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Q: Okay first of all my friend hates me because she thinks I told a much older guy that she liked him but I didn't. I keep saying that I didn't but she won't listen.She keeps telling me that I am stupid and everyone hates me when she is the only one. She tells me to stop talking to her and it drives me crazy. What shall I do?
stop talking to her. she obviously isnt serious about your relationship if she wont even listen to you. find some other friends that really care about you. but dont do anything mean to her. that will really make people hate you. Just leave her alone.

Q: Okay so im getting this kitten and its a boy but i dont know what im gonna need for him as far as supplies so can anyone give me a list of things i will need for him and 2 more things 1st one does anyone know the best brand food for kittens? 2nd thing does anyone know any good names for a baby boy kitten?

Thanx in advance:)
usually if you go to a pet store or talk to the person that sold you the cat they can let you know what kind of food you should feed your cat. also try different things and see what he likes best.

Q: I've gotten all of my Christmas shopping done, except for one person: my mom. I have no idea what to get her! The problem is she doesn't want anything, and what she does want she buys herself. Could I have some ideas please? Maybe some gifts you got for your own mother? Thanks!
get her something from the heart. some of the past presents i have gotten my mum are her fave perfume, a necklace etc. get her something you know she will like. another idea is if you have siblings start a stocking for her then you can put in little things like bubble bath etc. you can also give her coupons for like, "1 day of house work" "5 kitchen cleans. or something that gives her some time alone like a spa day. also with the coupons you can write that they can be used whenever she wants.

Q: my parents say that you can't get into any good collages with 3 "A-'s" and 1 "B". if i wanted to be a lawyer, would those be good enough grades? and could i get into harvard or yale or brown or standford or really good schools?
check out the websites and look at their requirements. this will tell you the overall percentage you need and which classes you need to take in order to be accepted. this way you will be able to focus on the classes you need as well as other classes.

Q: im not sure if im a good singer or a bad singer. how can i tell without asking someone because then I'd get nervious. Also does anyone have any tips on how to be a good singer?

thanks
you could record you self and then listen or ask your friends what they think of this new singer. If they say they dont like it then dont tell them it's you. to get better you can take lessons or you can join your school choir.

Q: well christmas is coming up.i have no idea in what i want for christmas so i decided on contacts.my dad didint want me to use them because supposebly they will mess up my eyes.since he wouldnt get them for me i asked my mom to buy them for me.she agreed but i dont know witch brand would be better.do you have any ideas?oh and what is the most you would pay for a pair of them?
thx!
to know which brand to use talk to an eye dotcor. they will be able to tell you which one to use depending on your eye. they also range in price from how long you get them for to wether they are colored as well

Q: alright, well for christmas i've been thinking about what i want and what i want is some newer, better makeup.

i like playing around with colors that are kinda of bright and out there and'll catch attention. and i like to blend them with my outfits so they look really neat. like i like doing my makeup like this: ( a girl i found off of myspace, not me ) http://i9.tinypic.com/2iqj2f5.jpg


but see how like, boldish and what a pretty color that makeup looks like?

does anyone know where to purchase makeup colored like this, that won't be running all over my face, for a cheap price?

even if you don't know where to tell me to get brightish, bold makeup like that, can anyone just tell me where to get good-looking makeup that doesn't run all over my face and stays on for good amount of time?

thanks.
sorry if i sounded confusing, i kinda ramble, haha.
mac cosmetics is great for bold looks. although their makeup can be expensive. you could ask someone for a gift card to there and if you get on for 40$ they will do your makeup for you so you can ask them what colors you should use. you also get reimbursed in products. so this means you get your make up done and 40$ worth of make up.

Q: okay well im 15 and i have a boyfriend named tom... and tom's female friend ashley ..that i dont trust ATALL she is a back stabber..she invited us to go to a party. and the girl that is hosting the party is my BEST friend hayleys WORST enemy. i dont want my best friend hayley to hate me for going. and i know there is going to be alcohol there because i saw the girl that was hosting the party talking about it on myspace to the backstabber ashley. oh yeha did i mention that ashley is also one of hayleys WORST enimies?

but on the other hand... i love parties,i wanna hangout with my boyfriend somewhere different, ive actually have been wanting to go to a party for a long time and i know every party since i got into 9th grade was gonna have alcohol,some of my friends might be there that dont drink also.

i really dont know what to do....

ANY ADVICE?

i wasnt sure what category to put this question under--sorry if i put it under a bad one.
Talk to your friend about going she may be fine with you attending. explain to her why you want to go. There are other parties if she doesn't feel comfertable with you going. or you could have your own. About the alcohol. I dont drink either and my friends dont pressure me into drinking it either because they understand that i dont like it. if you do go to the party go with people that arent going to try to pressure you into drinking, if anything does happen though call your parents they'll be there for you then even if they'll be mad at you later dont be scared to call them. About the parents not going to be there ask your parents what they think. lying to them is not the way to do it because you can get in even more trouble. I dont know what the ping pong balls are for so i cant help you there. If you are haveing so many mixed feelings about the party then maybe you just shouldn't go. talk about it with your riends and your parents because they can probably give you alot more help then i can or someone else on this site.

Q: I've thought a lot about death lately, and have found myself very freaked out about what it would be like to not exist and that this is my only life. Dying and being nothing and not even knowing for forever scares me a lot.


Any advice or reassurance would be nice. Anything concerning Jesus will automatically get your question rated a 1 and your face ripped off.
try not to think about not existing. instesad try to think about the people who love you. your parents friends anyone you know. imagine how they would feel if you were to die and if you ould really want them to feel that pain. if that doesnt help try calling kids help phone @ 1-800-668-6868

Q: does anybody know if the Word Perfect 11 software has a word counter, and how to get to it if it does? i need to write a poem with a minimum of 250 words and counting them all would be hell. thanks so much :)
Hi
Try looking in the tools heading. you can also use the help that comes with the program where they can answer most o your questions.

Q: my school's winter formal is some time in january, but i want to get a really cute dress because last time i got mine at the last minute. where are some stores or websites i could look for a fancy-ish but not too fancy (it's not like prom) dress. i like short dresses - knee-length or a little shorter or longer. anything CUTE.. thanks!

also, how should i wear my hair? i have curly hair and i dont want to straighten it. should i get it done?
Hi

I think a really great place to look it le chateau thats where i got mine. If you find an outlet they have some really good deals. i got mine for 10$$$$$$$$ Mariposa also has some good dresses. you could also try sears or zellers espically if you are on a budget.

About the hair. if you are on a budget a great idea is to go onto a website where you can look at different hair styles. there are some site where if you have a digital camera then you can take a picture of your self, up load it onto your computer and then you can try different hair styles on your self. then print of the style you like and ask you friends to help you match the look. you could also get your hair done. when trying to find a styalist call teh salon and ask who has the longest wait. this would probably mean they are the best at the salon. if you do go have some pictures of what you like or some ideas that can help the styalist give you the perfect look.

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