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I love giving advice i give it to all my friends,and they say i rock!.... but if u ask a stupid question, u can garentee a sarcastic answer! most of the time i am sarcastic, but if its a serious question, i'll give u a serious answer.i've been through A LOT of things boys, divorces, acne, meninstral problems :), school, friends, and back stabbers. those r only the things i can think of right now, but if u ask me a question....i'll probably have a answer.i also love getting stuff in my inbox so ur always welcome to ask me.I hope i answer all of yalls questions, and i hope u won't be dissappointed with my answers.

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Hey. Ok so like, last week or something, I put a question on here about a black and white room. I want to change my room when we move. Well, I had my heart set on doing black and white and some other color, but I totally forgot about my dresser! It's wood. And it wouldn't look good at ALL with black and white. So I'm now considering like, cheetah print. It would go good with my dresser. So does anyone know where I can find some animal print stuff like that. More cheetah than zebra or anything. And I'm 15/f. I would like pretty cute stuff that I can have fun with. And any other ideas are totally appreciated!! Thakns!!!!
Oh yeah, sorry if I'm too picky, but I don't really want like, pink or purple cheetah stuff. More like the black and brown kind. Thanks!

i think zebra print would be really cute and the black and white theme

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this little girl i was babysitting fell and she hit her head and there was no sign that she was hurt. and I dont know if i should tell her parents about it or not should i? i need advice!!!

well duh tell her parents

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I need to read a book over the summer for AP Lang. Any suggestions?

oooh

im sorry!
you wernt that specific

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13/f
this might be in the wrong category, but 4give me if it is.

so i had my first period like a month ago or something like that. and i know, your supposed to get a period every month. but itsz like 30-40 days now and i still didnt get it. well ive been feeling rather horny after mii first period and started to masturbate like everyday. but nothing else. is my period just irregular or could it be something else? any advice would be very much appreciated. thankx!

ohh yess
its just irregular
you might not get it for another year.

since you have only had it once you could get it in
3 days
3 weeks
3 months
or more!

dont worry
your normal
(:

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My bf listens to nothing but rap music so i wanted to make some CDs with other genres. I got the country and techno CDs made and I moved on to making a pop rock CD but i can't think of any songs that would be good for it.

so far i only have
Beating Hearts Baby - Head Automatica
Goodnight, Goodnight - Hot Hot Heat

what else should i add? I want similar sounding songs. thanks!

if your bf listens to nothing but rap and your giving hime country...
dont u think hes not gonna like it?

try r&b

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Im doing a presentation on how does McDonolds focus on meeting the customers needs.

were not here to do your homework.

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Ok, my parents are strict Catholics, My older brother(17) is 100% satanic, I'm a Buddhist and my sister finds any form of Religion disgusting.
Our house is all classical, with expensive furniture and so on, cause of my parents.
My room is minimalistic with a small shrine to Buddha. My brother's room is all black, and he does quite extreme Satanic stuff. Sorry, I don't know anything about it. But I have seen blood on the floor and so on.
My sister thinks anyone that people worship is s*it and so on. She's 14. She's constantly complaining about out religions and so on.
My parents hate my brother...they haven't talked for 4 years, since he discovered Satanism. My parents don't like to talk to me either.
And basically they ignore my sister. I get along with her ok, but that's when nothing to do with Religion is involved.

What could I do to make my home life better (15/F btw)

OH MY LANTA!
i am so sorry...

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My name is Dwayne i am 19 years old and the girl who i think is the love of my life hename is shanice she's 15 years old, I can understand that she's yong and has no idea of how to handle a relationship.
I want to know how can i get her to love me again because i really love this girl and would not do anything to hurt her, since lately i can see that she start to moving away from me slowly.

thats illegal you know that right...

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idk if this was really in the right category but.. it has to do with clothes. anyways - my prom is in 4 days and i was planning on risking it and not wearing underwear. i just didnt want any lines while i was wearing my dress and i didnt want my boyfriend to feel anything while we are dancing and stuff, you know?

problem is that i just got my period soooo, any suggestions on what i should do now?


thanks in advance.

that sucks.
maybe you could try wearing a thong...

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I'm on the Varsity dance team at my school, and we need a song to go with one of our routines since we're no longer allowed to compete with our old song since it was used by other teams.

It needs to be upbeat, with music changes ( as in beat) but it can't be all techno. please help! any suggestions would be great!

anything by cascada or by millionaires

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I'm sixteen/f and ever since I was in 7th grade(now in 11th) I've wanted to get my lip pierced. I dont really look like the typical people who get them done. Like I dont have that whole scene thing going on. I'm blonde and blue eyed and rarely wear any type of make up. My friends aren't really open to it, so when I ask them what they think it will look like, they say its gross or that I just shouldn't do it cause I'll look like a freak.
ALSO, i dont have any type of piercings. I dont have ears or belly button or anything. I am extremely afraid of needles. They are my definitely my biggest fear, with the second being blood. This is definitely the biggest problem with piercngs for me.
So i have a couple questions. Does it hurt a lot? Is there a lot of blood? Are there any techniques to doing it without needles? If not is there anyway to do it really quickly? Does it hurt to change them? Do you think I should get it done?

i personally think they look really good/cool
maybe this will give u a better idea:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZrX914Z-4Ws

(my brother got his done)
looks like no blood, so yeah
hope this helps
xxlauren

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What are some songs that once I turn on, everyone will be wanted to dance and get raunchy? Stuff with a lot of bass is good, but also some hip-hop too. Nothing mainstream or that I hear on Z100 all the time. Thanks

millionaires;
yup very vibrant

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you said that on my last question, was it a face? or something i put on myspace to get a truth box? thanks

sorry,
are you sure?
its no problem...
here it is anyway:
http://www.myspace.com/355901573

sorry for the 0.0
sunno what that was about

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how do you get a truth box on myspace?

0.0

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What is a truth box on myspace?

something you put on ypur page and ur friends put something about you and its completly anonymous.

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I just want suggestions on cute baby names for boys and girls. Thanks. Leave as many as possible.

Aidan
Aaron
Graydan
Alan
Jayden
Marcus
Brighten
Mason
Brayden
James


Madison June
Mackenzie Lynn
Brianna May
Jamie Marie
Laura Jane
Madeline Jayme

Brayden James.

Madison June

Belle
Isabella
Cyla
Anna


Joseph
Christian
Stephen
Kyler
Michael

hope i helped
GOOD LUCK

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I really hate my screen name and I really have no ideas on what i should make my new screen name. can you help me?

my name is Michelle i like to swim and play basketball.i really love animals, my favorite animals are tigers and dogs

rawr like Michelle.
RAWRmichelle
Michelle.says.RUFF

:D

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hey im 16 and pregnant
im 4 months along and
me and my boyfriend came up with some possible names with middles names.

Aidan Jole
Jole Aaron
Graydan Alan
Jayden Marcus
Brighten Mason
Brayden James

those were the top 6 boys names

Madison June
Mackenzie Lynn
Brianna May
Jamie Marie
Laura Jane
Madeline Jayme

and those are our top 6 girl names
we arnt sure if we are having a boy or girl
help us decided witch boy or girl names out of those do you all like?! or if you can come up with some other names please tell.



help us :)

the one boy name i like that u listed is:
Brayden James.

and the one girl name i like that u listed is:
Madison June

If i were to have a baby girl i like the names:
Belle (Elizabeth)
Isabella (Elizabeth)
Cyla (Anna)

boy names i like:
Aiden (Joseph)
Christian (Stephen)
Kyler (Michael)

hope i helped
GOOD LUCK

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is there anyway possible like a hack to enable the obex for bluetooth on the samsung juke (verizon)?

no

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does anyone know the best cream to get rid of undereye bags?

ive tried the clinique, and i didnt really do much.

i know i need to drink a lot of water and get sleep, but nothings working, does anyone else have any suggestions?

thankssss if you can help me :D

im 16/f by the way, so no surgeries pleasee :/

hi
ok so this isnt a cream but its something that gets rid of undereye bags:

get a spoon a get it wet than put it in the freezer [until frozen] then put the round side under your eyes and that should help make it go away.

works for me, hope it works for you.

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