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When you think it's over.
I won't let you down,
When your luck runs out
I will be around,
When you think it's over.
I won't let you down,
When your luck runs out
And when it feels like life is holdin' you down
Whenever you need me
Whenever you need me
I will be around (link)
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type the lyrics into google, they'll give you somthing. take it easy
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My school has a huge talent show every year and i need some help thinking of a one man act. It needs to be 2-3 minutes long and stupid/funny... Any idea is a good idea... The dumber the better...
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O man your probally gonna like this
this is what you gotta do. first off find the song it was the heat of the momment, thentape a copy of the lyrics under the chairs in the auditorium. walk up to the stage and start clappin to the beat all slow and well doin that go"i'd like to sing you all a song" and as you start to sing have one by one your friends standup and start singin it, then yell out " the lyrics arw under your seats everyone" they WILL sing and it WILL be amazing. or go with the song i feel pretty. or man just do some standup, do one liners, look up comedians like Mitch HdBerg, Rodney dangerfield, Steven Wright. they are great and have lots of oneliner. remember its all abotu delivery, mitch hedberg, steven wright have no emotion or expresion in there voices at all as they perform... and well Danger field.. He's freakin dangerfield, cmon, the king of oneliners
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ok. when someone says 'i would make it to 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th base with you' what exactly do those bases mean? like their individual meaning. im really lost here and i would really appreciate the help as soon as possible. thankk (link)
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ok there are diffrent versions bu this is how i interupt them
1st) kissin
2)making out
3)making out with some feel action (grabing privates, rubbing)
4)sex
hope i helped, peace out be carefl
Jon a.k.a GateKeeper
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I have a big question thats always been bothering me. Being a punk rocker or a goth is it really unmoral? Is it bad so God won't except your or anything? (link)
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Listen, it doesn't matter how you dress, what you listen to, what you watch, none of that means shit bout the real you. and the real you is who God cares about, she'll always except you and love you, your one of her children. All that matters is that you try to be a giid person, try to help your fellow man, and when it comes to that it doesnt matter if your a priest or bum cause either way it's your choice. so no it doesn't matter. Just stay gold.
love and Peace
GateKeeper
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Kinda has to do about my love life and my job.
Right now im really depressed and stuck with a decision i dont want to make. I just really want to cry and let everything out but then again i dont want my parents asking me whats a matter. Is their anything i can do that will make me feel better?
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if you have a hobby or a sport it will temporarily get your mind off of things. but it might be best for you to talk about things. if you want to talk to someone email me at jec1992@aim.com. im havin some trouble with my love life too so maybe i can help
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how old were you the first time you made out?? (link)
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6 actually, but i dont think that counted. so 13
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Everyone keeps asking me what I want them to get me for my birthday next week. I really don't know what to say. I told them they don't need to buy me anything, but they keep asking! What should I do? (link)
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say that you don't need anything but if they insist then say cash. that way you can get what ever you want and they dont bother you and feel they've done good
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ok sorry i reread my last question after i posted it..and it didnt make much sense so i'll ask agian..in different words..ok so i met a guy when my family and i went on vacation at our beach house..i liked him alot and he liked me too..we made out and decided just to be friends with benefits..later the next week i had to go back home..he said he would call me every other day..and its now been about 5 days..ive called him 3 times but he was only there once..i talked to him then but not for very long..the other 2 times his grandparents said they would tell him to call me back..he called back once..but not the other time..and its been 5 days..so he hasnt called me once..only calling me back..so am i scaring him by calling him a lot and seeming clingy? even though i havent really called that much, is he losing interest in me.., or is he just forgetting to call..or doesnt like talking on the phone?..please try and answer! thanks for your help =)oh and yeah im 13/f (link)
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it could be any of thows, i still say wait to call him for a couple days, have him call you, tell him to call you back instead of the other way, he might be loosing intrest or not, it's too early to guess. and some guys like myself. just hate talkin on the phone.
so give it a couple days or if you want. you can take the upfront approach and just ask him.
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ok so i went on vacation to our beach house and met a guy that i liked alot. he liked me to and we decided to be friends with benefits..we made out and he seemed to really like me. I had to leave later the next week and he said he'd call me every day..well then he said every other day cause he'd forget..but its now been like..5 days and ive called him 3 times..and he was only there like twice..but his grandparents said they'd tell him to call me. He called back once..but not the other 2 times..so am i scaring him by calling him a lot?..ive only called him 3 times..and its been 5 days..ive called him every other day..or did he just lose interest in me since i left? thanks for your help =] oh and im 13/f if it helps (link)
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ya know you might have made him feel like this would be a free ride with him and that there would be know emotional attachment, he might be losing intrest in you or maybe is grandparents are just stupid and forgot to call. why don't you try not callin for a couple of days and see if HE calls. if not you could keep on trying calling him, give up and move on (thats my advice) or try and see him in person to taolk it out
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Me and my gf had sex for the first time recentlly, she said she had an amazing time and moaned and groaned and almost screamed( she had to hold back cause there were other ppl in the house) we went for about 30 min. and then we had to stop cause someone was comin. is this good for the first time. im a bit self consious (link)
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sounds good to me
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Uhm,ok this is random advice, what do you guys think about it?
Even though It is normal for guys [and girls :s] to like porn, it doesn't necessaraly mean that it's right. Think of it this way, in Gods eyes does he think it would be correct to do something sinful, even though you have the total conscience and controle over your hormones.
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you see that is copletely what you believe, do what yo think. No one can tell you what god thinks but you and your heart, follow it. Do what you think is right. But remember, if God wanted people to be perfect don't you think he would have made us that way? Somtimes it's best not to deny what makes us human.
GoodLuck
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper
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Well I was wondering if you could share your first kiss or kiss stories with me like what to do during one where to have one etc. I haven't had one yet (obviously) lol but I was just curious to know if you'd share yours please
Thanks
B.
P.S I'm 13/F (link)
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well my first kiss was on my first date with my girl, i went all out. i brought her to my brothers wedding. so we partied all night and had a good time, danced to geather and with the drunk hockey players.
well towards then she took me by the hand and brought me to the opposite side of the receptionhall were there was some empty chairs lined up on the wall(the room we were in wasnt being used because it was a two reception hall building, we were in the other)i sat down and she lied her head in my lap, we flirted a bit and talked. then as i was looking down at her i said "i've wanted to kiss you all night, ya know that?" she said yea and we stared at each other she smiled and said "My god, do i have to do everything?" and grabbed me, pulled me down and we kissed each other, no tounge, it was just a sweet kiss. oh yea, and the song in the back round was shake that laffy taffy.
GoodLuck
jon a.k.a GateKeeper
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Ima christian & at church with youth group we sometimes do this. The youth leaders will put questions on a piece of paper & you answer them.
First: she said answer these questions as if god was not standing right next too you.
and i did.
Second: she said now answer the questions as if god was not standing right next to you.
I know that god is with you all the time.
But this one question had me stumped.
--If a relative was in the hospital & could die any minute would you stay in the room with them?--
I said no to this because i couldnt bring myself to let someone die right next too me.
Would you guys of said the same thing or would you be able to stay in the room? Why?
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I have been in this situation before, and even if you don't want to stay in the room you end up staying because you can't drag yourself away no matter how much it hurts, and i understand why you say that you wouldn't most people would say the same and those who don't think they'd want to leave are fools, but you do stay. and it hurts. but never be ashamed of that, god made us have flaws because we are only human, or else we would be god
GoodLcuk
-Jon a.k.a GateKeeper
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hey well im going through a very hard time right now... my dad has cancer and i have a feeling that my sister is going to move out... yea and well i cut myself kinda alot too.... but like i dont know what to do ... all my friends are worried about me(at leaset the 1s that know i do it) but like im split in half.... one siode is telling my im stupid for doing it and telling me never to do it again... and the other half is happy that i do it and it makes me wanna do it more..and i dont know what side to belive... none of my friends really understand what im going through and i scare myself when i do it...i just dont knwo what to do ... and going to a counsiler is out of the question because my family is almost broke from my dad and his cancer.. i just need some help and i really dont knwo what to do...
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well, first of i want to say my mother is recovering from cancer and you must have faith that they will get better because if you don't believe it won't happen. my mother had a cancerous brain tumur that had a 15% chacnce of even shrinking, after 8 months, it completly disappered, so have faith, i promise your father will get better, and i never break a promise.
also talk to yoursister, it might be hard to accept her moving out if she does, but it won't be the end, you will see her plenty, all three of my siblings live in other towns yet they visit me and my parents around every day. it wont be the end of the world, she will still be your sister and be there for you
Listen, dont believe that you are stupid but you have to understand that cutting yourself is not the answer, this site can help you quit because believe me thier are other ways to be happy and you have caring friends who want to help you can lean on.
this site might help and searching online for support groups in your area might be good to.
http://www.geocities.com/tiredofbeingreal/waystofight.htm
try this site, also at your school their is likely a school counselor, even if you don't tell them about cutting yourself it is a good way to vent and they are sworn to confidentiality so there is no worry there.
please also contact me if you would like to talk, vent, just get thing of your chest or if you want to talk about your father, i have been their and i know it hurts and is scary.
contact me at
email: jec1992@aim.com
AIM: jec1992
please contact me if you want or need to talk
GoodLuck and stay strong
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper
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since you answered my last question i have another one... is it really illegal if you don't tell the woman when you're about to cum?
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well, it isnt illegal, but i find it wrong, i mean it just could cause pregnancy so i feel it is the responsibility, but their is somthing called pre-cum which can also get a girl pregnant, it's just when like the tip is wet with sticky stuff so always were a condom (sorry if im wrong but im under the aumption your guy) and always be careful, have the girl on pills, use protection, even if ya take it out, it can still get em pregnant, keep the cum not even tuching the inner thigh. be careful and look over your state laws if ur worried
GoodLuck
Jon a.k.a.a GateKeeper
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I`m supposed to be the advice GIVER, not RECEIVER. . .right? Then why am i so confused? School is about to start and i am in a class called "Publications" which means i write the school newspaper and do the yearbook. I am NOT a dork . . . i am actually pretty popular. But a lot of people think it`s a pathetic class. should i drop out and be in study hall, or stay in? I`m so confused.
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Do what you want to do, if people think it's stupid then thats great for them, they dont have to do it, and the people who do care if you're doin that dont matter, so i say, just flow with it and have a good time, dont take life to seriously, you'll never make it out alive
GoodLuck
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper
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I have 2 questions...
1. Has anyone heard/seen Dane Cook (the comedian) say how his first time... doing something in the car with a woman. I think the skit is called "The Handle". Can somebody please explain what the woman is doing to him?
2. When you're doing "it" what's the white thing that comes out of the guys ummm "" (link)
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i know that skit, the woman is giving him somthing called a blowjob, it's when the woman sucks the guys, ya kno
and that white stuff is cum, it carries semen which impregnates a woman.
GoodLuck, dont worry bout things like that, it doesnt concern you at this point
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper
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alright.
well i dont know anything.
like.. how to have sex.
or anything like that.
i cant ask my mom
she'll flip.i need help.
please help =/
ps= i dont know anything else to do with sex either. (link)
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well sex is simply the penis being inserted into the vagina. it is best if you ask your parents though, they wont flip it is natural for a kid to be asking questions, and if your completely against that i sugest gong on google or ask (preferbly ajkids.com as to make sure your not bumbarded by porn) and look for websites like this one : http://www.sxetc.org/ you'll get far more help here then you will on this website.
Goodluck, be careful and dont rush things
Jon a.K.a GeteKeeper
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well, i obviously know what a bj is and stuff but how do you give one? cuz i don't wanna do it wrong at all. haha (link)
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well your main goals is just to please the guy, so just try and make his little man feel god, make sure not to use ur teeth cause althougth the guy will think it's wrth it, it's gona hurt like a fuck if u use teeth.
also you can look at some porn to get an idea if you want. i'd imagine they would work like instrctional videos.
GoodLuck, have fun and be safe
jon a.K.a GateKeeper
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ok, i was talking with my frineds the other day and they said i should dump my girlfrined, and i asked why and we went into a whole list of shit, ok here it is,
1. when we are together, we don't talk much, i mean we talk alot, but not as much as i and her normly do with other people.
2. when she kiss me, it's more of a peck, and we don't kiss that much anyway.
3. she does not return some of the same feeling as i do, we both love each other very much,
and other little things, like i'm veyr romantci and she's not, i don't know what i should do, my friends mabe right, but i don't want to break up, i'm always question the relatioship, like hsould i stay init, and the problem is that i really don't know if i love her, i do, but the feeling is wirde, it's more of'should i stay in this ti make her happy at the lose of my own happyness' and things like hat, i'm her first boyfriend and she's my 3, my last two hurt my really badly, and i'm not sure if i can every love again, any advice?, if you need more info. just tell me and i will update (link)
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ok man, listen, frankly in tis matter my opinion, your friends opinion and everyone else's opinion is second hand shit. only two people matter in this situation, you and your girl. we can't tell you wheather or not to stick with her, you got to honestly say would you rather be with, or with out her, and you can always stay friends, but if you don't want to be with her, it will hurt her more for you to just pretend to wanna be with her. and i know what it feels like to hurt man, but don't worry, you'll love again, time heals all wounds and everything happens for a purpose, look for what you learned and what you can gain from the experiances.
but yea, bro this is somthing where you need to sit down and have a serious talk with your heart on wheather or not you want to be with this girl, dont let anyone els's opinions way in well your making your decision cause only yours matter.
GoodLuck, keep your chin up
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper
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