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im fasinated by the titanic, does anyone know of any good interesting books that I culd read about the titanic? thanks to all!! (link)
No but if you go to your local library you could probally find stacks of books about the Titanic


i have a bf...we have been dating for about a year...and im ready to go to the next level with him ..all we really do is make out...and i know he wants to finger me and ive given him a hanjob..how do get him really horny and let him know with out telling him i want him? (link)
lie on the bed naked with legs spread, he will be horny and wilkl get the message... unless hes a fuckin retard


Okay, so, here's the deal. My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time two months ago. This happened about five days after my period ended. Like idiots, we didn't use a condom, but he pulled out before he ejaculated. I wasn't scared at all about any "mistakes" until I read on a website that even if the guy pulls out, it is still possible for sperm to make its way to the egg. After about a month, when I was technicly late, I told my aunt what happened and she took me to the store to buy me two tests. Both tests turned out negative, so I was relieved. However, it's been another month since, and I still haven't gotten my period. Now, I've never been very regular, but two months late, given what I've done, scares me. Is it possible that the two tests could have been wrong, and that I really am..pregnant?

I'm seventeen, if that helps any.. (link)
There is a possiblity that the tests could be wrong. my advice is to go to your doctor as soon as you can and take a pregnancy testfrom him/her. theres is much more acurate and if it still comes out negative the doctor could explain why. hope i helped


I apologize for the length.
I have a bad cold first of all. So in this matter it probably only makes the pain worse.
I have 2 large hard spots on my abdomen about 2 inches (each side) away from my belly button and it connects down below my pantsline
(about 3 inches from my belly button.)
I also believe that I have contracted a UTI or bladder infection. (I've never had one before.)
I have pain when urinating and often feel the urge to constantly urinate, even after I go.
I have a history of ovarian cysts and i had one the size of a tennis ball a few years back.
The other day i remember myself having some ovarian pain but ignored it as it is usually normal for me.
Thursday me and my b/f had sex. Unprotected and we used baby oil as lube (we usually do this as it hasnt harmed me that I nknow of, well i recently found out that the baby oil we used had aloe in it. I am allergic to aloe. Later that night he fingered me.
Friday, I woke up and urinated, and the took a shower, I felt fine, about 10 minutes later i felt this sharp pain like i had to pee. I went and expierienced the awful pain. I avoided peeing that day and drank water at a constant rate. it wasnt as bad and I took some AZO pills to help. Saturday (today) the pills stopped helping and I realized that I had these hard areas in my belly. I know on monday to see a doctor even if i feel better, but until then what should I do? Ive taken plenty of vitamins to help, but im still in pain. (link)
i'm not really to skilled in this area. i have a friend who had cysts but i can't gurantee that will help. i suggest lying down, taking pain relievers, making yourself comfortable. try and get plenty of sleep and have some loved ones around who can distract you from your pain. then once monday hits run to the doctor as quick as you can


so my ex boyfriend and i still flirt, and talk about having sex, but we are joking because i have a new boyfriend and I am happy, but do u guys have any flirty things that i could say. Or a way to jokingly hint sex?

Thanks (link)
ok listen here. I got a question for you. what the fuck would your boyfriend? You wanna fuck your ex fuck him but have the guts to break up with your boyfriend, you are tryin to have the best of two worlds. but you can't. So either cut this crap out or have the guts to break up with your boyfriend. And anyone who helps this girl should be fucking ashamed of themselves. and ya know what I don't give a shit if you rate me bad.


When you say "when you rub it it will feel good" does that mean that touching that spot will arouse me or are you saying that the bump will feel smooth? (link)
i mean it will arouse you


hey this is gross but im a female 14 and I have like this pimple/boil on my crotch near the vagina but I'm thinking it's a boil because it's not nard but I don't think it's pussy but i'm scared to pop it and I'm not sure of its something bad and I dont want a doctor to see it either. I've never nad any sexual things going on so..help! (link)
I'm not sure, but it sems to me its possible your talking about your clit. If i'm right then dont worry about it, the clit is near the top of your vagina and well i guess one way to know is if you rub it it will feel good, otherwise i say wait a bit and if it doesnt go away ask a doc.


well, i need some really awesome phrases! like a random but awesome one. (example-dirty pirate hooker) a saying i could use alll the time. also some random phrases (example- do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i see me in them! ) yeah, so anything like funny and random,because im out of ideas. maybe some good convo. starters too :]! mucho thankss (link)
one that caught on at my shool which i started was "I don't want your man love" Don't lie" in a weird voice and "Im a super spy who is super sly" and "dont say gay"


i am a fifteen year old female. the boy i have been making out with recently wants to step up our relationship. he wants to finger me which i am totally ready for and excited for. the only concern is that i have a lot of pubic hair, so i wonder if he will be grossed out. should i shave it for him? Thanks. (link)
you could if you wanted, alot of guys are into it bein shaved but then again others don't it wouldnt be a bad i dea to shave it but don't stress it i doubt he'll care much, and btw make sure he cuts his nails cause that can hurt like a bitch form what my girlfriend told me


stupid question..

how do you know you like someone..i know i'm stupid but i'm just curious how someone may tell if they like someone as like bf material. (link)
First off never say your stupid for asking a question, if you were stupid you wouldnt ask. but yea, when you look forward to seein that person each day, when they are the last thing you think of before you fall asleep and you get that butterfly feeling before you go to sleep. when someone says to you "why you have that smerk on your face" and you didnt even know cause you were just thinkin bout that person or when you would walk a thousand miles just to kiss that person. then you know they are the right material and you like them.
hope i helped.
Carney


Bear with me; this is a several part question.

-Is it morally wrong to give advice about a situation you've never been in? For example, give sex advice if you've never had sex?

-Is it morally wrong to give advice you don't follow, even if the advice is sound? For example, an eating disordered person giving nutrition advice, or a couch potato giving exercise tips? What if this information is provided to correct erroneous information offered by another source?

This is assuming that the advice you give is valid, despite it being contradictory to your actions. I'm interested in seeing what people think. (link)
In some cases it will make you a hypocrite but by no means is it wrong ever to help someone despite what you chose to do is


can pitbulls kill u? (link)
anything to kill you, hell a neck tie can kill you ( flys in ur mouth down ur throat choke to death) but yea its not so much the object that kil lyou more the situation,. if the dog is violent and your mean to it and provoke it then yes it can hurt you and if enough damage is done then yes it may kill you, but then again the same could be said about anything so please do not let this differ you from buying one of the dogs


Okay me and my boyfriend have been going out for 11 months, and we were talking about a dream i had and then he started to tell me about his dream but then he stopped. i had to force him to tell me because he kept saying no, but he shouldnt have to hide anything from me. anyways he told me his dream. it hurt me so bad, i didnt show it because he seemed pretty upset and bothered by it also and ashamed but it realy hurt me , his dream was ; he was in his room or a room idk , with two other girls. having sex with them and stuff them doing stuff to him and stuff .......WHY W0ULD HE DREAM ABOUT THAT .. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THAT WAS IN HIS HEAD . he said he didnt know who the girls were, that they werent anyone, i want to belive him on that but i dont know . i dont know it hurt so bad to know that he was dreamin about fuckin two other girls. and i mean wht if this isnt the only time, i kno its just a dream but dreams mean something....does anyone know what this means?=/ (link)
i kno your worried and it hurts, buti bet you anything if you looked at your relationship there is no reason to believe he would want to cheat on you, im guessin he's a teenager and you are too. well rightn ow we have hormones runnin around, so although he loves you with all his heart, some hormones kicked in while he was sleeping and caused him to what's refered to as a wet dream. that's all. he doesnt want that to heppen or else he wouldnt seem ashamed and sad and not want to tell you. you think he stuck around 11 momths to cheat? all it is is hormones, and belive him onthe "he didnt even know him part" be cause as a guy i kno that we tend to have dreams bout people we dont even know and have never met, the hormones just go wild. nothin to worry bout


Hey I never really talk to you anymore. E-mail me sometime. Later.
Love- Nelle (Ya sis) (link)
hey what's good, i have jus een chillin, what u been up too?


all my frineds make fun of me because my penis is too big, i am 14 and it is 9 inchies. Is i thought it was a good thing to have a penis. Is it? (link)
you son ofa bitch


I hav just got in to high school from my small (100 people) primary. My friends are nice but they have this sort of dark side. When ever I do well at school or sport or talk to the girls, when i come back to them the act different and more negitive around me. One day I they pissed me off so bad.

Later when I went on the in ternet a (guess what) a sex pop-up came. Being immature I clicked it. Wow i thought when it came up. I've heard of porn but not on this lv. I also visited it again but stoped because i (dunno) said this wasnt 4 me. Also when I get pissed or sad in my sleep i have dreams of sex and get an erection and allot of feelings. so thats what happens. Its wierd.... When at school things r going bad..... i think and sometimes want sex bad.......why GOD WHY!!!! (link)
yo man, i know this question is a bit old, but i figred id just say, dont worry bout it, now your friends, they're not necasarilly not friends, just jelous, spread out and get some more, but ya dotn have to ditch your old ones, and also, dont worry bout sex. it's normal, it's somthing that you want. my suggestion dude is get into some more sports, get a gf you really care about, and if worse comes to worse were you cant get your mind off sex. jerk off. its perfectly healthy. need any more advice feel free to ask me questions. peace man


My boyfriend and me don't talk on the phone I don't know why either. We've been dating since last Saturday. He talk to other girls on the phone plenty of times, but not me. I want to start talking on the phone with him I don't what I should say to him on msn messenger should I just come out and say can I call you or what? Thanks in advance (link)
well you could do that, or just call him, but if this helps, like my brother, he critesized me for always talking on the phone with my girl and said he never did that, the reason being that he prefered to talk in person, he saved p what he wanted to say till eh saw her, he thought it meant more if you do that, maybe your bf is the same


I just need a little here, I'm looking for a funny halloween costume this year but i dont know what to be..if you have any ideas tell me...=] (link)
here's one, get a bunch of those little cerial boxes and put plastic knives in them, say your a ceral killer. or dress up as a sar and carry a fake gun say your a shooting star or as my brother did be a turkey sanwitch hold the mayo.:wear a witch hat,have a buket of sand, pin some turkey to your shirt or hat then hold a jar of mayo.
or be a hobo and attack ppl from a garbage can, w/e, hope i gave you same ideas


ok i have another question, all three times was with the same girl? and did you have orgy? or regular sex? (link)
can i inquire why you ask



have you ever hd sex before?
and if you have..
how old were you?
and
did you use protection?
and
is the girl pregnant?
and
how many times have you done it? (link)
yes i have

i was 13 and still am but by no means do i sugesst you do it unless you are in love an know you wont regret it.

i did the first time the second time the girl said she was on the pill so i didnt, turns out she wasn't. I broke the two most important rules, always strap up and never cum inside.

The girl was but she had a miscarigage unforunitly

and i have done it three times.

feel free to ask more questions, remember the rules




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