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(funny/stupid) One man act for talent show
My school has a huge talent show every year and i need some help thinking of a one man act. It needs to be 2-3 minutes long and stupid/funny... Any idea is a good idea... The dumber the better...
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O man your probally gonna like this
this is what you gotta do. first off find the song it was the heat of the momment, thentape a copy of the lyrics under the chairs in the auditorium. walk up to the stage and start clappin to the beat all slow and well doin that go"i'd like to sing you all a song" and as you start to sing have one by one your friends standup and start singin it, then yell out " the lyrics arw under your seats everyone" they WILL sing and it WILL be amazing. or go with the song i feel pretty. or man just do some standup, do one liners, look up comedians like Mitch HdBerg, Rodney dangerfield, Steven Wright. they are great and have lots of oneliner. remember its all abotu delivery, mitch hedberg, steven wright have no emotion or expresion in there voices at all as they perform... and well Danger field.. He's freakin dangerfield, cmon, the king of oneliners
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-Write a rap. Something really, really stupid.
-Better yet, if you're white or asian, you could sing "Ridin'" by Chamillionare.
-Sing the Super Mario Brothers theme song, over and over again.
-Sing the Mexican Hat Dance. While dancing.
-Do interpretive dance to heavy metal.
-Do the macarena/the hokey pokey.
-Sing some really cliched talent show song (like "Amazing Grace") really, really badly.
-Make up a dance routine to some horrible dance song from the 90's.
-Play the kazoo.
-Tell some stupid, pointless, anecdote and drag it out for as long as you can.
I hope I helped :)
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Are you a girl or boy?
Girl ;
You could dress like a man. On stage act like one but do stupid things aka` run into the wall? Or trip and fall, after take off maybee your hat and stip from your man clothes and show everyone yourr a girl.
Guy ;
You could be a clown?
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