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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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Okay,This isnt about me.

My friend likes this guy and he likes her too (he is 3 years older than her too) and she thinks he is using her and i think she should give him a chance but he told other girls he doesnt want to get in a serious relationship so what should she do? (link)
take a chance. it's what life's about.


I just got asked out today and I said yes. This is my first time to be going out with someone and im pretty scared. I dont know what to talk about with him or what to do with him. Im a pretty shy person so I get pretty nervous when im around people I dont know to well. I really need some advice!!!! (link)
treat him like a close friend (with obvious exceptions like kissing makin out all that shyt, but as far as when your around people just treat him like a close friend.) Theres not that much to it.


i am 13 and i pretty much have alota zits, but only on my forhead. i wash my face 2 time every day AND use acne medication. its working well, but i really want something to get rid of them FAST or some kinda cover-up that will hide them reallly good. any suggestions? (link)
use less, you get acne by the dead skin cells going into your pores...and if your doing all that you're drying out your skin to much and its causing more acne


Alright, now I get sleep and everything, but whenever I am in school and stuff, I still continue to be tired. Haha, it being boring doesn't help too much either. Anyways. I was thinking about purchasing an energy drink to drink in the morning to help me stay a little more awake, and I keep hearing of this energy drink, MONSTER. I hear it's great, it taste good, etc.

But: I am a picky person. I don't like alot of flavors and tastes.

So.

To anybody whose ever drank it, what does it taste like? I tried an energy drink once, it tasted like pineapple, and I spit it out, haha. I'm not repeating that again.

But, to anybody else, even if you haven't drank MONSTER, any other energy drink suggestions and what do they taste like?


HELP?! (link)
good energy drinks:

rockstar
balls
rockstar Rd. (its a mix with rockstar and sumthing else...it foams and gets you so hyper you can go black out. i dont know how to make it though)
Adreneline Rush
Amp (really good...tastes like concentrated mtn dew)

bad energy drinks:

red bull
xavio
the flavored ones..




Is it true that if you drink alcohol on a regular basis- say, 2 times a week.. that ur body can handle more than someone who drinks only once every two weeks? (link)
yup and that little amount is actually good for you and has been proven to help prevent cancer


Just another random question.Why do you have a picture of a potato on your columm.Its kind of funny
~beebee69~ (link)
because i like potatoes.


Hi, I'm going into 10th grade 16/m- and school hasn't even started yet...
Well.. the harrassment has been going on since 4th grade...
Basically all the popular people and the majority of my class think that I'm a fag (like gay).. but I'm not.. I have a girlfriend of 6 months.. and we're really happy together...
I don't even act gay at all.. everyone just thinks I am.. and I think it's because most of my friends are girls.. but I don't understand why that would make me gay- because wouldn't that mean that I like hanging out with girls because they are nice to me??
I just feel like no one cares about me and everyone is making fun of me
Another thing.. I am one of the smartest people in the class (4.0 average).. and I always do good on tests.. do people make fun of me because they are jealous that I get good grades and they don't.. I mean I don't go around bragging about my grades.. people ask me what I got.. and I just tell them in a modest way...

I don't understand why everyone thinks I'm a homo.. when I'm not...

oh.. and on myspace- I put up a picture that was the one everyone does (upside down peace sign with big sunglasses).. so then one of the people who makes fun of me posts a comment about it saying "wow ur a homo" so i posted a comment back saying "i was making fun of myspace.. lol".. so then he posts regular comments saying stuff like "i wasn't kidding about the pic comment" and "everyone thinks you're a fag" and "we hate you"...

So that just made me think of how much my class despises me- and I don't even say anything mean to them.. I try being nice.. but they just aren't.. the only ones who actually care about me are my close friends.. and that's only like 10 people max. outta the 250-300 in my class...

Am I just worried about nothing?
Am I really that much of a loser?
Please don't say "go talk to a counselor" because I tried that in middle school and the counselor was really stupid about it
Please help!

sorry this was so long (link)
haha dude we had a kid in my old class we all made fun of him saying he was gay just to see how far we could push him ... i say just deal with it.


how can you make yourself happy? because I can't seem to do it. I'm completely miserable, and I dont think its healthy for me toi be so negative. (link)
eat more fruit...no joke


Today my friend asked me this riddle: "A man ate a seagull sandwich and then he died- How did he die?" I guessed and guessed, and then gave up. The problem is she won't tell me. Then I asked her sister... Nope, shes not telling me either. Does anyone know the answer because i's driving me INSANE!!! Please answer only if you have heard this riddle and know the answer! Thanks from the deep blue sea. (link)
i have no idea
but dude now i am never gunna eat a seagull sandwhich


Are you gay?Im not calling you gay its just the way you sound when I read your advice is kinda feminem (link)
i am NOT gay

wtf lol


I'm really athletic && I have a very busy year. I wanted to know about really good energy drinks. And good bars to eat in the morning before I run. (link)
ok, rudy revolution...its just coming out and is so much better for you than gatorade...it has vitamins in it that help prevent:

cramps
muscle aches
dehydration

and it also has some vitamins that increase the amount of adrenaline your body produces. most college coaches REQUIRE you to drink this stuff because its sooo good for you. and also any thing high protein will help you with your morning run.


Is it common for girls to not be attracted to guys (age 14)? They all seem too immature in school and I'm not like those other girls that think every dude is "hot". I'm not concerned about this, I don't care If I have a bf or not but I was just wondering if this is common (and I'm not gay, I know that). It's a bit hard to explain in detail but in short, guys aren't intresting... At least not yet. (link)
ok for starts we never grow up ... sad to say but its true...and i also know that we can be the biggest suckups on earth...and we're not gunna walk down the hall and stop you and say "my o my you look marvelous today, o by the way is that a new haircut?" we just dont do that. i mean be serious how many guys ARE like that, that are older.


I'm 14/f and a freshman in Highschool. I was my first highschool dance the other night and tons of seniors wanted to grind with me. I didn't really mind cause I wasn't overdoing it. The first guy I danced with though eventually asked me when we were dancing "Do you want to go somewhere else?" and I really didn't want to have sex (I'm a virgin) so I said 'no'. Then he said "okay it was nice to meet you.", he shook my hand, and walked away. I have no idea why, but all night I felt really bad for him. I know it's dumb cause it's like 'I feel bad because I didn't have sex with him like he wanted'. Do you know why I feel this way? What do you think I would have ended up doing if I did? (blowjob, just sex, fingering, ect.)
Thanks so much. I RATE! (link)
senior asking a freshman to go somewhere else...uhm DUH he wanted sex. sorry but its true. and as far as you feeling bad...i wouldnt worry about it.


I just got spacers in, and I'm getting braces next week, and my orthodontist told me I might not be able to eat solid foods for a while. Does anyone have any suggestions other than milkshakes/smoothies, mashed potatoes, and pudding?

Thanks in advance :) (link)
braces...when you get them, chew gum!! it will loosen them up (you might break a cuple brachets) but thats why the ortho guy doesnt want you too.


why should i pick the one i met 3 days ago?
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because you go out with someone to get to know them better and you already know your friend.


ok i like 2 girls one i just met 3 days ago and the otherone my friends likes with one should i go for they r both beautiful and sweet and nice (link)
the 3 days ago one.


I havent gone all the way with my boyfriend, but hes given me oral sex. Every time he comes over, we do it!! Im 13 and want to be a virgin. Am I considered a virgin or not? (link)
you are if he didnt stick it in .. you are no worries


okay sry in advance if this is long
a few weeks ago a few friends of mine went to this small party where there was drinking. well one of my friends/(kinda not) had gotten drunk for her 1st time ( i will call her rachel*) okay well and my other friend had just broken up with her boyfriend and she was my best friend so of coruse i was conferting her. so when we where headed back for my othe friends house i was hugging my friend (ill call her andrea*) well while i was hugging andrea rachel wasted comes up and startes trying to hug her and starts chokcing her and all of us other girls where trying to stop here well since andrea was crying when rachel finaly let go andrea started thorwoing up .. but while she was choking her i go to rachel i said "rachel stop! your choking her!" and she goes shutup! u slut! and shoves my face away. and then she kept on calling me this rude names and it wwas constant it was over and over again and i didnt know what to do. so once we got back to my friends hosue.. rachel desides to start doing it again.. so i was just egnoring her. then it was again.. so i kept on egnoring her while some friends where on my side saying thats wrong rachel shouldnt do that while another was just on both because she was watching out for rachel bc shes drunk. but anyways.. in the morning rachel starts asking me questions and i wouldnt awnser bc i wasnt guna talk to her.. (i wouldnt blame me) and then she starts saying how inconsiderate i was..? i dont know what i did wrong besdies egnor some one that was making fun of me and saying things that arent true. then about an hr later she says she didnt mean it. i didnt belive her bc the truth comes out when your drunk " a sober girls thougghts are a drunk girls words" then i egnored her for a cople of weeks then i go out a friday with my friends and i c her there. i egnor her .. then that night i get online and say sorry for being rude. and she said its alright. ? i was w8ting for her to say somehting back..? but then i said obvously u dont understand where im coming from. and then that night one of my good friends tells me that rachel was telling her a untrue story. so i got mad at confonted her and she goes thats funny i never said anything about you.. ? then signs off..?
cann you help mE? what am i suposed to do? i mean she use to be one of my good friends.. but lieing to me all these years? i mean i dont get it.. because we have had some bad times toegther like fights and stuf but i just thought it was jus teenage girls.. but this didnt seem like that.. this was bigger and i dont noe what to do

sorry again for it being long

thanx (link)
this is an easy one (even though its long) well when she signed off afterwards obviously shes hiding sumthing but i wouldnt let it get to me yah ok if she wants to be a good friend let her talk and listen but dont force conversation with her because obviously shes embarassed to tell the truth. but until then i'd hang out with my other friends and completely blow it off and when she IM's you to talk dont even bring it up let her bring it up when shes ready ... i know its pretty basic but hey its advice lol


My long-term boyfriend & I have recently started having sex. He wasn't a virgin but I was (I'm 18, he's 19). The sex is getting better each time too. The thing is, sometimes he'll make a face or we'll like bump heads by accident & I'll think it's hilarious. He doesn't think so, and stays so serious. I would like to lighten the mood a bit and get him to loosen up even though sex is serious, but how do I go about doing that? (link)
some of us think its pretty serious and the rest of us just think its another play time


who do u like dont say idk or no1 (link)
i like a TON of girls but who i want to go out with, thats a question you'll have to wait for.




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