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http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=K2204
Their name is alarmingly similar to yours, are you gonna take that???!!

No matter who comes along, no matter what name anyone else takes, we'll all know who the real K' is.

Besides, that person was obviously born on February 2nd of last year. You call that competition?

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So have you ever tried not having sex to see what its like to be in a relationship without it? Trust me it will put a whole new meaning to just touching one another. I am not saying agree with me, but being mean to ugly people for their beliefs is not very cool. What's your deal?

Every relationship I have ever been in, save my current, was purely sex-less. Nor is my current based around it. I love her, I trust her, I can't stand to be without her. We just happen to have sex occasionally too. It's a nice addition to any relationship, if handled carefully. We don't do it out of lust, but of love.

I'm not mean to others about their beliefs, so long as they do not think less of me for mine. A closed mind is a terrible thing to have. Is your mind closed? Are you so fixated on your beliefs that you are offended by anyone else's opinion? If so, please don't contact me again.

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Can anyone tell me about any awesome free online adventure games? I've already been to runescape, but are there any other good ones?

Oy, Runescape is awful. I suggest you find a free server for Ultima Online. UO is a pay-to-play game, but many people have created their own servers which are free to play. They simply use the UO client, not the service itself. Just look for them, and they will give instructions as to how to point your client in the right direction. As for where to get the UO client, I think you can download the whole thing for free at www.uo.com, but I'm sure the filesize is enormous.

Or, you can do what I do, and pay for UO. I make up for it by selling things I get in-game on eBay. Oftentimes, I more than make my money back. Getting paid to play the game sounds pretty good, huh?

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R.I.P Pope John Paul II Karol Wojtyla


Now that he has passed away, how does everyone feel? What do you think is gonna happen? Is the world really gonna come to an end? - xglam0urx

I doubt the world will end because of the death of the Pope. Especally considering that every Pope before him died at some point as well. Guess what? Whomever becomes Pope next, will die at some point.

As for the world ending, it'll happen, but the human race will be long gone before then. Some super virus will wipe us all out, or we'll push that pretty red button that sends us all in a mushroom cloud, or whatever. The planet is fine. It's not going anywhere, it's the people who are fucked. George Carlin said so.

However, I feel more for the Pope than I do Terry Schiavo. She metaphysically died 15 years ago; the Pope was just old.

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okay!

When people ask you for advice, then you answer, and they rate you low because they dont like your answer, and because you didnt say what they wanted you to! thats just bull! i mean, they are asking for your oppinion!

Anyone else agree or have this problem?

I wish they would realize, that its just what we think!!!

everyone thinks different!!!

I think the low #'s are just there if someone doesnt answer the question, or cusses you out!

Anyways-
Kels

Yeah, I've had this problem. The thing is, even when they say they do, young teens do not want to be told they are wrong. When they ask a question, and they tell the situation, what they did, and ask what they should have done, what they really want to be told is "You did the right thing." They don't want to be told they've done something wrong; they are looking for confirmation for their previous actions. A complication of that does not make them happy.

I've had pretty low ratings in the past just for telling people what they do not want to hear: The truth. That's what I get for being honest, I guess. But they can get over it.

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Does this sum up what is going on, or did I miss something?

(This was originally posted in response to a question about why most people here are 13 year old females.)

Hello there,

I have been trying my best to figure that one out...

Have you noticed that girls will tell their dads things that they simply can NOT bring themselves to talk to their mother about? Same thing goes for boys. There is a definate lack of Dad type creatures around these days. Failing to have that person to bounce things off of, they ask their peers.

Why? Because, quite frankly, when you are 13, practically everyone you know well enough to ask advice. Boys and girls all the same.

The difference comes in that a boy can ask his mother: "Hey Mom, what can I do to impress this girl." Mom is a girl, so she knows the answer usually. Don't EVER ask your mother what a boy likes... :-)

A boy at 13 has a number of people around of the male type, varying in ages, which he can ask most everything he would ask a dad if he were there. Pastor/teacher/martial arts instructor/mechanic/barber, etc.

We wouldn't think twice about asking someone we hardly know if we should get roses or chocolate, do we look alright, etc.

People say men don't ask for advice... That's bull. You see, we do. We will ask, get the answer and move on. I remember hearing girls talk about what their friend said they should do, and their friend's friend said this and that and the other.

Men, are very simple in such respects. We don't intentionally ask people we know will give bad advice. If we have a matter of life experience, we like to go to people who have already lived through a few more things than we have. For example: Back when I was 12, I wouldn't go seeking investment or job advice from someone 13. Try 50+ They have already done all the career stuff and if they did it right you get good advice. If however they did it wrong, you get to find out what job you do NOT want to get into. By asking our elders these things we learn something either way.

Today we all have reduced opportunities. When you are little today, you can't just hang out with adults... The news people have everyone convinced that every adult is a predator unless they are your parent. Guess what? The last figures I saw indicated that better than 80% of all child sexual abuse is committed by one or both parents.

What effect has this had? When I was about 6 my Dad went to pick up something from an equipment yard. I went with him and noticed a guy rebuilding an engine. Dad went into the office to pay, so I wandered over and started bugging this guy. By the time Dad came out, I was learning how to use a torque wrench. (The thing you use to make sure all the bolts on something are tight enough, but not too tight.)

Dad asked the guy if I was bothering him. He said not at all, so Dad left me there to learn for about 3 hours. I got a lot of that. Dad was a fair judge of character.

Now, there usually isn't a dad at all. :-( Everyone is so scared of things that kids never get a chance to talk to many people wiser than themselves.

We have ended up in a place where the only place to get advice is from our peers. People your own age usually give bad advice about almost everything. Boys, girls it doesn't matter.

Right now, on this board, there is a 13 year old female asking what she needs to do to start having sex. There are a few people who asked her to think twice, but those in her age range were less concerned with her mental health, and more concerned she get an appropriate condom.

A 14 year old, said something like "Don't wait till you get old like me, get your groove on before you get too old"

BAD ADVICE! Down! Bad Advice, no biscuit!

Adults in general aren't out to get you. It's a fact. If your Mom gives you bad advice, it isn't because she is trying to ruin your life... It is because she THINKS WHAT SHE IS TELLING YOU IS RIGHT. It doesn't make it right. Not at all. Same thing for Dads. (Though I mostly see complaints about mothers here.)

When my parents knew I was old enough to think for myself is NOT when I said I was. It was after I proved it. I thought something my parents said was unreasonable. My dad told me to put it in writing. I did my own thinking on why I felt that way. Then I started researching the idea. What I found out was that my parents were right about that. I wrote it out and handed it over. It was after that that my parents KNEW that if I looked into things for myself I would come to the right conclusion. Even if I didn't like it.

Short version: You want to be treated like a thinking, well read, intelligent and wise adult? Act like one.

Adult life is a lot easier when we spend our youth listening and learning everything we can to make smart choices.

Here's another thought: Travel. Out of this country. See how the rest of the world lives. Most people buy clothes because they are durable, not because they are "IN" (for about a week.) Guaranteed to open your mind to a whole new way of thinking.

Over a quarter million people died in the recent Tsunami... The survivors have NO PLACE at all to call home. And the current threads here are: "Should I wear a thong?" "Where do I get Like size 00 clothes, that are, like, in?" I like this boy...girl, etc."

The best thing that ever happened to me was seeing that almost everything I had been told to believe was important: Cars, clothes, trends, music, hair, team choice, etc. was completely and totally meaningless when you look at the big picture. I would have been right here asking the same kinda stuff(boy version of course) had I not had that opportunity.

Ok, this became a rant. Not against 13 year old girls. A rant against what our society tells 13 year old girls and boys is important for them to be worrying about.

Back to the topic of WHY:

Girls, let me ask you a question: How many of your girlfriends did you tell about this site?

Now tell me how many boys you told about it? Did you tell them there was a guy with 20+ years of computer experience they could ask questions for free? (I normally charge $75.00 per hour in my shop.) Did you tell them there was a place to ask questions about cars and trucks? How about model rockets? R/C cars? Paintball? Airsoft guns? Model building? Sports? Weight training? Hunting? CB radios? Computer hardware/software/networking? Car stereo? Hydraulics? Truck driving scools?

Have you told a single boy you know about any of the things that HE might be interested in?

Do I see one hand raised? Ok, so you get a boy in here and he asks a question. Wonderful! What do most of the girls do? Make fun of him, laugh at him, tell him he is stupid or he would already know and CORRECT HIS SPELLING! I am almost to the point where I have looked at every question on this site. I saw a lot of that on my way through.

What do I do when someone asks a question I don't know the answer to... I research it and post links to appropriate resources. When was the last time you did that for a question you couldn't answer? Saying something "cute" or mean as hell does not encourage the participation of teen boys. Teen boys are actually quite insecure about opening themselves up to be called stupid, or made fun of. They don't handle it well at all. It just guts them and they are never quite the same.

Here is something to consider: You have this guy, who you really like. You set up a date. You go out and buy the BEST outfit on earth. Your Mom likes this guy, so she gives you her credit card, sends you to get hair and makeup done in the BEST place in the city.

So far so good? Ok, now he shows up to take you out, and when you open the door, he bursts out laughing! Pointing and LAUGHING AT YOU!

Your new duds may be stylish, and the hair may be the latest french design but to him it is hilarious. He doesn't know anything about french fashion, or Neiman Marcus so to him you look like a hooker in a clown suit.

How BAD would you feel? Would anything ever make you COMPLETELY whole again after something like that?

Same thing if this site offers to answer questions and then the people here ridicule and belittle the askers. Boys minds work different than girls. It isn't a bad thing, it is just they way we are wired.

I got an email from someone after I answered their question. They said they quit using the site because the response they got to a very well thought out question was: "F***ing Dumb*SS!"

I reported another place this person used the same abusive response, using the abuse report feature, and this was the response:

"Moderator Response
Submitted: by FrEe2bMe
Reponse: While K**************'s response was not appropriate, if you look at their over all rating it is only a 2.21. That is why there is now a threshold where you can set who you want to recive answers from Under Profile Setting adjust it so you only recieve answers from people like 4 or higher or whatever your comfortable with. :)"

This guy, yes GUY, 15 years old didn't know that, so he will never be back.

Did anyone step up to tell this person off? Did anyone else report it? Do you even know where the abuse link is?

It is up to the majority here to decide if this is going to be Advivenators.com or Abusenators.com

Since the majority here are 13 year old girls, I ask you: Which will it be?

DangerNerd

Kudos to you, and I hope everyone reads this.

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Hi, what I will address won't mainly be asking for advice, but for the input of the columnists on advicenators on a very controversial issue of morals against faith in the latter of sex.

I know that among some religions that premarital sex is sinful and highly prohibited without any exceptions, but what are your opinions?

I myself am a Catholic-Christan, and believed in the "sex until marriage" thing when I was together with my boyfriend. But as we got to know each other over the years, we got into intellectual conversations about this topic and if it's argument is valid and reasonable. I'm not saying that our relationship prompted a shift in mindset on this issue, but knowing him and being with him for so many years along with witnessing other married couples made me think about this a little more thoroughly.

I started to think about it as I grew older, and I began to feel differently. The divorce rate in the U.S. is at an amazingly high rate, and more couples are breaking it off even after saving the sex until marriage "policy". On some occasions I even think that these breakoffs are due to the quality of the sex. If the sex isn't good, usually lovers leave and commit infidelity. Unless the couple is really committed to one another, they will keep trying to make the sex work out.

The way I think about this scenario now is that I believe that it is acceptable to have sex before marriage, under certain circumstances. Because a couple must establish that intellectual intimate bond with commitment, devotion, loyalty, etc. Even then does that take years to accomplish, and the time spent shows respect to each other that both partners are willing to stick it out this long and wait for each other to take action that is of great importance. Also after all that is done, the relationship goes to the next level in the stage of sex. Having sex before marriage lets the couple know how how much they really love each other and how much they are willing to commit to each other. In a sense it tests us on how much we value sex and what factor it plays in our life. And if we don't pass the test in avoiding adultery, it was never meant to be with that person, so how can a couple get married if sex and passion got the best of them to steer them toward someone else?

To conclude, although you could say I'm going against my religion, it doesn't mean that I don't have faith. A lot of the "rules" that we have to abide by sometimes do seem unreasonable, in order to understand love and all the goodness that it brings, I really don't think marriage is enough to keep someone faithful.

In no ways am I encouraging premarital sex, especially on advicenators with teeny-boppers running around having sex with their semi-erect penises, but what I am saying is that before sex comes commitment, loyalty, devotion, understanding, civility, and vice versa. But I do believe that before marriage comes sex. Why because marriage is the highest level that a couple can go through to show their love toward one another for all of eternity, and how can you reach the highest level without sharing everything of yourself to your soulmate, including your most prized possession?

I apologize if I come off a little bias, but that isn't my intention at all. I'm not promoting anything, nor am I objectifying "sex before marriage." Those couples who are able to succeed through this lifestyle, I admire you, I really do. Especially in a society that is centered around sex nowadays. But I would like to know the opinions of others to better understand this controversial subject.

Thanks and sorry for the long read! I hope to hear a lot of responses!

Allow me to comment from a completely non-religious angle.

For the record, I don't think premarital sex is bad. I do, however, think that having sex with someone you do not love, is not good. Not necessarily bad, but not good. I think that if you are connected to the person you are having sex with, it's alright in my eyes. Meaning, you're not just in it for the physical pleasure. If during sex, you connect with your partner in more than just a physical way, that's good. If you're just looking for a quick lousy fuck to barely remember the next morning, THAT is bad.

For my own example, me and my girlfriend are quite sexually active. We do love each other, there is absolutely no question about that. And we do use protection, as we are too young to support a child (and I hate kids anyway.) As for marriage, well, I don't know if we'll ever stick it out that long, but for the record, I can easily see myself spending a long time with her. Then again, I'm 17, what the fuck do I know about love?

I hold the belief that a couple really should have sex before marriage. The practice of saving yourself until marriage is outdated at this day and age, and rarely seen anyway. And, as I've seen in some of my own friends, this can backfire. You bring up the point that if the sex is bad, marital infidelity is a possiblity. I believe this argument is valid, and encourage couples to have sex. (And when I say couples, I mean couples in love, who are old enough to get married without parental consent, who truly believe they can spend their lives with each other, and know beyond all doubt they can trust each other with their whole hearts.) Nowadays, sex is so emphasized that the average person will find someone else if they are dissatisfied. "So what if I'm married? My husband lasts 20 seconds! I can't live with that!" So I think it is a good idea to "test" your partner before marriage. "Try before you buy." Yeah, it sounds crude, but it gives you an estimate of what you have, and what you can work towards. Everyone wants to be a sexual god in bed.

On a different note, I congratulate you on not following any and every aspect of your religion. I hate to see people blindly following a faith with absolutely no questions whatsoever. Not to knock on your beliefs, of course. Believe in whatever makes you happy, just believe in what ideals you have created in yourself, not from someone else.

Thank god, a decent question for once! I've had enough of "i Got fIngErd aRe I pregnent!?" questions.

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hi i just recently discovered some suspicious actions coming from my boyfriend. on myspace in his inbox i discovered a lot of letters that he wrote to girls saying stuff like, "wow, you're beautiful". or "i could spend all night gazing in your eyes."

i started crying cuz in a way i think he's cheating on me in a sense by flirting with other girls. i confronted him about it, and he denies all of it saying that he was just bored and on myspace a lot of people ask to rate their picture. i still didn't believe him cuz his answer was unreasonable, and he kept telling me things like he specified that he was in a relationship (which is true) and he was just bored and i shouldn't take it personally. even some of the girls he commented on had boyfriends so he said i was overreacting. he also said that if he were to be cheating on me, why is he not going out to act upon his actions?

right now i really don't know whether to believe him or not.

i never talk to guys let alone look at them because i keep my boyfriend's feelings into consideration. what i told him was that if he was allowed to talk to girls (he talks to guys also, he's outgoing like that), then i should be allowed the same priveliges without having to feel guilty about it. do you think i made the right decision on telling him that?

i really don't know what to think. there's more to this story and i apologize if i made him seem like the evil antagonist here, but we've been together a log time and he's never cheated on me...i want to believe him, i really do. but why would he call other girls beautiful? why the word "beautiful" of all words?

any help is appreciated...

Hey, I've done the same thing on Myspace and have a girlfriend too. Trust me, complimenting another girl's good looks does not equal cheating! If you try to tell him he can't talk to other girls, you'll seem possessive and an overall annoyance. Don't try to control who he talks to or what he says to others; you really can't anyway. My girlfriend will run up and hug guys she knows, and even kiss them on the cheek, but it doesn't bother me. I can do the same with girls I know and she won't give it a second thought. The reason for that, is that we love and trust each other, and know that neither of us would do anything to hurt the other. She can take a shower at her ex-boyfriend's house and I wouldn't even begin to think that she would do something; not because I'm naive, but because I know her that well.

And you DO have the right to talk to other guys. You should never isolate yourself from the opposite sex just because you have a significant other. Do that, and you'll have a lot less friends than you would prefer.

And on another note, he did this OVER THE INTERNET. HAd he gone up in person and said it directly to a girl's face, directly in front of you, you may have a valid argument. But let me repeat, THIS WAS OVER THE INTERNET.

I highly doubt your boyfriend is cheating on you. If he is, this isn't the way he would go about it.

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I know you don't dig relationship questions (I don't either), but I'd appreciate an answer. :)

Here's the issue. I've got 3 boys in my life whom I'd consider dating seriously. All 3 of them want a serious relationship, but I know I'm not ready. Commitment sucks. I like being unattached. I'm 17 for crying out loud. I still watch Degrassi and do obnoxious things with my friends.

So I know I should tell them straight out and I plan to, but I'm afraid of hurting them. If you were one of those three guys, do you think you'd be hurt? Is there a way I can soften the blow?

Back when I agreed with the whole "fuck relationships" philosophy (not very long ago), I had to flat out tell a couple girls that no, I would not date them. Yeah, they weren't too happy with that, but what could I do? I'm not compromising my principles for a relationship that is doomed to failure. (This is, of course, before I met my current girlfriend, who raped and destroyed my logic and philosophy and I haven't been this happy ever before.)

I just came out and said it. I suggest you do the same. Without being straightforward about it, you'll seem like you could sway easily, and they may keep pushing.

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Woah. Dude, you mean I'm not the only one out here who doesn't give answers like 'Dont tuch urself an u wont get infektid'?? That's amazing!! Most of my advice begins with 'Do not pay any mind to [so and so's] previous advice...' Amazing. I love your advice. I'm glad knowing there's one more person known in the site (to me, anyway) who gives a fig about the rest of the world's inhabitants problems..

Read your advice, and believe me, if I have issues I'm going to hit you up for advice -grins and salutes- I'm out!

Much obliged! I, too, enjoy making fun of the majority of people.

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Wow, somebody who isn't a 13 year old girl, and plays DDR/ITG. I've never played on an ITG machine, but I've played a few songs (ROM-eo & Juli8, Utopia, July) and they seem good. Haven't found a machine near me, but RedOctane might actually sell something good when they release it. Yeah, this is getting pointless so I'll end it here.

In The Groove for the PS2 will be insanely awesome. It will have EVERY song that the arcade does, plus 5 others. (One of which will be Atom Bomb, the rest, who knows?) Plus, RedOctane is coming out with a new metal pad to coincide with it, so I know I'll be picking that up as well.

For info on machine locations, check out http://www.itgfreak.com and you should find something. ITG is the new DDR. My favorite songs would probably be Zodiac, While The Rekkid Spins, and Hardcore of the North.

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I purchased a pair of jeans off ebay on February 19, 2005. When they arrived, I was dissatisfied with them and requested a refund. On March 6, the person emailed me back saying they recieved the jeans and would send me a refund the next morning. After a week later, I emailed them back asking where the refund was. They said they never recieved the jeans. I emailed back saying I did send them the jeans. Today, I got an email from ebay saying I never sent payment! How is this possible if I recieved the jeans and requested a refund??? It's almost a month since I purchased these jeans and the refund isn't here! What do I do?

As an eBay member, I know that things like this are hard to handle. If you haven't given negative feedback to this seller already, then do so. Basically, now you need to just be more careful about how you handle purchases. Remember this, DO NOT LEAVE FEEDBACK UNTIL THE TRANSACTION IS FULLY COMPLETE. So long as you have the ability to give the seller a negative feedback, they will usually cooperate. Don't give a positive one early and give up that right!

You might as well forget about getting your money back on this one. All you can do now is learn from this mistake, and become a smarter buyer because of it. People knock on eBay all the time, but if you know what you're doing, you can avoid scams and such with ease.

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How could you lie and say you are not like the remainder of the site who are 13 year old girls?

YOU ARE SO A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL.

ADMIT.

Sheesh, I do one emo looking pose and my secret is revealed. You know what, fine. I admit it. I'm a 13 year old girl with small, developing breasts that I constantly ask questions about because they keep doing things I don't understand, and there's blood coming out my vagina and I am fReAkInG oUt!!

There. Are you happy?

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17-female-cal

I wanted to know if there was a certain career I can go to for these things. I've been getting really interested with the mind and what makes us do the things we do. I've been getting interested in things like, eating disorders, mental illness, personality disorders, insomnia, ADD, OCD, SAD, why people lie and a lot of other things like health, vegetarianism, raw foodists, etc. I want to learn more about this stuff, but not just through the internet. What are some courses that teach you about this kind of stuff and how can I apply what I know through a career? If you know some careers, do they pay well?

I believe I'm suffering from ADD, OCD and SAD. As I'm researching these, I come across other disorers and I get overwhelmed and I want to learn about them all...

I'm taking Psychology and we are just now getting into mental disorders. Very interesting stuff. If you are more interested in the medicinal part of treatments for mental disorders, you should research into neuropsychology and psychophysiology. Neuropsychology deals with how the nervous system, as well as chemicals in the brain, like serotonin and dopemine, can affect behavior. Psychophysiology, I believe, deals with how the body responds to certain situations. These are biological types of psychology: They focus on facts and the physical state of a person's mind, rather than theorizing about mental processes, such as Freudian Psychoanalytics.

This is from memory, forgive me if what I say is not completely accurate.

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i have a project in school.. does anyone know any good cases of women put to death!? please help!!
google and yahoo arnt much help. THANKS!!!
♥ xoseenbeenxo

I found some good info here: http://www.law.onu.edu/faculty/streib/femdeath.htm

I suggest you do a little research on Karla Faye Tucker. She was the first woman given the death sentence in Texas, and if I recall correctly, the whole thing was very controversial and a subject of debate for some time. (Probably even still.) Your teacher will probably recognize the name, if nothing else. (Or maybe I'm thinking that because I learned about her in school, and I actually live in Texas.)

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Ok, I just wanted to know, if you were going to perform/receive oral sex, on my side (male) should I wear a condom or not? At least the thin thin ones just in case?

For oral, no, no, no. Any decent condom nowadays contains spermicide, which is not something you want in either of your mouths. And from what I see, this is with your girlfriend. If you don't trust your girlfriend not to have STD's in her mouth or crotch, why are you having sex with her? The only time I use a condom is for sex itself. No need for it at any other time.

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i was just wondering about this with some friends the otherday:
-If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
--and
-If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?
--ohh also
-If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

thx and plz answer asap :)

- Well, who dictates how to spell a word? Who can make the final decision? Spelling more or less follows the majority rule. For example, in America, we spell the word "humor". In England, it's "humour". Neither are incorrect. And on that note, if a majority agrees, we can pretty much change how to spell a word. Why not? Society makes up new ones all the time. "Phat" is now in the dictionary. Hell, we can take the word "person" and spell it "zigguragtvbr" if we wanted. If enough people caught on, the spelling would eventually change to meet the majority.

- I don't know why you would just flat out ask someone that question, but it cannot be answered truthfully. Unless they say "maybe". It reminds me of this:

The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.

- If a person with multiple personalities threatened suicide, you could just wait it out until they switched personalities. Chances are, that other person inside wouldn't also want to kill themself.

Now, I have a question for you. If you had an exact clone of you (same age and everything), and you had sex with them, would it be considered gay sex, incest, masturbation, or a combination of the three?

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All your base are belong to us. What you say?

No no, it's "How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction." "What you say!"

You know, I think I'm one of the few people who actually played this game on the Genesis back before it ever became popular. I was always a Gradius man myself, however.

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Im looking for a coushy job. I want something pretty consistant and that doesnt require a whole lot hard labor. I want something simple.. Im not in dire need of money at the moment. I would just like something simple. Any ideas?

Well, I work at an arcade. I don't think there is a more laid-back job out there. (Unless you want to be one of those guys who rides with a truck driver so they can use the carpool lane. That's about as effortless as it gets.) My job (apart from managerial duties) is not at all complicated. Just a little math skill and the ability to learn machines is all it takes. If you can put tickets in the machine, and count money, you're freaking hired.

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