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"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place."



I'm an optimist. I can find the beauty in anything. I'm creative. I love spontaneity, peace, & parties. I'm the farthest thing from shy. There's not one person on this earth that I don't care about. I like deep conversations, change, & random acts of kindness. Every emotion I feel is ten times as strong as yours. I have alot of empathy for other people. I'm real open minded & liberal. All I want to do is make at least one person's life a little easier. :D


advice

15/F

My boyfriend of 11 months and I sometimes will makeout and stuff with just his boxers on and just my underwear.. I was wondering are there any risks of anything happen when we do this?

No.

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What are some signs (big signs and also just the little ones) to tell that your ex boyfriend likes you again?

Please help :)

Here are a few signs:
1. Glares at you all the time.
2. Threatens you.
3. Has a girlfriend.
4. Hides in your trash can and pops out and scares you every day.
5. Calls you a plagenflagen.

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i'm about 5'3" and i weigh like 135 pounds. am i overweight?

How the hell would we know?
It depends on how much muscle you have.
Go up to someone on the street and say, "HEY FISHFACE! AM I OVERWEIGHT?"
They'll answer your question. Trust me.
But I will guess anyways.
Hmmm. Yes, by a few pounds I think.

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What's that one movie with Jim Carey where he meets God or something? PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

It's called Bruce Almighty.

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I really like this guy and dont know if he likes me back but it seems as if he is giving me all the signs what do I do. I LOVE him real LOVE. HELP ME PLEASE

No, you don't love him.
You LIKE him. Got that?
Think he likes you? Ask him out.
Aren't sure? Get your friend to ask him if he likes you.
Bam, there you go. Took some real thinking right there, now didn't it?

EDIT:
"Dont be mean and if you are going to be mean then dont say anything (got that..huh"
Okay, um, how was that mean? I was stating a fact, so excuse me for that.
I didn't say anything; I TYPED something.
Were you trying to say hun? If you were, then no...just...no. Oh and you spelled it wrong.
If you can't handle the truth, don't ask the freaking question.

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I have a best frined in the whole world. I'm 13 and we litterly grew up together. But she had this friend a while ago who was her 2nd best friend then hurt her badley nad then hated her. But now she forgave her and there close freinds again but not as close as befor. But i hate that girl she hurt my Best freind and i could never forgive her again. But should i be frineds with the girl since there friends? because i dnt think i can forgive her. should I or should i not>

Okay, I feel so freaking sorry for you.
There's this monster of a girl who I HATED, (and I still do)and her and my best friend are good friends.
Everytime I would go over there, THAT STUPID FREAK WOULD ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME!
I'm sorry to say this, but you're gonna have to forgive her.
Just try your best to ignore her unless you absolutely HAVE to give a response to something she says. Make a diary thing on the computer and come home and write in it about what she did that day to piss you off. It's better to take your anger out in it than on her.

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Okay. Well there is this boy, and i like him and i'm not sure if he likes me. we sit infront of each other and we like to talk and stuff. And we were talkin one day and he made me laugh and the girl next to him said "Just go ahead and ask her out already!!" and he boy just sorta giggled,smiled, and turned real red. then like 5 minutes later she said it again and all he did was smile and turn real red...We like to push each others desks. and the boy sittin next to me (not the one i like) saw him push my desk. and he's like "ohh foostie!" and the boy i like blushed...and smiled at me... Does he like me!? Because one time the girl sittin next to the boy i like wrote him a note. talkin bout if he liked me. and i read a lil and she asked if he liked me and i didn't get to read the answer, then later down in the note i saw that she asked " what a friend?" so i had my doubts...so i dont know if he does... does he?

Well obviously he's shy, but ask him out.
Get one of your friends who have a class with him or is good friends with him to ask him if he likes you.
Maybe he was talking about a girl next to you, but I doubt that.
Just go up to him & be like, "HEY FARTNUGGET! GO OUT WITH ME!"
No, don't do that. He'll think you're a freak.
You see, people can lie to you like that.
Okay sorry, back to the point.
Yeah, just write him a note or ask him out in person.

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i am in desperate need of advice. i'm absolutely miserable. ok i really like this guy. i know he liked me last year & i was 99% sure he still did until my friend told me he was dating this girl.

here's the part i don't understand. when they walk together in the hall, she's talking and he looks so clueless and bored like it's taking all of his brainpower to not start drooling from boredum. when he sees me he stares at me. if he hears my voice when hes at his locker he stops what hes doing & looks at me. we flirt all the time, whenever i see him in the hall we say 'i love youu' to each other ... i dont know we are so cute i really thought he still liked me. sooo why is he going out with this girl? when my friend saw them at the mosvies together she said he didnt even pay attention to this girl, he was into the movie the whole time. he totally acts likes hes into me. wshat should i dooo ? should i give him the silent treatment or should i continue being normal like i dont care ?

also, i invited him to a party thing im having this month, should i remind him about it or pretend i never invited him ?

it's exactly what you think, yet you're asking this question still like i did a long time ago.
he's using her to make you jealous and to see how you react.
now hell no don't you give him the silent treatment. you wanna screw things up further? then you just do that.
remind him about the party. why on earth wouldn't you?

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my ex-brandon, and i are freinds and i broke up with him about a month ago. he has kind of changed, but not totally bad. we were pretty good freinds up untill he started acting weird like on monday, thats when i kept asking him if he was okay, he would get all weird and say things like, "why is their something that i shouldnt be okay about" and stuff like that. then the next day he kinda stoped being so freindly to me, like he didnt talk to me as much and all that crap. well this morning-like everysingle morning, he was supposed to meet me at a certain spot and walk together to our 2nd period class, well he like ditched me and went to class by himself, then he is talking and laughing and hugging all my freinds but he wont even look at me or talk to me. what should i do?

maybe he likes you again.
he's pissed at you obviously.
some guys get screwed up like that.
take my best guy friend for example who, now, i hate his guts.

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Well My problems in my name. The situation is complicated but basically im in a long distant relationship, and i keep cheating on him. I love him so much AND NO ONE SAY I DONT BECAUSE I DO. i dont know what to do about it cos i love him and want to spend the rest of my life with him but i keep cheating and its hurting him and me. What do i do

stop cheating on him.

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I have a SERIOUS problem. There is this kid named Jon in my class and he is sooooo annoying. First, he cannot stop talking. He just like sits there and tries to annoy me and the people around us. When I am taking tests, he will like wave his hands in front of me and stuff. Ive tried to tell him that were in eigth grade and that hes being immuture and stuff, and I have tried ignoring him, and Ive tried annoying him right back. None of that works. The worst part is, the last person that tried to tell the teacher about him, the teacher confronted jon. Now that girl is like the laughing stock of the whole school. Also, I dont wanna look like a tattletale, I just want him to shut the heck up. Sorry this is so long :)
Ace

Tell the teacher that you can't see the board where you sit and she'll move you away from him.

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ok im 13 and im in middle school and there is this kid who is ubsesed with me and he has told me i want to have "IT" whith u!
im not redy for that im 13 yo soo what should i do? im scard he will bad mouth about me if i dont and if i do he will tell everyone and then ill be called a slut so what should i do? :(

tell him no.
get the hell away from him.
who gives a crap if he bad mouths you. if he does that, all that proves is that he is an immature pervert.

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so i don't know why but i've all of a sudden broke out really badly in random places on my chin, cheeks, and forehead. i really don't know why because i use a clearasil pad when i wake up, clean and clear cream cleanser and aveeno non-comodogenic moisturizer in the afternoon, and a clearasil pad and invisible acne treatment stuff before i go to bed. but it still gets worse. what's the deal? HELP!!!

P.S. pro-active is NOT an option for me so don't suggest it.

laying out in the sun for a while helps dry it out. do that.
or use AcneFree. it's at walmart and about 20 dollars.

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my hair is completely insane. ok mayb not that bad but it's really curly and it takes too long to straighten and it's kinda thick well i just have a lot of hair does anyone kno of any good hairstyles or something that uses curly hair. [i have bangs that i usually striaghten] i can straighten my hair it just takes too long. picture day is coming soon i'm wearing a blue hollister shirt if that helps. hope you can help...

thanx;

-xLiiSTEN2URHEART :]

insane hair? wow, never heard that one before.
okayyy, get a relaxer.

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So i was talking to this guy, hes older than me by 3 years. Well the other day he asked me how old i was again because he forgot and i told him 15 and hes like o gotta go. no jk.. and then i was like alright how old r u again( i was jus making sure) and hes like old enough to know better nah jk again. What did he mean by old enough to know better? Thanks in advance!

he meant that he doesn't want to break the law by dating a 15 year old.
run the hell away from that guy.

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i feel sad and depressed all the time no one understands me and i want to find someone who will say that they love me but i can't i just want to die. i know i sound like i am wallowing in self pity but i just feel so sad and alone. i asked this one guy out and i was rejected my mom says i am stupid and i am just feeling so alone what can i do?

i love you.
smile. laugh.

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okk, i'm in 8th grade, but when i go to highshool next year, i wanna be apart of something like a club. im super girly. soo.. sports, i dont think so. i did the whole cheerleading thing & dance.. so drop that. i was good at it, but i didnt wanna go to all those practices. aha but like, what else can i do???

the drama club is about it.
it must absolutely kill you to do homework if you don't even want to go to dance/cheerleading practices.

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After I straighten my hair it goes wavy after like 10min. Then I straighten it again, and it gets better. Still I want it straight the first time, does anybody now any tips I could use?


*Thanks

Uh, get a better straightener.....?
Chi is the type I would suggest. They may be pricey, but hey, they work.
Or may I also suggest the most obvious thing ever?
It's this thing called hair spray. It's magical.

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Im afraid of f... things up again. I go with the wrong people at school, and Im afraid of buying drugs and get admitted to the hospital again.... I was there for 9 months...
I need your advice.

Im from Norway, I apology my poor English.

Make new friends. Get rid of your old friends. Choose good ones. Start your life over.
Do you believe in God? Begin going to church. Read the bible. Pray.

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Whenever I go shopping I'd first plan what I wanna buy. But the thing is, when I've happily picked out the thing that I want, my friends will say, "that's not nice, you should try this one" and then they'll take out some old looking mature tops/bottoms for me to try. And OK, I'll take both my choice and their choice into the fitting room.

After trying my clothes on, I'd feel that what I'd picked looks much better on me but I don't know why do I always end up buying what they tell me to buy. That's cos at that point in time maybe I got brainwashed by what my friends said. And its only after I get home and I try it on again that I regret not buying what i had picked out for myself. This is seriously wasting my money!

This always happens and I HATE IT!! I'd always tell myself - next time don't do it again- but I just KEEP DOING IT AGAIN!! ARGH!! someone pls help me !

Losers.
When they start saying that interrupt them and say, "NO! I am buying what I want!"
Then begin singing this.
I used to think that i could not go on
that life was nothing but an awful song
but now i now the meaning of true love
i'm leaning on the everlasting arms
if i can see it, then i can do it
if i just believe it ,theres nothing to it
i believe i can fly
i believe i can tuch the sky
i think about it every night and day
spread my wings and fly away
i believe i can soar
i see me running through that open door
i believe i can fly, i believe i can fly, i believe i can fly
see i was on the verge of braking down
somtimes silence can seem so loud
there are miracles in life i must achieve
but first i now it starts inside of me
if i can see it, then i can do it
if i just belive it, theres nothing to it
i believe i can fly
i believe i can touch the sky
i think about it every night and day
spread my wings and fly away
i believe i can soar
i see me running through that open door
i believe i can fly, i believe i can fly, i believe i can fly
cuz i belive in me
oh oh oh
if i can see it then i can do it
if i just belive it theres nothing to it
i believe i can fly
i believe i can touch the sky
i think about it every night and day
spread my wings and fly away
i believe i can soar
i see me running through that open door
i believe i can fly, i believe i can fly, i believe i can fly
Fly......y.......y

Once you get to the last "i see me running through that open door" grab the thing you want, and run into the dressing room, try it on, and then if you like it, go buy it!

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