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oh ok. good. So its okay if i tickle you?
even if i do have genitals?
but the blowing in the ear thing is not okay? (link)
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im only saying this one more time
tickling is fine but blowing in the ear doesn't fly with me
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Hi Mitch, Hi Danny,
My penis length and girth has always been an issue for me. I hit puberty in the fifth grade, like most italians, and my penis became its ful length-- 3 inches erect. I was wondering if you two know any type of pill or injection that would increase my penis size. When i am flacid my penis is a puny 1.5 inches. Please help me increase my length and girth. Thanks for your time.
With all do respect,
Tony (link)
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i think its called enzyte
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This is just a hunch. But i think the guy named Ping is gay.
I dont really know though.
Either way id like his number. (link)
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well obviously he's gay if he has a crush on a mexican lawn mower
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Hey there, my name is Ping. i am a six foot tall gay asian, currently living in tomato, kansas. the only other problem than being gay and asian, is that in tomato, the townsfolk enjoy numerous homo-burning rituals daily. Question 1 is, how do i tell people other than my father/lover about my fabulous problem without having to be nialed to a pole while behing held over a burning fire, listening to the on going chanting of the town screaming, "A.W.A.Y. WITH THE G.A.Y.?" I have another problem. my town just shut down the expressmen clothing store and my favorite former bar, buddies. Problem number three is that the town of tomato has no fassion sense what so ever. why the other day i saw a couple walking down the street in full eddie bauer body suits. the tops were orange and bottoms were green. do these people not own mirrors or has their yearly subscription to vogue just run out. my final problem is, i think that i am in love with paco, our lawn mower. the thing is, mexicans are not accepted here unless they are working at chipotle or gardening the cities lawns. how do i make a move on a sehi mehi [shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] without the town suspecting anything. while getting back to me answer me this, are you two [danny and mitch] in love also? hit me beck with your problems.
Kanichuwa,
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Dear Ping,
first of all, holy shit
second of all i would like to visit tomato, kansas so if you could give me some directions or draw me a map that would be fantastic.
my suggestion to you is to run away to paris or some other more "gay-tolerant" city then became a fashion designer because thats what gay dudes do best
IF you really want to do this right bring sehi mehi along and rob a bank on the way for some extra cash
last but not least when you are rich and famous go back to tomato, kansas and kill all of the orange and green wearing mexican and gay haters
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Ok so im making this fence right. Now i have 164 feet of fencing with which to enclose a rectangular region. I was wanting to subdivide this region into three smaller rectangles of equal length. The total area to be enclosed is 576 square feet. My problem is I don't know what the dimentions are supposed to be of the fence. Could you help me figure this out?
Thanks buddy (link)
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haha are you fucking kidding me? who makes a fence
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What if i tickle you.
Would that be weird?
Would i turn you on?
P.S
I am still a man. (link)
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id rather you tickle me than blow in my ear
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its so obv that danny answers most of these questoins. i can just tell. love you dan (link)
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thats kinda true but sometimes i ask mitch what he thinks...besides it sounds a lot cooler saying ask mitch and danny rather than ask danny
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if i was to blow in your ear...
would that be sexy?
P.S
I am a man. (link)
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actually that'd be a little weird
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whats the easiest way to murder someone without them knowing it was you? i need help!! (link)
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give them poison brownies
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i have a question?
CAN I ARREST YOU 2 FOR BEING SO DAMN SEXXYY.
get back to me on that one.
Love, ??? (link)
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haha of course you can...but is there a search involved?
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why do people ask retarted questions such as how not to burn cookies? why do they waste your time and ours making us read those retarded questions? (link)
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maybe not everyone is as smart as you and they dont know how to make cookies
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Thanks for the advice about the cookies.. But are you two doing confirmation @ STM? aao. (link)
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Danny is but mitch isnt catholic so he definitely isnt
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Ok, guys question... how do you make chocolate chip cookies without burning them? Much appriciated, Amanda Ottolini. (link)
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dont cook them as long
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MITCH WHYYY ARE YOU SOOO HOTT???
danny.. uhh heeyy..
just kidding i love you BOTH (link)
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we BOTH love you too
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why are mitch and danny so sexy??????????? (link)
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haha i dunno meghan
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okay guys, my girlfriends downstairs looks like she has don king in a headlock, every time i eat her out i get hair stuck in my teeth, what to do!? (link)
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Meghan linville recommends paying for a brazilian wax
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True or False-
Theres no such thing as too big of boobs (link)
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Well yeah they can be too big sometimes if they look weird and stuff
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