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PINGY'S PROBLEMS
Hey there, my name is Ping. i am a six foot tall gay asian, currently living in tomato, kansas. the only other problem than being gay and asian, is that in tomato, the townsfolk enjoy numerous homo-burning rituals daily. Question 1 is, how do i tell people other than my father/lover about my fabulous problem without having to be nialed to a pole while behing held over a burning fire, listening to the on going chanting of the town screaming, "A.W.A.Y. WITH THE G.A.Y.?" I have another problem. my town just shut down the expressmen clothing store and my favorite former bar, buddies. Problem number three is that the town of tomato has no fassion sense what so ever. why the other day i saw a couple walking down the street in full eddie bauer body suits. the tops were orange and bottoms were green. do these people not own mirrors or has their yearly subscription to vogue just run out. my final problem is, i think that i am in love with paco, our lawn mower. the thing is, mexicans are not accepted here unless they are working at chipotle or gardening the cities lawns. how do i make a move on a sehi mehi [shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] without the town suspecting anything. while getting back to me answer me this, are you two [danny and mitch] in love also? hit me beck with your problems.
Kanichuwa,
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Dear Ping,
first of all, holy shit
second of all i would like to visit tomato, kansas so if you could give me some directions or draw me a map that would be fantastic.
my suggestion to you is to run away to paris or some other more "gay-tolerant" city then became a fashion designer because thats what gay dudes do best
IF you really want to do this right bring sehi mehi along and rob a bank on the way for some extra cash
last but not least when you are rich and famous go back to tomato, kansas and kill all of the orange and green wearing mexican and gay haters
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