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Hello Sunshine!
My name's Jamie..call me what you prefer.
I'm not here to judge, just to help people with their problems.
I love helping people out, it's one of the most satisfying feelings.
When you rate me, I'd prefer if you put a reasoning behind the rating, just so I know how I'm doing/how I can improve.


Feel free to leave me questions!
XOXO.

>> PS. If you plan on asking me a question, please, type grammatically correct and put punctuation marks where necessary...instead of like this: "muh boyfran lefff meh nD eye dunno waddado. halp?" (haha okay maybe that's a little exaggerated.. but you get my point!)





advice

ok so im 14/f
and im going to a photo shoot for my portfolio in a couple of weeks(im an aspiring model) and im not sure what to do with my eyes. hey are really big and circular so how can i position them to look really good. also what can i do with the rest of my face?

Hey,

http://free-beauty-tips.glam.com/eyemakeup.html
^For Eye tips. -Basically what they say in there is to make your big eyes stand out!

http://www.jurgita.com/articles-id161.html
^Basic do's and dont's for all makeup.

Sorry if this isn't what you were looking for,
if you need anything else I'll be willing to help. =]

-Jam

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What is the most important thing when you look for love?

Honesty.
Trust.
Loving.
Able to commit.
Friendly.


Sorry-that's more than one :X

Hope I helped
-Jam

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I steal and I cheat and i LIE and I hack and do bunch of illegal stuff and i ususally do this to the people that actually trust me (which isnt a lot of people these days) and i don't know how to stop it or what to do, i want to becoma a good person with good karma, bu it just doesn't work. Has anyone ever turned their life around COMPLETELY? for the better.. and how'd you do it?

Hey

Try going to peer groups.
Stop doing all the bad things you are doing.
Think of all the consequences.
Think of new things to do instead.
If all comes to worse, move to another city.
That way, you start fresh.

Remember, this all doesn't happen overnight and will take some time. But don't get discouraged, it'll work out eventually if you strive for it. :)

Good luck, I wish you all the best!
-Jam

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what is an orgasm and how do you know if you had one?
i am a female.

Go on Urban Dictionary. =)

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Hi.

I'm getting married in September, and need some cake ideas. The person who is making it, said all I had to do was bring a picture and she would do it.

I've looked at a lot of bridal websites and really havn't found anything I like. I want something that jumps out but is still traditional.

Do you know any websites devoted to just cakes?

Thanks.

Congratulations!

http://www.onewed.com/wedding-cake-picture/

http://www.dianescakesandmore.com/weddingcakegallery/weddingcakegallery.html


Hope this helps & Good luck on your special day!
Again, CONGRATULATIONS!!! :]
-Jam

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14/f. Okay, so i very rarely let myself like people. I'll start to really like a guy, and then force myself to get over it. I just sort of make myself realize that theres no chance.

But i recently started liking this guy, and i really don't like him all that much. but i can't get over it. he and i flirted like crazy (and it seems like we still do). but he randomly got a girlfriend. she's one of those girls that dates a boy for a couple days, breaks up with them, then goes out with their best friend. But oddly enough, she and the guy i like have been going out for a couple weeks now.

i don't get it. why is it that i can't get a guy i like just once? It's not like i'm ugly... i may not be the prettiest, but i'm not ugly either. So whats the problem? I have a good personality, for the most part. Any suggestions of what's wrong or what i should do better?

Hey,
There's nothing wrong with you, there's something wrong with the guys. :P Flirt more, & be confident. Most importantly, be yourself!! Obviously, with all of these suggestions, don't take them to the limit. Guys don't really like extreme flirts, whores, & cocky people.

:) Jam

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i have had sex with one guy.
and i think its incrediable!
is it bad that i like it so much?

Nope!
Just as long as it's protected sex. ^.^
& Don't be too obsessed with it.

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Where is the Strait of Magellan located?

In southern South America-it splits up Puerto Sara & Chili.

Google would have been a far quicker option, though.

-Jam

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i have soooo much trouble putting eyeliner on the top.
can someone give my tips?

thanks in advance

The idea of eyeliner is to make you lashline look thicker. So it's best to use a very pointy pencil or a brush that is angled when applying a powder liner or cream. It's also good to pull you eye lid a little at the corner - it helps to pull the skin on your eyelid more taught which allows an easier, more fine line. Also - start at the inside corner and work outward.


Remember: practice makes perfect! Practice on your friends as well. :)

-Jam

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Hey. Well, I'm thirteen and I'm in 7th grade. I get honors, but I think that might stop this term. See, I used to not love school, but I still didn't mind it,and I always did my homework and got good grades on pretty much everything [I'm only talking about this year, not before then]. But now, as it's into third term, I hate school.I find myself faking sick a lot, even though I've missed what, 11 days so far? I guess my point is, I hate school. I count down the days to the weekends. I don't do my homework and try to find the easy way out of everything. Now I'm really lazy and lie a lot to get out of doing things school related. I can't do this anymore, I need to get through this year. I thought it was because I needed a vacation, but now I've gone through the whole February vacation and I'm still not ready to go back. Please help, I can't do this anymore.

Hey,

Sweetie, no one likes school.
In fact, your situation sounds a lot like mine when I was your age.
Your heart & mind has to overpower your laziness.
I know you don't want to be like this. FAILING GRADES? NOT BEING ABLE TO PASS BECAUSE YOU'RE ABSENT TOO MUCH BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GO TO SCHOOL?
...I know that's not what you want.

The Solution? Simple.
Instead of wasting your time on whatever for hours and hours, give your guardians that item-that way, you won't be tempted to stop doing your homework.

Just think about it: aren't you happy when you get good grades?

Hun, you're so much smarter than this-I'm sure of it!
You have to go after what you want, & if you try hard enough, you'll get it.

SUMMER'S ALMOST HERE! THAT'S YOUR LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL :) THERE'S ONLY A COUPLE MONTHS LEFT!

Hope this helps & good luck
-Jam[hitmeupifyouneedhelp]

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is there a website where you can take a little test to find out if you haev an eating disorder?

http://www.aplaceofhope.com/evaluations.html

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I'm lookin' for inexpensive Pc hardware...
If you know of any good websites please tell...
Thanx.

www.newegg.com
OR
www.tigerdirect.com

HOPE THIS HELPS,
-Jam

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13/f 5'5''.sorry for it so long.im not extreamly fat but still pretty fat.im not active at all.i love chocolate.i always sit on my ass all day i play video games tv and computer.but ive never noticed my weight until lately because of presidental test in gym.so ive been only eating breakfast lunch and dinner and kiwis and mountain dew.im not stoppin mountain dew i only drink 1 a day and water.ive been tryin to exercise mainly my arms and stomach.i try like only 5min but like 6 times a day so around 30 min.but i try different things but i cant do push ups at all or pull ups i cant do arms.im not playin as much video games and tv anymore.i love goin to the mall so theres walkin but also i get soda and greasy food.but we do eat out alot atleast daily.
~are too many kiwis bad~wats the limit a day
~what are some exercises for at home inside no equiptment needed and mainly stomach and arms
~how much exercise should i do a day
~what should my weight be 13/f 5'5''
~what are good exercises for arms and stomach
~please help me

Hey,

~If you have more than 9 kiwis a day, then you're really pushing it. Try to keep it around 5 to stay on the safe side. Too much fruit, if you're JUST eating that, can be very bad for you and may result in weakened body systems because you're lacking important vitamins & minerals you get from meat, veggies, etc.

~
FOR YOUR STOMACH:http://www.shapeupsolution.com/stomach_abdominals_exercises_workouts.htm
FOR YOUR ARMS: http://www.davedraper.com/sample-arm-workout-contents.html
FOR YOUR WHOLE BODY:
http://sparkpeople.com/resource/fitness_articles.asp?id=174

~Doctors suggest 30 minutes of vigorous activity daily.

~You should weigh 113 - 138 lbs.


GOOD LUCK & HOPE THIS HELPS.
-Jam

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im 14 female and im bi, i have a gf. but im starting to like a boy is that cheating tho?

Hey,

It's not cheating unless you go out with him, kiss him, etc.

=)

-Jam

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ok well when i was 13 i started my period i am 15 now and well i am a 34A in bra size and i really want to grow and i just have a feeling that maybe i am done growing but i don't want my breasts to stop growing until i am like a bcup but ok do you think they can still grow and well when i wake up everymorning my boobs hurt and they itch alot do my breasts still have time too grow?

Hey,

Sweetie, you have plenty of time to grow.
You have until you're about 18-19.
I think you're starting to grow if they hurt.

:)

-Jam

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what are some fun things you can do online (besides myspace, i had to delete mine cus of my parents)

thanx

My parents made me delete mine too.
Anyways, here's some things I do...

*I play this game called ISketch--it's like pictionary online. (www.isketch.net)

*As everyone else said, addicting games (www.adictinggames.com)

*I'm always on AIM... it's fun & easy to keep in touch with your friends.

*www.bored.com - has games.

*Sometimes, I am sooo bored that I look up useless facts

only search advicenators.com
.. They're pretty interesting.

*And, when worse comes to worse, I give advice :)

Remember that you should also have a life out of the computer world. So, if you get sick of doing all this, then go outside, do something. :)

Hope this helps
-jam

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is it bad if im about 5 foot 4 and 118.5 pounds?

No, that's like the perfect weight. :)

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whats a bandwagon statement? i cannot find this phrase anywhere

A bandwagon statement is a persuasive sentence that tells you everyone does it, so you should too.

FOR EXAMPLE:
1) You should smoke-all cool people do.
2) So, what are you waiting for? If you want to be one of those sexy models on TV, use the Ab Cruncher 5000!
..ETC., ETC.

Hope this helps :)
-Jam

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What other p2p progarms are there besides Limewire and DC++.
I believe that both of them suck I never ever found a song on them.


Ares. http://aresgalaxy.sourceforge.net/

&


Shareaza: http://shareaza.com/


-Jam :)

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do you do

hey: wassup

or hey: Wassup

is there capitalization after the colon

Nope :)


John: the guy who loves chocolate.
(You don't capitalize.) lol

-Jam

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