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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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So heres my problem...

my parents are really uptight, and a little closed minded when it comes to my future. They still have this picture perfect mental image of me graduating with honors, and getting a bussiness degree, and starting a normal life. Problem is, I dont want that. I have bigger plans, and a passion for music so great its almost unreal. All i want to do with my life is something meaningful, and inspiring to others like me. Sure it may sound like a childish dream, i want to be a rockstar kind of thing, but hey who ever said we cant dream big right?

My question is, how do I get them to realize its not going to be how they picture it. every time i try to confront them about it, they brush it off as if to say "you think thats what you want to do" but i dont think, i know. thats what they dont seem to understand, becuase they never had a passion like I have.

Any help would be much appreciated. (link)
hey man go for it.

but becareful with what you say, "they never had a passion like I have." their passion is you. they care about you. they want you to live a good life. just take into consideration what they say sometimes...at least 20% of the time, sure it sounds lame, but they were kids once, i mean hell my dad started opening up to me and i was saying "YOU DID WHAT!!"

i mean who doesnt want to achieve their life long goals, i want to be an orthepedic surgeon, but i think thats out of reach because well i hate angles and having people mad at me when i mess up.

so go for it rockstar.


my parents say that you can't get into any good collages with 3 "A-'s" and 1 "B". if i wanted to be a lawyer, would those be good enough grades? and could i get into harvard or yale or brown or standford or really good schools? (link)
those are good grades, but colleges dont just look at your report cards, they look at sat and act scores, they look at extracurriculars, even jobs, personalities and a whole bunch of things. harvard, and yale, look at grades from the day you step foot into highschool. keep up the good work, do your best and you'll have nothing to worry about.


so i've decided to make my science project about the fuel cell car research, which is basically about using hydrogen as fuel for cars. problem is, i don't know what to do about it. like, you know, for science fair projects, we have to have a problem, then yu have to solve the problem using an experiment. well, i need a problem. i really wanna do this project because i think it's perfect with what's happening in our country - raise of gas prices - and it would be cool to have a project that will show a way to reduce the use of gas, and to save money. so here as are some sites about the fuel cell car research:

http://www.gm.com/company/gmability/...rgy/index.html (link)
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/ptech/10/09/fuelcell/

mercedes and honda already have one, i just did the research.

problem - rising gas prices, rising demand, falling supply.

solution - change supply, and the rest will change to.

simple as that.


15/f/5'4

uhm. i'm trying to loose 15lbs by the end of January..
what kind of excersis are there that will help me loose weight? and what kinds of food should i eat? (link)
eat water foods.
ex watermelons, bananas, salad, oranges, and other fruits, or even some veggies (grossss lol) just cutting down on afterschool snacks, sodas, and start running it is so easy to lose weight by running, start running for 5 min, then boost it up, eventually youll be running 30 - 40 min a day if you push yourself, its not rele that hard to lose weight, just a matter if your willing to do it.


OK so I'm 19/ female and I'm single. I really don't want a relationship right now.. i want to kind of explore my options. I was wondering or interested in finding out about friends with benefits.. has anyone had this experience? And also what guy(s) should i ask? Should I ask a best friend, an aquantice, or even my ex? I was thinking of asking my ex.. how do I go about asking him? (link)
experience = amazing, bff, no commitments

who to ask = a guy you can trust, so i/e your best friend.

how = talk about a 1/2 step, or not ready yet, or getting to "know you better"

make sure you trust him.

thats it.



Kay, so I know this will sound dumb
but I know guys mature way later than
girls but how much later? Also what are some
signs? And they cant get boners untilll they mature right? (link)
mature as in what?


uhm steven why are you such a MANWHOREE!!! lol (link)
natural.


I'm reading Huckleberry Finn and I have to pick 10 events in the book that were significant or showed moral growth for Huck. My first one is Tom Sawyer's Gang, my second one is the return of Huck's father, and my third one is Huck's escape from his father.

The project is due tomorrow and that's as far as I can get because I haven't finished the book. Can anyone help me with the last seven? I just need significant events (in chronological order) and page number, if that's at all possible (if it's not, that's okay). It would help me A LOT. Thank you!!! (link)
www.sparknotes.com

go there search your book and it will give you chapter by chapter summeries.

they have all that other stupid stuff on there with morals, themes, plots, you name it, you got it.


I saw an Above the Influence commercial about people who Slom [It stands for Sticking Leeches on Myself] and it mentioned kids doing it at schools and parties just like smoking or drugs. I was wondering, why do kids do it? What exactly is it? How does it affect them? and where do they get the leeches?

I've never heard of this before so I'm just curious. (link)
sounds like a metaphor, but not quite sure, look at their website.


i wear an Avenged sevenfold hoodie and i've put a coulpe buttons on the pockets i have a Grr and Gaz buttons,some geeky World of warcraft buttons, some Halo buttons and some Suburban legend buttons is that ok or should i take the buttons off? (link)
its your hoodie, do whatever the hell you want to it


I kissed anotehr guy when i was going out with my boyfriend of one month yesterday. I FEEL HORRIBLE ive never done that before and i feel the worst, anyways i told him and he broke up with me but he said he still wants to be friends and im going to have to earn his trust back, but the thing is i really like this guy that i kissed.I liked him before and now he likes me back. Me and my ex cant EVEN TALK to each other hes so shy but i feel like i should give him a chance becuase hes SO CUTE and ive liked him for a long time. He feels right to be with, but this other guy i am SO COMFORTABLE around, i can really just be myself and my ex not so much. i have no idea what to do! if anybody needs any pther details please tell me but should i give me ex another try or go out with the guy i kissed? I would have to work my way to my ex. HELP! (link)
uhm lady,

for starts you dont go out with a guy just because he's cute, i make that mistake with girls all the time, you should be going out with the guy you feel comfortable around and not the guy who you just think is cute, it's his own fault not yours, i would've done the same thing.


okay well im sick of sucking in all the time. i want to lose my little gut. it isnt really that big but i want to be skinny like i used to be. now dont tell me to diet & excersize. please try to be specific. i could probably lose 5-9 lbs. thanks!! [: (link)
start running, it strips you of your fat and leaves you with a to-die-for body, and your metabolism will speed up as you start burning the extra calories, also try fruit and other stuff.

diet and exercise yes i know but life sucks then you die. lol


Whats the best way to lose weight? I'm 13, 5'0 and 135 lbs. (link)
cut out soda, and after school snacks. also dont eat after 7.


it's not because i want to become bulemic or fake being sick or anything...i had too much alchohol last night and it's upsetting my stomach. tell me, please? (link)
stick your finger down your throat.


well i do indoor track and i've always been fast. but it seems like girls always seem to get infront of me. i was wondering if anyone had good ideas and advice on what shoes i should wear, like flats? i heard they really help. and like what brand and where i could find them.

also, if anyone has any tips of how i should run and use my arms. any input would be great! (link)
the girl before me had it right...
but buy them a size/size and a 1/2 smaller than you normally would so they feel like a part of your foot.


whats the most effective was to clean your retainer? (link)
brush it.

then leave it in water all day, change it everyday


okay so my boyfriend doesnt know the first thing about girls... he really doesnt open up to me and we are REALLY shy around each other and i still dont know much about him! hes like waht do you wanna know.. its supposed to flow naturally i dont know what to ask him becuase i dont know him! How can i help him without tellling him waht to do? Hes really cute and ive liked him for awhile and really want this to work, but i deserve more attention than this! Help me to help him to help me, lol thanks!! (link)
welcome to reality!!

haha

You typically go out with someone to get to know them better, so your on the right track. You do the talking for a while, and eventually he will become less and less shy around you and will eventually spark convo by himself.

i think i helped you help him to help you ;)


16/f

my bf of 4 & a half months and i have only been as far as handjobs/fingering [that was with each other and thats the most weve done at all ever in our lives]. weve talked about oral and the subject of blow jobs came up [although its unlikely to happen sometime soon] and i said something about him wearin a condom for it, and he was like "youre gonna make me wear one for that?? you cant even feel anything then". im not totally opposed to him bein without one but id pretty much prefer it. is it really that big of a deal and would he get like no pleasure out of that?

by the way do alot of girls give bjs and are they considered to be slutty if they do? because ive heard that its not that common and alot of girls refuse to do it but it seems like a whole hell of alot of them do.
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unless you have a huge gaping hole in ur mouth and his penis spits out blood in my book you should be good.

and not that many girls give bj's its just that when they do, people are asses about it and tell the whole flippin world.


Basically, I am friends with a back-stabbing jerk. She tried to get one of my best friend's boyfriend to break up with her, succeded in getting another one of my best friend's boyfriend to break up with her and is about to go out with him, cussed me out, she lies all the time, talks about me and all of my friends behind our backs, cussed me out again, and her mission in life is to make me and my best friend stop being friends. She makes fun of EVERYONE and she doesn't even know them. I'm so tired of her and all the drama that she is causing with me and everyone else! She always tells my friend that we leave her out when she's the one choosing to be left out, which is driving me crazy! Is there some magical way to stop being friends with this girl? (link)
slowly stop talking to her.
dont do it all of the sudden, but drift away in a sense..

then if she notices, tell her everything she did, top to bottem, no lines, she'll listen if she cares.

if she doesnt notice, then her loss :P


I'm sorry but i swear this will be the LAST question envolving sins! What about the catholics who likes watching scary movies that have gore and blood? Wouldnt that be envolving one of the sins? (link)
uhm no? what the hell..

it's entertainment, not real life, so it's not a sin.




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