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Hey I've been through a lot! And I am try hard to give you a good answer! Im good with "girl stuff" too! So, leave me a question anytime, i check this at least once a day!!

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ohk im really scared! i think i MIGHT be pregnet. but see i did not ever have sex! ever! but i KIND of did anal.like it went it half way. can u get pregnet from anal? and like i always get my period before my mom, but she got hers today and istill dont have mine and im like really scared

no your cycle can just be messed up! Mine was coming around my moms' too, but then it didnt, its wierd, sometimes 2 times in one month, sometimes once in a month then not the next, sometimes for 3days sometimes for 8. sometimes heavy sometims not. its just not a cycle yet. its because you're young still, and same here!!

and you probably dont want to hear this but, dont do things if you're scared to get pregnat. pregnacy should be a wonderful thing! bringing a new life into the world! and you should be married, of course.


:)

Hope I Helped-
Always There;
*KeLs*

P.S.= If You Ever Need Advice, Leave One In My Inbox. :) Kels

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Ok for some reasn when some people write in my questions i cant see what they write inless im logged out and i dont know why and dont tell me about the thing where you can block people who have a rating below what you want it to be so i cant rate all the people that give me advice so can someone please enlighten me

well, i dont know what to say, but, sometimes mine does that, and sometimes it does other wierd stuff tooo, and sometimes its just for a day or two, and sometimes its for a long time, like weeks, and i dont know why it does that, but just so you know there is someone else out there just like you!!!!!

sorry i dont have an answer tho!!!

:)

Hope I Helped-
Always There;
*KeLs*

P.S.= If You Ever Need Advice Leave One In My Inbox. Kels

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okay well i reall hate living at my house..my mom has told me she dont want me here and my step dad has also i've been cryin for the past two nights and the only comfort i've had was my boyfriend he's the greatest well my friend toni wants to runaway and she one my best friends and she asked if i'd go with her...well i've gave this so much thought and i really want to but the reason i wont is cause of my boyfriend well he asked me to marry him and i said yes.. but he kinda felt bad after he told me cause he said he cant do it right now or anything cause were only 16..well i know were young and everything but my friend toni said we should run off and get married..though bout that also but i dont wanna do that then like get caught and his grandma or my mom can get it undone anyways which i know my mom won't cause she really could care less.. but like can anybody gimma advice on how i can try and stand my parents.. ill rate high if its good.. and i also need advice on if you think i should marry him.. i love him more then anything we been through alot together like his mother's deather me havin a miscarriage me havin my airway disease my mom losing her baby and jus a whole bunch of other stuff and i know he will always be there or atleast i think he will.. he hasnt gave up on me yet in the past year and a lil bit longer..and dont tell me im too young cause i know that but lota people get married young and things work out..much luv and thanks ahead of time for anybody who helps..

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont know what to say about the fam.

maybe live with your BF!!

me and my boyfreind are getting married too!!, i love him more than anything too!!
so totally do it, and we're around your age too!

:)

Hope I Helped-
Always There;
*KeLs*

P.S.= If You Ever Need Advice Leave One In My Inbox. Kels

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Does anyone know any good places where I can share my photos (*FOR FREE*) like Webshots and places like that and It would have a blocker so no one could copy n paste the pictures? Thx a bunch!!

www.pictertrail.com

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im a 15 year old girl, and there is this hot senior guy that i have a big crush on. he has all the characteristcs i look for in a guy, and i have been in love with him for a long time. ive asked him to the dance, and he said yes. however, he gives me a lot of mixed signals, saying that underclassmen and senior relationships are bad, while also saying that he would love to go to the dance with me and that he would have a hella good time with me. how do i know for sure if hes interested in me or not?

well, i dont have an answer, just some words of advice.

I am a freshman, my boyfriend of over a year, is a junior. And we dont have a problem with it. So when I am a Sophmore, he will be a senior.

:)

shouldn't be a problem, When you're out of school, the whole age thing doesnt matter!

Hope I helped-
Always There,
*KeLs*

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my best friends sit next to each other in social studies and english and they've been cheating on each other and nnow my whole class is cheating except for me and a few other people... and i don't know if i should tell some one because i want them to stop... because i don't want them to get caught and i just want them to be ok and stuff so what should i do?

OMG! I am just like you! I can't stand it when people talk ro cheat, because i cant stand it when the get introuble. Try talking to them about it, just not while they are actually cheating. or/and you can talk to the teacher before or after class about the situation!

Hope I helped-
Always There,
*KeLs*

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Does anyone know any great sites where I can find very very very very funny jokes or comics so I can get a good laugh?

www.funnyjunk.com


www.bored.com

www.jokes.com



http://www.pbjdance.com/original.cfm



^^^thats sooo funny!!!!!


And here is a joke that my friend sent me
There once were three friends riding their ATVs through the Sahara desert.
They were nearly out of water and getting desperate, when they spotted a tent on the horizon.
By nightfall they had reached the tent. when they peeked inside, they saw all of the wine a mans eyes can see and three of the most beautiful girls in the world.
Being americans, they, of course, drank the wine and fucked the girls.
unfortunately for them, the girls were virgins belonging to an arabian merchant who also owned the wine, when he came back to his tent after a long day at the waterring hole, he was very displeased to find his wine gone and his girls de-virginized.
He thought for three long days about a punishment for the hung-over americans.
On the fourth day it came to him.
He went to the first man and asked "what is your job back in your home-land?"
to this, the man answerred "i am a lumberjack" so one of the girls sawed off his dick.
the merchant then went to the second man and asked what his job was.
the seond man proudly said "i am a firefighter!"
at that, his dick was burnt off by the second girl.
when the merchant went to the third man, he had fire in his eyes, but the man had a plan...
the merchant asked him "..and what is your job good sir..?"
the third man, being the least drunk, did some quick thinking and said
"I AM A LOLLY-POP SALESMAN"



hmmm


This site will put a smile on your face in 30 seconds!
http://www.SmileyGram.com


yah thats about it


Hope I Helped-
Always There,
*KeLs*

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My Dad's soon to be ex-wife has been harrassing us and stalking the house. Today, she told the police that I have been slandering her name at my high school. I never talk about the woman. Why would I want to talk about someone who is making my life a living hell? When I am at school, it is my relief from all the stress of home and I try to enjoy the time with my boyfriend and my best friends. I have had four of my friends come up to me and tell me that she has come to her house and said a bunch of stuff to her parents about Dad and about me. This is four different people that their parents would rather them have nothing to do with me. Do you have any advice on how I can improve my name, or at least deal with the stress of someone trying to ruin my life? (Although she says that I am ruining hers. Yeah, funny how that works out...)
Thanks!
Stressed...

9-1-1

and tell your friends that when the come to her house call the cops.

she has no right doing that.

and anyways

1- doesnt she know that she isnt in kindergartden anymore?

2- that makes her look worse than it makes you look.

3- she makes me want to laugh and how pathetic she is

Hope I Helped-
Always There,
*KeLs*


hahahah thanks for thinking that I am funny! :)))

leave a message in my inbox whenever you need advice!!

Kels

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Hey does anyone know of any great websites that I can make my own free website but as good as this awesome website or as good as www.bored.com?I will rate a five for everyone who names a website for me!!!

www.freewebs.com

I dont really understand what you;re looking for tho.

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Always There,
*KeLs*

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Okay.. let's see- I have been with my boyfriend for 8 months now. We are both around 16. Hes not to desperate to do anymore than we have.. He's went down my pants but thats the furthest we've got. We both talked about doing more, and we both want to. The only thing is i'm kind of nervous. Like everyone says giving handjobs/blowjobs come natural how to do it. but i dont think it's going to for me. or like him eating me out? Won't that just be weird. will i just lay there? I'm really ready to do this, but i just want to make sure i do everything right for him...


I rate high

well, You should be able to tell your boyfriend that you dont exactly know what to do, he should understand, and that shouldnt matter either and also maybe he will feel the same way. Well, you should be able to talk to him about it!!

so try that!

and i havent done all of that, but i can say that i talked to my boyfriend about all of it, and its alot easier that way.

But, I haven't actually done it all.



Hope I Helped-
Always There,
*KeLs*

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whats a good name for a female chihuahua? I rate 5s for really cool and creative names :)

Well Let's see

Hershe (get it, Like hershey- only Like HerSHE coz its a girl)

Snoopy

Lucy

Lucky (sp? Luckey?)

Peppie (Pepper)

Daisy

Minnie

Periwinkle (you know the color?)



Well- I had like 5 more, then i got distracted, sorry!

Hope I Helped-
Always There,
*KeLs*

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i have to memorize a sonnet for my english class and i am having a horrible time. i've tried making flash cards, recording it and listening to it, but nothing i'm doing seems to work. do y'all have any advice on how to memorize (if you need to see it, it's shakespeare's sonnet #148). thanks so much!!

well, if its in lines, or something. do a few at a time.

ex:
memorize the first 3 or 4 lines. go over them a bunch, until you've got it down, then add a line, until youve got it down, then add a line,

ect.


Hope I Helped-
Always There,
*KeLs*

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hi...sorry if this is long.
well ages ago i met a guy and fell instantly in love with him. he liked me 2 but i didnt have the courage to tell me and now hes moved on. were like best friends now; we bonded alot when i was living back at home in america. i never got on with my mom and he understood that an kinda helped me through it.
my mom hated me a lot and blamed me for her and my dads divorce. we argued too much and she was always tellin me she wishes i was dead. this guy, lets call him adrian, helped me thru it and always made me feel lots better.
i moved to england to be with him (as a friend) and now my mom is ill and wants me to go back to america to look after her. i realy resent her and dont think i could look after her properly. im also scared that if i go, 'adrian' will meet someone while im away and fall in love...and i will never have a chance to tell him how i feel.
what should i do?
btw i had planned on tellin him how i feel just as i left on the plane...but that would be mean although it would give him time to think bout everythin. what do you think?
rose, 18

if you were in her shoes, how would you feel? I know that it is really tempting not to go with her, but you know in your heart that it is. Even though she is mean to you, maybe now you two can patch things up, and then you can feel better about your relationship. You know that you wouldn't want her to die, and your relationship be the way it is. Divorse is hard, for everyone. I'm sorry that she chose to take it out on you. But maybe your "friend" can go with you. It would be the right thing to do.

Hope I Helped,
Always There
*KeLs*

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what is the "Kegal Excercize???" Im confused..I hear people talking about it but I never know what it is specifically...please help!

it strengthens your bladder :)

my doctor told me

:)
Hope I helped!!!
God Bless!
Kels**

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I have been going out with my boyfriend for 6 months now and we havent done anything more than hold hands and hug. THe reason why i am affraid to go any further is because i am affraid that he is going to judge me because i have never made out with any body or anything, and he has. I am just scared i am not going to be able to do it right. What should i do?

dont worry i was the same way! It doesnt matter, if he really lvoes you and wants to be with you, it shouldnt matter!!!

you dont have to do anything to stay togehter, once you start doing stuff, its okay for a while, but then the relationship relys on it. its HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

you {obviously} dont have to do stuff to stay togehter!

:)
Hope I helped!!!
God Bless!
Kels**

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im 16 and havnt had a period for just over a year.im not preganat cos i dun tests.i cant have cancer so young can i?i stopped having them about a month after losing my virginaty.i havnt got std cos i ahd a screening.wahts wrong i started like when i was 13.neone know?plse help swn cheers xxx

mom/doctor/gyno


in that order

:)
Hope I helped!!!
God Bless!
Kels**

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i got bangs the normal ones that cover my whole forehead well im kidna getting tired o them but i have a big forehead so i need them there what should i do?

long bangs

cute
:)
Hope I helped!!!
God Bless!
Kels**

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(15/f)
I want to kiss my boyfriend but I'm really nervous so I want to start with a kiss on the cheek. What are somes tips? Like as far a lipgloss and such. And, What should I do? I know it's sounds stupid, but, I don't know how! What about afterwards? What if we both get embarassed?Please help in any way! No stupid or rude remarks please! I really need help.
*-That's Rachel-*

well, i would say no chapstick or lig gloss- to messy, but he shouldnt care if he loves you, and it shouldnt matter about your breath either.


:)
Hope I helped!!!
God Bless!
Kels**

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okay, my mom has been going to NY with her boyfriend like every 2 weeks for a month and half..and other times before it. whenever this happens..she says i should watch my brother and sometimes she would sleepover in the city and then it is required that i stay home and watch him. Well, i am getting annoyed with this becuase i want to hang out with my friends..but i can't just tell her to stop gong out, she has a right to also, but i am 16 and i have the right to go out too..How do i talk to her about this and what do I say? PLus..whenver i do get to go out if she is in the city, my friends have to give me rides and they are getting annoyed.

Sounds like your the mom. talk to her calmly about it!!! dont like yell and shout your head off even though that may be tempting! :)

Kels

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i wanna get rid of myy pubic hair becuase its reallyyy wickid grosss. i dont wanna shave it i dont like razors and stufff sooo is there a way to get rid of it using nair an stuff? thxx
p.s. 14/f

cut it with scissors, so its shorter, just be carefull!!!!!


Kels*
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