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ok here the thing.this one girl that i like is on the war path with me.she doesn't talk to me & makes stuff up about me.but i really like her. so wat do i do? do i say the heck with her or wat?
HELP A POOR BROTHER OUT!!

-thanks

yes, why would you want to be with someone who makes shit up about you and makes you look like an idiot.

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I'm having this b-day party on saturday (bowling) and they're will be about 15-16 ppl there. and 2 of my friends HATE each other..i mean HATE...and i love them both to death and i hate choosing between the both of them, i'm afraid that they will start fighting and stuff like that. question is, what do i do if this happens (i've already tried talking to them both) and second question is, how do i choose between the 2? b/c i love hangin out w/ both of them i just can't do it at the same time. thanks in advance!

dont invite either one of them. if they cant grow up and be mature about things they dont deserve to go have fun at your party. and what kind of friends would they be if they went to your party and started fighting? theyd ruin it, you dont see them caring about that.

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why are guys nice to some girlz and mean to other girlz, even if they're not mean to the guyz?

are guys mean to you? because if i were a guy, id be mean to you because your a dumbass.
on a nicer note..
guys are shallow, either theyre nice to girls that are hot because they want to get into their pants, or they just simply dont like the girls they are mean to. you have to be like 10 not to know this.

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i otld this kid that i liked him and he has a gf. Now hes saying hes gonna break up with her and then he started asking me all these nasty questions like "if we went out could we have sex" and "do you shave" and "would u let me finger you" and then i told him that no i wouldnt have sex with him and when i told him that and then hes like "dude this isnt even him bye" and then they got off but i kno it was him and now im afraid he'll tell everyone PLEASE HELP ME ASAP!!!!!!!!!!

your afraid that everyone is going to find out your not some huge skank? oh god forbid people realize you have morals.

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alright now that u said that how slow does would it get cause im really into her and she is soo cool. and she looks really good. i was gunna chill with her until some bullshit came up. I just want to chill with her before i move in a couple of weeks.

your moving..? i think that might take things to somewhat of a different level. she understands about the bullshit though, it happens. but to answer your question, id say, not so slow that youll be dissapointed. but i cant make any promises either. its just a chance youll have to take to find out how far it can get.

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so im into this girl ok? and im taking to her alot and shes down it seems like.. and im diggen her alot! but shes a virgin and i think shes down to mess but i dont know how would i find that out. i mean she seemed uncomfortable with a kiss when i asked her but as i tlaked to her she kinda was into the idea how do i handle that situation. shes out of my league so i just want to know

alright, well the reason shes akward with the kissing is because kissing leads into things, you know that shes not ready for. as long as you give her time to get to know you, things might move slow, but theyll move along. also she may not be too comfortable with messing around with you because she thinks your the one whos out of her league.

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i've recently become a vegitarian. my mother is worried that i wont get enough protein, what are some foods that i can eat that contain protein (besides meat, obviously)?

eggs, yogurt, walnuts, cashew nuts, cheese, pumpkin, soybeans, lima beans, cottage cheese, beans. thats all i could find. just check this site out. or go to a search engine like yahoo or google and search something like "high protien foods" or just whatever your looking for. http://www.teamflex.com/nutrition/high_protein_foods.asp

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what do you do if you broke up with ur bf because of family problems and u still really like him a lot and you want to go back out with him but hes afriad you'll break up with him again? ill rate high!

you get over breaking up with him for attention and move on.

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alright well i like this girl but i aint ever really chilled with her before...im chillen with her today how do i make a move in a way that wont make her mad...Take into considearation i really like her

ok well, it depends on what kind of move your trying to make here. if its a kiss type move, i dont think she objects. but if its a move involving the removal of clothes, you may just want to wait a little while so you dont screw it up. you should also take into consideration that this girl may be a virgin, so if your planning on stepping above the messing around level, that youd definately need to wait until you got to know eachother better, maybe talk to her about it sometime.

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hey. ok this is kinda long but please give me advice.. I like this guy a lot but then I saw his pic and he is really ugly ( no efense_ but) he asked me out. and then i said i wasn ready ( but i was being shallow) Now i realise he is really nice to me and sweat and looks dont matter. But then wen i start likeing him ALOT he findsa girl frend I am really hert and sad i was crying wut should i do? please I rate hugh

i know im supposed to be all sympathetic and proud of you that youve overcome being so shallow. but its your own fault, he got over you, so its your turn now, move on. you fucked up and taught yourself a valuable lesson. so dont feel so bad about it.

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what is cupcaking ?!?!?

a couple youd see in the mall and think to yourself how in love they are. walking together so close, flirting, kissing and laughing etc . when you see people doing this youd call it "cupcaking" it sounds stupid, but it works.

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Hey. My boyfriend is telling me online that he wants to run away because he thinks his parents hate him, but I know they don't. Anyway, there's not much I can do, because we live an hour apart. I'm trying to help, but nothing's working. What can I say to him? Please help, I don't want him to hurt himself.

x3 Erin

if he wants to run let him. its doubtful that he will. a lot of people get mad at their parents and a lot of people say theyre going to run away. if he was going to run away he wouldnt have gotten online to tell everyone about it, he would have just done it. dont worry about your boyfriend hes just mad at his parents. he'll feel better tomorrow. AND if he doesnt, then like i said, let him run. he wont get hurt, it will either teach him a lesson, or make him realize he really is better off gone. no matter what, theres no need to worry. everythings ok.

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okay well my boyfriend loves me and im not sure if i lvooe him like sometimes i reallly do and sometimes its iffy! we barely ever see eachother because we both play for select teams! or im with my family in branson or illinois! well tell me what to do pleeeaaassee!!!

you can love him and not be IN LOVE with him. you just need to ask yourself which it is, and wether or not he is who you want to be with. is he something you will settle for or do you want something else. seeing eachother has nothing to do with anything besides just that, you dont see eachother. apparently "absence makes the heart grow fonder." this is something you should discuss with him. do what you feel you need to do.

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My friends all turned on me and now im alone. It's cool sometimes but when something big happens or when Friday nite comes I'm lonely. I have a boyfriend to talk to and I still have a few friends that im not close with. What should I do?

find new friends. because your old ones suck. get yourself 'out there' and do things. join a club, become a life guard, volenteer at a homeless shelter. those are always the best kinds of places to meet new people. good experiences and life lessons too.

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ok there isthis girl i like and she thinks shes to good for me and i want to proove her wrong and show her that im not a mistake wat do i do

you dont need to be with her if she has that kind of attitude. she'll always think that no matter what you do. whats important is that you realize no one is better than you. just dont think of it the same way she apparently does.

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when i first had sex, i lasted for 10 minutes and went all out, i was told that most guys only last like 2 minutes top their first time, is that true? and if it is does that mean i'll always last longer?

not true. take a guy for instance who has never masturbated..he probably wouldnt last a minute. now take a guy who masturbates three times a day, i dont know about you but i think that would make a pretty big difference. i could be wrong, but i do know that you wont always last longer, thats a definate negatory.

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I have 3 small bumps on my neck and it hurts to put my neck really far back. Do you know what it is & what caused it to do that. And I'm getting another one on my neck.

if your glands are swollen it may be allergies, but it could also be a number of other things. i really dont think theres any way to tell because there are so many possibilities. you should go to the doctor and have it checked out. you know by a professional who can also fix it.

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ok this is really weird but my cousin said he took my underware off and had sex w/ me while i was sleeping (im 13 hes 15) was that rape because i really dont want to have sex now

i just want to apologize for thinking that your a dumbass, because you cant help it.

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what are some good fruits to eat to get healthy and lose wieght ?

prunes. eat lots and lots of prunes.

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Last week I gave this guy a blow job and he was 20 and I'm 13. But my question is ever sence that my mouth has been realy dry, do you think that has anything to do with the age difernce?
P.S. I asked you because you seem to be a realy big hoe.

nope. age difference is all good. unless hes like 50. then i still dont think it would make your mouth dry, itd just be really gross. so maybe your just dehydrated, so go drink some more cum.

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