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If you have sex, you're eligible to be pregnant. But only if you're a female,of course.There's no set age to lose your virginity, chances are you'll end up regretting it sooner or later. I don't know if he or she likes you. I can't tell from where I live. If you need to lose some weight, run, excerise and eat right, but you can't lose 30 pounds in a week. Please don't ask me questions like that, I've answered them all in the paragraph you just read. Thank you.
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Ok, here's the deal:

In middle school, I got teased by these two boys on my bus. They'd yell at me from the back of the bus. So embarressing.

Anyways, they went off to high school when I went into the 8th grade, but now that I'm in the high school with them [I'm a freshmen, they're sophomores], I think they're going to start bothering me again!
What can I do/say to them to make them stop [if they try lol]


Mucho thanks (link)
Hey assholes, quit making fun of me or I claim sexual harassment. It'll shut em up.


my best friends boyfriend likes me what should i do ? (link)
Shoot him.


This guy that I'm friends with invited me and another girl over to his house to watch a hockey game. Well I had already made plans with my father to go to the show, so I couldnt go. Well my the other girl (who has a severe crush) on this guy didnt have a problem with going alone without me to his house.
Well anyways I found out the next day that he was choked at me because he had to give my friend money for a cab ride home, since she doesnt have a car. I have a car but couldnt give her a ride there and back because I had already made plans with my dad. This guy is acting really cold towards me now.
Well I have two theories about why this happened. Either A: he's jealous I have a good relationship with my father, or B. He likes me as more than a friend and was upset that I didnt go to his house? And maybe he just invited the other girl cause he's shy and would be more comfortable with her and me there?
Either way, I think he was being a jerk. The other thing I thought was maybe something happened between my friend who has the crush on him that night. Like maybe she made a pass at him, or was telling him nasties about me.
What do you think is going on? (link)
It's not option 1, it's definitely 2. Other than that, I dunno. You could always just ask him. You didn't do anything though.


For Christmas I thought it'd be cute to do a '100 things I like about you' for my boyfriend. First of all, is that a terrible idea? What do you think he'd think about it? He's pretty sentimental about gifts.
&& Do you have any ideas that I could put in there?
(IE: 17. I love when you say those cute little sayings you come up with out of nowhere.
23. I love how you write me notes when we both know you dislike it.
34. I love how you hug me from behind.)

Thanks! (link)
Wow this whole idea just sucks. 100 things is way way too many. Just do like 10. And he doesn't really like all that, you do and then he pretends to like it to please you. Wanna impress him? Get him tickets to the Super Bowl. You say he despises football. Then he must be gay. B/c no straight man despises football.


hey i was wondering how old you are and where u live. I am so not likea stocker if thats what you think haha. I am 13 female just wondering cause you seem hot buhbi (link)
I live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and i go to LSU. Even if you were a stalker, this wouldn't bother me.


so i skipped school and there was weed and alcohol im 13 female by the way..
and anyways.
i was good i didnt smoke because its disgusting.
and it was only 33% alcohol..
anyways my freinds turned out to not be freinds.
and so i was like.. im tired. then this guy goes oh here ill take you upstairs.. and show you where you can sleep.
so we went into the room yes we.. and he locked the door we were on his parents bed.
and he started making out with me.
hes 15.
and im like EWWWWWWWWWWW because he was so fugly.
and yeah he was on top of me..
then i stopped thinking omg what do i do.
then he took of his pants..
and started making out again..
and then he put my hand yeah you know.
and made me give him a handjob while makingout.
then he took of my pants.
And got on top of me.
and i pushed him of
and was like no!
im not going to have sex with you.
im a virgin.
and im afraid to have sex..
i didnt say that but yeah
and then hes like i love you.
suck my dick.
I KNOW ISNT THAT SO DUMB!
and im like no.
and hes like.
yes then you wont have to do anymore.
and im like NO.
i was thinking if i dont want to do anymore i wont do anymore.
and then he tried to have sex with me again.
i pushed him of.
and left to go get my twin brother and pretend i was at school.
what is this??
rape??
peer presure
im freaked out.
PLEASE HELP ME! (link)
Well it wasn't quite rape. But there's no question that this guy is a total asshole. You were right to not to do anything with him. Abd don't hang out with those people again. You could've been raped, or less likely, killed.Don't cut class again and consider this a lesson learned.


ok im 13 8th grade and this guy asked me to go with him.
i really dont know how to say no to guys.
I AM EXTREMLY NOT ATRACTED TO HIM.
and i dont want to go with him.
hes going to kiss me.
PLEASE HELP.
i rate 5s. (link)
Whats wrong with him? Does he suck dicks? Does he support Saddam Huessin's caauses? Does he like USC Football? If the answers are all no, then go with him. And just give it a try. You're 13. This isn't your soulmate.


Hey everyone. Well I have a boyfriend now and considering its winter, lips get chapped easily. I need to buy a lipgloss/lipstick thats not TOO sticky, tastes nice, but wont get all over my bf you know ? Please leave lots & lots of comments lol. xO thanks (link)
You could always call home and ask Kip to bring you your chapstick.


OK...Say you really LOVE the sport Basketball...you have been offered to join the freshmen team (but ur a 7th grader)...You wanna play but you dont like the coach...Everyone Says he is a Pervert.Also 8th graders that u have played Basketball with in the Past get mad because you were offered To Be on a Freshmen team..(8th graders are post to be you Bffs??).well..what do i do??..TRy to live with it and play for him?...or Go to a different high school and play for them..Thanks (link)
You play for the dude. Unless he likes to rape 8 year olds. In this case, call the police.


i have a part in a play and i need to be poesessed (weird) anyy tips i rate 5s (link)
If you're a girl, just act normal. If you're a guy, act like your team was like one strike away from their first World Series, up 4-2, with nobody on base. And you lose the game. B/c Albert Pujols hit a long home run. If you follow baseball, this actually happened to my team, the Houston Astros.


heyy, you answered my question earlier, so i thought i would ask you another one thats related to that question... i asked you "is it possible for a girls vagina to be TOO tight that she cant have sex for the first time".. and you said no it will expand to the dick.. but like what if its too tight it cant even go in so it cant even expand if you cant get it in.... ?? (link)
God damn babe who are trying to fuck? Ron Jeremy? Chances are this guy is somewhere b/w 4-6 when hes hard. You'll be able to fit him in I promise.


is it possible for a girls vagina to be TOO tight that she cant even have sex for the first time? (link)
No. It will expand to fit the size of his dick. Unless hes got like a porno dick, then you may have problems.


ok im a virgon(well, not any more) and so was she (um.. well not any more) just say there was alot of blood involved. anyone knows why??!!

(and it wasnt from me....) probably seems dumb, i just wanna know why, i know a little about it, but hlp plz (link)
Busted her cherry man. It's ok. Normal and she was telling the truth about that whole virgin thing.


Ok I really have a crush on this guy. And everytime I go to sleep, I pretend we are having sex. Its gross I know because im only 13. But my dreams wont stop. Is this a problem? Its been happending since 5th grade when we learned about puberty I always dream for him to touch me

~Troubled.. (link)
Awesome. This is normal.


Whenever I have to speak infront my class, by myself, I get really nervous. I feel like I am going to throw up or faint. I know, it's really embarassing. So, do you have any tips on what I should do to not get nervous? Or anything I should say to myself so I won't be nervous? Thank you in advance. (link)
Picture everybody in the class naked. It'll give you a laugh. Then pretend like you're just talking to one person. And everybody else is just listening. Look around at everybody though. You won't screw this up.


I'm currently working on getting in shape for the upcoming volleyball season. I'm an average healthy weight but I have a gut. It sticks out almost 2 inches above my spandex. My thighs also bulge out about 1 1/2 inch. Does anyone have some good workouts that will target these areas? Or any websites that would help me out? ( Please not toneteen.com ) Thankss :) (link)
Run, eat less. Do ab workouts(crunches,leg raises,sit ups) For your theighs, theres a machine at my gym where you sit and you bring your legs together. You, of course, have weight resistance, and a lot of girls do it.


okay ive likes this boy for more than 7 months and i dont know wearther or not im in love or not. my symptoms are
-sleepless nights
-24/7 my mind is set on him
-i cry from missing him
-i dream about him
-im miserable without him
-everytime i see him im happy
-i smile everytime i heard someone talking about him
-i can pick him out of the crown in a heart beat
and there's probably more.
could someone please tell me.
i rate (link)
You're infatuated with him. It would pass if Brad Pitt asked you out.


16/f
Alrighty, so I have liked this guy since this summer. when we met, he still had a girlfriend but now, they broke up. Well, his best girl friend came up to me and said "you should just ask him out...you know that you both like each other..." So my question is, how do i ask him out? I have never done that before, so I was wondering how to go about it.
thanks in advance

-me- (link)
Hey let's go see Harry Potter on friday. If he doesn't like Harry Potter, he's not worthy of dating anyway.


OK whoever can please please help me with this, I would love you forever and ever!

The inward pull of surface molecules depends upon intermolecular attractive forces. Strong intermolecular attractive forces provides an inward pull. Compared to a liquid with a relatively weak intermolecular attrative forces a liquid with relatively strong intermolecular forces could be expected to show __________ surface tension and ______________ viscosity.

fill in the blank and if you know the answer please please tell me and i will give you a 5. thankyouuuu (link)
Man they all fit, but it's C.


ok im 13/f and usually have really good eyes.... but latly when i look up after reading and stuff every thing is all blurry! puleez help! (link)
Your eyes are rotting and will eventually fall into the ocean. Or you may just need glasses. It's one of the two. The optomotrist will be able to tell for sure. I'm betting on the glasses though.




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