things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.
things i dont like are:
girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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Gender: Male
Location: STL
Age: 15
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do guys like it when a girl moans during sex? (link)
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you betcha
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I really want my nipples pierced. I've researched it and I know any risks involved.. not to mention I can handle pain pretty well. I just want some stories about yours.. or anything you've heard about them. Did yours get infected? What made them feel better, etc. Thank you in advance! =] (link)
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theres blood, ill tell you that, haha, but just ice it, and take some tylenol, keep it clean, thats it!
and they get prettyyy cold when its cold outside, haha
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does this ihome work for ipod videos?
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7976595&st=ihome&type=product&id=1153999179869 (link)
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i would imagine..
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hello. I am 13/f, 5'2 and i weigh about 138 pounds. Is that really overweigh? Also, what is the fastest most efficent way to lose weight other then the excerise and eat less? Is there a SPECIFIC exercise i should do everyday? -thanks ALOT (link)
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www.am-i-fat.com
no joke no lie.
i read the faq at the bottom of every page on advicenators for yah too.
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My little sister has bubble gum in her hair! How do I get it out? Help...soap and water doesn't work... (link)
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put glue, jelly, duck tape, tar, in her hair.
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Im trying to stop going to tanning beds because of my fear of skin cancer..What are some good tanning lotions (the sunless ones like Jergens Natural Glow) that are REALLY good and dont turn your skin orange? Besides Jergens, thanks :] (link)
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first of all real tanning is when you subject yourself to periods of time laying out in the sun or in a tanning bed to intentionally (burn) or tan yourself. this tan, is achieved by the body producing high pigments of dead skin cells (which your body already produces) to protect yourself from harmful sunrays. sun-block Lotion is still recommended by every doctor on the face of the planet.
i agree with you on tanning beds, but ive gone once, and im not shriveling up and keeling over dead am i? do it in moderation if you must.
+ unless you want to look like an oompaloompa, you shouldnt even consider tanning lotion at all. think of it as a spray paint. you might look good, but because you have no real tan, and the second you step outside, your body will have no natural defense from the sun, except your spf 9000 sunscreen.
my recommendation - put on some low to moderate sunscreen go OUTSIDE and bake. it can help you lose weight, and, even reduce stress and HELP you skin.
source 1 - http://www.lookingfit.com/articles/481view.html
source 2 - http://www.island-tanning.com/tanninginfo.html
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what does it feel like to be high when you smoke pot? like.. how do you act? how do you feel? thanks! (link)
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ITS TANGLYYY
when your body feels like your brain is detached, constantly thinking about everything and nothing, to eat a saltine cracker and have it taste like a gourmet meal. to have deep conversations about religion, life, and personal meaning, it is a locked part of the brain, a part in which defines you.
just dont drive. haha
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how can i get toned fast and drop weight at the same timee. i want to be a 3 or 5 im in between a 9 and 7 now. pleassse help!!1 (link)
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run.
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what is a "butterface" ? Ive heard a guy refer to a girl in my school as one. He said she had a nice body but a butterface..what does that mean?? (link)
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butterface = every things nice, but-her-face
couple more:
fugly = F*ckn ugly
good beer = lotta hot girls around
there are so many others.
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I was just wondering if there is any free software out there on the internet that lets you copy dvd. I have been looking but i just haven't found anything (link)
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yah thats illegal buddy.
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whats the best way to get someone turned on thats sitting next to you in the movie theatre. Im a guy. And not gay. so whats the best way to turn a girl on in the middle of a movie.. say funny movie. And whats the best way to approach a kiss in a movie theatre?? thanks (link)
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mine are copyrighted...haha.
here are some of my faves
sit next to the girl...ask her if you can ask her an important question. she should say "uhmmm ok.." then say "if you were a pirate, which shoulder would you have your parrot on..? this one or this one" and then put your arm around her.
as far as kissing, its tricky, good luck with that one.
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14/m
right im a health freak i eat right i know how to build muscle i hot a* n all fo my p.e work and everything go to the gym every nite and i am the under 15 country bloody record holder for triple jump and sprinting im just gettin pissed off because loads of stupid people in my year keep saying im on steroids its been going on for 2 years what can i do to shut them up i cant fight them because i hate fighting and i cant reason with them and the teachers wont do naything and neither will my parents so im really stuck i thinking of quiting if it will stop them bulyying me any ideas? (link)
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they are all booger heads.
they're jealous too, because their fat asses would rather sit around and tease people that are fit. i would join the football team, and bust the snot out of them to shut them up.
or you could ask them to politely stop. which would only work in a perfect world
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I was used by a boy for sex and whatnot
and then he became a total jerk and is mean
I still like him and I want us to be friends again like we used to,how should I talk to him?
I was gonna wait until he talked to me but i need to take part in this too and he isnt the type that if i started talking and spilling my heart out , that he would go along with it
Has anyone ever been in this position?
What did you do?
by the way , im 14/nc (link)
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lady, he used you for sex. you said it yourself. i wouldnt talk the dick head if my life depended on it
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haha.. sorry wrong category. Anywayss,, okk i just got a new wire for my braces, and my teeth really really hurt. They're not poking my mouth or anything.. just really sore. Anything i can do??
&&thanks (link)
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sorry to say, but they're supposed to be tight.
but, you know how your ortho dude said not to chew gum or anything? because they loosen up your wire. so now, im telling you to chew gum, or anything, but keep it to a minimum to prevent brachet breakage.
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hey, im a 15/f,
my parents have always been pretty strict when it comes to boys. I dont think im really allowed to date, and they dont really even want me having boys who are just friends. And, im not allowed to like hang out w/them and stuff. I am an extremely responsible kid and i get straight A's...im a good kid! But, they still wont ease up. I think its how they were raised...I've talked to them about dating, and they said maybe, but they put all these crazy restrictions on it! and im so embarassed that when i actually do say yes to someoen asking me out that they will think ima loser because of my parents! Like they want to like come on our dates! I mean come on IM 15!!!! How do I either A. have a bf without them knowing, or B. get them to let me date, and not b so strict w/it?? (link)
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for laughs - tell them you already had on 10 on 1 gangbang with muscular, overlytattooed, biker guys. and put what they say word for word, in my feedback.
also you could reason with them, and i doubt thats how they were raised. also, tell them you'll keep them up-to-date on whats going on with your relationships. even if you would even invite him over for dinner everyonce in a while, although it may be hard, it might allow your parents to see more responsibilty and respect towards their parenting skills.
see it from your parents point of view in a teenagers eyes, and you'll do just fine
...also keep in mind you'll be legal in 3 years, and driving in 1, by then i hope you'll be making you're own decisions.
good luck.
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ok, how do you like a girl you show her affection for you? and no, not sex thankyou. 15/f (link)
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walk up to em and say "ill letcha get in muhh bellayyy"
extra attentions always good...being invited over for a "2 person movie party" is better. it depends how obvious you want to make it. get creative, invent a new way, i just gave you a couple examples.
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So if i havent talked to my x-gf in like a long ass time and then i talk to her and like crap on AIM. I mean i was trying to get my life on track and shit, my grades were slipping, i got into drugs, then like she doesnt know rite. so why do i feel so frggin retarted? (link)
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well for starts "reatard" is spelt retard.
back to your question, its because you're not living up to "standard." stop and think, you have a weekend. think about what your doing, study on sunday, do homework...or anything productive. and thats a start. drugs...keep to a minimum, or better yet stop altogether.
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how can you tell if ur pregnant or not. i mean i've been getting this weird feeling in my lower stomach
and i just had sex for the first time a few days ago.
does this feeling happen to all girls or am i pregnant?
please help thanks! (link)
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well when you start popping out kids it might mean that you WERE pregnant. (humor)
or you can take a pregnancy test?
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how can i tell that my friends are really my friends?.. i mean i just got out of a fight with a bunch of my friends and well, we've been in fights b4 too (just as bad) and well i just want to know how i can really tell if we are friends.. because i dont want to have to deal with the fighting drama and bullsh*t again.. please help (link)
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call them all big fat ugly monsters. the ones that are your friends are the ones that laugh at that.
theres no one answer for this question. the best way is to get 1 - 2 people, and just hang out with them, take them everywhere you go, go everywhere with them, even combined with other people, but this way you have your own little trust between eachother.
"if you die with one best friend, one friend you can count on your entire life, and to help you with all of your problems...you've done good"
-Paul Raymond
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alrigh well i'm a freshman in high school, and i recently started dating a senior. he's a big track star and my friend said he's getting me like some 600 dollar necklace or somethin. and alright i do NOT have 600 dollars to spend alright. i'm willing to spend anything under like 50 bucks and any ideas are great. thank you to anyone who helps =) (link)
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uhm your friend can say he's buying you a car, a farm, and 19 pony's for you, but they can be lieing.
get him something shiny. guys like shiny things.
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