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I tryd telling my parents i needed to go to a hospital and get help and they made me go to my theripist and my theripist said w.e the hospital can do they can do but they dont understand! im trying to get help and they wont listen! I just cut myself with scisors and if i dont get help its gona get worse! WHY WONT THEY LISTEN TO ME!

Becase they view you as a stupid whiny child. No, I'm not being 'mean' I'm keeping it truthful. Just have an open mind on what they think of.

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I need advice on how I can start a petition. I need to know how I officially and legally start it and who do I present it to. How do I organize it? As you can see from my title, the purpose of the petition would be to have some sort of ruling against out-ruling the pledge of allegiance in schools or changing it.

Anyways, do you think because of 'under God' that after over 200 years, the pledge should be changed or withdrawn from any school. Why or why not? Thanks in advance.

While this is a good thing to want to do. You wont get very far with the petition. Better yet, anyone in charge of the pledge will not halt what they're doing because of your petiton. They probably wont even notice you have a petition.

I'd love to help you. But then again...I guess I have. By telling you it wouldn't help you and your cause much at all.

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RANDOM - I just want to know..

* What is your philosophy of life?
* What do you value?
* What do you believe?
* What are the important lessons you've learned about life and how to live your life?

*I believe it's my life and there is only one of them. Why be unselfish and care for others who couldn't care less about you? It's my life, I'm gunan do whatever pleases me and only me.

*My values....I'm not too sure I have many.

*I'm agnostic.

*I've learned not to follow trends that have me chasing overpriced clothing and anything trendy and exensive. I wear what I want to wear. Think what I want to think. I will in no way become a copy.

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do you have to get your belly button pierced with a parent?.. or can you get it pierced and just have a sister or cousin older than 18 come ?

You can get it pierced whenver you feel like if you have ice and an ice pick on hand.

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I want to annoy my OLD STUPID friend out of my locker. I hate her. it was my locker to begin with. So what can I do to make her beg to change! I know its stupid but hey I want my own locker! P.S We don't talk now!

How bout this...get your own locker. Let her have yours.

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Hey does anyone know if the listerine for whitening your teeth really works?

thanks

It doesn't. Just another marketing scam to make you buy their stuff.

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ok i want an ipod for xmas but i was just wondering whats teh difference between the actual ipod, an ipod mini, and an ipod nano. Like I no ipod minis and nanos only hold 1000 songs and the regualr ipod holds aorund 10000 or sumthing....but thats it....so i was just wonderign which is better and price isn't an issue...I just wnt to no what they all do and stuff. Oh and I know that ipod minis their battery power is really crappy I was wondering if teh regualr ipod is better. Thanks

1 word. Google.

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When a guy says maybe does it usually mean yes? Like my one friend asked the guy I liked if he'd ever go out with me and he said I don't know maybe. So do you think that means yea since to guys maybe usually means yes?

No. You forgot to mention the "I dont know" part. That means he just doesn't want to say know. It's the shy was of you getting turned down.

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ok my birthday is coming up soon well not really but i like to know things before ok my birthday is in the spring and i was wondering what are some fun things to do like what games and where can i have it at like my house or like bowling rink or skating place. i dont know can you give me more ideas and things to do with about 13 people i go to private school and theres about 13 in my class.i rate high

Xbox 360

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Im not allowed to have a boy friend and im going to be 13 they treat me like im two. well i have a bf named chris and i been sneaking him for a LONG time now since i was a little kid we keep fighting and getting back together and fighting and well ne wayz i am sick of sneaking but i love him soo much and i dont want ne thing to happen between us but i am sick of my parents...what should i do.
LoVe,
puppyluv

Haha. You're 13 years old. No, you dont love him. Go ahead, get pissed off at me, go ahead. I just said it, you dont love him. You'll break up soon. Just give it a couple months..if that.

I'm not being rude, just telling you the truth.

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13/m I know I'm going through puberty. I just know it. I'm starting to feel the true emotions (love, rejection, jealousy, etc), and I'm starting to be cleverer (I'm starting to beat my dad at chess, which I haven't done for 8 years.) But despite these mental changes, I'm still physically the same. I mean, sure, I've started to get erections, but it's not like I'm showing that off at school! It's really annoying, how I have the highest voice in the school, and I'm the shortest guy in all my classes. Facial hair, I really don't give a damn, but now a few people think my high voice is annoying, and it annoys me too, and also my parents don't believe that I'm in love because I haven't shown any physical signs of puberty, and thusly I can't have had any mental either. What should I do? (Note: Smartasses get 1s and WILL be reported)

Erections? I've been gettin those since I was 2.

As for your 'mental capabilities' I dont think that has anything to do with puberty, I think it's more like, you're finally to the point now where you're not an idiot, and now can have a better understanding of things. Or not. If you dont want to believe me, whatever, I get that a lot. Although, I've never heard you get more clever when going through puberty, nor smarter.

Oh, another thing, that "love" you're feeling isn't love. It's something teens get mixed up about a lot. You see, they think like really really love someone, matter of fact, they'd take it to their grave. Too bad they're wrong; it's something called 'infatutaion'

Get used to the word and remember it when you're dating. You may think you love that person you're making out with, but 5 months later you'll have no feelings for her mainly because you're now broke up. If teens could understand love, why are they breaking up with each other a couple months into a relationship? I haven't seen many relationships go on for over 8 months, have you? (anyone over the age of 18 doesn't count either) I dont expect to see many relationships go further than that until people start reaching older ages.

"(Note: Smartasses get 1s and WILL be reported)"

To note your note, us 'smartasses' that will get reported probably dont care, mainly because we all have average ratings of a one in the first place. Doesn't make for much of a good threat. Was pretty 'clever' though :)

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I want to be something for halloween that NO one here can ever think of. I am 13/f and I want to kinda stand out from the rest of the cround. Like I want to dress up as someone for EX the Dukes of Hazzard. i am too fat to be Daisy. So What? I know its early but just wanted some ideas! Thanks!

Well, if you're too fat to be daisy, be fat bastard.

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Ok well i have been best frineds with this guy forever like since we were babies and i am in love with his sister. she is absolutly beautiful. i see her all the time and sometimes she acts like we r friends and others like she completely hates me. do i tell her how i feel and risk ruining my friendsip with her bro or just keep quiet? her bro is kinda protective

Talk to the bro about it first. If he obliges then youre good to go.

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ok i basicaly nee dhelp setting the dam thing up here are the problems

-my ip adress stays within my neetword meaning no one from another network can join (i use a router) i casicaly need a tutorial on how to set up port forwarding for my compt to work properly with counter-strike condition zerp server hosting

-i needa set up a static IP with my computer so i can host a server (i know it could be done even if the ISP doesnt give it to you)

-general help on seting up a counter-strike dedicated server

any help with any of those? greatly apresiated

www.steampowered.com

Bring your problem to the CS:S forums. They'll help you.

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okay this is kind of messed up but my friend and i were arguing about if chess was a board game i say its not its more of a board game or something you do for a hobby he thinks the opposite

I think your argument is weak. For better arguments in the future, see who punches harder. Just make a fist and punch him in the face as hard as you can. He'll do the same to you.

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im 15/F and i know this guy who likes me, and when im hanging around him, im afraid to show him that i like him too, so i dont show it. and one day when we were hanging out, it seemed like he didnt like me anymore (which he did) so i didnt flirt or anything. well now, a week later, he doesnt like me anymore (thats what people tell me, and i believe its true.) and i really wanted to go out with him, but now i think he likes someone else(im not sure though.) i really want him to like me again, so we can go out, but he doesnt. i dont know what to do. does anyone have any ideas that might help me get him back? please help. i rate high for good answers. --i really messed this one up...-- xoox - sad and confused.

Nope. What I can say however is, you should have acted when you had the chance instead of sat there and soaked it up.

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hey i like this guy but hes like 7 years older he goes to my church and well im not sure if he likes me i mean he acts like he does sometimes but see he has a girlfriend hes been with for 4 years and well sometimes he doesnt want to be with her and then he goes back with her but when its just me and him hes really nice to me and then when its not and i call him hes a jerk but i really like him and im not sure what to do cause like he messes with me alot and this one girl asked me when i get older if we would get married and he said maybe i mean what does that mean?????

If he's 7 years older, chances are he isnt in to you. I mean, not to be rude, but seriously, dont you think it's time to face the facts and realise that major difference in age?

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I`ve been feelin really fat lately.. and if i dont find ways to make myself fitter im about ready to go all out not eatin or puken up everything or somen... and i know its really stupid but i really feel ugly!.. PLEASE HELP!

Dont do the not eatin and puking diet. Total crap. Besides, that kinda stuff is for lazy people.

Just work out.

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ok well me and my friend were in this fight thing and it wasnt even my fault but whatever i always have to appoligize and i called her and shes like well its about time you called to appoligize and its like wtf it wasnt even my fault to begin with so should i be mad at her for sayingthat now or should i just ignore it ?

Next time you see her, implant your first firmly on the side of her face. THat'll teach her to be a prick.

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What is a good teeth whitener in your opinion? I'll rate good

Iced Tea. There is some chemical in them.

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