It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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me and my boyfriend will have been going out for a month tomorrow. We havent kissed yet and my friend keeps making fun of me because she's almost 2 years younger than me and she and her boyfriend have already talked about 2nd base. Its not like I havent kissed a boy before. I don't think he has ever kissed someone before. So I want it to be special for him. But I'm kind of getting bored. I really want it to happen. Like I pine for it. I find him so irrisistable. Why can't i just do it?! (link)
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Talk to him, don't talk to us, if you want something to happen. You're fourteen years old, you have the rest of your life to experiment, and as "irristable" (which is actually irresistible, btw) you find him, give it a year and you'll most likely be disturbed that you ever thought so. I can predict you'll rate me low for this, but seriously, relax.
Guys get pressured into doing things as easily and often as girls do. So calm down your "pining" for him, unless you're willing to grow up and talk.
EDIT::
There was nothing unsure about my answer. So, little miss "I always rate 5's, cause it's not fair to screw up ratings!" you can change the three any time you want to. Either that, or stop trying to make yourself feel better.
And besides, you're 14. Get over yourself.
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What is this crusty pale yellow/yellow rusty stuff on my underwear and why do I feel wet in my underwear when its not my period? and why does it come out in clump or glops and then comes out without any glops for a little bit? Does anybody know what I'm talking about? No links please, oh an is there something wrong with me? thanks. (link)
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I wouldn't say the glops are cum, because you said nothing about sexual activity.
Discharge would be my only guess.
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how would i go about ripping up jeans?
http://pics.livejournal.com/astralday/pic/0001trew
is there any way i can rip them so theyre not in a pattern like strips in the photo but random ones that look like you naturally ripped them or something? short of actually going out to trip on purpose to rip them, of course. (link)
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I've actually answered this question several times before, so I'll just copy paste the link.
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=466946
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what is a good sunscreen spf to prevent a tan? (link)
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The higher the SPF in the sunblock, the more sun protection you'll have. Stuff like, SPF 7 will NOT do the trick. Try SPF 30, and apply regularly oor go ahead for the big guns and get something like
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp91654_332828_sespider/hawaiian_tropic/ozone_sunblock_spf_70.htm
SPF 70. That'll almost make you paler.
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what can you wear that will be good to pack for a trip to an amusement park for a few days that wont show off your arms/legs because you dont want a tan or show flab but still keep cool? long summery dresses to the floor will probably look weird, right? how about tights with capris? there needs to be a way around this! (link)
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Your best bet would be to just wear whatever you want and wear sunscreen. You should obviously be wearing sun screen anyway, but that'll help you from getting burned or darker. Chances are, you'll hardly be the largest one in the park and you'll never see any of those people ever again, spend your time having fun instead of worring about what you look like.
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i'm going on a royal caribbean cruise next week (enchantment of the seas) and i was wondering if the pool is salt water. if so is it all gross or is it filtered or whatever?
also what should i make sure to definitely bring, and how accessable are the rooms, like bathrooms and whatever.
thankss (link)
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The pool will most definitely be like every other pool, don't worry-- fresh water with chlorine. Make sure you bring a nice dress for dinner, yes, and everything else is made for comfort and accessibility, you'll be fine. Have fun! I wish I was going! :]
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ok so i have 2 guy friends. and i like both of them a lot. A LOT, A LOT. and they both like me back, allegedly.
and so i really dunno which one to choose. i like them both equally. and i can see myself staying with both of them a real long time.
so how do i choose which one? cuz both seem pretty upset that i cant choose. and they both no that i like both. and im afraid that they are going to gain up on me one day and be all "choose between us, now!"
:( (link)
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There's no easy way for you to get out of that situation. You could always just go with the "whoever asks first" theory... or you could agree to hang out with both, to see if you want to get more serious.
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can presidential candidates go to fortune tellers and find out if they will win the upcoming presidency? (link)
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Anybody can go to a fortune teller, but that doesn't necessarily mean that WILL happen. Fortune tellers are just people that learned a few good card tricks, really. They don't know anymore than the next person.
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my guy went down on me the other day
and like a little while in he kind of just stopped
and said 'nevermind'
was he grossed out?
i mean i can see why
but also i was wearing jeans so maybe it was really hard to get comfortable
idk im not offended but
did i do something wrong? (link)
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I'd say it'd be pretty hard for YOU to do something wrong, since he was the one trying to pleasure you. I can totally understand why you'd be confused though, so why not ask him?
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how do i erase what ive searched on google? (link)
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lolz,
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i've given a guy a hj but he didn't get a full on b*ner
[plus we couldn't finish]
is there any techniques to give a better hj?
[15/f] (link)
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To help you with your search try this site, this lady's amazing.
:]
www.talksexwithsue.com
http://www.talksexwithsue.com/sexindex.html
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Uhh can anybody explain to me what exactly is going on in Lil Wayne's song "I Feel Like Dying?"
I don't get the lyrics or what they're tryna say... (link)
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My Lawd, Lil Wayne is one of my most favorite people on this planet.
In this song, I'm pretty sure how he's talking about how drugs are wonderful once you're on them, but afterwards you pay the price.
Only once the drugs are done
I feel like dying, I feel like dying
I am sittin on the clouds
I got smoke coming from my seats
I can play basketball with the moon
I got the whole world at my feet
Playin’ touch football on Marijuana Street
Or in a marijuana field, you are so beneath my cleats
Get high, so high that I feel like lying
Down in a cigar, roll me up & smoke me cuz
(I feel like dying)
Coming down from a drug high isn't pleasant, [think of a hangover] In the beginning all he tried was marijuana, but then he started getting into bigger things,
Only once the drugs are done
I feel like dying, I feel like dying
Swimming laps around a bottle of Louie The 13th
Jumping off of a mountain into a sea of Codine
I’m at the top of the top but still I climb
And if I shall ever fall the ground will then turn to wine
Pop, Pop, I feel like flying, then I feel like frying, then
(I feel like dying)
Codeine is for pain relief, you feel really really euphoric and pleasant.
I can mingle with the stars & throw a party on Mars
I am a prisoner locked up behind Xanax bars
I have just boarded a plane without a pilot
And violets are blue, roses are red
Daisies are yellow, the flowers are dead
Wish I can give you this feeling
I feel like buying
And if my dealer don’t have no more, then
(I feel like dying)
Xanax calms you down. All of the violets are blue, roses are red, daisies are yellow, part-- well, when you're on certain drugs, colors just seem soo intense, you know? The song is pretty simple. He loves being high but hates it when its over, and hates it when he can't get his hands on more. :]
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the name bob.Why do people think its such a weird/funny/goony/idotic name for? (link)
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Because people tend to stereotype each other by their names. They tend to think of Bob as some overweight, smelly, pants not big enough/too big so they slide down to show your dirty whitey tighties plumber- type guy. I do, atleast. It's human nature, I suppose. If I were to meet a Bob that was completely the opposite of what I had in mind, though, my idea of the name would change.
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I'm going to switch birth control. Do I have to wait a week or a month before having sex? And I mean with a condom. I don't have unprotected sex, so I don't need a lecture thanks. (link)
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Disagreeing with the person below me, don't stop using the condom regardless of how much the pill is in your system. I won't lecture, just making sure that was said. Other than that, though, I agree with the person below me.
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where is a good place to find a cute prom dress?
i really want something long ut short in the front i think its cute. maybe red or pink tho!
thanks so much in advance! (link)
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Macys? http://www1.macys.com/catalog/index.ognc?CategoryID=34531&AdID=43050&LinkType=SiteAd&LinkLoc=16904&PageID=34531*1*24*-1*-1&cm_re=43.0.1-_-JUNIORSSUBADS-_-ADVERTISEMENT%20--%2043050%20--%2034531%3AProm
JCPenny? http://www.jcpenney.com/jcp/X3.aspx?DeptID=50455&CatID=55027&cmCatID=EXTERNAL|50455
David's Bridal? http://www.davidsbridal.com/prom.jsp
http://www.davidsprom.com/index.jsp
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why woman always get a cancer thing a cervical cancer thing, what CAUSE woman get them?
i think penise bang it too much, or too much partner, or it normal, that what i THINK, or sex too much?
if woman get it, how fast they get cancer all over? (link)
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Um, do what? Everyone's different. There's no set time span of how fast "they" get cancer all over. Your question didn't make any sense at all, so I'd advise you either revise it or check google.
And if nothing else, talk to your doctor.
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13/f
i have to wear panty liners EVERYDAY.
and its so annoying...
is there anyway to stop discharge..?
besides going to the gyno?
and with out parents help? (link)
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Don't wear panty liners EVERY day, if you can. It isn't healthy for your skin down there. You can't stop the discharge, but you probably will get used to it. Eventually, you're going to get to a day or two where your discharge is light or you don't have any. That day, don't wear one.
Sorry,charlie.
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What does "popped the cherry" and "cunt" and "bumblef*ck" mean?
thankss (link)
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Popping your cherry- thats breaking your hymen [some say its a sign of lost virginity]
The second one- thats just a vulgar term used for saying vagina;; or it's an insult to someone.
The third one- well, I've actually never heard of that one.
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My boyfriend and I have been going out for 8 months and ever since a few months ago i have been feeling so bad after he leaves when we hang out. I dont know why and I am very confused. Hanging out with him makes me feel like crap. I think it's because we do too much making out and stuff and not enough fun stuff. I wish i can change that but I am usually the one to start doing that. I can't help myself i guess but it's not worth it later because i am in the worst mood ever. Help? (link)
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Kiss him when you want to, stop when you don't want to kiss him anymore. Go someplace that you'd feel awkward just being all over each other nonstop. Hang around a big group of people. Go to the mall. Go to a park. Go to the beach. Anything and everything you haven't done before- do it.
Remember communication, though. Don't just leave him out in the cold cause you don't want to be sexual. Tell him what you're thinking.
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My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 5 months now. I usually don't do the whole "relationship" thing because I get bored easily and I use to be a really big flirt; which by the way I couldn't help. Anywho, I really love my boyfriend and want to be with him forever. He plays sports, like football and wrestling, so we can only hangout on certain days. I would never cheat, not in million years, but sometimes I feel like he doesn't quite understand me. I get irritated a lot because I can't see him whenever I want to, and sometimes i'll get mad at him for something he can't help. A lot of times he doesn't consider my feelings But I guess what i'm saying is how do I stay interested and only focused on him? (link)
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Make the most of your time when you're with him, plain and simple. Do special things together, go see and do things you like together, find new things in common to keep conversation going.
Chances are, if you're young, you won't last- that's life. If you last, lovely; if you don't, that's okay too.
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