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i give up... you ppl asking quesitons.... its stupid... yur questions r so simple.... and just not needed... sex.... does she/he like me?.... shold i do this?.... its up to you! its yur life! live it and make up yur mind, u sholdn't have others living it for you... i dont think i'll back back soon... not at least to answer a question.....

To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said,
"I miss you"?

I see your picture,
I smell your skin on
The empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days,
But already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care,
And I miss you.


i miss you shelby..... i made that last one for you.... i wanna come back..... cherish the times we had cause you neva no if we'll be lucky enough to re-live them.... i love you.....
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Hey Do you have to know everyone in a band inorder to listen to them?
Like say i liekd a band and i listened to them...do i have to know every person in it and wat insturment they play?
Kay thanx
Ill rate (link)
of course not! i love tons of bands and dont no everbodies names. but i guess it could be good to realate to them with your friends i guess. but no, you dont.


every time i run the mile for P.E. i get these painful cramps while running and even if i stretch before running i still get cramps. what type of stretches should i use to prevent the cramps? (link)
there are to causes of cramps. when u dont strethc, and youd so it's not that, and if your body doesnt have enough pottasium. pottasium is wat keeps your muscles moving and working. so the more pottasium you eat, aka bananas, u shouldn't have nemore cramps. hope i helped


My older sister is 17 and tonight (a few minutes ago) she came home from her friends house and her room & clothes - everything - reaked soo bad of cigarette smoke. When i confronted her about it she told me "yeah i know, Nikki`s [the girls house she went to] house smells like that." I dont know Nikki that well but should i believe me sister? I mean, i dont even think i need to nark on her. My parents will find out eventually. But, what do i do??? (link)
well chances are she was smoking. cuase the smell of ones clothes doesn't very easily go to anothers persons clothes. a specially if she reaks. so chances are she was smoking and if she wasn't she was 2nd hand smoking, where the other ppl smoke and she inhails wat they exhail.


ok, so my best friend's boyfriend raped her, and i don't know what to do. i know i should tell someone, but she's being dumb, and saying it was her fault, but when you get down to the point SHE WAS RAPED. i don't want her to be mad at me, but i should tell someone right? either that, or i could kill him, but i wouldn't do that. so help????!!!!! please. thanks everyone
Sincerely,
Confused concerned friend (link)
omg tell the police! its a serious crime! of course you should tell! rape is the kind of thing that screws up a persons life. go tell sumbody now!!


I have never really understood how the feet move/feet positions (Where they are) while slowdancing. Can somebody explain it to me? (link)
when it comes to slow dancing there isn't really a big movment in your feet. you usually sway with eachother. usnless there is a different thing your talkin about, thats all i no of.


see theres this guy at school and hes really hot...we never really talk but sometimes he shows interest in me and i know i have an interest in him, but we've never really actually talked, sometimes i feel like shy around him and my face gets a bit hot, so then i dnt want to talk to him with my face red...but like my bff she said she liked him a bit, but shes extremely shy...like when she likes a guy, she jus obsesses over him and freaks out everytime hes near, but she never really does anything...so ya i dont want to tell her i like him...because i kno this is all jus gonna come around and bite me in tha a$$...i really want to get to know him better even only as friends...how do i do that?!
thx... (link)
well you just gotta talk to him. and even tho your friend likes him, it doesn't mean she atomatically gets dibbs on him. the only way you can make him a better friend is for you to talk to him. and if you talk with a blushing face, that will give him a sign that you like him. and then maybe if your lucky he'll ask you out.


I'v always had low self esteem and latley i'v been feeling a little better about myself. I always wish how i had a bf or someone who cares about me like that but i never ask guys anything cuz im to shy. I'm kinda the type of girl who mostly has guy friends but not the really hott popular ones because im to shy to talk to them. I'd just like to have someone there for me thats more then a friend but i never think that anyone will like me. I hate having low self esteem and i try to do things to help it but nothing ever works. is there a way to make me feel better about myself besides a "make over" cuz im not tha girly and its juss not my thing, and is there a way to maybe get noticed more? (link)
well i think that dont always have to go out wit the famous kids. cause that usually puts more pressure on you, and in the end will make you feel even worse is u mess up on accident. so if you want a bf you might consider the ones you already know. but if you dont like any of them and you really wanna go out wit a famous popular guy i guess your just gonna have to show them that your wat they need. even if it seem scary. the only way to concure your fears is to live them. i hope i did good!


what are the best shoes to wear when you're wearing a denim miniskirt and white knee high socks? (link)
platform shoes?


Like...see i jus moved to a diff place last summer... and ive been here at my new school ever since. ive jus been realy sad at times because i really miss my friends and like the old life i used to have and everythin and i jus wish i had someone to look to for support...like a shoulder to lean on..like a guy, so i can really feel happy here...like i dnt wanna say i have found bad friends but like my bff shes like really unsure of herself and really shy and most of the time im the one helpin her with advice... i mean shes really nice...but ya like shes not the most "stable" person to lean on if u know wat i mean. like there are tons of ppl (guys) who seem interested in me, but yet seem distracted...or somewhat scared of me. like they try and like talk to me, but not really...and when they do i feel all like red in my face for sum odd reason...i mean like...im a sorta shy person...especially when it comes to guys but i really want a guy to at least be friends with...
plz help! i feel so lost sumtimes... (link)
well yur just gonna have to go out there and start makin friends. even though you greatly miss your friends from the last place you lived doesn't mean that your goin to go back. so you need to make sum friends and make where you live right now as close to your old home as possible! so get out there, make new friends!


a lot of my friends tell me to dump my boyfriend because hes hurt me a lot. but hes also made me so much happier. i dont know what to tell them to stop them from telling me what to do. no matter what they say im not going to leave him. i'd rather die first. literaly. it just gets annoying when they do this to me. its getting me mad at my friends which makes my boyfriend mad at them because i get mad at them. and i havent had too good of friends in the past either. we've been going out for 1 1/2 years. i dont know what to tell them. any ideas? (link)
tell them that even though he hurts you sumtimes, he also makes you happy even more. its not their choice. it's all up to you and since it's up to you, you should just ignore them and live life wit your bf. over time they'll stop, and get bored of trying to break you two up.


i really dont know what to do...i hate my stepdad i just cannot stand him his such an asshole..and i told me mom and she knows i hate him..and when his friends are over he acts like hes all bad and shit..hes nuthin, and he told me today when its rainin and thundering outside to go and mow the yard...my mom argues with him all the time because hes a lil selfish bitch and he does nuthin for other people...he thinks he gots it all good cause he doesnt have to pay for the house cause my real dad does...i have a choice of moving to my dads house but i dont want to break my moms heart...what should i do?i have really thought about killing him...lol..i mean ill come home with really nice clothes and he'll be like wheres mine..i mean he trys to joke around sometimes but i just want him to know i do not like him... (link)
well if you dont like him, and your mom aruge with him all the time, kick him out! hes got no right to be mooching off of yur family! your mom must really like him or sumthing. but i would bring it up with your mom more often. she's the one with the power to kick that bastards ass outta the door. now go get yur house back!


Hey Aaron!

Okay so I have these friends who I got in a big fight with a little while ago. Now we are pretty much okay, except that there is this other girl who keeps telling us lies and trying to get us to fight again. What should i do about her?
-Erin! (link)
ok... if all of you now that she is lieing than just ingore her. theres no reason to pay attention to her if she lies to you! so dont talk to her unless it's sumthin less other than the fight thing. and eventually she will get bored and stop. usless everything she was saying was really true... than i guess you would have to say srry. lol. glad to be of service


how do you let a guy know that u like him, but now being to obvious but by giving him little hints so maybe he will ask you out? (link)
compliments always work... talking to him more... these kinda things will give hints to him that you like him. but it's important that you know that he likes you too, or else he'll see you as sum wierd girl. then you neva gonna get a chance to ask him out. hope i helped in sumway.


if u give good advice right now ill rate you five!

my cousin who is like one of my best friends is a little theift...she steals from my sister and me all the time she got caught stealing from walmart...well this girl(we'll call her bob) bob thought my cousin was her friend...but that night my cousin was at her cousins b'day and she took bobs cell phone and took it apart and hid it in her cousins bathroom...she told me and i thoguht how could she do something like that! so like to weeks later, last night i was on the internet and so was bob...and if ur cell was stolen and taken apart wouldnt you like to no where it is... well i told bob where it was and bob told my cousins cousin who told my cousins brother whose dad was looking at my cuzs bros ims and saw what it said and so now my cousin is pissed at me...should i say sorry for doing the right thing!!!plzz help me (link)
heck no! you cuz is is really mest up. it's not your fault she steals and breaks crap. she would of been caught anyways. so you got no reason to give her your any comfort or nethin like that or she'll do it again. srry if i sound like inraged, but she got no right and or reason to be doin that crap.


I really didn't know what category to but this under but here is the question does anyone have any GOOD fundraising ideas to help raise money for the American Cancer Society? Thanks for all your help I need as many ideas as I can get. (link)
well selling like food or snacks at a big get together like at skool and stuff, where the parents and kids will beable to buy stuff. and another thing is would could be like those santas and walk around saying its for the A.C.S. but u need sumthing or sumone to prove that your not lieing.


How do I get my gf to think im "sweet" and really hang out with me alot? movies? talk on phone alot? what should i do?? I RATE REALLY HIGH!


=) (link)
if you be yourself and always compliment her, she will think highly of you, but dont always talk about her looks, talk about her personality. talking to her a lot and talking about her will work. but compliments is the biggest thing you wanna focus on.


Whats the best way to dump your boyfriend? thanx (link)
ive noticed that most girls dump there boyz by havin there friends doin it, and that dont work, i no. the best way is to tell him in person and tell him why. cuase i neva get told why. lol good luck wit dat.


I'm taking the advice of those who answered my last question; I went through alot of stress dealing with problems wth one guy and a relationship that was almost official but flopped over and blew up in my face. Besides I'd like to have a boy friend.
Thing is there aren't lots of choices. I don't like asking guys straight up front to be with me, I'd rather pull them on gradually. Is this the right way to do it? And is it better to seek someone in your own social group, people you all ready know? I don't like any one romantically right now, but what kind of traits make a guy dateable, and how can you tell he might be made to like you over time? (link)
the right way is your way. if you like to edge them on first than that how you do it. their is no right or wrong way. unless you like a freak or some jerk, not sayin you are. usually it's better for the person to be from your social group because that means he's got things in common with you already and you know eachother so you wont have those "dramatic pauses". a good trait in a guy is to see if he likes you more for who you are than just looks, and you also have to like his personality for it to truely work. srry i dont get your last question cause it's like worded wrong, but i hope my other info helped you.


There's a 'rock event' (like a disco but with rock music) that goes on in my town every month or so, and most of my mates go to it. Out of the seven of us, five go (I don't). This place has a really bad rep. and most people who go there drink, smoke and do drugs, but of course my friends parents have NO IDEA about this. All of my five friends who go have gotten into smoking, and two of them are serious binge drinkers. One guy I know but am not great friends with also goes to this place and has gotten into illegal drugs, as has one girl I was kinda 'hi in the hallway' friends with, and she got expelled and charged by the police for it. Now my problem is, I will NOT stand by and watch my friends slowly kill themselves with a load of alcohol, drugs and cigarettes, but how can I stop them? I can't say anything about how dangerous it is because that's like preaching and they know the dangers but don't care. I am thinking of breaking friends with them...three of them are moving into my house in a couple of months and I have told the two of them moving in with me that smoke and drink that they can forget moving in if they think they can smoke in my house and they just laughed. I don't want to preach and I know if they don't want to stop I can't make them...but what do you think I should do? I am NOT standing by and watching them die. There's also the added problem that I am extremely asthmatic and being in a house with smokers would (I've checked this with a doctor) kill me within a month, but my friends won't listen to this either. I love them all loads but I am not putting up with this any more and I am not putting my life on the line because they are too selfish to stop smoking. CAN I make them see sense? Or should I just break friends and move on?
Thanks!! (link)
i have to say that you should forget them and not let any of them move in with oyu unless they dont smoke or drink or anythin like that. i think you should unless your willing to give preaching a try. cause judging by how addicted they are i dont think that they'll ever quit and if they do... it wont be soon... i srry that you might have to leave your really good friends. but aparently... they dont care about wat you think.


Hey, I don't know what to download, so can anyone just recommend some songs that just fit the kind of like "chillin" mood? Preferably hip hop/rap... (link)
well a good song thats lower key or is "the worlds gone mad" by handsome boy modeling group i not that big in hip/hop rap but i no the good ones




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