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so i just got a page for the advicenators and how do you make things bold or italic and make the hearts. and for the links for myspace how do you make the links without showing the address like you just want it to say "myspace". i was also wondering how you can get layouts for it. thanks alot.

For the hearts, the code is.. & hearts ; (take away the spaces).For bold, you do.. < b > yourtextgoeshere < / b >
(just get ride of all the spaces.) Its the same for italices, strikeout, or underline.. but im not sure if they work on advicenators. If you want to get it to not show the actuall adress when you have your link,
< a href=" LINK HERE"> Wwhat you want it to say here < / a >.
Then just get rid of all the spaces again. For the layouts, I did mine myself. I just chose a background color, and I put that as the photo I wanted for the background (those stripes). But when you go to "column settings" theres is a link that they have backgrounds for you to choose from, that is easier to get. Sorry if this was confusing, i.m me at HONEYBUNS9223 and i will be alot easier to show you the codes cause they wont activate on aim. Hope this helped and good luck with your column =)

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Okay, so i like this one kid who i have never met in person. He is my cousins best freind. And well we are supposed to hang out on thursday. And well i dont know if he is going to make a move. because on the phone he was like what would do i did make a move and all that. and i told him i probably wouldnt care. So should i try flirting with him? or what. also this sounds stupid but how do yu "flirt" ?
by the way. im 14

Sure try flirting with him, but make sure that even if you know hes your cousins friend and all, just make sure hes not going to harm you at all like any creep over the internet can do. When your fliriting, you can nudge him and smile at him with a little grin and giggle and what you think flirting is. I thnk of flirting as cute things, if you know what i mean? Hope this helped.
Katie, ♥

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Im a 15 year old girl, my boyfriend and I want to have "phone sex" but i don't know how, so how do you like what do you say and stuff?thanks bunches

Im no big expert on phone sex, but basically its just telling what you would do if you would be having real "inperson" sex. If you've ever experimented with cyber sex, then I guess its like that but saying it on the phone. I guess you can be like, "Im touching myself right now", or say what your wearing. But if your not to sure on phone sex, and you dont feel ready, you should just tell your boyfriend that.. Im sure he'll understand. I hope this helped =).
Katie, ♥

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ok i started cutting about 6 or 7 months ago and ive stopped inbetweensometimes but it seems like a cant stop for good.. i need help im scared too go to a doctor or to even tell my parents.. what should i do??

If you feel like you need help, then you shuold go to the doctor or tell your parents. But if you think you can stop, keep trying to not cut and just tell yourself that you dont need to cut. Its more what you feel is best for you, if you think that you'll end up cutting again then maybe try telling someone you trust. Hope this helped.

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ok im a girl and im 14 well my boyfriend wants me to talk nasty with him and i really dont no how...i know that sounds stupid but yea, and he wants me to kiss him but i dont know how to do that either...sry if those were stupid question but please help me.thanks

Its not a stupid question dont worry about it. Well Im not sure how to really talk nasty but you could try saying stuff like how horny you are or how much you want him, haha sorry if that sounds weird. You can probaly see how people talk dirty by watching movies or tv shows, etc. Now about the kissing,
http://www.sextutor.com/kissing.shtml
Try going there, you can get tips on kissing and I think that that site gives good pointers. Hope this helped.
Katie, ♥

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im kadie. and im 11 ♥

hey. so i read your a cheerleader. and i was wondering if you tumble..... anyways if you do i have a question bout it.. okay so my name is kadie (yours is too =) but with a 't' . hehe) i have been in tumbling like since i was 9. and i am really trying to get my full. like it looks pretty easy since i guess im pretty good.. but i just dont get it.. if you could help me. i would really appreciate it =] thanks a bunch ;)

♥ KaDiE

11 year old doing fulls, thats impressive- i got mine when I was 12 =). So you need help with twisting? Okay well when you twist, my tumbling instructor first told me to do a layout on the trampoline, and then I see the ground to clap my hands (and make sure your layouts are straigh and you dont pike at the end cause then it will eventually make your fulls look bad). So you do a layout and when you see the trampoline or matt or whatever, clap.. you clap when you see the ground because that is when your suppost to start twisting. Then if your doing these on the trampoline, do another layout and clap to the side you twist to.. so I twist to the right so when I see the ground I clapped to the right. Then after you do that a few times, do another layout, clap to the side you twist to, then turn your head to that side. But make sure your not twisting right when you jump into your full cause then you'll be twisting too early. When I worked on making my fulls better, I was scared to wait to twist cause I thought i would fall on my head, but my instrustor told me that if you twist to late then you shouldnt fall on your neck or anything and you'll only end up twisting like half way around or 3/4's. And when you twist you pull up with your chest and arms and then just twist. Theres more things I can tell you, but if i do it might be a wasste cause Im not sure what you already know about twist and what you dont know. So please just I.m me at HONEYBUNS9223 and I'll give you more tips on fulls. Hope this helped and sorry if it was confusing at all cause its kind of hard to teach tumbling without actually showing someone in person.
Katie, ♥

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ok so tere is this girl i like and she told me she kinda likes me and i like her too. but i think she diggs this other guy too... i really really like her, so how do i get her to like me more?

Hang around with her more and be yourself around her, cause if you act like someone your not and she falls for that personality, you'll have to deal with trying to be yourself and she might not like that personality as much as the personality you pretended to have.. (sorry if that was confusing). Talk to her and hang out with each other and dont try to just get with her for action either, cause if a girl finds out thats the only reason you were around her she'll either be pissed or hurt.. well i would think that. Just be yourself. Hope this helped.
Katie, ♥

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well for the last question.. what is eating out anyway?

Eating out is another word for oral sex to a woman.
http://www.sexdictionary.info/eatingout.html
there is a site on it and it gives you details on it and explains it more. Hope this helped.

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My girlfreind want me to eat her out after we have sex We dont use a condom cause she is on Depro needle . My wuestion is would i be cosidered gay cause i eat my own sperm out of her

I bet you wouldnt be considered gay cause Im sure guys do it with their girlfriends im sure, and you don't have to tell people if you feel like you'll be called gay. Hope this helped.

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hey.. i have a question. does it feel good to be fingered? like.. do you think or heard it does or do you actually know it does?

Well, im not sure i'd like to share that information with a person who i might not even know. It shouldd feel good, thats why people do it. But for some girls it might hurt or be weird or unplesent cause maybe they have never had anything like that happen or they have never done anything with their parts down there. But if a guy does it right, then im sure a girl would injoy it. Probably depends more on the girls opinion on how she likes it. Hope this helped.

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hey katiee.
well, somethings been bothering mee lately.
and i dont know if i can like sum this up
in 2000 words. because its kind of hard. . but oh well. ill try

I know how you feel when you have someone you love, hating you, trust me. Maybe you should try explaining to him what happened.. and how hurt you are and what you went threw. I went threw something kind of like this. So basically you just want him to be okay with you? I would just say to try and tell him what happened basically and if that doesnt work, just keep trying to get over him. I wish so badly that I could make people not hate each other for reasons like this, but sometimes you just cant. But i mean this when i say i know what your going threw too. But your not stupid for trying to get over him, cause thats what you should be doing when you want to not hurt anymore, and you want to be able to be your happy self again. By trying to get over him, you were helping yourself in the long run, cause really- if you kept liking him, how are you going to like someone new? How are you going to be happy ever again when you find out he has a girlfriend and your left in the dust with nothing but a broken heart? So your not stupid for trying to get over him. Theres not really much you can do in a situation like this but tell him what you side of the story is. Im sorry that i can't tell you how to make him like you, i wish i could do that for people.. but if you want to i.m me at HONEYBUNS9223- im always here to talk to cause I can relate to whats happeneing to you. So feel free to talk to me or contact me or what not. I reallyyy hope this helped.
Love, katie ♥

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Hey I saw that one of your favorite categories was sex so I was wondering if you could help me out. What are head jobs, hand jobs, and blow jobs? I`ve heard a little about all of them, but I found out my friend is giving them to her boyfriend and shes only 13. Do you mind telling me what they are?

Instant message me at HONEYBUNS9223, or message my myspace if you have one.. cause Im not sure if Im able to explain on this site.
You can go to www.sextutor.com. It gives tips on that stuff.. but if you want to know what it is just i,m me okay? and I'll feel bad if you never find out. You can always google these things too. Please i.m me so i dont want to leave your questoin unanswered.

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okay well my boyfriend is younger then me like he is in a dif grade but like only but some mounths you get? well i dont find it a problem but he is really shy i guess you could say he isnt like other boys all sweet to their girlfriend and stuff he doesnt get serious and my friend talked to him bout that like i didnt even tell her n e thign she could tell and he said he'd change but i dont want him to change it would just be nice if he got a lil serious more often and i really like him and i show it he doesnt really show that he likes me and it would be nice if he did but i dont wonna change him like i want him to be himself but he has to remmeber that he is in a relationship i dont if he acts this way becuase he is younger or what but i dont should i want to change him a bit since we are goin out or should i not like i dont know he always acts like we are just friends it bothers me. should it? i dk if i should talk to him bout it or what.i know it doesnt seem like a question but im just so confused.

Well if your in like in 7th grade and hes in 6th grade, then its kind of hard to be serious cause you are still younge. Maybe don't say for him to take the relationship more serious, cause im sure if your younge then its not that that serious. But if its older than you could say that. Try telling him that you love who he is and you don't want him to be or act any diofferent than he normally is, but you just feel like he doesnt like you alot cause he doesnt really show it. If he is shy then it might be kind of hard cause .. well hes shy. This question was kind of hard for me to understand so if i didnt answer it right just ask again.. hope this helped.

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I got a C- in algebra (a honors course) and my mom told me i was a screw-up. She said that I was basically a failure in life. She out me in this class (I wasn't supposed to be in honors) and I didn't quite understand the concepts... it took me a long time to understand. My mom is extremly mad and I don't know what to do but it's making me very upset.

You should try telling her that, tell her that you didnt understand honnors and that your you, and thats the best you can be. I bet your not a screw up and your just a normal kid. Its more your moms fault for putting you in honors classes. Hope this helped.

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okay so me and my boyfriend just broke up. and i want to get over him because hurt me pretty bad. and its really hard for me to let go. i always think about him,i try really hard to stop but its just not working. im thinking maybe i should stop talking to him, but i dont know if i could force myself to do that. i need help plz.

Try hanging around other guys that you can start to like, or just that can help you get over him. Maybe dont talk to him as much so you wont think about him as much. Good luck, hope this helped.

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i hate everyone
they hate me
i give up on life
never see you again
bye forever

Dont even say that, cause nothing is worth your life.

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SO theres this girl named katie.. im like so in love with her.. you dont even no.

JK. i do love her but not sexually.
she makes me horney when she tacklers me lmao.

goodtimes . just sayin hi

Hahahaha Stephhyy! Hey babe, i love you tons, you make me.. yeahh ;). xo

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whats a yeast infection? and how do you get it?

A yeast infection is an infection in a womans vagina. I dont know alot about them, so here is a site you can read up on..
http://www.msu.edu/user/eisthen/yeast/
For more ppages, you can google yeast infections.

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i have a few misquoto bites on my vagina. they itch incredibly bad. how can i get it to stop?

Maybe try not itching them. Im not sure if you should put anything on there cause it might give you a worse rash. Go to the doctor or ask your mom, or someone.

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okay, here`s my problem.
my current boyfriend jordan went out with my best-friend hannah for about 2 months, then they broke up, and 1 month later he asked me out. and the thing is, hannah and jordan will talk on the phone all of the time. he talks to her more than he talks to me. and i`m getting kindof jealous. now, she still likes him, but he`s over her. and the only time i talk to jordan is when i call him. so basically, how can i make it so that they don`t talk as much and me and jordan talk more?
also, she`s been my best friend for 10 years, they`ve been friends for about 1 year, and he`s been my boyfriend since march, i don`t want to lose either one.
aaallsssso; she`ll talk to him about her problems more than she will with me.

thanks alot in advance, i L0VE your column.

Hm, maybe try telling them how you feel. You might be scared to loose them, but if shes your real friend and he really cares about you, dont you think that they'd be afraid to loose you too. Maybe tell Hannah that you feel that she thinks she cant talk to you and you should let her no that she can talk to her probelems with you and not just Jordan. You can tell Jordan that you feel that there might be something happening between him and Hannah and that your getting kind of jealous. Or just say what you feel, take the risk. You never know what can happen, but im sure its better then getting upset about it and keeping your feelings inside you. I really hope this helps, if you need more advice ask again or just i.m me alright? And thank you so much for loving the column, that made my day. =)

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