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Some people describe me as a bitch. My gosh boo hoo. I think I give great advice unless you ask me stupid questions like.....can you marry a banana, wtf is that? haha it makes me think you are on some wacked out drugs I wanna try. Anyway to get down to the point I'm just here to help people, I pretty much know anything there is to known, I actually pay attention in school.

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hey im fat and short and cant find any jeans to fit me right, i have tons of jeans but theyre all too baggy in the back part of my leg like behind the knee and stuff. anyone have any suggestions on where i can get jeans to fit MY body type easily? i wear like size 16 in WOMEN and im 5'3. so tell me thanks.

hey I am about the same size as you, and I get like more than most of all my clothes at gordmans, they have the CUTEST clothes, in ALL different sizes!


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Alright, I'm a girl who just started shaving her legs...and anyways how often do you change your blade? I have no idea! O've had it for about 1 monthes..which seems REALLY long...please tell me I need riiiiiiiight away

after ever 5th shave fo sho!! I read it in a 17 magazine!

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does any body want to be my diet buddy? if you are on a diet then we can do it together and stuff. so we IM eachother when were bored, etc. also, we can give eachother tips and stuff. itll be fun and helpful. dont think im a weirdo, my friends just dont think i need to b on a diet, but i just dont want to GET heavy. so yea. lol. k later babes

i'll be your diet buddy! i already lost 50lbs! and i need to loose like 50 more! haha

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Okay, I went on this pill, and it caused me to gain 12 pounds...*sigh* I've been on it several times before, and this is the only time it's caused a weight gain.
I'm 5'4"ish and I weigh 125 pounds. I don't know if I am overweight or not, but I feel like it. The thing is, I don't look it. I look like I weigh my old weight (113), but I FEEL heavy. I felt so much better at 113. It sucks, and it's really upsetting me 'cause I've always kind of had issues with weight...my dad's obese and I was overweight in 6th grade - like, this is what I weighed then, and I was overweight. I had just gotten comfy with my body when this happened...grr...
While it's good to know that I don't look overweight and my boyfriend can still lift me with one arm, the way I feel is still upsetting.
How long does it take for water weight to...go away? Is there anything I can do to fix this? I have a good diet, and I get excercise...or do I really just have to wait it out? My doctor said when I stopped the prednisone, the weight would kind of drop off, but I don't want to wait that long. Help me out, if you can.

ok, 125 pounds aint nothin girl. you need to gain sooo much much more..I weight 295 pounds and im so fucking sexy all of the boyz wanna hit dat ass of mine, why would you want to be skinny? Skinny gurls have no ass!and u have no ass too if you weight 125 pounds cmon you gotta eat soo much more

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alright well whenever i get upset i feel the need to cause myself pain. sometimes i do and sometimes i just cry. and i used to cut but i dont anymore and im never going to again so that will not be a way of hurting myself...but i want to know if there's anyway to control these feelings. i really dont want to end up hurting myself badly. but i get upset do easily...i dont know im just so confused.

If you get the feeling you want to hurt yourself, go do something physical like running, weight lifting, or wood cutting. But if you really feel the need to cause some pain, do it to other people. No need to hurt yourself when there are others.

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Hi well see I met this guy from Paris, France, well he is sweet and everything , but my boyfriend dosnt like him , he said if I talked to him that he would break up with me , what do I do?Plz
help

Don't talk to him. The french aren't worth it anyway, he'll just end up getting you smashed off of cheap whine, knock you up when you are asleep, and then give cigarettes to your baby.

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ok im datin this girl and she is the most amazing girl n the world...ive never met someone like her and i dont wanna meet another....i mean she is beautiful, smart, funny, crazy, she speaks her mind....and omg...i could go on 4ever...she makes me feel like i can do anything..when im talkin to her my heart beats, i get all nervous and i end up sayin stupid things....god she's gods specail angel...he made her sooooo specail. but n e way...i feel that i could fall n love with this girl but im afraid b/c i alwasy get hurt. i know she would never mean to hurt me...but what if it happens? i could see my self n love with this girl n a few months...and i dont wanna fuck up...what should i do?

MY BRILLIAN ANSWER ( since i am super smart! ): This girl seems like one of a kind, but the real question is, does she feel the same about you? Everybody has there special angel, well so they think, a few times in your life you will fall in love, but you will never 4-get that person they will always be in you heart. She or may not be your soul mate I dont know.

Just treat her right, maybe like you would a flower? Cause girls are very fragile! HANDLE WITH CARE MOTHA FUCKA! haha

Just treat her special, don't treat her like you would other girls cause than she won't feel special, she will just feel like one of them, and do sweet things, but don't over do it, because sometimes girls don't like alot of sweet things ( in a small period of time it crowds them ) Don't get jelous over stupid things, call her when its unsuspectid, but be protective sometimes be like "MY GIRLFRIEND NOT YOURS!"

If she is forgiving " which i kinda feel she is " you won't fuck up just DONT CHEAT! and DONT LIE! about stupid stuff and you will be fine!

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am i suppose to shave them i did liek 2 times but my sister said i wasent suupose to and im liek how the hell would you know?>..... and then she said she has a mangina but the point is am i suppose to shave im 13 male

You don't have to shave, most guys don't shave
Really the only time a guy shaves if the girl askes him to. Most guys like Hairy balls

haha its the truth

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Hey Everyone..k i have a really weird problem..i can not do a push up. any tips? maybe im not doing it correctly or something? ive tried but like just one pushup takes so much effort, and i can barely do one! please help! thanks!

what about girl push ups?
I couldent do push ups either, but I started doing girl push ups to build up my arm muscles so now I can actually do a few right push-ups.

ok well girl push ups are when you are on your knees, instead of on your toes, and when you go down its just the same make sure your arms go down at a 90 degree angle. do about 8-10 for bout a week and each week encrease, and when you are doing like 20-30 try doing regular push ups! trust me you will see great improvment

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somebody help!

i really like my b/f. i think i love him. i know ppl say oh you dont know what love is when your 13. but i cant talk or breathe around him. and when he touches me i get chills up my spine. heres the problem. ppl r always tellin me hes cheatin and i dont know who to believe my b/f or my best frends?i mean i want to believe him but i think it mite be true because whenever we go to this dance place these same girls are all over him and he doesnt do anything he like ignores me.....i dont know what to do. i have tryed to break up with him but wen i try i cant i think im in love...plzz help

from confused!!!!!

here is what you do, dump his ass! and if he calls you up and wants you back, than he wasent! and if he dont call ya get your self someone worth while hun

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this is kinda weird but i shave my bikini because um i dont want hair showing when i wear a bathing suit and this time i have little red shaving bumps that look kinda weird and itch really bad but its weird bc i dont get shaving bumps on my legs but anyways how do i make them go away is eucerin lotion good?

ya i get that to
until i figured out i was doing it wrong than it went away haha!

Ok well you need shaving creme for shure
usally bumps accure when the razzor is bad, you supposed to replace the blade after every 5 shaves. usally it itches when hait grows back. Shaving in one way is the plus, shave in the opposite dirrection the hair is growing, and when you are done, its lotion time!

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Ok, Like i usally wear a size 3 in jenes, but latley my thighs have gotten so big, that i have had to start wearing a 7!Is there anything that can make my thighs any smaller?And also, I wouldn'y mind losing my pooch either.I rate high!

ok question, have you been gainweight? have you been eatting that extra cookie? tisk tisk tisk...


or if your are just starting puberty you tend to get bigger. like does it feel like fat on your theighs?


ok here is what i did! ( trust me i know what i am talking about i have lost bout 80 lbs )

running,lunges w/ weights are the best for the theighs. and for that tummy do stumach crunches DO THEM PROPERLY! dont lace your fingers, and make sure you keep your chin at lest a softballs length from your chest, do bout 200-300 before you go to bed, maybe like 100 every 10 min. or if you want to go for a full toning up session try polities with hand weights its and awsome video/dvd!

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okay everytime ive been using the bathroom and when i wipe.. this gooey slimey brownish reddish stuff comes out..i dont know what it is can you tell me what it is.. and if its because imm goingto start my period soon (i never started yet)
THANKS!

i saw in the next 1-2 days your gonna have your pmsing mood swings girl! haha congrats! i wouldent start with tampons start with pads, only go to a tampon when you are ready ok? cause sometimes they can be a biotch, have a nice next 30-40 years till menopause ^_^

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I'm going to be a freshman this year, but a few years back, when I was a sixth and seventh grader, I was constantly teasted by this boy who called be bighead (ok, so my head is bigger than normal). During eigth grade when he left for high school, it was the best year. He used to tease me, and when I told him to stop he'd just laugh. Ignoring him didn't work either. Now I'm worried he's going to be up to his old habits again. How should I handle this? By the way, there is no way I can go to the guidance counselor or tell an adult, I just can't, so please tell me how i can handle this myself.


I'm female/ 14, and no, he doesn't have a crush on me.

Well usally people mature when they go into highschool. But in this case if he don't i recommend since your going to be a freshman and all just don't talk back to him ok? freshman are at the bottom of the food chain they have always been, there is no changing it so it will more than likely be bad no matter what. but your highschool shouldent be small, like the middle schools were so the best advice i can give you is to avoid him, i think if your highschool is a pretty fair size even between 500-900 ppl it should be pretty fairly easy.


p.s. i'm sorry if i dident help!

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Iam 13 and my Dad still doesnt know I know about sex. Im not even sure he knows Ive started my period.(I live with him but I go shopping for stuff like that when I go to my moms)How can I tell him. I already feel uncomfortable around him enough. And to know he knows all this stuff that ive known for so long and didnt tell him makes me feel weird. How do I brake the news???

He probably already knows you have it, or else he is just figureing that your mom has already taking care of all that stuff, because that is what the mother is supposed to do, maybe do don't know this maybe you want to ask your mom if your dad knows? just to save your the embrassisment

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i want to be an exchange student in england (i live in the u.s.)
is there a exchange thing online that you dont have to pay to go there with there program?
i just want to go a semester.
or is there a place that is cheapest?
I'll rate high!

Ya I was going to be in that to, and you have to have like REALLY good grades, and have a certain GPA and all this stuff, and how it works is someone takes your spot and they take yours. The school pays for it and everything. I believe you have to be a junior or Senior to be in the program, and you have to talk to your counsiler to get even started going though the process

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um, i am a virgin and all. and thats kinda the problem. most of my freinds arent virgins, and i get made fun of. even my father had sex when he was like 12. and its driving me practilly INSANE! im sixteen years old, and i "enjoy" myself almost daily. i am speaking the embarassing truth. one of the minor reasong why i bought a computer was so i could look up porn. and i tell myself all the time ill stop "enjoying" myself once i actually have sex. and thats put me at ease for awhile. i mean, other that that i ok, besides sucking my thumb.one time, a prostistute was asking if i wanted a good time, and as sad as it may sound, i was saeiously considering it. and thats when i knew i had issues. so the actual question would be: do i have problems? is this humane? shold i go out and see a shrink? please, this took alot of courage to admit this, so, please,dont judge me.

phh ur father is like a pimp dude haha, j/p


Don't be ashamded ok? Your just like in your horny stages of live and like thing " oh man if i dont get laid my life it over!" well thats not true, porn was put on this earth for a reason hun. To give you something to think about, THINK OF ALL THE AIDS AND STDS THAT ARE GOING AROUND IN AMERICA TODAY! CAUSE AMERICAN GIRLS DONT KNOW HOW TO KEEP THERE LEGS CLOSED! (ya lets not do this to my world ok? thank u..)


It's kinda of a inside thing i always say in school, all my friends say i am like in my own little world, but like my own little world still consists of the ppl outside of it. so if the aids are on the real world there gonna be in my world 2! lol

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i was wondering if anyone could tell me about how much it would cost me to redo my room.

it is curently light purple and i want to repaint it prob orange or anyother bright color like that(room 12x12). i also want to buy a new conforter, sheets, bed skirt and those things you hang on your windows(not blinds). im prob going to get the bed stuff(twin bed) from either pbteen kohls or a place like that. doesnt anyone have a ruff idea on how much that would cost me. please dont say depends on what i get. i just want an estimate. i would also like shipping included in the estimate because im prob gonna buy it online.

Kohls is pricy so before you look there trying looking somewhere else before hand ok??


ok well i just redid my room to, like EVERYTHING! Floors, walls, bed, curtains.ex.ex.ex
and it came to about 2,000 dollars. Now for shipping and handing that might be different because all stores have different offers like, buy 100 dollars worth of stuff get free shipping, or no shipping included, but a estamate on all the shipping together i would only say about 50 dollars.

P.s. tell me how ir turns out!! ^_^

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I just got my period last week. When will i start to notice boobs and a growth spurt? Not to sound discusting but my nipples do hurt ..

my gosh my lil advicenator is all grown up! :: tear :: lol j/p
ok well usally when your boobs hurt it means your boobies are growing!! WHOO WHOO! aint that great? it will probably take like 2-3 months to start showing though( depends on how fast they are growing ). If you want to see how Big of boobs your gonna get like an estamite, look at your mom and grandma ( ha ha ) seriously though! cause you will be genrally around that size. The average girl stops growning around 17! hope i helped

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I'm 15/f if that's gonna help. Today i met this really nice gurl at my school. She's really sweet, pretty, and alot more to me. I think i'm starting to like her but i'm not sure because i've only known her for like a day!!! And i dont know if she's bi or w/e. I'd kinda like to know before i start seeing her as anything more than a friend. Are there any ways to notice if she's interested??? I dont want to exactly ask her because she's new and all. But i still want to know. Any tips other than just ask her??? I'd appreciate ANYTHING!!! I'll rate ya high!!!

OK well, from the looks of your question your are bi/lesbian? ha thats awsome! well anywho... I wouldent ask right away just to save you both from humilation. I would get to know her better, she could just be nice cause she is new and wants to make friends, or that was the way she was raised you know? I would just take it really slow, just be asking her stufflike, oh do you think that guy is really cute? Or when school starts or if it hasent already ask her who she likes in the school, just be like, do you think so and so is hot, and, maybe you could get something out of her than? I dont know. Some girls might kind of freak out by your sexuality, so just take it slow out? and sooner or later be like.... i gotta tell you something... and do your thang, if all else fails.

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