Free AdviceGet Free Advice
Home | Get advice | Give advice | Topics | Columnists | - !START HERE! -
Make Suggestions | Sitemap

Get Advice


Search Questions

Ask A Question

Browse Advice Columnists

Search Advice Columnists

Chat Room

Give Advice

View Questions
Search Questions
Advice Topics

Login

Username:
Password:
Remember me
Register for free!
Lost Password?

Want to give Advice?

Sign Up Now
(It's FREE!)

Miscellaneous

Shirts and Stuff
Page Backgrounds
Make Suggestions
Site News
Link To Us
About Us
Terms of Service
Help/FAQ
Sitemap
Contact Us


humorist-workshop
Pregnancy <<< Previous Question
Next Question >>> photoshopping pictures like obama's

Dog Eating Me Out


Question Posted Thursday January 22 2009, 2:25 am

I know this sounds disgusting but will I be okay if my dog licked my vagina? Seriously- will I get any diseases or illnesses? Isn't it true that dogs mouths are cleaner than humans? I would like some advice from a knowledgeable person. I was just experimenting and I'm worried that I might get sick or get an infection,

[ Answer this question ]
Want to answer more questions in the Health & Fitness category?
Maybe give some free advice about: Health?


Shale15 answered Friday July 20 2012, 5:36 pm:
Is there any guy who wants to fuck me or lick me out?

[ Shale15's advice column | Ask Shale15 A Question
]




Dontyoufakeit13 answered Friday January 23 2009, 12:21 am:
No,It is Definetly NOT okay
And neither are you

Go get some help
You Really Need it
Im not trying to sound mean,
Just honest.

[ Dontyoufakeit13's advice column | Ask Dontyoufakeit13 A Question
]



kristamikele answered Friday January 23 2009, 12:17 am:
Every person in the world has sexual fantasies. They are wonderful, natural, and healthy. But, here's the deal...Most sexual fantasies are not meant to be acted upon exactly as they are. I know it feels good, but responsable people also have to restrain from certain sexual behavior. You can't take advantage of a situation just because you want to. Picture this scenario...You make a habit of doing this with your dog. The dog gets used to this behavior, and thinks this is what he or she is supposed to do. Then, a child comes to visit your home, inoocently changes her clothing in front of the dog, who pounces on the child as it has been trained. The child is horrified, and has now been abused by your dog. You never know...
One of the most important aspects of sex is acting responsably. You feel as if the dog doesn't know any better, so what's the harm, right? But, that's exactly the harm. It is totally and completely wrong to have sexual contact with any creature that doesn't know any better. You must learn to control yourself. Masturbate, if necessary, but get into the habit of making good sexual decisions, because the rules will get more complicated as you grow. You can't go around getting your gratification wherever you want, just because you want it. Once you start breaking the rules, they will get easier and easier to break.

[ kristamikele's advice column | Ask kristamikele A Question
]



Razhie answered Thursday January 22 2009, 1:28 pm:
It's not okay. It's animal abuse and in most states it is against the law.

Your pet is a living creature. Don't use it for your sexual pleasure. I hate to sound like a PETA nut bar, because I'm most certainly not, but I can't see why anyone would feel this is an appropriate thing to do with an animal. You are taking advantage of it's naivety and lower intelligence for your own gratification, that is very arrogant and very low. When we do that with people, it's called rape. Do not objectify and sexually abuse your pet. They are supposed to be loved and respected members of the family! It's simply not right.

[ Razhie's advice column | Ask Razhie A Question
]



thelaura answered Thursday January 22 2009, 1:04 pm:
They've supposedly tested this on myth busters and stuff and a human has more germs.
But to be prefectly honest, even if that is true (which I still don't want to believe!), I would never let an ANIMAL which goes through trash and eats it's own feces come into contact with that area.
You CAN get an infection, so doing it is at your own risk.

[ thelaura's advice column | Ask thelaura A Question
]



pinkpolkadots answered Thursday January 22 2009, 8:55 am:
They're only "cleaner" in that they have more germ eating bacteria. But bacteria is still bacteria and it's probably not a good idea.

You'll probably be ok this time but if you notice anything weird I would see a doctor. And I wouldn't let your dog lick you again.

:)

[ pinkpolkadots's advice column | Ask pinkpolkadots A Question
]



Myrrha answered Thursday January 22 2009, 7:41 am:
Dog's mouths are not cleaner. Would you consider your mouth clean if you ate poop off the ground and licked your own genitals to clean them? You wouldn't get sick unless your dog had some sort of illness and you had any open sores on your genitals.

[ Myrrha's advice column | Ask Myrrha A Question
]
Recent popular questions:
Want to give advice?

Click here to start your own advice column!

Dessprete: Im from Namibia
Can someone interpret this dream for me please?!
i like a guy who may be a player
Is it really wrong to save your virginity?
Baby Rats Taming
How do you kiss
What to do when you and husband/boyfriend can't agree on a name
early bloomer?
My family doesn't know me
boyfriends dad hits him
Problems with my weight
My Mother Picks on Me
How can I kill myself wit
Feminine issues?
Homecoming Dance attire
How do I get out of the friend zone?
clashing or just controlling
I need seeing what I don't want to
I never got my period, I masturbated then I saw blood
My boyfriend is so dense.

All content on this page posted by members of advicenators.com is the responsibility those individual members. Other content © 2003-2014 advicenators.com. We do not promise accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any advice and are not responsible for content.

Attention: NOTHING on this site may be reproduced in any fashion whatsoever without explicit consent (in writing) of the owner of said material, unless otherwise stated on the page where the content originated. Search engines are free to index and cache our content.
Users who post their account names or personal information in their questions have no expectation of privacy beyond that point for anything they disclose. Questions are otherwise considered anonymous to the general public.

[Valid RSS] eXTReMe Tracker