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hehe sports, i need sum advice on fighting
I am in a situation where i know i am eventually going to end up fighting one or maybe 2 people, one is smaller than me and one is bigger, i dont need any paficists telling me not to fight, its unavoidable, can somebody give me some advice on how not to get my ass kicked and preferably to kick theres, im m/15 5 foot 9, and quite strong, just havent been in a real fight before.
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hey dude, DONT GO FOR THE NUTS OR THE HAIR
yull get called a pussy and yull get no respect
go for stomach at first until yu can screw them up pretty bad , go fo the big one first caus if yu take him out or at least get him to audibly hint hes in pain OWW ARG EHH or anything like that his little friend will back the f___ off
AGILITY IS KEY
if yu want them to realy not mess with you, once one f them is on the ground try breaking thier elbow by bending it backwards but dont bend after yu hear a crack or yull get charged with excessive force
if yu get up close where your about 1 foot from the guy , use your elbows , they are very strong bones and can dish out the ass kicking realy fast
dont show yur back to either of them if they try to circle you then back up
DoNT USE YOUR LEGS tO KICK CUAS SINCE ITS YUR IRST FIGHT YUR NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO CONTROL IT and they gonna grab your leg and
A;break it
B: bend it until u scream in front of everyonee
C: throw yu
D: pin yu to the ground
unline most of these other comments below ... DONT TALK SHIT but dont look scared just smile
dont look cocky and stare them in the eye
this is a MUST
spit on the big one when your done ...trust me , noone will fook with you if yu make a big show of snorting a loogie and hacking it rite in the big guys hair
contact me on AIM forty5calpsyco
i wanna know how this goes
and as yu can tell im quite the opposite of a pascifist
im very violent
i get adrenaline kicks from fighting , i look forward to sum1 pissing me off everyday just so i can fight them
im in something called ju-jitsu its wrestleing only with sum finer points , like breaking peoples bones in the air standing stting or on the ground once this fight is over try checking the stuff out , i think yull like it
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ill give you a nice little technique that works.
make sure if you have long hair that you have it up, and in a bun. not in a pony tail, and not down or -the other person will grab it. also - if the person you are fighting has long hair, a good idea would be this.
when you get a chance - grab their hair, and wrap it around your for arm, slam your arm to the ground. this way you have their head rihgt where you want it, and they cant move. their face is free and un blocked so you can have a ton of free hits.
good luck,
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The three keys to winning (or avoiding) fights are:
1) Act supremely confident and fearless, but in a casual way, as if it goes without saying that any confrontation with you will result in your victory. Don't show anger. Don't let them get under your skin. "YOU want to fight ME? [Shrug] OK, your funeral." Most people hesitate to attack someone who is confident; they are left wondering what you have up your sleeve. If they threaten you with claims such as "I know judo," shrug and say, "I don't care what you know." This kind of confident attitude will generally keep dogs from attacking, too, by the way.
2) Be willing to take some blows. Generally, bullies are not willing to endure any pain; they just want to cause others pain. Unless they outright knock you unconcious, winning a fight like this is more psychological than physical. Get some licks in, and don't give up before they do. Knowing ahead of time that you are willing to take some pain will help you prepare and will help you put the pain out of your mind during the fight.
3) Which leads to the third key: plan ahead. In your mind, run through various scenarios. "If they do this, then I will do this." Know how far you are willing to go to hurt someone, how hard you are willing to hit them and where. The more you think things through, the more confident you will be when it comes to a confrontation.
And finally, do have a friend with you when you fight these guys, not so much as backup, but to make sure they don't do something illegal like pull a weapon on you.
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i would bulk up. do some push ups(those help because thats where its coming from)use a punching bag like in boxing because it makes your punch stronger. i would punch in the face,stomach(sometimes)and stuff like that. dont make the first moive because some people are just talk and cant fight, well actually a lot of people are like that. since its going to be you and 2 guys i would maybe bring a friend just in case because it wouldnt be a fair 'game' if it was 2 against 1 so bring someone that can handle themselves
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knee em in the face a couple times.. give hard ass body shots.. hit em in the face.. hit em in the ribs always cover your face.. and try to avoid getting hit.. usually a fight doesnt last no longer then 5 freaking minutes so i doubt your ass will be torn up.. ♥ Dez
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ok well kick the big guy in the balls then get the little guy in a headlock and choke him out then go back to the big guy and punch him in the face or ribs or gut. then if u can pick up the little guy and throw him at the big guy.
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agility, agility, agility, you have to be quicker than them, if your agility is high, and your awarness of what is going on is good, you just need to get the shots in that makes a big impact, if they are guys, well, lets just say you know that spot, you also have the stomach, nose, and eyes...keep those in mind, good luck!
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if you havent been in a real fight your more then likely screwed. But i will try to give you some advice. here it goes: if you can get a punching bag asap. Also just to let you know real fights are a lot faster then in the movies and its not as coeographed. Try to keep a low center of gravity. When avoiding their punches theres two things you can do. One is back away or move to the side. The other is used only if you know you can take the punch. Basically as the punch is comming you step in to it so he doesnt get a full are extention and now that you steped in he'll be off gard and defenseless so you can punch the crap out of him.(only recommended for those who have faught or sparr). Another thing is keep your body sideways and about an arms lenght away so if he steps in you can round house kick him in the face. Go to a frickin martial arts website. Most fights dont end up lick that and its more tackeling and grabing and stuff but it might come in handy. If you can, have a trustworth friend nearby and if you get on the ground which should be avoided have him help...ps DONT THROW THE FIRST PUNCH. only self defense and fyi im a pasifist.
if he says he know judo say good so no excuses when i kick your a**.
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