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Penguins
ok here is my problem. I've always loved penguins, but lately I've been feeling a sexual attraction to them. now I think that's as sick as the next person, but there's just something about penguins. what do I do?
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Is this a joke? Umm...lol, i have no idea because nothing like that has ever happened to me. Maybe its just a phase that will pass?
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Go to the zoo, like right now, and sneak off behind the rocks and have your way with one of them.
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Penguin underwear!!! =)
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Buy penguin underwear for your significant other.
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Make love to one to see if theRe's something Really between you two!! I wish you the best of luck!! Hope I helped!! =D
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Hmmm thats kindda freaky, scary, weird and funny all at the same time. But seriously, how could Penguins please you? Hmmm, try not thinking about them or looking at pictures and such. Good luck with your Penguin problem. PS - They are kidda cute though =)
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okk well thats kinda weird and you should get some help, and try not to think about them at all. good luck and if you have any more questions put in in my inbox ! thanks x3 becca
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one word PSYCHOLOGY
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Well... errr... that's kinda weird. I don't really know wut u would do... but if u are really serious about this... then maybe go talk 2 a psychiatrist?
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:( Why, why, why?
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ok? thats weird lol .. Idk just dont think about penguins .. get your self a guy to do stuff with to get ur mind of of penguins . haha hope i helped
if you have any more questions put in in my inbox ! thanks x3 laura
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umm u should find a bf that looks like a pengin, or acts like 1 in bed <Answer by Bruce [annas bf]
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a sexual attraction? wow... thats something different.. well get rid of everything thats a penguin and try not to think about them! =) it might help <3 hope yer sexual attraction fades away...
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got o a penguin, ask them out on a date, haul them in a back of a truck, getting a shopping cart, lug their ass into a movie, go to the very top row right or left corneer of the theatre and ahve fun!!!
hope i helpd!!!
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is this ryan? cuz i knoe this ryan guy who loves penguins and.... he seems like he would put up a joke question like this?????
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