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anal sex constipation
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 9:11 pm
I have a question? i had Anal sex 3days ago with my boyfriend. and it hurt in the begining but after a while it started feeling good and i was liking it. so now 3 days ltr i have been constipated can having anal sex cause me to have constipation it hurts so bad i cant even poop when i go to the toilet nothing comes out. and it really hurts so what can do to help myself go to the toilet thanks
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Shoe recommendations!!!
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 7:57 pm
19F.
Worn running shoes practically everyday my entire life unless it's a wedding or a formal occassion I will wear heels.
I need pictures and links please of two kinds of shoes:
- Closed toe one that would fit with any outfit
- and opened toe or whatever still goes with any outfit but appropriate for the summertime.
Running shoes are the most...sensible things I can wear but that means that I have to wear socks everytime and plus I don't want to get a farmer's tan on my angles during the summer!
Thank you! As you can tell, shoes are not my forte.
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Buying a Laptop: There are so many on the market, how do I choose which one to buy?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 7:53 pm
There's so many laptops on sale right now at on the Futureshop flyers! How do I possibly choose which one to buy?! So many different names!
I would just love to bring my PC with me to school but since I'll be sharing a room with two other roomates I can't think of just myself...
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WTF Is... A Poem?!
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 7:20 pm
Hi, bit of a strange question that I'd rather appreciate answering really. I tried asking in my English Literature class, but everyone just laughed at me; which was embarrassing to say the least since I'm the best poet in the class, possibly school- having won a few competitions I've bothered to enter ... Yet, I wasn't granted an answer.
So, my question is what actually makes up a poem? Any help would be greatly appreciated, thank you and have a good day :D
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bipolar about looks?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 6:36 pm
sometimes i love the way i look and sometimes i feel disgusting. whats wrong with me?
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He is too shy! I'm pretty sure he likes me but how can I get him to not be so shy?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 5:30 pm
Okay so there is this guy in my chemistry and gym class. He is sort of nerdy and shy so in the beginning of the school year it alittle hard to talk to him but then he became my lab partner so we talk more. So I've notice that we talk more now and his gotten less shy with me. For example we were on gym and we were playing wiffel ball and every time he was at the base i was covering he would say "Hi Jennefer" which his never done before. But his still super shy and since we sit together in class we sometimes talk and laugh. I'm pretty sure he likes me but how can I get him to not be so shy?
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Where can I watch simple life episodes?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 5:12 pm
hey im looking for simple life episodes
ive only seen one episode and the show doesnt come on anymore. where can i go to watch episodes?
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I made a mistake, what should I do?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 3:49 pm
My ex-boyfriend and I ended our relationship about a few months ago. It was due to a misunderstanding. Here's the story... about a year ago, I found out that I would have to eventually relocate to a new city with my family about four hours away from where I live now. Now my family lives there and I have stayed back to finish up my years of undergrad left. I have now decided to transfer with two more years left to go. I used to spend vacation time, like winter, etc, with my family at their new residence. When I was there, I forgot about everything down where I was staying because I was close with my family again. I am a family-oriented person and living away from them was very hard for me. During winter break of last year, was the time we st...
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military related: What branch of the military is the part-time one?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 3:47 pm
which branch is it where you go once/twice a month and two weeks in the summer?
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My boyfriend cant finger me
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 3:35 pm
Ok so im 15 and my boyfriend tried to finger me last night and it was just embarrassing because he couldn't even get his finger in really! I have orgasmed before by just rubbing myself and have tried fingering myself but i cant even do it. I am mentally ready to have a sexual relationship and im not nervous but i just dont know what to do! He has eaten me out becasue he tried to get it more wet down there but that still didnt help. I know there is a layering you have to break but people have told me that some sports will make you break it with out sexual activity such as cyclying or horse riding. Well iv been riding horses since i was 4 and i guess that didnt work ahah; so please just some advice would help. And please dont give any advic...
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scared i cant be normal again after health problems
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 3:21 pm
im 19 nearly 20 female
i went to the hospital on thursday bout why i have been blacking out ( i loose my sight and hearing, i go very weak i cant stand up without support and i go very pale so a friend has told me but i can recall everything that happens) he got concerned and sent me for an ECG which he wasnt happy about, he now wants to do a 24hour ECG, an MRI scan and an EEG (brain scan), i have looked this up and it has come up as 'arrhythmia' im scared with this i will loose my independance like driving and going places on my own. i only think this because since then no one will let me do anything like lifting a 2litre bottle of cola or a small pile of baskets (i work in shop)...now my mum wont even let me move my bed by ...
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My period is a month late? What the hell is going on??
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 2:46 pm
Okay.
My boyfriend and I had sex in February, and than I had my period (normal timing) and it was heavy like normal. Than in March I didn't have my period AT ALL. We only had sex that one time in Feburary, and my period came, but not for march??
I took a home pregnancy test when I woke up on April 5th, and it came back negative. My period comes the 14th of EVERY month. It's never irregular.
I really don't believe I'm pregnant, so I've been thinking. I started going to the YMCA in March and I've been working out trying to lose weight; I've also been really really stressed with college, and working at the daycare I work at.
Could this be why my period is late?
As you c...
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How to break up with him?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 2:40 pm
Female/17
Well, we have been together for almost 2 years but we have been fighting for 6,7 months. There were lost of reasons. He was jealous (but I didn't do anything - I didn't betray him or sth), I was jealous (but he was writing with a girl who fell in love with him). I broke up with him in December because I wasn't sure about me feelings but we got back togheter after 2 weeks.
Then he was jealous about every boy I knew. He didn't want me to have any friends, didn't want me to go to the parties. For 4 months it has been horrible. We fight almost everyday. He complain about everything! That I don't text him in the morning, that it takes me long to reply his messages, that my friends are better people etc. Fe...
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Love note?!
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 2:30 pm
Female - age range: 10-15
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Ok, so this guy(Let's call him Jim) and I(Let's call me Miranda) and we sit next to each other. Well, Jim just came into the classroom and sat down. He showed me a note that said "I love you" on it. I thought somebody just wrote it and put it on his desk and so I said "Who wrote that?" and he kinda thought for a moment and said "I... Don't know..." and then I kinda thought HE wrote it.
Was he trying to say he loved me? I love someone (i'm not dating that guy ._. ) and Jim doesn't date, I think. I've never seen him date anyone. He also gave me a nickname "Cookie"....
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Masturbation Pregnancy
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 2:21 pm
11/F
;( If you masterbated once, can you get preggo? I used to masturbate for 3 years but I stopped a long time ago. I think I accidently masturbated in my sleep!!;(;(;( i'm crying right now please help me! Am I preggo? I'm scared for life if I don't get an answer!!!;(
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Can you have a baby if you did masturbation once?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 2:04 pm
11/f
Can you have a baby if you did masturbation once? Like, will u get preggo? Please help! I think i accidentliy did it in my sleep!:( im scared!!
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Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 12:54 pm
How long does it take for you yo be pregnant annd for you yo feel symptoms?
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Why do I feel this way about him?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 12:37 pm
Ok so I recently broke up with my boyfriend a couple days ago and I feel guilt. I broke up with him because he didnt let me have any "me" time or time with my friends and I felt like he isolated me from everyone but him. I told him I only want to be friends and he has a bit of some anger issues and hacked my facebook accound before I was able to change the password and messaged my dad from my account and told him that we made out. Im 13/f and he's 14. I had alot of explaining that night when my dad called from Florida. Now, he and I talk a bit like friends, but I still like him alot. He says he still likes me alot too. I dont want to go back to him because I dont want people to think that I rely on him to live my life, which isnt ...
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He Doesn't Seem Very Thoughtful
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 12:17 pm
My boyfriend called on Friday night. I thought, "Cool, he wants to see me." He really just wanted to use my computer to order motorcycle parts, and he left right after he was done ordering them. But before he left he asked if I'd like to do a club bicycle ride with him the next day (Saturday). But there's no way I could because that club consists of hardcore bicycle racers who go really fast, and I'm not fast enough. So he went without me ... and I'm okay with that.
Late that afternoon after his ride, he called me. I thought "Cool, he wants so see me." He really just wanted to use my computer to order more motorcycle parts. He came over, used it, and then had to leave right after because he had a m...
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What age do you think is appropiate to go on birth control?
Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 12:13 pm
I'm 15. And have had my period for 3 years. I do have a boyfriend. we plan on having sex eventually. How do I ask my parents without them freaking out? (Please no lectures on why I shouldnt be having sec. Your not my parents)
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