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balls


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 10:05 am

yesterday i was giving my bf a bj and he wanted me to suck on his balls.but idk how to or like what to do, he told me to lick them to.how do i do it? any techniques? thanks

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Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 9:06 am

Last night me and my boyfriend were fooling around and he pulled me on top of him and the head of his dick was touching my opening. He didn’t go in because he didnt have a condom but could I still get pregnant this way? I don’t know if he had any cum or pre-cum there, I don’t think he did. PLEASE HELP! I rate 5's.

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Tickets


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 8:14 am

I'm going to the USA in September of this year. Yes, I know that's quite a while away but this is going to be a busy year for me as I'm starting college. Anyway, I found some good air tickets on Qantas for $1100 and I have a week to nab them. I have the money and all.. I'm just curious. Should I wait until further on in the year? Or get the tickets now? For my own peace of mind I'd like some confirmation of when I'm going and that I'm definitley going, but I'm worried a better deal will come up.

Thanks.

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Selling my Formula


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 5:09 am

I am from South Africa and have a chemical formula (swimming pool algae controller) to sell to a international manufacturer / distributor! How or where do I find the right buyer?

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Reduced Relationship Communication


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 4:51 am

My girlfriend shuts off all communication when I confront her with important issues regarding our relationship, like not as much spontaneous openness & sex now as in the beginning ?

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bumpy arms


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 4:22 am

I have all these little bumps on my upper arms and its very dry and ive tried putting lotion on it but the naxt day is just the same thing. how do i help make the bumps go away and have soft smooth skin?

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Fatty Mc Fat FAT


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 3:50 am

Ok im not extremely overweight but i am fat. im 15 years old and i weigh more than 145 pounds.. ive been excersizing alot and ive actually lost about 15pounds but, my stomach wont seem to shrink. i do 500 crunches a day, and other things but it still wont budge. im on an ok diet if that counts. i can suck my stomach in alot to make me skinner but when im not i get HUGE.. please help im tired of being fat and ugly.. is it possible to get lipo? or some kind of surgery like that? and what kind of excersises can i do?
i rate 5's!! thanks

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Give it to him now or wait till valentine's day?


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 3:15 am

So for valentine's day, I was thinking of giving the guy I'm going out with tickets tot he fall out boy concert because we both like him. But my winter formal is in a week, and I was thinking maybe I should give him the tickets during winter formal to make the night more special. I really want the night to be special because he turned down four girls who asked him to this dance for me and then asked me out! So I really want to make it worthwhile. But I figured the gift was awesome enough for valentine's day and along with the tickets, I could paint on a guitar pic "Happy Valentine's Day" and give that to him. (I like to be creative) SOOOOOO tell me what you think. Any ideas, suggestions, or advice...

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Mile Times


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 2:51 am

What is a good mile time for a freshman at a 1A Texas school. I run a 5:45 mile, but have never run anything besides short distance competitively. I run a 59 or 60 second 400m. I just want to know how those compare to what my competition will be.

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hearing my own voice


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 2:22 am

I recorded myself singing on a video recorder, which is pretty accurate, and it was really...well, different than I expected. It wasn't that bad, but it wasn't really good. But my dad and choir teacher say that I'm good. Does everyone think they don't sound too good for the first time, or is it just me? Am I not a good judge of this because it's hearing myself for the first time and all?

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kinda have a problem


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 2:15 am

okay so im not exactly sexually active, but ill have my clothes on, and sometimes during a moving my bf will like "touch" me... but like i had been tanning.. and got of course a little burnt cause i hadnt gone in a while. But okay... then i shave n stuff.. well i think i like cut my self.. And i itch ALLL the time at night... and after my bf will touch me.. i start to like hurt.. or it like burns kinda. What is it?? I was scared cause i know like crabs and scabies or whatever make you hecka itch.. but i dont have any of the other side effects... just that i itch. I dunno what to do. I put lotion and the next night im still itching... any ideas or anyone that can relate n tell me what they did that worked? greatly appreciated.

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Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 2:02 am

I use Ad-Aware SE, and I ran a scan for my computer for viruses and such, and so far (after scanning 82,000 plus files, and counting), it's found 80 new critical objects.


I can't seem to figure out how to get rid of these. If anyone has experience with this program or knows something I could download that would not only find viruses but destroy, them, that'd be great.


Thanks.

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school help... please?


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 1:15 am

okay.. for class Im supposed to be doing a fake 'newspaper article' for the "54th black infantry regiment".. and it has to be around the date of december 1863... and it has to be from the point of view of someone around that time, so I was wondering if anyone could help me try to start it. It doesnt have to be like, pages long or anything. Maybe a good-sized paragraph or so.
So I was just wondering if anyone had any information on that, and if you could help me or give me tips to right a good article.
Thank you in advance, and I'll rate high.

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Making fun of myspace


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 12:05 am

I know this is a weird question, but this is killing me.
Somewhere on the internet there is a hilarious article making fun of myspace, can anyone help me find this article or something very similar.

Vague, i know, but any help would definetly be appreciated.

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Free Music


Posted Sunday January 22 2006, 12:03 am

I need to burn a cd but I dont want to sign up for some $15 a month thing.

It needs to be FREE and I need to be able to burn cd's.

THANKS IN ADVANCE.

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teen runaway


Posted Saturday January 21 2006, 11:57 pm

I am a 14 year old female who is recently living with my father by force. My father took me from my mother about 5 months ago because he read my little cousins diary that said i was doing drugs with my mother which is not true. my mother is desperatly trying to get me back but she has little money. I feel that I am becoming more and more of a danger to myself everyday here. there is no physical abuse but there is neglect. I am running away before the end of feburary and I need a SAFE place to go so that I am not on the streets. I am having problems finding a place to go many shelters will only hold me for 24 hours but i need more time than that. So I am asking advice on where i should go as a 14 year old female who is possibly suicidal. I h...

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french or spanish?


Posted Saturday January 21 2006, 11:50 pm

i'm going to gr10 next year and we gotta pick subjects to take. which one should i take? french or spanish? i live in canada so i guess french would be useful.. but i SUCK at french and i've never taken spanish before so they're going to start from like.. the stuff they teach you on dora the explorer so i guess i'll be okay in spanish.. but i don't know which one i should pick.. people say french is more useful but i guess i should get more people's opinions before i make my final choice. please help =)

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Music ...


Posted Saturday January 21 2006, 11:46 pm

does anybody know any sites that i could find music for an xanga ? ... i rate high ! and answer this a.s.a.p thanks ! ...

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Crush on me?


Posted Saturday January 21 2006, 11:41 pm

Ok so i like this boy. Hes pretty shy and doesnt talk much in real life but when im online with him he talks so much! He kind of flirts with me and i flirt back but i still dont know if he likes me..my friend imed him and asked me if he would ever go out with me and he just said 'dunno'. :\ what are some ways that i can tell if he likes me :)

thanks <3

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colored discharge?


Posted Saturday January 21 2006, 11:19 pm

I'm worrying... So I've had my period for about 3 years and all. I last had my period on Jan 17. But I have brown discharge... Is something wrong with me?

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