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whats the chance of me getting cancer or ill if i do this st


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 5:11 pm

what are the chances or me getting cancer if i smoke marlboro? aka cigs. i mean i'm 14. and i kinda got into doing them...and i dont do it alot but i wanna stop but i dont....help! also i have a "drink" like once every two years..

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Hes not emotinaly abbusive right?


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 5:03 pm

My boyfriend is physicaly abbusive i know this bc He broke his moms ribs, hits her, threw a plazma tv at his 12 yr brother [hes 15] and beat up his dad so bad the cops came and was prod of it. so far he never hurt me ever. idk if he knows i know stuff like that about him but we never talk about it. My friends say hes also emotinaly abbusive. i dont think so but is he?
Whenever i tell him how i feel about somthing about 'us' when im angry. he doesnt respond. for days. even weeks. till im like okay im sorry i overreacted [evn if i wasnt] then a week l8tr he'll text me hey and pretend it never happened. he always iggnores it. i've cried over him so many times, i dont think he knows but whenever we have a prob he stops talking to me til...

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scoliosis funtional or structural


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 4:46 pm

16/male; right basically i have had a two month ordeal so far and im getting realy annoyed and anxious right well heres my story.
2 months ago i was sat in english class, i got cramp in the right side of my trapezius so i massaged it to stop it when i was doing this i felt that some of my vertabrae (spinous procceses) werent in line so i immediatly went to hospital. once i had been to hospital they took an xray and said it was scoliosis end off. right so i left it, but then ti started to hurt about two weeks later. so i went to the doctors he showed me the radiologist report and said there was nothing wrong. so i left it. then it started to hurt even more so i decided to go to a chiropractor she said she wanted to see the xrays. righ...

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Can't Orgasm


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 3:51 pm

Ok, so here's my situation. One of my friends and I have been fooling around for a while now (about 5 months now). She's fully able to have sex and all that, but the problem is that she wont relax enough or let herself go enough to actually have an orgasm. She's been like this all her life. I can get her close, but when it starts to get too close I guess she realizes the situation and either A) loses the feeling, or if she's really close B) Pulls off me. It's not intentional that she does this, her body just convulses because of the shock and ends up with no climax. So far we've tried a few things. I'm getting her to do kegal excersizes, and we've gotten muscle relaxants (the muscle relaxants actually worked really well considering she had ...

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Posted Friday May 2 2008, 3:46 pm

OK, well, I have had my discharge for about 2 months
and I still havent had my period..?
whatz up

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with or without.


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 3:35 pm

i guess i was just curious for a girl if having sex without a condom feels better than having sex with a condom? like having a guy cum inside you i guess? i'm not planning on having sex without a condom it's just a question, so please do not lecture me on using condoms, kthanks.

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a friend i just happened to start liking


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 3:20 pm

well there is this guy i like and he happens to be a good friend of mine.he likes me back but hasnt asked me out.we kissed once because a dare but he wanted to before that so i know its not just because of the dare.he always flirts with me but im not gonna be innocent and say i dont flirt back because trust me i do majorly lol.well i thought at first he didnt want show other people he liked me but today he kinda proved he didnt care infront of 1 his ex 2 who is still his friend and last 3 the girl who has the biggest mouth.i think its a sign but i dont know and i only think it is because he used to NEVER flirt with me infront of other people besides a few so ya.i dont know what to do so what do you think i should do about him?


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myspacemyspacemyspace


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 2:16 pm

so on myspace nobody can see what e-mail youre using right??? x

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Pet?


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 12:54 pm

I have a cat that's a real mouser, and I was wondering what kind of a small pet I could get that he wouldn't kill. He catches rabbits almost as big as he is and he's good at getting birds, too. It would also be helpful to know how I can protect any kind of a small animal from him. Thanks!

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no more spark.


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 12:27 pm

see, i used to like this guy. he flirted with me, but i didnt think that he woudl ever like me because im way yougner than him. now, hes starting to flirt even more, and starting to tell me that he likes me a bit, and hes deciding about the girlfriend relationship. i never really said anything about girlfriend :S its been pretty weird, for me, lately, because like, he would text me "hey pretty" and stuff like that :S

i just dont like him, and honestly, i plan on telling him on chat, so please tell me what i should say.

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birth control


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 11:22 am

i recently started a birth control pill called lutera, 3 weeks in im starting to get my period [which i didnt think i would get?] and its all like small brown blood clots, like sticky little things. is this normal?

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Songs like this.


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 10:35 am

I need to find a song that sounds like "Addicted" by Saving Abel, but that isn't...nasty and about sex.

Also anys songs like "Truth" or "Fake it" by Seether, "Red Water" by Rehab, "Cold" by Crossfade, "Frontline" by Pillar.

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free movies


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 10:14 am

where can i download whole movies for free to put on my ipod?

thanks =]

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End of a friendship, but what about show tickets?


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 10:12 am

Okay, so tonight I ended a friendship with someone very close to me. I'm crying as I write this.

I'm trying to stay calm, and I'm not going skitzo and trying to get revenge. I'm just trying to accept it, these things are a part of life.

Before I ask my question, please don't say something like "you'll be friends again soon probably" we won't.

We're fighting about religion, and have been for a while. Our friendship has been on the rocks for a while, and this was declared the end.

Basically without going into depth, I'm not allowed to think negative thoughts about a religion she's not even a part in or knows anything about. She told me to stop talking about it and I did, an...

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Purple w/ Platinum, Blonde, Silver...?


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 9:35 am

I'm considering doing purple in my hair, with some light color. My hair is thick and naturally auburn/red. I also have very pale skin & freckles. Can anyone give me some advice about what not to do and what will look best? Thanks so much!

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peeing blood????


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 8:04 am

so last night i peed out some blood.
is this normal or what? whats wrong?

16/f
sexually active

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sex


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 6:51 am

can you get pregnant if you have sex on your period?

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what shuld i do to get her bak


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 6:40 am

hey im 13 and was recentley going out with a girl that was a year above me i didnt tell her i was in the year below her even though her birthday is in august and mine is in october so there is two months difference when i told her i was 13 she dumped me but i kno she still loves me what can i do to make her trust me again and to get us back together x

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eyeliner on rims smudging


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 6:39 am

year-round, i wear simple black eyeliner on the rims of my eyes, but lately, due to my allergies, it has been smudging off underneath my eye (near my lashline). this is because i tear up when the wind blows or especially when i'm in contact with pollen.

typically, i would be okay with that because i can live without my eyeliner... EXCEPT when i have my allergies. because of them, the rims of my eyes are pink / red, and without my eyeliner, i look sickly as if though i have bloodshot eyes (which i do most of the time).

i reapply my eyeliner before 8th period (i have 9 periods) (my crush is in my 8th period class) and it looks fine again, but i was wondering...

question: are there any tricks that...

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Confused


Posted Friday May 2 2008, 6:03 am

okay, so i have this friend, i just met her this year. anyway, she doesnt feel good about herself at all and she always things like \"omg, i am soo fat\" and she always says that all the guys like me and dont like her and blah blah blah. i never tease her and i always try to help her but she always disses me and it bothers me. i defend her alot when people tease her but she always goes to my bf ( because their close friends) and she tells him that i am being mean to her. this week was the worse week ever because everytime she saw me and him together holding hands or whatever she would get pissed and she would tell me to stop. i told my bf and he started to see the picture. i havent talked to her for a few days. what should i do????

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