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PREGNANT....DAD THREATEND TO ABORT??


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 11:48 pm

okay so im 15....



and



pregnant! i just found out...
yes i know i am very young to be pregnant.
i will be 16 in 2 months.
so please dont write about how im too young and blah blah blah...i already know....dont need to hear it more. thank you.


anyways....today i was on the laptop and my dad was next to me and i was looking at abortion pictures and saying how horrible it was. and my dad was like so if you got pregnant you would keep it? and i said YES I COULD NEVER KILL A BABY! and then we had this whole argument on how its not a baby at a certain amount of weeks and whatever...so i showed him an article on how they get nerves at 4 weeks ...

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Good Bj but can't cum?


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 11:34 pm

It's my girlfriends second time giving a bj and the first time i didn't cum, so i didn't masturbate for 4 weeks and we didn't do anything in that time period but she just gave me a good bj and handjob and i still didn't cum? I can do it fine masturbating but it takes soo long if shes doing it and i've never cummed for her...any advice, pleasssee

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My friend likes to pick fights with me (why?)?


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 10:48 pm


We are both close best friends and we bicker, I mean I have two close friends and we don’t bicker like I do with my friend (lets call her S). There was this time when I wanted to go get sushi for myself, S made a gross look on her face.

“Hey there’s nothing wrong with it, its good”
“S: No it is disgusting”
(My other Friend commented) “I dont like sushi”
S: “See! She doesn’t like it”
(Rolled my eyes) “Okay, I am not forcing you to eating it. I am eating it!”

And

“S: This is a good book I think you will like it you should read it”
“When I have time”
“S: But it’s good”
“I know, but I am not a reader l...

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nose rings?


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 10:47 pm

where can i get small but cheap nose rings at easy to put on and take off? thx in advance!!!

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anal sex


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 10:47 pm

ok my bf suggested we try anal sex, because it can't get me pregnant and we don't really have a way of getting condoms. has anyone on here tried it before? how bad does it actually hurt? can i damage anything inside of me?

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attitude!!!


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 10:47 pm

ok so lateley my attitude been changing and i dont know why!!!im 15 in 9th grade if that helps!its like every time i get into an argument with my mom/sis/and teachers i pretend like im not listening to them!i look at the ceiling and walls and mess with my nails...pretty much do everyting but look at the person in there face wich is really rude but its almost like i cant help but to do it!!!i think i do it to make the person think im not listening but i really am!i think its just to make them mad but i really want to stop doin that!its really rude and disrespectful but i keep doing it and i dont know why!!!can someone please like explain why im doin this or like how i can stop doin this?!?!?! thanx!!!!!

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Boyfriend Leaving Off To University.


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 10:38 pm

Alright, so my boyfriend of 2 years and 4 months is finally leaving off to university in september. I am gonna be really devestated and i wanted to do something really nice for him as a good bye. I know it is like 3 months away but i want it to be big and memorable for him. The only idea i have is that i would like it to be a surprise.

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Facebook


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 9:45 pm

my friend and i were on her facebook and i could see a bunch of peoples pgs even tho they werent friends with her and i just made a facebook like a couple minutes ago and i cant see anyones pgs!! im sure i could if i was friends with them but i want to see the pgs of people im not friends with like the ones that dont have a privacy block or whatever! how come i cant?? there is this boy and i want to see his pg bcause i could on hers even tho they werent friends but it wont let me!!! PLEASE HELP :)

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"baby daddy drama"


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 9:43 pm

To start from the begining. The day after my son was born is father yelled at me, because i didnt put his name on the birth certificate because he keep telling me i wana a DNA test. So i signed it and turned it in. My son also has my last name.( to be on my medical insurance) His father hasnt even supported him he lived with me after the baby was born and wouldnt wake up in the middle night he slept and laid around all day so i kicked him out. he cant keep a job and he dropped out of the 9th grade. hes alway is getting kicked out of his house every other day, some drug dealers are after him they said they were going to kill him when he turns 18.. when i did let him see his son for a weekend when he brought the baby home he was dirty, sticky...

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whats that song


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 9:42 pm

What is the song for the new 2008 The Bay commercial? where theres a party and everyones wearing white, then it rains and everything becomes colourful? thanks.

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blow job.


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 8:36 pm

alright i gave my bf head yesterday for the first time. we did it multiple times actually. but, i thought when he'd cum, i'd be able to feel/taste it..but i didn't. he said he cummed at least a couple times. is there a reason why i had no idea he did?

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precum.


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 8:02 pm

k i have a few questions about precum.
1. does it always contain sperm?
2. how often do people actually get pregnant from it? yes i know it's possible, but does anyone actually know of anyone who has?
i've had sex without protection but he did not cum in me. we pull out before he's even close. (i know, its stupid. i wont do it again) but i just want to know my chances of being pregnant from precum.
thanks!

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RED


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 8:00 pm

So I remember around 2 or 3 years ago there was this thing called AOL RED which was for teens in the category of young teens. The Welcome Page was this smallish box that you could customize with different themes, and it changed the shape of the buddy list and the wallpaper. It was really cool and you could customize it and stuff. Now, when I changed my account from General to Young Teen, it's not the same. The home page isn't the same, it's bered.com or something. You can't customize it the same way. I remember there were like 10 themes and one was Poodle and there were others. What happened? How can I get this again? I have AOL 9.1 and I thought it would be the same. It was really cool, how can I get it back? PLEASE!

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yaz birth control


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 7:52 pm

I was just wondering i just started my period when i was 17 right about to turn 18. and i just skipped my growth spurt. meaning as i did not get one. well i am on yaz birth control i was just wondering me being on yaz will it stop my growth spurt possibly stoping me from never even having one.

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cellulite


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 7:48 pm

Hi im 16/f and i only have cellulite on my butt and legs how do i get rid of it fast? I dont like wearing bikinis because im self conscious of my legs. Im not fat though. im 5'6 and i weigh about 135 pounds. I've tried exercising and its not fast enough. Is there any fast solution to this? Thanks alot!

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messy bun


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 7:47 pm

Hi i was wondering how do u put your hair in a messy bun thats cute and easy. I want a bun like the ones on top of my head. Does any body have any like step by step directions on how to get it there? Thanks a lot!

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Prolonged use of birth control?


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 6:56 pm

Recently my friend mentioned to me that he was listening to an old radio show on which women were discussing using birth control pills to eliminate thier periods. He suggested this as a convenient alternative to following the normal "three weeks on, one week off" cycle that I do with my current birth control. I was extremely critical, but decided to do some research on it. From what I've read, it sounds a lot less distruptive to ones body than you might assume. Women often skip their periods for three months at a time by staying on their birth control, take a week off, and then take it again for another three months with very few negative side effects. The risks include more erratic 'spotting' (small amounts of bleeding inbetween ...

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Family guy....?


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 5:49 pm

theres this one episode of family guy, and all i can remember is that peter was in the drunken clam and cleveland says something like, "hey peter...or should i say DOCTOR peter." or something along those lines. does anyone have ANY idea of what im which episode that was?

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is he interested?


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 5:05 pm

13/f
***soon to be freshman***

so there is this guy i like. his name is tyler. he flirts a lot. we dont realyl hang out much. but he flirts a lot and i think i do to. we have like 2 weeks of school and i dont know if he likes me or not. and i am really old fashioned and i dont think that girls should ask out guys... what should i do?

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Jesse McCartney-LEAVIN


Posted Sunday May 25 2008, 5:04 pm

who is the girl in the song leavin by jesse mccartney??

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