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abortion


Posted Friday September 19 2008, 10:02 pm

my friend is 16 and pregnant and shes my best friend, and shes thinking about abortion but like its her fault and the fathers, that she got pregnant what can i say to her to make her listen to other options like ive tried to bring it up but she keeps saying she wouldnt feel guilty and all this stuff
what should i do or say?

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whatever


Posted Friday September 19 2008, 9:38 pm

This is probably lame and a waste of your time to read, but if you want to, go ahead. I seriously think something is wrong with me. I am usually a nice person, but I feel so frustrated altely. People think Im fake cause Im like nice all the time. I know its impossible to be nice all the time, but I feel like if I be mean, then Im not making the world a better place.
Ugh, I don't know I feel so inferior to my best friend, she has all the guys and I don't. If I sound immature im sorry, its just that I wanna cry. I feel so much like crap. No guys like ever like me, the ones I like are all taken, i don't know its probably me. I was reading this phobia list and I have like every phobia that has to do with love. It makes me so upset, b/c ...

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quotes


Posted Friday September 19 2008, 7:21 pm

15/f
What are some websites i can go to to get some quotes about love and best friends? thanks!!

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Where can I get tickets to the Miley Cyrus (Disney's Hannah Montana) party?


Posted Friday September 19 2008, 7:06 pm

I know Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana) had Disney close Disneyland in California for her 16th birthday in October so she can have a party there. I heard that it's possible to get tickets to Miley Cyrus' birthday event in Disneyland California too. I know Miley Cyrus is going to have a great sweet 16 birthday party and I really want to see if I can attend the party at Disneyland.

So, where can I purchase tickets to the Miley Cyrus birthday bash? Also, how much do tickets to the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana birthday bash in Disneyland cost exactly?

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HELP


Posted Friday September 19 2008, 4:46 pm

Okay i might be acting really paranoid but idk. If im on birthcontrol, he used a condom and he didn't even you know inside of me, there's no chance i could be pregnant right? Since i'm on birth control i get it the last week every thursday and i've never been late, and ive been on birthcontrol for a year, and its friday and i still haven't gotten it. im really really scared.

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ARGH! His Mom is driving me up a wall!!!!!!


Posted Thursday September 18 2008, 8:15 pm



Okay, I'm going to try and type as calmly as possible...

Anyway, My boyfriend's Mother calls about 30 times a day. My boyfriend never wants to talk to her "he doesn't really like his mother much" anyway, We have told her that he doesnt' feel like talking. Yesterday I finally called her back and told her to please stop calling my house. His mother called back 2 minutes later leaving a nasty message saying how I was mentally retarded, and calling her son an ADD bast***.. so I saved the message and didn't call her back. Today she called again!!! only this time she asked us not too call her anymore and that my boyfriends ex girlfriend is going to find us and kick our butts. I'm extremely fed up and I'm e...

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Revenge


Posted Thursday September 18 2008, 7:01 pm

what are some ways to give revenge without getting in trouble because rumors are going around school about saying im bi and i wanna bang some kid and i wanna give revenge to the person who did it to me and don't say reveng isn't the thing or two wrongs don't make a right

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exercises for....


Posted Thursday September 18 2008, 5:20 pm

i have huuuge calves what to dooo? yes i know you can run anything else??


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South of nowhere


Posted Thursday September 18 2008, 2:30 pm

I was curious when and if a new season of south of nowhere is coming on?

Thanks!

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clothes to wear.


Posted Thursday September 18 2008, 6:18 am

im going on a date friday.
i have nooooo ideaa whatt to wearrr.

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palm centro


Posted Wednesday September 17 2008, 10:37 pm

i have a palm centro and every night it automatically updates at like 4:45 in the morning.
the problem is, in my dorm there is no place that i get service enough for it to update. so a box comes up saying it wasn't able to update and asks if i want to run it now or cancel the update. this is fine except i have my alarm set to go off to wake me up and if the box is up, my alarm wont sound. is there a way to change the time for the updates or change a setting so the box doesn't come up or anything i can do? thanks

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volume


Posted Wednesday September 17 2008, 8:05 pm

i really need some volume in my hair. i straighten my hair and it looks very flat, i want to straighten but have some volume. what products for sure work that i can use?

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stay throwed..?


Posted Wednesday September 17 2008, 7:21 pm

what does it mean when someone says ''you know i stay throwed''

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Comfort Inn (Clifton Hill Niagara Falls)


Posted Wednesday September 17 2008, 5:40 pm

Hi, i would like to know if anyone has ever stayed at the comfort inn hotel (Clifton Hill) located in niagara falls. I would like to know what you would of rated your stay based on the service, room, etc! If you have not stayed at the location I am talking about but have stayed at a Comfort inn at a different location please let me know what you think anyways. Thnx!

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Newspaper article title?


Posted Wednesday September 17 2008, 3:21 pm

I am on my school newspaper, and I need help coming up with a title or headline for my column. It's not much, just a random facts section with funny little facts, but I need a title because it's going to become a monthly thing.

Any suggestions?

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Hair Extensions : )


Posted Wednesday September 17 2008, 12:26 pm

I Want Human Hair Extensions.
About 4-6 Inches Long.
Does Anybody know the Cost
and How Long Do They Usually Last?


Thanks :D



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Nivea Visage Young


Posted Wednesday September 17 2008, 9:57 am

Are the products from this line good?
I've just using the face wash and it seems good, but I'm wondering about the scrub and also the toner?
I don't have acne, I just get a few spots every now and then. I'm more interested in achieving flawless skin.

Thankyouu!

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NCAA Football 2009 for XBOX.


Posted Tuesday September 16 2008, 11:54 pm

My boyfriend just got an Xbox and NCAA football 09. We played it today a little. He's not really that great, he just knows the controls and obviously knows more than football than I do (like what play does what, what you're supposed to do on a third down, etc.). I've looked online for some basic instructions, but all I can find are cheats and that crap. I do know football well for a girl, but not for the video game, haha. I don't want to let him always beat me, just because I don't really know how to play! I'm sure that'll get old for him too after a while.

So I just want to know about the plays, general info about football, and just how to play the game better.

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Choosing a Camcorder!


Posted Tuesday September 16 2008, 11:21 pm

I need some help in finding a camcorder to film family, friends, and musical performances. I need plenty of memory and/ or space on a disk/tape (a couple of hours). I'd like the picture and sound quality to be decent, but I don't need a lot of bells and whistles, and I DEFINITELY don't want to plop $600 for a camera. I'd like to be able to download the video onto my Mac and edit it as well. Is there anyone who has a videocamera that they are satisfied with and they could suggest to me? Any help will be appreciated.

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80's movies


Posted Tuesday September 16 2008, 3:16 pm

i am in LOVE with 80's movies, so i was wondering if anyone could tell me any more really good 80's teens movies besides these (i've already seen them): say anything, stand by me, back to the future 1,2,&3, dream a little dream, license to drive, running on empty, risky business, breakfast club, pretty in pink, 16 candles, fast times at ridgemont high, can't buy me love, weird science, revenge of the nerds, class, st. elmo's fire, blue lagoon, heather's, rock 'n' roll high school, can't hardly wait, better off dead, ferris beuller's day off..um i think that might be all of the ones i've seen..haha is that all of them? cuase if that's not all of them then i would like to know if there's anymore good ones left. thanks!

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