Hello there, I am Jedi Master. I am here to share my wisdom with all you little padawans out there.
The areas I am an expert in are not limited to questions about the force (though I am most proficient in that area). I also know a lot about teenage dating, problems regarding menstruation, and the mating habits of the Wookie.
So feel free to ask me a question. I am here to help!
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Ok wel my one freind has rely big boobs. Sometims i like to tuch them becasu im on the smallr side and they feel nice sometims she letsme sometims she just laufs it off. I like it wen she lets me tuch them. THen wit some of my othr frends we experimen nd stuff nd lik tuch each othr. Dos this mean im a lez? Dos anyone else do this kinda stuf? Wen i do it i sometims get horni. PLsz help me! I lik guys but experimentin is fun?? IdK! help!
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I know exactly how you feel. In Jedi school we sometimes touch each others light sabers. Experimenting is ok... but i can see that you are no stranger to it, having experimented extensively with alternative forms of grammar and spelling. I would like to help you further but i dont understand half of what you have written. On a parting note remember, only a Sith is obsessed with the size of the bossom, a jedi looks to the heart within it.
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If some guy says you're both dating, but not officially going out [boyfriend/girlfriend], then does that mean you're single or taken? (link)
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It depends on whether he let you hold his lightsaber, if you know what I mean...
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OK, see I'm going out with this guy...and he's really really sweet and nice and everything, he's what I think every girl would want. BUT the only thing is...he's not good looking....at all I guess...he's not like the ugliest person on earth...but he's just not cute at all. And like I'm afraid people at my school will make fun of me, because you know, Blue Valley..think about it..girls here..we judge...what do I do? Do I dump the guy? or do I keep on going out with this guy and ignore everything?
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As one can see from the great epic Star Wars, all that is evil is ugly, and all that is good is also good looking. I must therefore conclude that your bf is in fact evil. Perhaps he has not made that apparent, much like the Sith who have hidden their true identity from us for years, but he is evil deep down nonetheless. Your task, young padawan, is to dump him and report him to the nearest representative of the forces of good (if in doubt just look for the prettiest person around). Hope I helped :)
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I've just recently got a ferret as a pet. He's male, about seven or eight months old. He's very docile and "lazy" for a ferret and is easily distracted, but he doesn't seem to want to play much. I know, I should be thanking my lucky stars he isn't always on "go go gadget" mode, but are there some games or activities that your ferrets enjoy that Doorstop might as well? Something cheap and stimulating for him would be awesome. Thanks! (link)
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How about a barbeque? ... I would suggest honey glaze, but I suppose a red wine marinade will do
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i need as many ways as possible OTHER THAN SEX to materbate or have an orgasm asap please.
thanks loves (link)
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Im thinking half a bottle of Smirnoff, a small pillow, a bottle of lube, a sack of oats and a frisky pony should do it.
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my boyfriend told people he dumped me even though he didnt and we sorta went to far one day n we did it it felt good i guess but it wasnt mi first time the thing iz wuz he just using me but he neva told me it was over so technically were still going out but the people he "told" hate me and they know that were hella close n sexually active but im scared that hes going to break up with me like rite after we had sex and i realli dont know what to do i was cryin all day because i thought he was cheating on me but i told him a lot of personal stuff and i realli like him alot i kno itz cheesey 2 cry bc mi bf wuz supposivly cheating on me but i cant help it were thos ppl he told really telling me tha truth? was he realli using me? im realli confused n i kno if i ask him hez guna act all sweet n tell me it wuz all liez n try 2 get in2 mi pantz agen
please help
signed
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Now, I usually just answer questions without commenting on the condition of the question itself but... OH MY GOD GIRL, ITS ALMOST ALL ONE SENTENCE! Seriously sometimes it also pays to put a frickin' comma or full stop. Sometimes its also an idea to spell things vaguely right (why is it easier to type wuz instead of was or mi instead of my?) because reading this crap is a test of anyones patience. Beleive it or not I would still have tried to help, but I dont understand the question.
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I don't believe in anything but still feel I need a spiritual playground to frolic in... What should I do??? (link)
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Join the Jedi. All I need is a blood sample and 200$ entrance fee (prices are up since all the mess the Sith made).
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i have this friend and i really wish that she would stop saying all this crap about me behind my back...i mean every time we are together we are like the best of friends and the everthing i tell her she has to go tell other ppl...she is like backstabbing me...what should i do?? (link)
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You have to confront her. You can do this either diplomatically or aggressively but you have to let her know you wont take it. The diplomatic version is to sit her down and ask her why she does it, explain that it hurts you, and that you cannot be friends with her if this persists (if she values your friendhsip this should do it, if not then she isnt worth it). I personally vote for the aggressive way (but then again, i am a confrontational guy). That includes the time old "what the **** is your problem" and "if you dont give me good reason for why you back talked me I am gonna mop the floor with you right now!". Both can work, but Dr Phil would undoubtedly tell you to go with option 1. Oh! btw, make sure you CAN mop the floor with her before you issue the threat.
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Dear People,
I have this little problem. See, I like this guy but he has a girlfriend. I know that there's definatly something between us because he came to my house the other day and we totally kissed!! (YaY!) But see, his girlfriend & me are not the BEST of friends, but we are friends. I feel kinda weird because I know that its wrong but WHO CARES! HaHa.. anyways! I wanna tell him that I like him but I know he'll never leave his girlfriend. Hmm.. What would you do??
Thax,
Stephanie (link)
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If you ask me the two of you are meant for each other. One guy cheats on his girl while the other makes out with her friends bf. I truly hope you do it, and your friend finds out so she can realise what a waste of life your company has been to her.
Just please do me one favour, for the love of God dont ever breed...
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okay well i have been talking to this guy online and on the phone almost every night for about a year and 1/2 and even though i have never actually physically met him i think i have fallen in love with his personality. we only live about an hour away and i am friends with his cousin who lives near me, so its very possible that we could meet whenever we wanted to. well i do want to meet him to maybe try to start a relationship, but the problem is that i sent him a fake picture of me. not just one fake picture, but i have sent him websites..TONS of fake picures saying that they were me. so now he has this image of a beautiful girl in his mind. its not that im afraid he will think im ugly at this point, but i am afraid to admit that i sent him alllll those pictures. its extremely embarassing.. and i didnt do it just once, ive done it ALOT!!! i dont know what to do..if i never meet him then it will break my heart and i think i will be missing out on something really great...what should i do? i know this is pathetic..please dont be rude i just need help!! (link)
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You sure made a blunder there. Much like the answer before mine, I agree that you have to tell him why you did it. Furthermore you owe him an apology and its going to be damn hard to build trust between you. Now, unlike the answer before me that abviously has been presented by a Doctor Phil fan, or someone who owns the director´s cut edition of "Seventh Heaven", I disagree with the looks issue. Guys do NOT go for personality over looks. I also got news for you, girls dont either. Both sexes (though mainly women) love to say they do, but open your eyes- they dont. This is the hard truth, and you can rate me what you like, but if you are not physically attractive to him, the odds are he will not want you. However, you have nothing to lose so go for it. Good luck.
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Okay, about two weeks ago, I told one of my really close guy friends that I liked him. I thought I did because I knew he liked me ALOT too.. He would do anything for me, etc, so I thought that I liked him too. So I told him. But now Im seeing that I really dont have those kind of feelings for him at all. I feel horrible because he seems so happy now because he thinks I like him back... I dont know what to do :-/ I really dont want to talk to him about it because its really messed up.. any advice on how to handle it without talking to him? Thanks in advice. (link)
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Screwed as hell you are. Salvaging your friendhip is an almost impossible task now. No matter what anyone said, a guy will have real trouble returning to how things were. Now you can handle it in three ways (all of which were mentioned by others- I however will tell you the effect). First you can start acting like you dont like him (effect- he will make some passes at you, which you will reject, he will feel confused, angry and rejected). Second you can let him know by some other means than talking- internet, another friend (effect- you will appear as a gutless and insensitive goat, which will be true, he will be confused, angry and probably hate you). Three, you talk to him directly. This is the hardest but also the only one that has a small chance of success. Let me also add that you owe him that much and if your friednship meant anything at all you wont disrespect him any further.
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i broke up with my ex about a month ago and i've gotten over him and i like this boy in my gym class but hes white and one of my friends say dont do it but shes white to. i dont really konw how to ask him Because im not that thin so how do i go about askin him out (link)
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Ok I really dont know what the poeple who answered this before me have been smoking. Lol, maybe they are all really good looking, after all good looking people often try to push that rubbish on others, it makes them feel deep.
Truth: Looks really really DO matter. I speak from the experience of not being a particularly attractive person, and also one that has battled with overweightness.
So, while this guy SHOULD like you for who you are, thats really not going to happen. However, you do have one thing going for you, guys are less picky. So try it you might get lucky. Now, as for the Cosby Show garbage people have said so far, forget it, it doesnt apply to guys or girls. I am always ammused when I hear someone say that stuff (... intelligence and humour is what REALLY counts) and then watch them date a brainless bimbo or a school jock whose best line is a knock knock joke. It sux but its the reality of life.
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