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Question Posted Friday June 17 2005, 3:05 pm

i need as many ways as possible OTHER THAN SEX to materbate or have an orgasm asap please.
thanks loves

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angelxinxurexnightmarez answered Saturday June 18 2005, 4:42 pm:
do this...turn the water up in your bathtub,go under it and a couple minutes later you'll have your orgasm...

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chrirett answered Saturday June 18 2005, 12:46 pm:
go to ann summers dey hav lots of stuff there. or put u hand up there and find ur g-spot, stimulate it by rubbin or vibrator, then ull orgasm

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yodaishere answered Friday June 17 2005, 8:50 pm:
Im thinking half a bottle of Smirnoff, a small pillow, a bottle of lube, a sack of oats and a frisky pony should do it.

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Heptune answered Friday June 17 2005, 6:23 pm:
Okay, if you're a guy, what you need to do is buy a watermelon and some chicken livers. Cut a hole in the watermelon of the appropriate size, and fill it most of the way with raw, but warm, chicken livers. Then have your way with it. The sensation, I am told, is pretty realistic.

If you are a gal, use a warm kielbasa. Since the kielbasa is somewhat greasy, it works better than a cucumber.

And think juicy thoughts about someone you find attractive while doing it.

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adviceguy answered Friday June 17 2005, 6:09 pm:
No problem. Here are some helpful tips:

1. Get a life.
2. Get a job.
3. Get an education.

Neither will assist in giving you an orgasm but will help become less of a loser.

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