I AM A FUCKED UP IDIOT! >:D! people annoy me!
YOU MAKE ME WANNA LALA!!
IN THE KITCHEN ON THE FLOOR
ILL BE YOUR FRENCH MAID
WHEN I MEET YOU AT THE DOOR
IM LYKE AN ALLEY CAT
DRINK THE MILK IF I WANT MORE
YOU MAKE ME WANNA
YOU MAKE ME WANNA SCREEAAMMM...
LMFAOO!! gay song!
now that i've wasted atleast 10 seconds of yer lyfe.. fucking ask me a question and let my wonderful wise-ness.... help you out :)
Gender: Female Location: Pennsylvania Occupation: Nuutin Age: 13 AIM: xLxCheesexLx Yahoo: silverbabe39@yahoo.com MSN: my_dog_biskit@msn.com Member Since: November 14, 2004 Answers: 23 Last Update: December 15, 2004 Visitors: 3295
Main Categories: Love Life Friendship Pets View All
|
| |
My mate had to move house because of yob attacks on her house and dad, how do i cheer her up? (link)
|
Tell her it'll be okay! ya know! and then tell her it'll git better, tymes may be rough, but all you can do is hold yer head up and thank god yer alive...
whatz Yob anyways?
|
I have been friends with this girl named Emily since about second grade and this girl named Katie since fourth. We are in 9th grade now. One of my best friends whom I have been friends with since fifth grade is extreamly upset with those two other girls. The story is, My friend from 5th grade has liked this guy for a while and Emily knew about it. Saturday we had a Winter dance at my school and Chelsea (the one from 5th grade) Caught Emily making out with the guy that she liked. No more than 5 minutes later she started making out with a guy that really liked her. Chelsea got mad and left. I was on my way to the bathroom and I saw my friend Katie giving head to some guy that she isn't even dating. The next day we were all hanging out with a group of friends and Emily had one of those small containers of icecream. One of the guys we were hanging out with was horny (so he said) so Emily decided to give him head. The thing is, she put the icecream all over his penis before she did it because "it would taste better". To make things even nastier, Katie started doing it too. They were both giving him head at the same time with ICE CREAM. They've turned into complete sluts and I can't take how they are acting any more. Chelsea is not speaking to them and I can obviously understand why. I'm completely on my friend Chelsea's side because they've done the same thing to me as well not even 2 years before. Should I confront them or should I keep it quiet? I really don't want to start anything because even though we have a big school, things can get around quickly. They are also more of the "popular" type if you will. I don't know if I should say anything to them. They also act like five year olds when they are with eachother, they are so immature! What should I do? Please help. I apologize for the lenghth of this question. (link)
|
Tell them that you hate it. be honest.. be lyke:: Oh you guys are such whores! lol!! then be lyke... oh.. i'm a bit horney myself.. mind lickin my peeter... kinda joke with them about it... ya know.. then it might just make them feel bad... i have friends lyke that. and i hate them :) okay! Well Hope i've helped
-[Me]-
|
I need a little advice here. The guy I like seems to always be too busy. I try to talk to him as much as i can, but I'm not sure if i get the point across that I like him. I have a suspision that he likes me back, but the one time I asked him if he liked me online, he wouldn't answer because he said we had to talk in person. Is this a good thing? And how do I tell him that I like him? Am i supposed to wait for him to make the first move?
Thanks to you if you answer.. (link)
|
uhm!! wow.. toughy... hmm... well!! i think that the whole talking in person thing isa okay thing.. maybe he wants to grab yet tit.. or.. make out with ya or sumtin.. lmao oh my.. lmao but... and be lyke.. up front about you lykin him.. be all:: hey... I'm Kinda Crushin On ya...
lmao! wait for him to make the first move. god knows you dont want him to think your desperate.. do you?
wEll hope i've helped -[Me]-
|
Okay, I'm goin out w/ this guy we'll call hi "John" John is a very sweet guy who I used to be friends w/ up until a few days ago. He found out I had liked him all year and I also found this out about him so we decided to go out. I can tell he still really likes me b/c of what he says and how we're always around each other but I have 3 questions! 1) he's really shy. his ex said it takes him a few weeks but how can i make him feel more comfortable till then. 2) How can I get him to hold my hand or kiss me or anything! 3) How do we make it last over x-mas break. we never see each other when we're not in school! (link)
|
1- Don't push it! lol! be as "shy" as him. lol
2- Do it first! be lyke.. yer goin to give him a hugg and kiss him on the cheek. ya never know he mite lyke that
3- CALL HIM! or tell him to call you. it'll be okay as long as you COMMUNICATE lmao!!
Well!! It Looks Lyke I've Done My Good deed For The Day!
-[Me]-
|
okay.. today.. we could leave school if we wanted to as long as we had rides.. and i didnt have one.. so i was asking everyone to take me home.. but nobody could.. so i asked this guy im *talking* to to take me home.. and he said no because he was going to his "cousins" house.. so.. i was like.. o well.. okay.. so.. i found a ride with this hot guy from my first period.. and as we were driving i saw the gy im *talking to* in his car.. not going towards his cousins house.. i dont know what i should do? (link)
|
Stop whining.. wow.. he lied.. itz nothing to ruin yer friendship over. maybe he just dont lyke you. maybe he hates you.. maybe you shud go hang yerself and waste my tyme with a more... useful question. gawd damn whiney fucking whores.
-[Me]-
|
My exbf chris and I only dated from march-july, then I broke up with him. It was more of a mutual break up, bc we just stopped talking and it was the right thing to do. Well I still care about him bc he was apart of my life for a while and I used to love him. I dont have any feelings for him I just want to be friends with him. We have pretty much been fighting since July 7th when we broke up. He says that he hates everything about me. I dont see what I do that makes him hate me so much. Hes like the only exbf of mine that says everything abuot me is terrible.I just dont get him. I have to see him everyday at school bc we are in a class together. I just want him to be friends with me. His best friend is my best friend nichole. So it is kind of hard not to care about him when he is friends with eveyrone but me. I dont even remember the last time that he and I had a good conversation.Thats all I want more then anything. I have been more depressed then anything right now and all I want to do is talk to him. He used to say back in september or w/e that he would always be here for me to talk to. Why can he still be like that? I gave up on being trying to be friends with him about 2 months ago. I want to try again. I miss him I guess. I almost killed myself and I wondered if I did it, then would he care, or would he be happy that I am dead. How can I be friends with him. I am such a sweet gurl and I have alot of friends. Guys like me, Im a good friend, why doesnt he? (link)
|
.... yer not sweet.... and lemme tell ya summtin....
GUYS DONT LYKE YOU, THEY ONLY WANT IN YER PANTS
and ya kno what.. i dont see why you shud care so much about some gross lyttle boy who hates you.. i been there before.. but hunn... i can deal with it.... people hatin aint a big deal dont let it git to you..
grow the fuck up and stop bein sucha whiney bitch, no wonder he hates you...
|
I used to be best friends with this one girl maddie for 3 years..she was really close friends with jaime too.. after a while i started hanging out with jaime and never talked to maddie.. me and jamie practicatlly hated her! but it was immature so i started being her friend again after a year.. but jamie gets so mad when i talk to maddie.. what should i do! (link)
|
ditch em both! naah im jk!! you shud just be lyke.. hey dudes... i lyke you bother fer friends.. i dont think that just cause you hate her i gotta hate her too.. ya kno? WeLL!!! if thatt dont work you got sum immature friends
|
Just when I finally get over my ex boyfriend he comes back into my life. He calls me out of nowhere saying that he wants to be a one woman man. I can not describe how I feel about him and I don't know why I have these feelings the way that I do. We broke up about three years ago for something that I did. We did attempt to try again several times but it was never the same because he's the type that has a problem about trusting females. I know that I really do want us to try again even though I know that he has so much drama with him. Last year I told him how I felt, but I honestly think that he didn't want to hear it at that time. He keeps giving me all these mixed signals and I am tired of it. He didn't call me and a week and who knows when the next time I'll hear from him. I just want to know what I should do about this situation because it seems as if fate keep bringing us together and he always looks at me as if he want to say something but he don't. It's alot more to the story but that's the main facts. (link)
|
uhm.... lemme tell ya sumtin
hesa guy.. yera girl... just fuck him and git it over with.. god knows thatz all he wants
|
well ive been talking to this boi jeff for 3 weeks and my friend kathryn said that jeff said he don't like me..if he don't like me why does he alwayz want to come up n junk im so confussed he ignored me yesterday after the parade..i talked to him forlike 3 mins. n the band room cause i was with tara but he ignored me after that never did talk to me again...should i talk to jeff about this or believe kathryn and still ask jeff about it??
please i need help on this
(link)
|
if he dont lyke you.. he dont lyke you.. dont worry bout it hunn.. just because you got feelins for him dont mean that he loves you okay? okay.. im glad we've all got this figured out
|
okay, the guy i really like just asked me out. yay. but the down side is hes punk. and im prep. i kno i kno it shouldnt matter. but if i go out with him i kno pplz are gonna look at me different, think im different and treat me different. i cant stand it. i really like this guy help me, should i or shouldnt i go out with him??? (link)
|
GO OUT WITH THA DUDE!! GOD KNOWS PUNKS ARE THE HOTTEST SEXYEST MEN EVER CREATED!!! lmao!!! who cares if people look at you differently..
maybe it wouldnt hurt to change and be different.. fuck bein a prep.. preps suck *((haha fuckers!!))*
|
my bf and me have been going out for 2 weeks now. and it just weird. he has already told me that he loves me and everything. i can't stand that and when i told him not to say that, he got kinda upset. so then he told his friend that i said i love you first, and then his friend wants me and him to break up with him. and today when i wrote him a letter about it i was kinda mad. and during the passing period he came right up to me in the big lunch room and started yelling at me infront of god and everybody. i walked away trying not to cry, but when i walked into 3rd period i was balling. he told me later that i started it. and that he is tired of my prissy attitude. what do i do? what would you do? would you stay with him? should i dump him? i like him a lot (link)
|
just cuz you lyke him dont mean he lykes you
move on... theres gonna be other hotties.. theres gonna be other luvrs.. yer gonna find someone else.. dump the shit bag.. and hes right.. you did start it. you shuda not written him a note.. you shuda asked him bout it to his face.. *((older people.. dont kno NUTIN))*
|
ok, my parents, dont smoke..or say they dont. when theyre in their room, and they leave and let me go in there..it smells horrible..like smoke, but not cigarette smoke. ive been to a concert...and smelled mostly everything there is to be smoked, and one of the smells is what i smell in my parents room. last year i was looking for presents around xmas(hehe) and i had heard of looking in btween the bed and the mattress, so i tried there. i found a couple of baggies with something in them..and no it wasnt a cd or anything.. well everyonce inawhile, i see a pipe stickin out from under the bed.the othr nite it finally hit me what the smell was..pot..so jus a second ago, i went in(theyre not home) and lifted up the matress, what do i find?the pipe i saw, and some baggies with the same stuff. so i went to freevibe.com to see what it could b..and i think it is pot. if they are, i need them to tell me, even though i noe that wont happen. if they are i wanna get out of the house and go stay with my aunt. the thing is, i love my parents, and theyre BOTH sunday school teachers.do u think they are? and if they are..how can i stop it or let them realize i know? (link)
|
dude... be fuckin honest with them.. be lyke
i know you guys are pot heads.. why dont you share with me?
lmao
thatz what my dad sayd he told me if he ever found out i wasa pot head.. but i'm not
dont worry bout it dude
they cant die from pot... itz just pot
|
I am going to a dance tonight. I really want to ask this boy I like. Should I ask him? What should I say? I don't want to ask him around his friends because they are really insenstive and they are jerks. Any ideas? I need help ASAP. Thanks. I will rate. (link)
|
ASK HIM!! be lyke All:: I Dont Lyke You That Much, BUT! i wanna go to the dance with you, will you go with me as friends?!
|
Okay, so there's this guy in my school that most of the girls would give their leg to date (not literally of course) He's one of the best skateboarders around, and was even chosen to go to this contest thing across the US... Anyways, he's so cute and he doesn't even know it. From what I've heard he doesn't like having a gf because it gets in the way of skateboarding. A few weeks ago he(Mark) broke up with the girl I have hated since elementary school (she used to pick on me before I lost a lot of weight and discovered make up. lol) This guy that I know from around my neighborhood is dating my best friend n also friends with Mark. He told me that he thought I was 'hot' and that he liked me. Well, he is also really shy. You'd think that because of all of this attention from girls and skating he wouldn't be, but he is. I was hanging out watching them skateboard and he didnt do anything but look over at me a few times. So, before I left I heard him say "No hug?" which was the first time i heard him say anything really. So i gave him a hug and left... When i passed him in school Mark barely said anything other than a "Fine dont say hi to me, i see how it is" so I did and my friends and I walked on to class. When I've passed by him, I saw his eyes on me the whole time we walked by each other and I know he did it on purpose for me to see. I can't help it, I like him so much even though I don't know much about him. Something about being not like the other guys who make those rude comments as you walk by. He's just... So cute! lol. Well, I don't know what to do anymore. I've been talking to him as much as I can, but I don't want to ask if he wants to hang out because I think that's his job and I really want to get to know him better. I also don't believe he likes me because i tend to put myself down a lot and I don't think that he *could* like me. I'm thinking of the worst, like, its all a joke or not true or something, not that he really does like me. Can someone help me with what I could do? Thanks ((I rate if that helps any... Btw, Mark is 16 and I am 14)) (link)
|
AWWW how cute! all you can do is be yerself
And lyke... BEYERSELF! lmao! but you shud tell him you lyke him.. that'll prolly ease the tensions yer feeling... but other then that.. theys aint nutin i can say..
ookie!
hope i've Helped >(LaUrA)
|
ok, so i dont think im ugly, but i know im definitely not gorgeous, and when i get compliments on my body or anything else from guys, i don't know how to respond. I've had self-esteem issues and when i hear these compliments, im glad someone thinks of me that way, but i dont wanna sound like "OMG! Im hot shit.." How do i respond to these compliments without sounding like im hot shit or end up rejecting them? (link)
|
BE Lyke!! Well I'm Glad Someone Other Then My Invisible Friend Thinks So...
>:D i never git compliments.. but i did once.. and i was lyke
HAHA YEA RIGHT!
you shud be lyke that.. be lyke... OH YEA..! IM HOTTER THEN HELL HUH BUDDIE... jsut be lyke sarcastic about it... or lyke be lyke.. ooo hey hottie you aint all that bad yerself... returnin the compliment isa good way to make them GOAWAY! lmao! ookie
Hope I've Helpes >(LaUrA)
|
ok im a 15 year old dude and my gf goes to a dif skool and it really sux i know most of u think thats gay but itz all good.. but i don't get to see her a whole lot i don't get my car for three months. do u know how i can strengthen my relationship for these next three months b4 i can see her a whole lot more? (link)
|
THERESA FONE!! THERESA BUS!! THERSA TAXI!! damn dude are you THAT stoopid i mean jesus.... thatz pritty damn self explaintory... send her stuff in the mail.. thatz always a good surprise..
okay well.. hope i've helped >(LaUrA)
|
i have a 3 year old bichon frise, and he IS potty trained. when he was younger we would let him out like 10 times a day to pee. well all the sudden this year he's been peeing on the carpets like at least once a week. we're selling our house, so we got BRAND NEW CARPETS throughout the house, and he still keeps peeing on those! we even get the spray stuff to disguise the smell so he won't go back to the spot but he still does. my dad says if he pees in our new house we're giving him away! =( so how do i get him to stop? i suggested obedience school but they said no he's too old. how do we discipline him PLEASE help if you know about dogs. (link)
|
MAYBE! hes too old... it happens... maybe hes just marking his territory
start keeping him out more tymes a day. my dog is a lyttle over a year and were styll tryin to house train her..
but yea.. theres rilly nutin you can do
besides walkin him more... taken him outside more.. stuff lyke that..
well hope i've Helped >(LaUrA)
|
ok..most older sisters r mean to their younger sisters when they follow them around or sumthin annoyin like that. i try to stay away from my sister b/c all she duz is yell at me! and i really dont do nething!! i hate yelling at ppl so i dont want to yell at her back. ne advice on wut to do?? (link)
|
PUNCH HER!! KICK HER ASS!! thatz what i do.. but i dont rilly care if people yell at me.. imma middle child i git hell from my older sis and my younger brother..
just learn to stick up fer yerself and stop bein sucha pussy "I DONT LYKE IT WHEN PEOPLE YELL AT ME" well SORRY HUN itz gonna happen so you shud just grow up and git over it. maybe someday she'll appreciate you kikin her ass.. or MAYBE! JUST MAYBE! you only talk to her when shes PMSIN... thatza hard tyme of the month lyttle girlie.... so.. yaa just KICK HER ASS!! >:D! ookie
hope i've helped >(LaUrA)
|
Alright I'm a 17 year old male. I met this girl through a friend of a friend basically. At first it was rather awkward cause I'm a really shy person but she isnt. Then we got to know eachother rather well and became good friends. But I love this girl, shes so great. I've told her this and at first she started ignoring me. Then she was okay with it. She never said she loved me back. She just said it was okay If I loved her. So I started being more nice to her. I baught her lunch for a month,I pre-ordered the new Ev CD for her (she's a HUGE Ev fan), I gave her a necklace too... then she suddenly started ignoring me again. She won't even talk to me anymore. Some of her friends claim I freaked her out because I baught her stuff but... I was just being me. Being nice. I just wanted to see her happy. Anyhow, she's talking to me again but its not like before. It's only a hello here and there. So What do I do? (link)
|
GIVE IT UP BUDDIE! SHE DONT LOVE YOU! YOU DONT LOVE HER! you people just need to stop thinkin yer in love.. YER NOT INLOVE WITH SOMEONE TIL YA FUCKED EM! THATZ THE END OF IT
and if ya aint fucked her yet... then im sorry friend.. YER NOT INLOVE! haha! >:D
welll i hope i did a lyttle help... >(LaUrA)
|
hi..okay i had asked this guy i liked out to do something with me..before this we hadnt' rally talked too much but he sorta followed me a little at lunch and i cud tell and it was pretty cute..ppl told me that he prolly likes m n stuff so wen i asked him he sed he didnt know if he cud make it to where we were going..then on monday (i has asked on friday)he completely ignored me and on tuestday too..What do u think this means? I was getting a good vibe from him before and now he just randomly started to ignore me..cud he b nervous, or maybe he just stopped liking me..thanks a bunch you guys. (link)
|
HE HATES YOU! you should go kill yerself... then the world would be worth livin in >:D!! ookie!
>(LaUrA)
|
|