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I just want to confirm something, we have hbo with our cable package - we can watch HBO channels and watch HBO moves On Demand. I recently discovered HBO Go where you can apparently stream HBO movies and tv shows but I'm a bit confused. Are we about to use HBO Go for free since we also have HBO in our cable package, or do we also have to pay extra to use the HBO Go services? Thank you! (link)
No, you do not have to pay extra. You just use your cable login and if you have HBO you can get HBO Go for free.


I sent a few nudes to a guy I met online and he's sent me money in return for them and now he's blackmailing me saying if I don't send him something else then he'll post all my pics on the internet.. Is there anything I can do to stop him? Can the police do anything? (link)
If you have the messages you can report them to the police or a school counselor as evidence. The police can reverse search his number and find him.


I am 12 and I watch porn is that a bad thing
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Legally pornography is enforced to those ages 18 and older, however that rule is hardly enforced in today's digital age and the constantly moving line of what is porn and what is not.

However, be aware there is a difference between real and fake. Real women will never have boobs that big or do whatever you please. The "first time" will likely be a lot sloppier and awkward then porn portrays it. And you likely won't "reach it" at the same time.


My husband is in the military and after 13 years he is separating due to medical reasons. He wants to move back to our hometown to be near both of our families, primarily his mother and aunt. Well, I am hesitate. I didn't have the best childhood due to both of my parents being alcoholics. They both still drink heavily and can get violent and emotional when doing so. My oldest brother still lives in the area and drinks excessively as well. To top it off, my sister-in-law and her husband live about an hour away and love to drink and party and are somewhat open swingers. Their sexually active 15 year old daughter is free to do as she pleases and their 12 year old son is often left on his own. While I respect my husband for wanting to be near his mother and his disabled aunt, I am having a hard time dealing with the fact of being near the rest of our family. While it would be nice to be near family, this is not the situation I have envisioned. I don't want our children thinking drinking excessively and having multiple partners is okay. Should I accept the fact we are moving back and deal with the situation as it comes or continue trying to talk my husband into moving somewhere else? (link)
That highly depends. How old are your children, if you have any yet? They need to be taught there's a difference between right and wrong, as they'll likely be encountering people who drink excessively/have multiple partners in their own life.

If you feel like they're going to harm or abuse the children in any way, don't go and try to work things out with your husband.


i have been confused about what i should be, i am a female that is more comfortable dressing in male clothes, i act more masculine then i do feminine however i do have certain female traits that keeping coming out (maternal - from when i was a step mum). i have been reading up and considering going through with a sex change operation. the only thing that is holding me back is i want kids and want to be able to conceive naturally. (link)
A sex change operation is a lot of money and you need to make sure you're ready to go through with it. I know there are girls who keep their ovaries and their uterus after getting a sex change and are still capable of getting pregnant.


So I was on "BuzzFeed" and I saw a quiz titled "What can you learn from your star sign today?". Here are the questions it asked:
- Which day of the week is it?
- What Starsign are you?
- Which birthstone is yours?
- Which day is your birthday on?
- Which month is your birthday in?
- Have you had lunch today?

The results said I'm pregnant and I got really scared by it. Is it just a stupid test? I've never had sex before. I'm just a teenager. (link)
No, it is highly impossible that you could get pregnant through an online test. Unless Buzzfeed personally came over and had sex with you, there's nothing to worry about.

Also, the results are automated. I got that I'm pregnant too...and I'm a guy. Pretty sure that's impossible.


Someone is blackmailing on kik. I sent him nude photo of mine, he want me to send again if I will not he said that he will post it online website wherein all country can see it. I dont know what to do. He said that he will spread it and all my friends can see it. Im afraid Im fron Hungary. Need help (link)
How old are you? If you're under 18, tell him that he can go to jail for what he's blackmailing you with as it's child pornography.

I'm not entirely sure what the laws on blackmail are in Hungary, but do you know where this other person lives?


So, I'm a 14 year old girl and I honestly can't cope with the way my parents tell me to live, I feel like I am trapped in my home and I can't do anything!
They have these rules that I cannot go on my iPad/phone until 8pm every night, even at weekends I'm not aloud to use them. They say I'm to antisocial and I need to get out more, I go almost everywhere with them! I do go to town with friends aswell. They won't let me out of my town, I live in Barnstaple, devon and I'm not even aloud to Exeter or Bristol to go on a shopping trip with friends which is only about 2 hours away. Also I'm not aloud to be friends with a few people I know, one of them because there is a rumour going around that her mum is a prostitute and the other one who is my best friend and I still hang out with her secretly because she said something rude on Facebook like 2 years ago! It annoys me how I can't be friends with who I want to be friends with. My parents won't let me go out after school and I always have to be back home at 4pm if I go anywhere, which means I can't go out in the evening or at night and have a laugh :(
They also won't let me use social networks other than Facebook and Twitter, I want to be able to use snapchat, Instagram and tumblr but I'm not aloud to have it on my phone, another thing is that my dad still reads my texts and my messages with friends online!!! I'm 14 and I literally have no privacy! It's really annoying I want to just tell him "no, I won't give you my phone" or just not tell him the lock to my phone but he always makes me! :(
This is really annoying me now how I feel like I am stuck with nothing to do and no privacy at all :(
Anyone know what I could do? (link)
That\'s a toughie. They do sound kind of overprotective, but at the same time as parents it\'s their job to protect you.

Have you tried sitting down and talking to them maturely? Maybe offering to do more around the house in exchange for these privileges?


my heart has been doing weird stuff so i was looking what can be wrong with the heart and it said "coronary artery disease" but i don't know what that means. can some one please explain so a 16 year old can understand? (link)
Coronary heart disease is when the area around the heart hardens making it harder for blood to flow to the heart, which can cause chest pain or a heart attack if left untreated.

However, most patients are male and above the age of 30. If you think something weird is going on though, you should ask your parents to take you to the doctor just to be safe.


I have a FAFSA loan thing that I have to do for school. Do you know how long I have until the deadline for it to be turned in? (link)
June 30, 2014.


I have been on/off with my current boyfriend for about a year and i always told him i have feelings for him, even when i had a boyfriend at the time, i just wanted him. By the end of that year we got together and he disappeared for a week or so, no calls no texts and picks up after many calls very coldly.
I started seeing someone else and then he started apologizing to me, I said OK but i was never ok, because I have trust and intimacy issues and then i told him im seeing someone else, but he said i had to choose, n i chose him. I met the other guy and we had a stupid quicky, never happened again, i tried to actually be with the other guy but i loved number one too much and i really fell for him.
all this was at the first month and a half of our relationship, and 4months in i told him something and it took us to me telling him about the whole thing.
I am trying now after 4months since i have done my cheating (which i would like to say a stupid mistake) to gain his trust and help him overcome this.
But ii want to know, from all of you, when you have serious and major trust issues, due to a history of abuse for more than 15yrs, does that really make you a cheater, like what i did.

All i was trying to do was to be fair to myself and assertive, as men always get a piece of me for nothing, and i was trying to just protect myself and be safe, i did wrong.
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No matter what it's going to be a while before he can trust you again. After all, you did cheat on him, in his mind he's wondering; "if she did it once, can't she do it again?"

Continue to do your best for him.


I am confused on how to make myself orgasm
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Orgasms can be caused by masturbation, fingering, and sex.


Hello. I have had sex with my blyfriend before and i thought that i was pregnant. So i looked up symptoms of pregnancy and theni started feeling them. Could stress cause this to happen . (link)
See a doctor or take a pregnancy test. It could be all in your head or it could not be.




Where can I find coupons? I am looking to save a ton of money this year. I have watched "Extreme Couponing" and was wondering where I can find manufacturing coupons without expiration dates? (link)
Newspapers are a good source. If you're really hellbent on this go dumpster diving like the people on that show do.


What does it mean if you bleed a lot everytime I poop (link)
Rectal bleeding can be caused by:

hemorrhoids
anal fissure
anal abscess or fistula
diverticulosis/diverticulitis
inflammatory bowel disease (IBD)
ulcers
large polyps
colon cancer

I would see a doctor about this.


Me and my boyfriend just had sex and he nutted right on myvagina..im freaking out! I wiped it off as soon as he gave me something to wipe it off.. what are my chances ?!
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Do some jumping jacks to make sure all the cum's out of you. 50-50 chance it seems.


About 4 years ago, I came across a stray cat fighting. I scared away the other cat and nursed his wounds. He was very grateful and started to come by my house almost every day. He had the cutest meow that kinda sounded like "Rroooww" sort of a roar haha. I love him to bits and even gave him a name, Tangy. He came to my call and loved on me. Problem is, I can't have him in the house because he might spray. The last time I saw him, I'd say he was maybe 8. He stopped coming by my house this year during late summer. I don't know if someone took him in or if he's dead. I constantly worry about him. Does anyone have an idea what might have happened to him?
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It's possible someone took him in. It seemed like you were taking good care of him, and 8 is quite young for a cat to die.


My boyfriend broke up with me.I want him back but he don't. I have a friend who talk with me everyday.My family don't know about my boyfriend or my friend.My friend is a boy and my family don't like me talking with a boy.Now my whole family knows that I always talks at midnight with somebody.They are going to find it out.If they finds that my friend is a boy, they are going to hate me anyway.So,I want to die to show my boyfriend that I could die for him and I want to die to get myself out of all this trouble.Someone give me a way to die. please!!
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Dear, don't kill yourself. You've got much more to live for. Fuck your family, if they don't want you near one of your friends move out.


I love to read. I visited the school library a lot and read books ALWAYS returning them on time. I checked a book out and was going to return it but a rule stated we couldn't go to our lockers in the morning or at lunch. So, I tried to figure out a way to get it back but I never had enough time. I just got a letter from the librarian (whos always nice) saying that I couldn't use the library anymore. My parents got really mad and I don't know what to do because I am so embarrassed and afraid that he'll yell at me....What do I do?

Also, if I tell him what I explained he probably won't believe me..(Plus we only get 4 minutes between each class. (link)
Let me just say your school sucks and you'd be better off transferring. What's the point of even having a locker if you can't hardly use it. It's also worth a shot to try talking to the librarian. How long have you had the book?


So my period came on September 5th. I had sex with guy #1 my ex boyfriend on September 14th but he DID NOT ejaculate in me, and we've been dating for some time. And has been having unprotected sex, and I have not gotten pregnant. I had sex with guy #2 which is my new boyfriend on September 17th and he DID ejaculate in me, and that was the only time. I went to the doctors and they said the day I conceived was September 19th and I'm expected to have my baby June 12. 2014. Which one is the father? Need help please!!! (link)
How the hell did you get a new boyfriend and bang him in three days?




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