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Q: OK heres the dealio
i HATE showers...they just seem like a waste of time for me. Does anyone know any ways that will make showering fun?? no sarcastic answers please. Thanks
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Hmmph...
Haha...
I can't answer this one.
Just take a shower. Please.
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Q: Ummm...I at the moment have dark dark brown hair. My natural color is medium brown but then I dyed it dark red and decided I didn't like it. Then dyed it this dark brown that I currently have. The thing is I love change so I'm thinking about dying it black. Not very very black or blue black or anything like that but just a soft black maybe. I think the contrat would be awesome with my eye color. I have a very unique sea mist light blue with dark rims. Any comments or suggestions will be rated high.
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Whoa. Your hair's going to fall out. Quit dying it and get some stuff to fix it.
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Q: Just curious, What would happen to my body if I stayed awake for 3-4 days, only taking 45 minute naps 2 times each of those 3 days?
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You would spontaneously implode.
'Nuff said.
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Q: I have a blushing problem. Whenever I think about blushing or see my crush, I start blushing. My friends are like "your face is always red!" It's become like a habit now. How can I stop blushing like this?
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Paint your whole face black or red. Then no one will ever know.
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Q: What's the best season of Sex and the City? I'm going to go rent one of them but I don't know which one to rent, I've seen bits and pieces throughout the whole show and don't need to start from the first season, so which one should I rent?
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I'd say the last one was my personal favorite.
Like when it ended...
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Q: theirs this boy and he wants to go out with me for the 3rd time.i really like him but i jus know he is gonns dump me again for a dmumb reason. i dont know what to do.
help me ^O^
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Q: In the Casper cha cha Slide, it says to do the charlie Brown. What is that? thankx
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It's where you get hit in the head with a baseball.
Enjoy.
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Q: haha i like your brutal truth factor..and its really funny too!lol
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Thank you. I appreciate those morons out there that give me something to work with.
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Q: Hello,
When I am sitting in class, doing my work, and i become slightly bored, i partake in a slightly disgusting habit.
I bite a sliver of a nail off of a finger, keep it in my mouth, then use my tongue to position it so i could slide it out the front end between my two front teeth. I continue doing this at least 4 to 6 times, then swallow the nail.
I am interested in stopping this habit for myself, because I don't think anyone notices it.
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That's icky. You don't know where those fingernails have been...
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Q: april fools is coming up!!!yeah!!!i want a really good trick to play on my friends, please don't suggest anything that will hurt them though.thanks!
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Invite them over and tell them you want to show them a new random thing. Tell them the random thing is in a back room of your house and when they go in to look, shove a grizzly in the room and lock the door.
Fun for everyone!
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Q: i know i have dreams.. i just cant remember any of them! they are nightmares and they wake me up.. i think about them for awhile.. then i go back to sleep but when i wake up again i dont remember them anymore i just know i had a dream because i remmeber waking up.. is this weird?
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Yes. You are a pitiful freak. ill cry for you tonight.
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Q: Hiya,
I was just wondering...what's the point of a hidden track on a CD? I know they're there and how to get at them and all that, but WHY are they there?
Thanks!!
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So it will stress out people like you so you'll come post on advice columns like this and give us all a good laugh.
Thank you for submitting to their will.
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Q: um this sounds kind of dumb... but are big heads a turn-off or like a bad quality that would turn a guy away from a girl... my heads pretty big and i hate it but theres nothing i can do.. its a big deal to me but is it a big deal to other people.. what do you think, any advice?
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I asked my boyfriend and he said he thinks abnormally large heads are very attractive.
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Q: I recently signed up for an online DVD rental membership. The envelope seals have been opened on the past 5 DVDs I have recived. Should I contact the rental company, or should I contact to post office, or try to catch my mailman. It's just too much of a coincidence that they have all comed opened. But I am not sure who to talk to. Is someone looking at the movies? I have a locked mailbox.
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Here's a secret:
It's the CIA. They're tracking what movies you;re watching in order to better understand you in order to track you down in a dark alleyway and grill you for eveything you know about Roswell!
Or at least that's what happened to me.
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Q:
...I want world peace. Anyone with me?
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Q: How do u get a girl to kiss you? Or find out if she wants you to kiss her? or let her know that u want her to kiss you or be kissed by u?
Thnx 4 da help!
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Walk up to her and put her over your shoulder. Take her home to meet your family. After your brother falls in love with her and marries her, go visit them in their mansion in Palm Springs. Walk up to the door, ring the doorbell. When she comes to the door say,"Welcome to the family," snd kiss her.
Sorry but that's the only scenario I see working out for someone who comes on here to ask for advice on getting a first kiss.
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Q: 14/f hey does anyone know what i should wear on valentines day? nothing pink or anything like that-- i absolutly hate the holiday but i want to look cute .... maybe get a guys attention? lol nothing black either
thanks!
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Go to school naked. That'll get somebody's attention.
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Q: I'm really scared. I will soon have to have 2 teeth pulled! I was wondering how much it hurts, can you feel them actually pulling the teeth out, and how long it takes for it to stop hurting after you get them pulled. Please help! I'm really scared!!! I rate 5's by the way.
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Well first they tie strings to both of your teeth. Then they attack the strings to the tails of Siamese bob cats. Then they get Rottweilers to chase the Siamese Bob cats. Then the kitties run. Out comes the tooth.
Novocaine is for wimps.
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Q: Why do people make fun of white people? I mean, it's just a color....Also, people will make fun of me because I'm Jewish and it hurts because Jews fought for their freedom just like black people, so why is skin color such a big deal?
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Because 8 out of 10 people are seriously stupid.
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Q: is there any other way to get rid of moles besides a dermatologist removing them? i have some in embarrassing spots that i could never tell my mom or a dermatologist and i was wondering if there was any way that i could do it
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Light a candle and hold it on the mole for an hour. Then it will be gone.
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Gender: Female Age: 15 Member Since: February 25, 2005 Answers: 20 Last Update: November 22, 2005 Visitors: 2938
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