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Hi! I'm Brodie. I'm 17.
I drink too much and eat too much
Questions?
Not about me. About you, silly!
Ask me. I'm honest and great at giving advice.
MWAHHHHH!

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Last Update: August 26, 2006
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Can i Leave my newly button button piercing in for an MRI?

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you'll have to go back to where u got it done and have a plastic one put in :(


I'm tired of listening to the same things already.
I need new songs.
Genres: Techno; Indie; Electronica(the type that's mixed with like Indie or Rock).; Rock/Punk. Also I wouldn't mind girl bands. (link)
Forbidden lust (www.forbiddenlust.co.uk)


I recently heard that there is birthcontrol for guys i live in Missouri and i was wondering where i could find it...thanks! (link)
The only male birth control available are condoms....you can't get any male birth control pills..


Okay this is really embarassing....I went to the movies with my boyfriend last night and we decided to see Nacho Libre...well halfway through the movie I had drank a large soda and I really needed to go ut I didnt want to miss the movie. So then this really funny part happened and I laughed until I peed my pants...I was SO embarrassed and I couldnt get up because I was afraid he would notice to when we went to leave the movie I just rapped my jacket around my waist. On the car ride home he put his hand on my thigh and squeezed...I was so happy! I've never really be touched by a guy (I know I'm a weirdo) and I'm really excited and like a a crazzed fan touched by their hero I'm not sure if I want to wash the pants. I know its gross...but would it be too weird to not wash them and keep them for sentimental value? I wanted to ask my friends but I was WAY to embarrassed to ask people I know. Oh my gosh pleaase help! (link)
You should wash them. They'll always be the same pants, and they'll always have the same meaning. They just wont be unhygienic :)


DOes anybody know how to music on my myspace besides threw there music thing..I want a song on there that they don`t have..The only music thing i have is Rhapsody..
So if you help it`ll be greatly appreciated thanks (link)
If you search the band on myspace you want, quite often you'll find a quite a few fan sites with different songs by the band on them. Chances are one of them will have the song you want. Good luck :)


i couldn't find anything in the categories related to law so i'll just put it here.
what are the laws in south carolina regarding posing nude? is it necessary to be 18 or older, or can you be 17? the reason i ask is for a Suicide Girsl application i'm wanting to fill out (link)
It's normally 18+ , but I've heard that some states (dont know which ones) will let you pose topless at 16+ with your parents permission


Everything on my desktop keeps disappearing. [Windows XP] it's only happening to my log in name.
what's going on? sometimes i can find my files HIDDEN in some other ones.. but now i can't.
where did it go?
it's not in the recycle bin or in any other persons files.
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Check for virus'son your desktop. You can find good programmes at all computer shops. After youi've got rid of the virus it would be sensible to install afirewall/antivirus programme on your computer (e.g. Norton) Good luck :)


I'm going to try to become a vegatarian. I just want to try it out and see if I can live without meat. I heard it helps lose weight. I AM NOT GOING TO BE ANOREXIC! I'm just not going to eat meats. I know meat has a lot of protein, so besides meat what are some healthy foods that have protein? (link)
Quorn is a meat substitute, it's probably the biggest meat substitute brand (and contains lots of protein). If you're looking away from like meat products then you should eat lots of nuts and pulses,these are high in protein :)


Okay, what are some subtle ways to flirt with guys without being overly obvious?? and guys, what makes a girl stand out or atractive? what makes you like a girl? ANYthing i should know! THANKS A LOT!! (link)
Make sureyou look at him alot,and he sees you looking at him. Touching his hands/armsetc is also very 'flirty'. Don't ignore him, thats really unnattractive :)


This may sound silly but, I just got a new hamster.. He is black and has a white line on his tummy. I was just wondering if anyone has any cute names for a black boy hamster that are unique.
Thankz! :) (link)
Judas :)


the other day, i was walking around in the woods and must have touched some type of plant that had a bunch of sharp balck things on it.the sharp black things got stuck in my fingers.i got all but about 2 out.these 2 are really deep in my finger.there kind of like bee stings.what can i do to get them out?is there some sort of cream i can put on it to make them come out?

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Use tweezers. You may need to cut a whole in the surface first though to get to it. Itr'll probably hurt but its better than having it stuck under your skin :)


i like this guy! and he always i/m me on AIM i never i/m him. but like for the first 5 minutes we talk and then i run outta things to talk about and then we just stop talking and then eventually he signs off without saying anything! whenever i see him i can talk with him though its weird..but i feel bad that i dont know what to talk about! by the way im 16/f. (link)
Talk to him about stuff you like, i.e. music/clubs etc, and if you have one of those things in common just talk about that,then try and find out something else you have in common to talk about. Eventually you'll just think of stuff to talk about naturally. Good luck :)


I just saw the movie "Edward Scissorhands" with Johnny Depp and it was wonderful. For those who have seen it, I didn't get the end...when Kim as an old woman says "I don't know whether he's alive or not" and then they show Edward making an ice statue of her dancing in the snow, was she having a flashback, or was the film showing Edward at that moment she was talking? (link)
Amazing film :)
I'm pretty sure it isn't a flashback, but like with all the best films,there are bits where you're in control of what youthink happens (i.e. theres nothing to say it was/wasnt a flashback) :)


I hate stereotyping! And people are always calling me goth or emo, (im considered emo). But I hate it when I'm called gothic. They don't know whether I'm with God or not! I wish they'd all just stop judging! I don't know what else to do. I always just get a deep voice and say "be careful what you wish for", gothics seek revenge". LOL. j/k. But what could I say to get them to stop???

Thanx
~KAYLA~ (link)
Theres always going to be some idiots that stereotype, whether its religion/colour/style/age ......but most of it is wrong. All this goth/chav/skater stuff nowadays is pretty crap. Don't worry about what they say, they just say it because these people are so insecure they need to 'group' other people and feel they are too good too sink into one of these groups. (because popular opinion puts accross that goths/chavs etc are all horrible people) Ignore, these people are to stupid to stop :)


there is this boy that sumtimes stare at me i want to know if he likes me (link)
He's definately interested in you. You have to talk to him though, it'll be the only definate way of finding out whether if his interest is because he likes you :)


Some people say that money isn't everything. But is this really true? If a person makes minimum wage and can barely afford food, can that person still be happy? (link)
It depends how you personally feel about everything. Virtually everyone has at least a speck of materialiastic need in them, so for almost everyone having no money will stop you being happy. There are a few people who can be happy though. If you're on minimum wage you're in a good situation compared to some people (e.g. 3rd World countries) so yes you can be happy. But you have to be content with what you can get :) it's not easy, but its possible


am i an idiot :( (link)
Only in no ways :)


I am getting an MRI scan soon for my head (jaw). Would I have to take out a belly button barbel? It's some type of surgical metal I don't quite remember what type. Is there anyway I can keep it in? I have had the piercing for a couple of months but I still have a month to go before I can take it out or change it and I really don't want to mess with it.

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I'm pretty sure you'll have to take it out. RI scans use really powerful magnets. It shouldnt matter though if its only for a really short time. Good luck :)


I gained wait over the summer. But not a lot. Only maybe a pound or two. But I feel like my stomach is flabby and I can make it more fit. How do I get a six pack (or somewhat close to it) by september second- when school starts?

f/13 (link)
If you want a six pack eating a good balanced diet is important. You should also try working out, particularly sit ups (try doing them in moderation at first then build them up each day). Good luck :)



okay so im 16 and i have never made out. i now have a new boyfriend and im nervous. like a part of me doesnt want him to kiss me and i dont know why. am i just nervous or am i still not ready? i mean im fine with the quick peck on the lips but i dont want to make out. i dated a guy for like 6 months without making out.. i know this cant go on forever but ah i dont know... also in a way the whole tounge in the mouth thing grosses me out... and i dont know how kiss so i wouldnt know what to do. everyone tells me to just go with the flow.. but sitll. wont your teeth knock together?
anyways..

what is wrong with me? (link)
Making out isnt just about sticking your tongue straight in somebodys mouth (how many times i've made that mistae lol :s). If you dont wanna do it thats fine, you shouldnt. But if you're curious just try it once, and see what its like, and you can not do it again if you dont like it. You're teeth shouldnt bash together. Good luck whatever you decide :)




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