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I'm very straight foward. If I have something to say, then I'm going to say it. I'm like, different. When I give advice I put myself in the peoples shoes and then I say what I have to say. No one can stop me from saying what I have to say. I'm like really, really, really into giving advice to people and like I can always help anyone with anything! Trust me, I'm good that way! I can always give you sound advice which usually has 2 choices with explaintions to them.

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I think I love my best friend, but I still kind of like this other guy. I have no idea if I love him as a close friend or more than just a friend. He has a girlfriend, but I just have no idea on how to tell him how I feel about him without becoming all nervous around him. How do I tell him, without getting butterflies in my stomack?

Confused Teen
13, female

If you love him, then just either wait or just forget about him. There are always other people out there. So don't worry about it.

Hope all goes well,

Jenny M. aka Chong
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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me and my ex still talk but i want her back and dont no how 2 go bout it

Well, if you still love her then just try talking to her about it. Maybe she'll give in and spill her feelings for you. But, hey! That's love for you. But just try that and just hope for the best. If things don't plan out the way they're supposed to, then just keep on trying.

Good luck,
Jenny Manzanares aka Chong
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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Woah. A Foamy avatar. For a Foamy person. How cool is that? I'm going to make you a favorite columnist, just because you like Foamy. ::whispers:: Pilz-E has more funny though!

Haha, um thanks. Don't know what this has to do with anything but thanks. Haha, yeah, I love Foamy and all his "Squirrely wrathness!" But haha, yeah. Just trying to be and indivadual and make sure everyone knows me. Remember people, be your fucking self and don't let anyone tell you how or who to be. Thanks and laters. Heavy metal all the way Baby. Feel the wrath of Foamy!
Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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Me and my fiance have been together for going on 3 and half years, that was until Wednesday. We have now split, because I ask him to show me that he loves me more often, because I ask this he blames me for "cussing" at him to much. I know that it is hard for him sometimes to show me this but it is something that I feel that I need, even though I am pretty sure that he does love me. i have never cheated on him or anything to hurt him, he means more than life to me, and will give it all that I have to make sure that he is happy. This is not the first time that we have seperated, and after a few days and does eventually return but this time, my heart is not so sure. Can you tell me from a guys ppoint of view what you think will happen to my bf and I. Will you also give me advice on what to do to make sure that this never happens again??

Ok, first I'm not a guy so sorry. But this is a chick's point of view. But I asked one of my dude friends to answer this for you. But don't worry you're still going to get my view.
My dude friend said: Ok, well I know I'm not one to show my emotions that good, like I'm a super energetic person, like I'm cool to be around and everything, but like when it comes to showing feelings around a chick, it's diffrent. So I'm positive that he loves you, but he's just not comfortable with showing and expressing his feelings, but none the less he loves you and you should exept that. But if he really wants to save it he should not be afaid to show you how he feels. Very much agreeing with him. Anyways, my point of view. Well, like, if he's still your fiance then he does love you. Like doy! But...if you believe that he should show his feelings more often tthen just like tell him, whenever he feels like showing them towards you, then he'll go for it. But like, just have a long talk with him and see where it takes you. If you get married tell me how it went. Haha, good luck with everything.

Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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we have alot of classes toghter.how do i act around him @ skoo now?

For crying out loud! Is he like everywhere or something?! Ah, look, screw him, move on, forget about everything. If you already told him how you felt and he didn't you know get like all happy and everything, then move on and like screw him. You all can now just stay and have a nice friendship, which over time might grow into something else. But like, you can just act like nothing has happened between you two and everything. Like just move on chick. Also, like I mean, yeah sure, you two made out and everything. But that just first base. It's not like you went to 2nd, 3rd and home. But like, just move on, stay friends and see where that takes you. Good luck...

Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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ok i did wut u sed. he sed that he already has a gurlfrend. wut do i do?

Oh dear god! Damn, I swear. I think that what he thinks about girls and love and everything is like a big great game. But if you still really like him and everything...then just full on tell him. Get that off your chest and just move on. If he has no reaction then forget him. But if you want then you can still continue to like him and whatever, then go for it. But if you're going to want to wait for him until he breaks up with the other chick, then forget it. But mainly if you want to wait go for it, if you don't then just tell him how you feel and move on. I wish you luck!
Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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i rent a cottage in the summer and i asked my friends to come down. how can i convince my mom to let the boys stay with us? we have a tent so we could put it on the beach and we could have the boys sleep in it.

Well, just tell her that she can trust you that you won't do anything wrong or anything. If that doesn't work then just continue to tell her you won't be doning anything. That's all going to be good and clean dun and nothing will happen. Good luck and take care.
Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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i madeout with a dude but sense it happened we havnt talked alot. a gurl @ skoo sed that he used all the same lines on her. this guy has had alot of gurlz and im afraid that he just thinks of me as another gurl he madeout wif. do i ask him if it was just like a one time thing or do i forget about it? i kinda like him. am i thinking 2 much into what happened? do you think he likes me?

Well, hmm, if you really like him and if he has had tons of chicks before and like you think he thinks that you're just some chick on the street looking for someone to have fun with. Then hehe, tell him how you feel, if he can't accept that then forget him, screw him. There's other dudes that won't treat you like that. I eman, come on! If he has had tons of chicks long ago then he might just be thinking, "Oh sexy hot chick, another hoe to have fun with tonight!" No, you don't need that. But if you tell him how you feel about him and he likes you back to, then go for it. But i fhe doesn't then forget him. Move on. I bid you good luck on this heavy journey towards love honey. YOU'RE NOT A FREAKING HOE! Whoever thinks that of you are retarded from the mind! Good luck and laters.
The Loner, Loser, Lover...Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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i have these jeans that i want to put rinestones on. what kind of glue should i use???

Um, your can use something like super glue, but becareful! Um, there's hot glue, that sometimes works also. But like it depends on how big the rhinestones are and what kind of material the jeans are. Becuse if the rhinestones are like normal sized and the jeans are like somewhat a dress sor of jean type material, then go light on it. PLus remember, less is best. Don't over do it with the glue and becareful on how many rhinestones you're using.

The Loner, Loser, Lover...Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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Hey you guys!
MiSSc here, OK so here's an update from me...I have a boyfriend now and we've been going out for a month. He asked me out on Valentines Day too. I love my boyfriend so much!! He's everything that I wanted in a guy. Exactly everything that I've ever wanted in a guy! I thought I was in love many times before, but now I know that it wasn't true love. But this time I think I finally found the one for me, even my mom thinks so and our friends too. But I'm only 15, we will both be turning 16 soon. Do you think that its possible to find love so young?

Ok, well you're almost turning 16. Yeah, you can find love at a young age. Don't care about what other people say. That oh, you're too young and everything. I'm 13 and I found true love, except my guy doesn't love me the way I love him. Anyways, but yeah! You can find true love at a young age. As for the marriage part. Don't worry about that. You two have you entire lifes to live. Plus don't get settled like at 20 or anything, because you're like still in party mood by that age. So go out party. Then like when you're 24 or 25 then get married. But hey! Your life, good luck. So cute...

The Loner, Loser, Lover...Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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ok so i like this guy from work...and he obviously lieks me back...he flirts all the time and he asked for my number.is it bad to date someone from work...i mean i dont even know if it would get that far...im just asking for furture referense...i read the code of conduct or whatever for my job..and they say you can date ppl from work but you have to tell the "big boss man" whoever the hell that is..and he has to give you persmission or sumthing weird liek that. But just in general is it wrong to date someone from work??

Well, if you really like him and he really likes you, then go for it. But that thing about asking permission from your boss, that's just weird. Really, really, really, really wierd. It's like someone is always telling you who and not to date. That's just messed up. It's not like you and that other worker are going to be making out like teenagers in the bathroom or anything. But I say if you truely like him then go for it.

The Loner, Loser, Lover...Your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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i am pregnet like 2 months along, and as we know your not supposed to have sex, well my boyfriend really want it, but i cant give it to him, and i dont want him cheating on me, i was wondering if you can have anal sex while being pregnet?

No it won't hurt your child! Because it's like protected in this womb and everything, so it won't hurt the child. It'll be kinda of hard for the guys litte "friend" to hurt the child. It's not like it could poke at it or anything because the womb is protecting it. Just becareful on what positions you're using. Good luck and have fun!
The Loner, Loser, Loser...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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im goodlistener i rate most of your advice a 5 i write the poems and i did 1 for u did you like it ? you can talk wit me at elfbaby3669@yahoo

Um, ok...please don't put these freaking bogus things here! This is a site where people help other people, well most of the time. Anyways, please don't post this here! Thank laters...
The Loner, Loser, Lover...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...enjoy
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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well i just got dumped by the one boy i love..so you should pretty much get where this is going. he was my first boyfriend and we went out for a pretty long time..and i was also his first too. he dumped me a couple of hours ago and i cant stop crying..and the worst part is..he broke up with me for my best friend. he likes her and she likes him..its gonna be hard for me to see them together at school..and i dont think ill ever get over this. i feel like killing myself..and theres no one really there for me..like i mean..i dont have anyone to talk to cuz they've never felt this. its usually my best friend that i come to for advice but of course i cant talk to her cuz she already knows how i feel but obviously shes not helping..how can i get over this? i still love him with all my heart and it hurts a lot more than i thought it would..and i never expected him to dump me this soon..please help me..its killing me.

Well, honey, same thing happened to me. Um, all I can say is just try to remember that love will find you, even if you have to wait forever. Which I am also waiting for love myself right now. Um, if he dumped you for your friend then, who needs him. Because that's just a little too weird. Um, ty to forget and remember that he's not the only guy out there for you. Um, if you're still holding in all this anger and sadness, then find a way to let it all out. Like, through poetry, songs, something. Tell him how you feel also! Good luck
The Loner, Loser, Lover...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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I have this "friend"that talks behind my back!!! she even said she hated me, to my other friend!!!I don't know what i did?!! When i try to talk to her all she does is say "i don't need advise I'm not rude so shutup!!!" I think she is also a show off to impress me and my best friend!! How can i solve this?!!!

Ok, dump this friend. Ok, if she's talking behind your back, then forget her! I mean, come one! What kind of friend is that? Just forget her, if you don't want to do that, then just make her listen to what you have to say! Good luck!
The Loner, Loser, Lover...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...enjoy...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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Just recently, my family purchased a computer mouse that was the laser optical type.


I've only used the rolling ball type, so this is all new to me.


But every 5-7 minutes or so, my arrow on the screen with jump toards the side bottoms. Is this normal for this type of mouse? If not, what can i do to stop the skipping around. I'm not even pressing remotely in the way it randomly jumps.

Ok, I use the ball type also, but with my cousin that happened also. Random jumping is like not normal. Ask someone who knows computers a lot and see what the problem is. You could've gotten a rouge mouse or something is wrong with the wiring. Either way you need to get that checked out!
The Loner, Loser, Lover...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...enjoy...♥
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my mom has the perfect boyfriend, i love him to death! for every other day the past month my mom has been going out with friends from like 7 pm to in btween 3 and 4 am ! a few of my friends moms even think she is an irresponsible parent! her bf is even begging to think that. eveybody is worried. she wont listen to me or her bf when we try to help! we all want them to get married, but even her bf sed he hopes she doesnt ruin it in the end! (its a long distance relationship, we live in la, he lives in san fransico)

Ok, she has the awsomest boyfriend in the world and everyone wants them to get married. But you all don't love it that she keeps going out with some friends and comes back all late in the night?! Ok, naw you all are screwed up! Let her have some fun for crying out loud. She has a child and a boyfriend, not to mention work on top of that! Let your mom go out, have some fun, and party away! I mean come on, once you have a child you will miss all of that! She's not irresponsible, she just wants to have some fun and everything. Simple as that!
The Loner, Loser, Lover...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...enjoy...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

OK, WHAT YOU TOLD ME! YOU SHOULD'VE ADDED THAT IN THIS FUCKING QUESTION YOU FUCKING RETARD!

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I've been making clothes for myself for a while and Its so much fun...but I can't think of anything to make. So I was wondering, does anyone have any good do it yourself clothes ideas?
domo arigato to all!

Ok, if you're making your own clothes, then you full on rock, yeah! If you ran out of ideas, then like try looking through some magazines and put an outfit together through there and like remember to add in some of your own style in there to make it original. Like make yourself standout from the crowd. Hope to see some of your clothes in a big ass rich and famous store one day. Laters...
The Loner, Loser, Lover...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...enjoy...
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Since I was five and up until I was ten, there was a man that used to abuse me and my bedridden mother. Finally when I was ten years old, my mother kicked him out. A few years after that, I was taken out of my mother's house, and am now living with my 30 year old sister, and her fiance. Anyway, off of the background. a couple years ago, I had a dream that I would run into the abuser guy, and then I did! Nothing bad happened to me that time, but now I'm having nightmares about him again! I'm afraid, because the nightmares are worse than last time, and I'm afraid something really bad might happen. What should I do??? I know dreams don't always mean something, but it's been happening for three nights now. I'm really frightened. :O

Ok honey, well, if you're having dreams of this. Then don't freaking worry! Sometimes dreams are just like past memories! If like you were phsyic or something, then you'd be able to see into the future through your dreams. That's what happened to one of my friends. But like, dreams are either wishes the heart makes or past memories of what happened in the past or what happened today. Plus if you were getting abused, then baby scream it all out! Talk to someone so they can fucking throw him in jail! Like it's not so fucking hard! Just freaking make him pay in jail! If you meet him one more time then full on ignore him. That's it, done deal. Good bye loser abuser! Then like make sure you're protected from him. Like big ass hardcore time! But just tell the police or talk to someone who can help you! That's all there is. Good luck doll...
The Loner, Loser, Lover...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...enjoy...
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I am sorry for what my friends said and I know apologizing may not help. Its not that I am trying to give you bad advice about anything it is just I personally have been in that situation right around your age. Only my cuts almost killed me. I realized that I was too good for the guy I was "in love" with. I also realized my life was to precious to me to almost die so young. I am 17 years old now and I know one thing, torturing yourself is not the best way to get rid of the pain. Or even make the oain 'go numb.' It is something no one should do. I know now the way I can get rid of the pain is talking to my friends, and also to my sister. I get a good cry out and talk to the person who hurt me and work it out. No matter what, I know reverting to pain to stop pain will get me no where expect in more pain. Forgive my friends who think it is funny to smash someone because they are confused or in love. They don't understand anything and are immature and I told them that. Just forgive me. I am not a bad person I just like to help people.

Renee

Well, yeah, I forgive you for I don't know what. But like I do. Yeah, I to have also realized that cutting is like so fucking weak! That's like what got me into trouble with my now ex - boyfriend. But like, if you go a little too far as in to almost commit suicide. Then like you know that you've gone too far and now need help or something. Like I still may cut once in a while but like they're very thin and like not even deep. They go away within 1 hour. So like yeah. But yeah I forgive you, even though I don't know what you did. If you need anymore help come to me. Laters...
The Loner, Loser, Lover...your dark lord and master...Jenny M...enjoy...
[jennymanzanares@hotmail.com]

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