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Q: HeY..
This week it started getting freakin cold in texas *where i live*. And my skin freaked out, it has these spots where it's dry i guess but it looks like my skin's peeling. Ha ok it doesn't look as bad as that sounded, it's really not noticable but it is in my magnifying mirror! Ne ideas of what i can use to make it go away, or not show temporarily? Foundation just makes it look worse!
lmao leprosy... where in tx!!!! lol it has been gettin cold lately hasnt it?
sounds like dry skin but go to the doc just in case ok?
hope it helps lol

Q: Well I've known this guy for about 2 years over the internet. (I met him through a friend who met him 6 months before me) We've talked on the phone, sent letters, pictures, webcams, and all of that, also I've talked to his family and friends so that I know everything he says is true. I've told him that I love him, and he says the same to me. When he gets his liscence, he was going to come and visit me. We only live about 5 hours apart... Yeah, we've had our ups and downs but i still love him, even though we're not "going out" or anything. I know he's had sex once before with his ex girlfriend of a year. I would have sex with him, but I'm still a virgin and I think I'm too young. He's not pressuring me or anything, it's something I wanna do. (Please don't lecture me about it, I know, I also don't need inappropriate vulgar remarks thrown at me for this) He's 16 and I'm 14, but I'll be 15 by the time he gets to visit. I just need some help on what to do to make me feel more open with him. I guess I just feel intimidated because it's not his first time. (It's also not like I've never done anything sexual before, just not sex itself) Please help me out with this.
most of these ppl are idiots not everyone is a stalker ok? if you really love him i say go for it but be careful about having sex ok? im not sayin dont do it im just sayin take care if you do ok? hope i help ya at least leave me a comment you dont have to rate!

Q: i have the worst cramps ever! any girls now some good cures?
pamprin

Q: Why is it that all teenage boys only want sex, sex and sex? Are there any teenage boys, anywhere, that want a serious relationship? It's so hard to even find a half decent guy anymore. Don't guys just ever want to take things slow and want a girl for more than just sex?
i agree with sideburn i mean we want it yeah but i mean dont need it... hell want it alot yeah... but need it? no (but hey this is also coming from a virginso it might not mean much) tell me what ya think ok?

Q: Hey everyone,

I'm playing a character in play where i have to keep a straight face while someone sings to me in German... does anyone have any advice on how to keep a straight face and not laugh or giggle during the performance?
think about your bf/gf while therer doing it maybe? tell me if it helps!

Q: ok this is a weird question but...how do u make those holes in the knees of ur jean...i know i cud just use scissors but would it still give me like the little thread things...i know this is a weird question but if u have any idea about what im talkin about and u have done this urself before....please answer!!! Thanks!!!
slide around on your knees alot lol tell what ya think!

Q: This may sound pretty gross, but I'm 12 and I masterbate. I just use my fingers and I don't finger myself, but I haven't gotten my period yet. Does this mean I did something that'll make it so I don't ever get my period, or will I get it and does masterbating mess my "lower parts" up if I just use my fingers?

Sorry if this is really gross I just really need to know, and Mods please don't delete this I'm very concerned...
no of coursae not some ppl dont get it till much later

JaX

Q: Im a twin. Were both 5'4 except im 94 pounds and shes 104 pounds. Im getting harassed constantly. they say "o shes the anerexic twin", "well thats how u tell them apart, ones anerexic", nd just regular stuff like hey anerexic girl n stuff like that. they even call me mary kate! should o try to gain a little weight or should i just deal wit it? thanx
i agree with nameless just tell them kiss my ass and screw yourself

Q: teen guys - would u go out with a girl knowing that she doesn't intend to have sex with you?
yeah i would but if they wanted to id still be fine with it XD but yeah i would hope i helped!

Q: Due to an error that really messed up the site today, I've set up the "give advice" page to operate in "backlog mode" (because, well, we're backlogged). What this means is that instead of just seeing the newest questions first, you're seeing questions with the fewest answers first. After someone answers a question, it gets bumped down. This helps to make sure every question gets answered, and all the questions are answered equally. Questions three days old just aren't shown at all.

I put the site in this mode because we're in an emergency situation, but what do you think of it? Should we have it like this all the time, so questions with no answers are at the top, waiting for you? Or do you think we should go back to the old way, so you always see the newest questions when you click on "give advice"?

Answer with your opinion!
i like it but you should also have it the other way if you have it this way!!

Q: Do Guys like to get clothes as birthday presents from their girlfriends?
yeah sometimes!!! it depends on who it is ask again if you wanna explain the guy to me lol

Q: ok im 14 and going to be a freshman. i really like this guy still that i went out w/ for 4 months (which is a loooong time for me) at the beging of last year. i broke up w/ him cause i found this other guy who i thought i loved he ended up screwing me over, but anyway i hurt this guy a lot when i broke up w/ him. we couldnt even talk to each other for like 3 months. now we r really close friends and we have recently admitted we like each other still. but i dont know if i should go out w/ him because... well... im afraid im going to hurt him again. i have a problem w/ comitment i guess.
heres what my friend says:

When you get your period first you will have a clear discharge it will get heavier as your period approaches sometimes you will feel stomache cramps and when you go to the bathroom your period will have come you should make sure you carry pads and or tampons to use and make sure you change them regularly Ibuprofin (aka advil) will help with cramps

hope i or should i say she helped!!!

Q: hey,
i love this 1 girl i mean i cant get my mind offa her ive been tryin 2 forget about her for 6 months because all signs say she doesnt like me any more but im hopin she still does ya know???? i mean you got any ideas on how i could try and get her back or possibly forget about her ill try anything SOME! HELP!!!

Signed,
Crushed Heart (aka Jax)
hey im just addin onto my question: did i mention she was goin out w/ my best friend?

Q: One of my best friends is a hacker-gamer who, I suppose, can get anything he wants. He's a loner and a cranky brilliant sort of guy. Thing is, I dont know what to give him for Yuletide giving--it's illegal for me to buy a gun, even though that would please him, and I can't afford a motorcycle. I want to give him something good. Anyone have any suggestions?
id say money gift certifacates or cds since im kinda like him lol

Q: Well, I have a reeeally embarassing problem.
My nipples are always erect, whether I'm turned on or not, and no matter the weather.
All the time.
Now, some guys think it's hot, especially when I wear a tighter shirt but I can't stand it.
I find it embarassing that you can notice, even when I wear a sweater.
I don't want to get jellies or a padded bra, I'm a size C already and that's enough for me...
Is there anything I can do to remedy this issue?
Oh, and I'm a girl in case you couldn't tell.
from a guys point of view i think it seems perfectly fine but hey idk if that helps any lol it turns guys on lol XP

Q: Recently this guy said I have a lot of pubic hair. He said it was abnormal. I didn't think it was. He said it looked like a forest. Now I'm really embarrassed about this. He keeps making fun of me and these other guys were asking if I shave. I'm getting a new bathing suit for this field trip I'm going on and I'm going to get some wax so I can remove this embarrassing black hair from my stomach. I looked at the wax I am going to buy and noticed that you shouldn't remove hair from genital/vaginal areas.
Well I know I'm not going to use a razor sinse it can cause in-grown hairs and comes back thicker and makes skin irritated.
I can't use my depilatory creme at home because you shouldn't use it for pubic ahir.
I tried to look for some wax that removes pubic hair but I can't find any and the trip is coming up in 6 days.
Do I have to shave down there? I don't want to! This one girl said she got a mohawk. Okay? Will it look bad if I get a small swimsuit and don't remove the hair? I don't think I should listen to the guy. But if I use a razor wouldn't the hair poke out of the swimsuit? I'm still buying the regular wax for my stomach and bikini line.

I don't know what to do! If you now of any wax that can remove pubic hair please tell me. (I can't go to a salon to do it!) Thanks! 14 year old girl.
hey barbie babies right guys ARE assholes i should know i am one heheh (i know i insulted myself but hey idc) anyways just do what you think is best im just wonderin what hes doin lookin down there XP

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