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aiiight yo i'm shaniqua. i'm frum tha ghetto hood of detroit n uhh ya'llz hav sum pretty fucked up questionz so lyk dont get pissed at meh fo tellin ya'llz shit cuz i speak tha truth nigz. aiight bitchez. i tell it lyk it iz.

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okay i want to get my belly button pierced. and i hear it hurts so bad! like really bad. and i was just wondering if thats like really true and if someone could like give me hints on to make it not hurt like breathing techniques or something to make it hurt less.

it will hurt no matta what. all these thingz ppl are tellin yu iz fake. itz gonna hurt liKE HELL. hahahahaa bitch yu shudnt b gettin a belly button piercing if yu dont want it ta hurt

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to say if i was pregnat .... i would want an abortion theres no way i could go there all the pregnacay because my parents our in polotics... an it how much would an abortion cost ... i heard clinics out there do it for free .. im not going threw the pregnecy thing so dont try to change my mind wont work.. pleasee does anyone know how much it cost?

ABORTIONS ARE BAD YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!! YOU'RE KILLING A HUMAN BEING!!! IT'S LIKE MURDER!!!!!! bitch

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ok this girl likes me. and i like her. but im in 9th and she is in 7th. is that kool ? should i go out with her. also she is hot lol all myu friends thing she is hot 2.

ura retard. yu must be desperate to go out wit sum 7th grader. makez yu look faggish, specially to chikz in yur grade. like me. id b all in yo face like "wut tha fuck yu cant get a girl in our grade so yu go fuckin wit tha lil seviez" damn bitch yu gayyy n desperate

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I'm going to the doctors the day after tomorrow cause he doesnt have hours tomorrow. so dont tell me to go to the doctor cause thats annoying. I AM going.

anyway, my right tonsil is extremely swolen. its so big that I can feel it on my tongue.

And my right gland (the lymph node on my neck) is very swolen also.

ive been sick before, but never had swolen tonsils or glands.

How come its just the right side? anyone know what this could mean? people tell me I might need my tonsils out. is this true? please help if you know what youre talking about!

go to the doctor you loser

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what happends when my best friend gets a lil too close to my boyfriend??! i mean they are always talkin! and my boyfriend always has ta talk everything through with mah bestfriend b4 he talks to me about it!! uuh its soo annoying! how can i get rid of that??

hez probly cheatin on yo ass bitch

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i have one really good friend. He is a guy. The only person who understand me and that i can trust.
He both like each other a lot, but his ex girlfriend who he dumped still likes him, his ex and i have been starting to become friends.
My ex boyfriend still likes me and my ex and the guy i like now are like best friends and are in a band together. Im still good friends with my ex too.
I dont wanna hurt anyone-because that like kills me. Me and the guy i like havent talked about dating yet but i want to, and im sure he must too.
School starts monday, and i did kinda want to go into school single just in case i meet someone,but i really like him.
How can i tell his ex? That would be like betraying her because i know she likes him. But i dont wanna hurt her.
What should i do?

dude ur confuzing. i'm sure no1 carez about ur dumbass problemz

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Hey im Nikki and i broke up with my b/f about 3 months ago (this was an 7 month relationship) And i love him more then anything, idk if he loves me at all and he asks if i would want to go back out with him and idk how he feels buthwe acts like a complete jerk to me and jokes around like he isnt joking but then he says he is and makes me cry (boo hoo) so whats your advice..?

forget about that bitch

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Hey! And thanks ahead of time ^_^ Might as well get the usual stuff out. I'm an 18 year old female from Chicagoland and I have a boyfriend (*gasp shock*) named Marc who is 21.

Marc and I met about 3 years ago online, and even though we lived rather close, we didn't meet up until June of last year. We started dating theoretically (meaning we were open to each other about having feelings for each other, but were both in relationships) in January of this year, and officially dating in March. We've been together since then, have never had a single serious fight. In addition to being each other's lovers, we're also best friends.

We've never had any problems to date, though we both knew in August, I was going off to college about 5-6 hours away, and he was spending a semester in... Japan. We both knew it was going to be hard, but that we loved each other enough so that it would not be a problem.

The night before both of us left, we talked about *dundundun* our future together, namely, marriage. We both agreed that we are definagtely not ready for marriage, but would like to establish SOME kind of future.

When Marc gets back from Japan in December, he goes back to his own college (all the way ibn Minnesota T_T), but after that, he graduates in May. He has plans to go to Grad School, but wants to save up some money first, so he was planning on taking off school for a couple years and work to save. To make a long story short, we decided upon him moving down here to where I go to college and getting an apartment that both of us can pay rent on and live together.

Now here is where the advice comes in. Marc and I truly believe thsi is the right thing to do. We've lived together before (in his house at college for a couple weeks in April of this year, and on and off throughout the summer), so we know each other's quirks and that we're compatible and whatnot. We both love and trust each other enough. BUT, I would really appareciate an outsider's opinion of things.

Also, although my parents met and love Marc, I don't know how they'd feel about me living with him, and I'm pretty much deathly afraid to bring it up to them. Any ideas on how to do this to make it easier?

Sorry this is so long, and thank you again!

u should b sorry it wuz so long.. no1 wants to read long shit u idiot..

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What does 69 mean?? and what does it mean to be 'wet'?

69 is a number and to b wet is where u hav water or sum liquid on you.. like jumpin in a pool or goin ina shower... wow ur smart ahaha not you dumbass

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One nyte i was with this guy, nathan who i knew a long time and we ended up going down on eachother and doing "69". We are just really good friends. Then three days later me and this guy went over to one of my other good friends' house and i gave the other guy head because i was pressured into it and he kept asking me to do it but i kept refusing. After about 3 hours i finally agreed to so he would get off my case. Well Nathan went off with my friend and pleasured her..after i did this i felt really regretful and felt horrible. Do you think that i'm now a slut?

yes ura SLUT! n ur lil nathan friend.. heza pimp man aha

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recently i went away to sleepaway camp where i fell for this guy. He was cute nice and funny. I had such a blast with him. We went on a boat together and hugged. But then we had a dance and he and i just looked at eachother. But i seriousley thought he liked me! but then when another girl asked him dance he looked at me with a sad face.! The dance was the day b 4 camp ended and i dint get to talk to him again! He gave me his sn and stuff but hes never online!!!! I really wanna talk to him and find out if he likes me to or whatever. But im so confused does he or dusnt he like me and what shud i do?

ahahahaha sucker.. dude no1 must like u if ur crushes lasted up to 5 years n nuthin happened!! ahahaha loser

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Hey there. Okay, I've been on birth control (Tri-Cyclen) for a week now ... and about 4 days into it I started getting cramps, and having diarrea. It continued like that for 2 days. I also have to pee like, every 15 minutes. lol. Is this normal, or should I talk to my doctor about it.

thats sick.. no1 wantsta hear about ur nasty diahrrea

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ok! last night my friend had a sleepover nd' there were guys and we all slept in the tent outside and i we were all like smushed together with not alot of room and this one really cute guy was layin next to me and when i went inside with *c* whos sleepover it was to change...everyone that was outside told that guy i was layin next to to do stuff with me like they even told him step by step n shit. and i didnt know that till later and then all of a suden he was up my shirt and we were layin closer and huggin and stuff. i didnt do nething with/to him tho. I really do like him but im 14 and hes 16 gunna be 17 in 6 months so idk if thats ok and should i be mad at my friends for setting that all up or not?

wut gay ass bitches ur friends were.. id b like screw u fuckers n go finds sum new ones

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Well...It started out as:
This guy IMed my friend and she added him to a chat we were having.Well after my friend left we started talking and he gave me his other screen names. We talked/talk everyday. Well, we got really close...and now I think I may be starting to develop feelings for him.

Is it wrong that I might like him as more than a friend if I've never met him face to face? I don't know if I should...because...well,I'm almost positive he is NOT a paedophile...but one can never be to sure. I don't want to get hurt like that, but I just want to know if its wrong to have a little crush on him.

ura freak! man he could b sum 50 year old psycho path! wtf is ur problem biatch

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Ever since fifth grade ive had a 2 really close friends that were like the only ones i ever hang out with. But one of my friends is also in this group of girls who im friends with but they always look like they have so much fun! I really want to hang out with more people but how do i do that with out acting like a tag along?

face it ura tag along.. get over it

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MY AUNT married this boys DAD so I guess you could say we are cousins? But not full blood? Well its the weirdest thing because I sorta do like him, and it's just a different feeling, and I know or like can tell that he sorta likes me too, but its sorta weird so we haven't said anything to each other, but does that make us cousins? If his dad married my aunt ??/ thanks!!!

ha thats like clueless xcept the girl liked her "brother by marriage" but yeah its fine.. hes not ur cousin really

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