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Hey, my name is Aaron, and I am 17. I have been in gifted English classes and other advanced courses in school. I am a good listener b/c I am gay and I give everyone advice. Don't hold the gay thing against me, you would probably never guess that I am if you saw me in public. I have been in soccer, tennis, basketball, wrestling, and track. I help my friends, which are mostly girls, with their every day problems .:. {Boys, depression, love, friends, etc} .:. so if ya got a question or anything, just ask!!
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i dunno why they hate him, they just find shit to say to him. and ima girl, lol!! but seriously i really like him but like he lives somewhere else (link)
What do you mean he lives somewhere else?


does anyone know anything i can do?..14/m!AAHHHHH i'm going crazy (link)
Okay here's what you do.. get on yahoo messenger, go to the chatrooms, and find a BBW room. Make fun of them. Use a microphone. Fun.


Is it normal for girls to have bushes down there.. and do guys like shaved, or hair? and wont i get red bumps if i shave it? (link)
Yes it's normal, everyone is different. Guys like both, shaved and hair, but most guys prefer shaved over hair. If you are really careful you shouldn't get many red bumps but you will get a few.


Agh my parents are REALLY overprotective! And it sucks cause I can hardly go anywhere with my friends. I mean I can go out to like the mall and shops but idk and another thing is like i have NO way to get me to places my mom doesnt drive my dad works frum 630 am - 530 pm..and i can never have friends over..it just sucks cause shes ruining my life..im only 14 but i hate always havin my parents around.And everytime I talk to her about it she laughs she doesnt take me seriously. what can i do? And also its summer time here ->* What are sum fun things to do in the summer time with friends? (link)
It seem as if you are stuck this time. You may just be too young to be doing the things that you want. You'll have your license soon enough and you can go wherever you like. In the mean time after you dad gets home maybe you could go to movies or have a friend's parent come pick you up and stay over?! I don't know.

For fun, do anything. Go play sports, go walk to a friend's house that lives close by, tan, work around the house lol, get on the computer..



Well my name eeyan...and hav 3best friends..whom is me(M),chester(M),and Zi(F)..Zi is a female..wel she has a bf named G..well i havent talk wit dis G like for ages coz i had heaps of problems need to be settled..he got mad at me..and he made a new rule..he told his gf who is Zi..iF Zi still contact with Me,He will broke his relationship wit Zi as Zi's Boyfrend...Well da main problem is..Zi still wana friends with me but she really love her bf n she has to obey her bf...(Well for me..its stupid because Zi cannot make friends wit me anymore only because her bf mad at me coz i dun talk to him or meet hm)

I NEED REASONABLE ANSWER...email me at oz_style_26@hotmail.com (link)
I am not going to email you, I will type an answer here.

It sounds to me as if her boyfriend needs to get over those old problems between you two and to move on. Use her as your connection with him, and tell him that you don't want to argue. If you don't feel that you can do that, then your friend Zi is going to have to get a new friend. Romance usually comes before friendship before it is recognized that the romance really isn't true..

I hope I helped.


My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 8 months and I used to be SO in love with him, but lately Ive been lieing to him about alot of little things and making up excuses to get off the phone. Should I wait a little while to see how things work out or should I talk to him about it? He loves me so much, I know he'll cry if I break up with him. I just cant hurt him like that. What am I supposed to do? :(

Confused with love! :( (link)
The reason you're confused is because you are still in love with him. Relationships hit snags at least one time in their existence, so just talk to him about it and tell him how you truly feel. If you discover that you don't love him anymore romantically, tell him, and maybe you two can be close friends. The love that you have for him is either romantically or a friendship love. You have to figure out which. =)


my sister is blonde and dumm. she acts like ashley simpson. what should she do? (link)
She shouldn't do anything because she is who she is. She'll grow out of it most likely when she gets more mature and more intelligent..

Rate me =)


recently, i just found out that, i had more than just friends feeling for my best friend, who is a guy. he says he likes me too, and he gives me mixed signals. also, all my friends hate him, and make fun of him. what do i do (link)
If you are a guy, just wait and see what happens between you.. who cares if your friends don't like him? They're still talking to you, so it isn't like they are going to stop just because of you talking to that guy. Anyway, like I said, if you are a guy maybe you're bi or gay.

If you're a girl, then go out with him. Your friends don't run your life and can't tell you who to like, you do. Tell them that you like him and that you don't feel comfortable with them making fun of him. Also, why do they hate him? Resolve that problem and then continue with telling them that you like the guy.


i like my best friend and i wanna have sex with him.. and he wants to do me too.. CAN I DO U? (link)
Yes, of course, you CAN do me! I have a big floppy cock too (not trying to make you cringe) ..and it is pretty tasty and goes well with my V-muscle that you like so much. Much love...

Melon Head


Actually I don't want people thinking I'm a perv so hi.


I have recently noticed a number of small pimple like irritations on my penis head and shaft. (link)
Personally I think it is Herpes.


if you make out with someone, does that mean you sleep with them or you just snog them? (link)
It means you kiss them for a while..


i need help because i am so ready to begin a serouse relationship but my mom thinks im to young! im ready to kiss a guy or make out but im scared my mom will find out! hat do i do! (link)
If your mom is still weary of you being in a relationship then yes you ARE too young, that is, unless you're 15 or older.. then you have an over-protective parent.


If everyone in the world had both female and male parts...would gay people be considered gay?? (link)
No, because they also have vaginas. What kind of question is that anyway?!


how old should you be before you have sex? before you make out? date? thanx (link)
How old are you? Anyway, sex should be when you're mature enough to have sex! If you want to make out then go ahead if you're over 12.. and to date, I think it really wouldn't mean anything until you're 14-16..


ok i am a little differnt in school. i like it and all. But last year people got the impresioni was gothic, but really i just like to be wearing somthing differnt than all the others. I am so confused. also i just wanto to breack down and cry but i know no 1 will understand!!!
signed, GRL who isnt gothic! (link)
If you really want to be so different that you let people think bad of you, go ahead. Personally I don't think that it is worth the trouble. Go out and buy other things. Try something new so that people won't think you're gothic if you aren't.


me and this gurl have been friends for years snd know shes hittin on me like askin me out on dates and even spending the night which all the fellas know i love and dont get me wrong its nice she is really hot and is the works

wat do i do by the way im 15

Sincerly:The pimp (link)
keep doin wut ya doin, sounds like if ya got a girl sleepin wit u then u in good shape haha


okay me and this gurl r goin out one night she came to my room and we had some fun (if u know wat i mean)her mom came looking for her she caught us and know i cant see her ne more i love her and tried to sneek out but every time i do i get caught

wat do i do

P.S im a 16 year old male (link)
Get a friend thas a girl to contact her n use her to be your link to ya gurl... get it? =)


my friends boy friend wont stop saying hes gonna kill himself but i dunno wat to do ,my friend doesnt know he told me so i was wondering wat do i do???? i mean i dont wanna tell her cuz it will like kill her so if i tell neone else then they will like report him to a mental place so i dunno wat to do!!!!wat do i do?????
thx~~
~*RiSs*~ (link)
You talk to him yaself, then you tell someone else that u both know, then gradually tell more people and he won't really want to do it as much b/c more people will kno and he'll feel that more people care..


i got a few q's
1) how do u giv head
2) do u close ur eyes wen u r
3) what if he doesnt cum
4) when he is cuming what do u do? (link)
You give head by puttin ya mouth on his dick and movin it up n down.. duh. you can close ya eyes if ya do, u prolly won't be as embarrassed if you do than if you didn't. if he doesn't cum who gives a shit! it tastes like shit anyway. if he does, do w/e the hell ya want i guess..


Are you crazy! tellin a 12 year old to have sex! you are nuts! this is wacked! how do u giv advice like that!!??? (link)
If he doesn't do it now he's going to do it next year.




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