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I'm an emo, bitchy, advice giving, sex obsessed freak. if you don't like me, go away. If you do, can I borrow a billion dollars??? LOLZ! Joking, ask me anything from bra sizes to what should I get my guy 4 Christmas! I'm here for all! I'm even here if you want to talk! I'm using my cousins email. You might know her as izzy Uchiha, lolz. Yea, we cuzinz. So, and I lost my email (never checked it) so I use hers.
E-mail: izzy_uchiha@yahoo.com
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Location: Tokyo
Occupation: Writer and bitch
Age: 13
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so there's this guy in my class that i like and i was woundering how do i know if he likes me back. (link)
If he stares at you in class and if he like just blinks while looking at you, like he's daydreaming or whatever, then yea. Or if he turns pink around you. Like... whats the word... Blushing? Yea, if he blushes when saying even hi, he likes you. You could try asking a friend to squeeze it into a convo with him and see what he says. I hope this helped! ^/-\^


I'm interested in Inuyasha, so any fans out there.. What is your opinion on the anime [subbed AND dubbed] and/or manga? Which one appeals to you? I'm nearly done watching it, and I may consider reading the manga. I'm not quite sure yet, I just want some opinions & how it differentiates between the other. What does it focus on more? Romance? Demons?

If you don't like manga or anime, your opinion wouldn't be needed :] Thanks!

Also, is there any other anime similar to Inuyasha? *That isn't playing on Adult swim [those do not interest me] (link)
Inuyasha. I just started watching that a while ago. I prefer the anime or manga sometimes. I actually like the manga better because then I don't have to stay up until 2:00 a.m to see it! haha. My opinion on Adult Swim is, they have really good anime, but if you don't like it... But in case you change yer mind... I like Naruto da best. First, because Itachi is... REALLY... hott. Anyway, um, Bleach and Inuyasha and another one... I forgot it's name, haha aren't I a smart one? Usually the anime is better, but the manga can be just the same. I hope this helped at least a bit! ^/_\^


I was a total wreck in school but since I'm in high shcool thsi year, I thought that I could start fresh.

I want to be peoples' friends but I'm really shy about how to like get up to talk. I can't randomly say "hey can i be your friend?" even though i want to.

I have a kid liek brain so I dunno, there's some people i found in my class that i want to be friends with so i thought that i should first start by adding them on Facebook.

I'm even too nervous to simply add them because adding them as friends means that they are ym friend! >.<

I invited some and for a mesege i wrote "I hope we can be friends!"

Do you think that's ok? retarded? please, give your opinions and advice, im open (link)
That was a good idea! You sound kinda like my sister. She used be really shy... And nice, but yea. All my sister did to not be shy was force herself to talk even though she's shy. I do that too. I used to be. I kinda still am. I try to yell out whatever pops into my head so I'm not shy. I hope this helped a bit! ^/___\^


ok so last night my computer was fine(its a dell XP only about 2yrs old) ok so i shut it off and went to bed. this morning i try to turn it on, i go get something from the kitchen and come back and its still turning on so i think that its just taking a while but then it restarted loaded for 5 minutes and restarted again. this is without me touching anything! so it restarted itself like 8 times. then i finally got it to the main screen, with my backround and yeah the main screen. i signed online went to advicenators because i was going to ask this question and then it restarted AGAIN! now im on my laptop because my main computer can't stay on for more than 2 minutes. what the F*** is wrong with it. i'm a computer addict and my drug isn't there!!! please help meeee (link)
That same thing happened to mine. Your computer is broken. It needs a new hardrive thingy. The box thing that makes it tick. So, take it to a computer shop, tell them the problems, and they'll put in a new hardrive thingy. One problem, everything on your computer before, will be deleted. I found that out the hard way, cuz Im a writer and all my books got deleted, but I wrote them again. BUT ANYWAY, do as I said before and it'll be okay. You might have to download internet again too alogn with everything else, unless you have a new comptuer unlike mine, which is a heap of junk, haha. Hope this helped! ^/-\^


Like everywhere in my house there are flies. My house is not dirty or unclean, and the only reason that I can think of that they flock around my house is that it's getting cold outside. They are really wearing on my last nerve, and I'm tired of swatting at them whenever I just want to take a nap, surf the Web, or make dinner. How do I make them go away?? (link)
OMG! Same here! I have flies everywhere in my house! Well, if you have patience, try befriending them. (i'm spiritual so...) I befriend the flies in my house. THEN I SWAT AT THEM WITH A FLY SWATTER AND A SHOoooE!!!!!! They'll trust you at first then comes the betrayal of da evilz flies!!!!! BWAHAHAHA! Nah, just keep killing them until theyz all is dead. Think of it as an excerise routine. It's kinda fun, if you get past the killing a living creature thing.... I hope i helped a little! I'm a little hyper so.... lolz


has anyone heard anything lately about some superbug that kills??? and theres no cure for it? i heard someone talking about it and me, being out of the news loop, i wouldnt know. MRSA bacteria? so its recent? (link)
Oh, yea! i heard about that this morning. My muma says to turn up the taking care of yourself volume up. She also said, yes, there is NO cure for it. Some kid alreayd died of it, (Not to scare ya) It would be best to start washing your hands more, taking more showers (Don't ask), even keeping your hands away from your face. Which I can't do because I have a nervous tick thing that makes me rub my eyes, but anyway, try uping the volume on personal health and stuffz. I hope this was informational! :)


i need some advice on how to talk to boys. its kinda hard. becuz sometimes i just say the stupidest things.
advice??

thanx. :] (link)
When I talk to my guy friends, Luke and Corwin, I always start out with, "Did you see this episode of blahblah?" Then go with the flow. And sometimes I start with, "What goes in may not COME OUT!!!!" HAHAHA! I like making perverted jokes, which most guys do! Try it!


i weight 197 any tips to lose weight (link)
Well, ONLY EAT TWO TIMES A DAY, drink water, duh, and try yoga. it totally worx. I do yoga and I've already lost 4 pounds! it's fun if you're watching TV or listening to music. Also, if you're hungry and you want pizza instead of a salad, eat the pizza. Don't eat something you hate.

In my opinion, weight isn't something you should worry about. Live life to the fullest!

But hey, that's you. So i'll respect that! :)


Ho well um there is this girl who ues to be my friend and I miss her and stuff and well hears the thing she started acting wird and being like really mean to every one and then she started a rummer about me and I do not like that so I started acting mean to her and I had a major attude with her so now i feel bad becuase where where really good friends and I need to know how I can get her back. (link)
Try saying sorry. It works. Just say, "I'm really sorry for being a jerk, it's just. You've been acting a little off. Like, not you. I want to if anythings wrong? I mean, we are friends now... Aren't we?" If she says, "We WERE friends." You say, "I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it... Can your please forgive me?" If she refuses say, "I thought I could count on you... I guess not. I'm sorry." Then, make the sadest face EVER. I'm a girl and my friends, Luke did made that sad face. I forgave him for calling me an anime fucking whore. (don't ask, lolz) I hope this helped ya out, buddy! :)
p.s if she forgives your the first time, you thank her over an over again until she says, "I get it now... You can stop." You say, "I know, but thank you." It might make her laugh! Squeeze a joke in. It'll make things less dark and awkward!


Is there anything wrong with a 9th grade girl dating a 7th grade guy? (link)
Hell no. I'm 13 and dating an 18 year old hottie. it's normal. Sure, there's the age difference, but love is weird. Nobody said it was normal, haha! :)


My boyfriend thinks I am cheating on him. I love him and I would NEVER cheat on him. I just can't believe that he would even think that!! I am so stunned. I don't know what to do.
How can I tell him that I am not???
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take him to a room, all alone, nobody else. Ask him why he would think such a thing. Say, i thought you liked me... But... He'll feel guilty then you kiss him and he'll feel better then apogize. It worked for me, :), it should for you. Onlky, don't let him push you up against the wall and take advantage of you, lolz. Had to point that out... :)


In school, I was totally expecting to see everyone wearing wideleg jeans, Crocs (ugh!), and all the other trends for this season. But to my surprise, they were all wearing what I was wearing; skinny jeans, Uggs, and all last season's trends. Obviously new, but according to latest news, it was outdated. Why was my small, yet wealthy town not affected by the season's reports? I am totally confused. (link)
Oye, your town should grow up. I mean, you guys actually stick to that lame fasion crap? Dress like yourself. That fasion thing is out of date. So... there, fasion doesn't matter in life. it's happiness. If fasion is your life... I'm confused, but anyway, try asking a friend or fasion expert! :)


I am 13 yrs old and terribly embarrassed that I wimper, cry, sob, and sometimes faint when I get a shot. After I get it I feel silly, but when I get the next one, I have panic attacks. Any help please?? (link)
Dude, it's okay. I get panic attacks a lot. I'm 13 and I still scream and kick the doctors. I've even kicked one in the balls! You can scream all you want. Show those doctors you're scared and don't want to handle it. I mean, it's a good thing to let them know that you're fucking scared! It's natural for someone to be scared of shots. My brother's 29 and he's scared of shots! (did I say that???... lolz) Just live your life. Shots hurt, I know/ My leg goes numb all the time or my arm, it's normal.




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