allisonxo's advice column

I gotta eat ma chicken
but i dont have time bc my friend
he wants to go outside...
wat do i do?

also,
this lil skank mimics me
and its ma liiife

hiii!

hahahahah ajaaabeann!!

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how do guys grind. ive done it before and everything but like if i girl gets really into the music and starts like moving her lower bady foward do u follow her and stuff. also could you give me a basic walkthrough just so i kno im doing it right.
thanks

I can't really give you a basic walk through lol basically, just go with it. Good Luck ! =]

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i started my period in 6th grade. my mom knows. then i didn't have it again for another year. she knows about that. that was a year ago. ive been regular ever since, but am afraid to tell her. now she wants to take me to the doctors cuz she thinks theres something wrong with me. what should i do?

It's perfectly normal to be on and off like that. All i would tell you is to not worry about it. But if your mom insist on taking you to a doctor maybe you should go, just incase. Good Luck ! =]

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hi im a male and im 18. i think my (female) 3rd cousin is reaaally hot and sexy. she feals the same way about me! last weekend our parrents went on a trip and she spent the night at my house and we had a hot makeout sesion. we almost had sex but then my little brother walked in on us. now my cousin doesnt think its a good idea to have sex anymore, but i do! i really want to bang her like so badly!!! do you think its okay for (3rd) cousins to have sex if I use a condum?

Well in my opinion if your cousins at all.. no. But that's just me. Afterward it might be awkward around your whole family and stuff so i don't think its that great of an idea. I don't suggest it, but its your choice not mine sorry..

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hi, i hav this red jumpsuit and i have to wear a tie die shirt tomoro but i really wanna wear my jumpsuit...i mean jumpfuck,,,JUMPSUIT, what do u tihnk i sohuld do?

ware the jump fuck
its life

end of story
♥

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hey wats the name of the song that goes, "that hoes fine but this ones a killer.?" thnx for the helpp

SHAKE (Ying Yang Twins)

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hiiii

i have a chronic problem with slapping guys in the asssssss

and saying nasty things

and im obsessed wit the number 69

and i wanna kill maself

and i have a fetish with biifocalss

ariiiitee
helllppp

BYE!

well, i guess you can continue to slap guys asses, if you really wanted to haha
i know you say nasty things 69% of the time
hahah wenever you see bifocals you wanna kill yaself
i know i know

my advice= sit down ajabean !
haha

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okay so there's this guy. i sorta like him. i wanna go to the 8th grade dance with him. but h's the type of guy who is really flirty and such. he always tells me how much he loves me and i would really like to go to my 8th grade dance with him. but it seems that he wants 2 go 2 the 8th grade dance with pactically n e grl. but the only problem is this guysis like my friggin brother. but i love him more then that. help? ♥

talk to him, ask him if it would be awkward for you guys to go to the dance together. You can't help who you fall for so dont worry about liking him more than that, it may be awkward if your that close but you cant help who you like, you know? he may flirt with other girls to try to get your attention, but the best you can do is talk to him and ask him what he thinks and share your feelings =] good luck !

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I like this guy and he knows it. We dont know eachother that well. My situation with him is really uncomfrotable because once he found out from my friend he told all his friends and now they stare at me. One of his friends(I swear to god this boy is gay and wants my crush) is ruining every chance that i even had with him. He shouts out "there she is!" "or go say hi" or "Oooohhh" or something equally stupid.Well at first it was cute b/c he would just stand up and smile at me and he was always blushing now its pretty lame cause his friend even got tampons then threw it at my crush and yelled "its from your girlfriend". Now its harder to talk to him he still looks at me but so do all of his friends and it makes me nervous he is never ever alone. If i even come near his one really annoying will definately embarass me. What should i do? Also I have no idea what to say to him so if you could give me some tips in case i ever do get him alone.

Hey, really confusing tough situation. Ignore his friends, they're stupid and like to make things awkward because they're guys so of course theyre going to be stupid. They're probally just being like that because he does like you and they want to embaress him. So ignore his friends, seriously just worry about him. On tips of talking to him.. just be yourself dont try to be anything your not because that doesn't leave you in a good situation. Hope i helped =] good luck!!

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Okay well I am friends with someone, and she is really cool. But she has this other friend that they have sleepovers all the time and I just feel neglected. The problem is I dont know if I should or not because I just recently met her but she's really cool. I dont like the other girl she hangs out with, and I just wish she paid a little more attention to me because I wanna be her good friend. Where do I go from here?

Give it some time and get to be better friends with the girl, i know how you feel. You should also try to become friends with the other girl as well. If you all become friends then there shudnt be a problem and you all can hang out at once and nobody will have to choose between one another. good luck =] !

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ok so i like this girl and i think she likes me but im not sure and yet i want to ask her out but yet we dont know each other u have anyideas how it may work out.

I think really think you should get to know her better first. Talk to her and see how she feels about the situation. But yeah get to know eachother like hang out with her outside of school and talk to her more. =] good luckk.

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Soo i like this girl named jackie togeson and yet i don know if she likes me. One of my friends told her that i liked her and she smiled giggled and blushed. is that a god sign or not. and how can i find out if she likes me?

thanks.

by the way u know me well.

Sometimes it is a good sign, ask her yourself or have one of your friends ask her for you.
good luckk. =]

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i lvoie you bitch.
gimme some advice onnn how to be hott lIke YOu.
okkay love love love oyu.

how annoying was this comment
alright byee

little martha =)? obsessssssed much?
k yiou better no who this iss..if not
ur retarted..love yOOOu

hahah i loveee youu abby!!! =]

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There are these two kids and they really piss me off and i cant really do any thing about it cause were in school one of them bitches about every thing you say do or get. This other one is a toolbox and cant take a joke deliberatly pisses me off and is a pussy who get everything he wants what should i do about this?

well, theres not a lot you can do about this just try asking them to stop opening their mouths to everything and learn to control themselves. As for the other one people that get everything they want are usually more sensative then other people cause there used to everyone waiting on them hand and foot, just try to ignore them and not talk to them. But maybe you should tell them how they are pissing other people off, sometimes when you confront someone they'll listen!.. hope i helpedd =]

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heyy..i need helpp.!!
okk soo i met this one guy at a family BBQ and likee he gave me his sn and stuff and we eventually started talkin alot onlline and on the phone and stuff..soo then i went to his house a few times n w/e and he always told me i luv u soo much and stuff.and on the phone he told me that he has to tell me something serious and kinda weird..but he had to tell me this in person.soo i thought he was gonna tell me he liked me. but after that phone call all of a sudden he stopped calling me and if hed be online he wouldnt Im me or anything. and i reaaaaallly like him like i have this HUGE crush on him and hes like totally not talking to me now..and he took me out of his profile and everything.i was like crying my eyes out.anddd im like dying now what should i do!!

Heyy aww well i think you should talk to him and ask him whats going on. If hes being an idiot like that to you now then you shouldn't waste your time on him. If he really cared about you then he wouldn't just randomly stop talking to you like that, you don't need people like that in your life.. you sound like you're a really cool nice person and maybe he doesn't deserve you. But my advice is to talk to him, and ask him why he's being so stupid. and it won't be your lost , it'll be his! sorry if i didn't help much, hope i did though =] good luckk!!

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soo i really like this girl but i dont think she likes me and liek dont no what to do i cant stop thinkin bout her and like to scared to tell her how i fell lwhat should i do

easy, talk to her dont be scared to tell her how you feel, you'll feel alot better after you talk to herr. good luckk =]

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WHOAA - ALLISON GOT A ADVICE COULMN. how cool mannn. hjjgkksa. loveeee yuouuu ♥ good luckk. -kellyyyyyyy

hah ii love youuu kelly!! =]

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hi ; i have a boy problem i cant decide witch boy 2 choose. there is 2 boys that like me that im interested in. 1 ive nown sence 5th grd & always had somethin 4. now he like me & i duno if i wanna date him. i feel hes too skinny for me 2. im kinda bigger. & the otha 1 is my x. we broke up cuz he thought we was betta friends but we both still got somethin 4 eachotha. they both no ech otha. help?

hey okay well yeah that is really confusing.. well the best i can tell you is that choose the one your more comfortable with.. and who knows you better its a tough situation because somebody will get hurt in it and i can see why your so confused on it..but really like i said i think the best way is to chose the one your more comfortable being around like who you can really be yourself with, im sorry if it doesn't help much.. but i hope it does !! =]

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hey allison i really like this guy at my school and i don't know if he likes me at all and im really confused wut should i do? i think he likes this other girl but i like him so mch =(

heyyy aw well i know how you feel, i think you should talk to him, tell him how much you like him && if it doesn't affect him at all then screw him hes not worth your time, you could find alot better than that... don't waste all your time on someone that wont waste anytime on you because its not worth it at all. good luckk!! =]

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