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hey! my name is linnie. i really love to dance and do artsy things. i love my friends and i love to live. i also really love music. so ask me a question and i'll do my best to answer it!

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My mom has strep and shes really starting to piss me off, first she comes come moaning and groaning like shes getting raped by a pornstar. then shes sitting up stairs and she is so fucking lazy she calles me from her cell phone just to get her a glass of water. and also theres this annoying little bitch and he wont leave me alone the only thing he dose is bitches about stupid thing and talks behind his friends back.... what should i do linnea?

if your mom still has strep then just do what she wants and then hold it over her head for the next month. also this kid sounds obnoxious and it seems like you don't like him...so maybe you shouldn't be friends with him....

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ummm you are my idol and i worship you. is that unhealthy?

well, sometimes people get obsessive over things. that usually means they need to shut their heads in their closet. if that doesn't work, try making a shrine and pray to it every morning.

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I like this guy and he knows it. We dont know eachother that well. My situation with him is really uncomfrotable because once he found out from my friend he told all his friends and now they stare at me. One of his friends(I swear to god this boy is gay and wants my crush) is ruining every chance that i even had with him. He shouts out "there she is!" "or go say hi" or "Oooohhh" or something equally stupid.Well at first it was cute b/c he would just stand up and smile at me and he was always blushing now its pretty lame cause his friend even got tampons then threw it at my crush and yelled "its from your girlfriend". Now its harder to talk to him he still looks at me but so do all of his friends and it makes me nervous he is never ever alone. If i even come near his one really annoying will definately embarass me. What should i do? Also I have no idea what to say to him so if you could give me some tips in case i ever do get him alone.

sorry it took me forever to answer. but i think that if you still like him you should ignore his friends but not him. if his friends are so obnoxious that its obnoxious then think up something really witty to say. or swear at them.
if he's with his friends in the hallway or something then just walk right by like you're sweet. make them think they're not bothering you. or swear at them. hope this helps.

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ok..i have like some friends that i just cant seem to stay out of fights with..they are always taking everything personally or misunderstanding wat i say..but instead of coming to me and asking me wat i meant they just get pissed off and treat me like shit..now dont get me wrong i want to be their freind and stuff but i dont know how much more i can take!!! wat should i do?

i really think that these kids aren't your true friends. i think that you need to get closer with other friends that don't treat you like that. true friends understand you. hope this helps you out.

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I know what stores to get stuff at for cute clothes, but I don't know what to get! I need your opinions.. if you guys could, go on a store website and send me a link to a picture of really cute outfits. I like A&f, hollister & all that junk. Any cute spring/summer outfits that I could wear to school please send. I'm 14 and female. Thanks in advance.

hey, i'm thinking that you'd probably like the layered look, so what you need are a couple of long tank tops, some with lace at the end and/or the top. you might also want some half sweaters, or really low v-neck shirts. if you go to www.delias.com they have a lot of pictures of really cute outfits that you might like. i hope this helps!

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im so into you but im way too smart for you. even my henchmen think im crazy. what should i do?

maybe you should make me a half pony half monkey monster to please me. but i get the feeling that i wont like it.

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okay so im a penguin named pablo. and i think i have this major crush on this pink bug thing names yanequa. and its weird cause like we are different animals. we both like to sing in our backyard though. should i hit on her?

well, i think that if you like yaniqua enough you should totally hit on her. i think that the singing is a sign of her affection. of course, she could also just be singing to get to tyrone...

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Haha I had no clue what category this should of gone under, so I picked randomly.

Anyway.. I am 14 and a girl and I was wondering.. how many people shave(or wax or ect) their arms? Should i shave mine? I feel like my arms have light colored hair (blonde) but the seem hairy to me. I read in a magazine something about shaving arms, but should I? Would it be weird or would it be weird if I didnt?

hey. i think you should probably make peace with your arms. arm hair grows back thicker and darker, just liek legs, and arms are a lot more noticeable than legs so you would have to do it very often. you probably think it's worse than it actually is so just leave it alone for a while. hope this helps.

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Heyy! :]
well i sorta have a problem..and i feel super bad about it..
well you see my cousin hangs out with some pretty cute people..and there is this kid named ben..well she is like he is the hottest kid on this planet! and i was like nahhh you always say that about people! but then i saw him one time with her and i was like holy shit lol he is pretty hott! and well we saw him a couple more times after that but this weekend me my cousin my cousins other friend and this ben kid and his girlfriend :[ and this other kid named nick hungout! well i think im starting to like ben..or i dont know if its just that im really attracted to him! i feel super bad i dont know why..i dont know what to do because he has a girlfriend and she is sooo nice! i just met her this weekend and now everytime me my cousin and ben hangout his girlfriend katie is most likely gonna be there. i know im not gonna try to break them up--they have been goin out for like 5 months now i guess! i just dont know what to do..i cant make these feelings go away but i dont want to stop hanging out with him you know? its just i find it weird..i hardly ever have feelings for someone and now i doo..and he has a girlfriend. i DOUBT like that they will ever break up. i just dont know what to do i have badluck with guys..and my cousins friend was flirtin with him when we were all hangin out and his girlfriend was gettin mad (obviously) haha but yeahh! soo i have such an urge to try and get his attention but i know that wont ever happen because he has a girlfriend! i just dont know anymore..! and when i saw them kissin and like huggin i was like goddddd lol this sucks! what do you think i should do? i cant tell him or his girlfriend or my cousin--she will tell. and its kinda weird since i just met him!!

well i'll rate 5 if anyone can help me with this!
thank you soo much

hey. friendship can mean a lot, so you should become friends with this guy. wait it out and he might turn around. hope this helps.

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To make this short: Well I like this guy and he liked /likes me back! But then once he told me he loved me and I hated that! So I started ignoring him! First he seemed like he was upset and now he’s doing the same thing! Now I’m upset :-( well he’s not talking to me and sometimes he looked at me but not for long or something just for like 2 sec. and yesterday on the bus he was talking about another girl he was like: yeah she has straight hair (well I also have straight hair but everyone knows that ???) and than a guy said (I don’t know if he was talking to my crush but maby he was???) show that girl…and then he got interrupted …. So yeah does he like some1 else? What do you guys think? And does he still like me? Well that thing when he told me he loved me happened 2 month ago but I’m just wondering…oh yeah and what should I do on the bus tomorrow? Talk to him? And when yes what should I say? And does he still like me????
Thanks for your advice :-)
I’ll rate 5 for good advice

hey. i think you should talk to him, not to apologize, but to get things straightened out. if you still want to be friends with him, tell him that. if you like him, still, try to become friends with him again. sometimes talking in person isn't the easiest, so write him a letter or an IM or an email. hope this helps.

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Alright so me and my best guy friend, we are close. Close as in he tells me mostly everything. He's such a cool guy and I love him to death. [I'm not sure if I have feelings for him, I'm sure I don't] Well, people at school always tell me that he likes me, but I usually don't believe it. But lately he has been acting strange around me. Yesterday night we had a party thing, and I asked him if he wanted to dance[It wasn't even a slow song, and I wasn't trying to make a move or anything.] And he goes, and I quote, "No. I mean do you know how akward that would be later? I mean we are in the same math class." Yes we are in the same math class, and that seems to be the number one problem. If I ever ask him something in a friendly way [Like do you wanna dance?] he always uses the excuse that we are in the same math class as a way not to do it. But he always dances with my other friends and has a good time. But refuses me. I don't understand what's going on with him. Does he have feeligns for me and is trying to hide them? Or does he just not like me at all?

hey. i think your friend is just a really great friend. maybe the reason why he won't dance with you or anything is because he doesn't want to lose you as a friend. he might not want you guys to date or anything because if you break up, you might not stay such good friends. hope this helps.

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Do Crest white strips actually work? And how long does it take to see a change? Also - Which is better: iBraces, Invisalign or regular braces? Which one is faster? And do you need all of your adult teeth before you get them?

hey. crest white strips actually do work! you just have to make sure you use them how it syas to on the box and make sure you brush your teeth regularly. i had regular braces and my teeth are really good now. they're definatley worth it. and no you don't need all of your adult teeth before you get them. you should set up an appointment with an orthodontist if you think you need braces. hope this helps!

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