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jessica. mizukori or mizu at my forums. 13. libra. artistic. sometimes shy. sometimes crazy. limit-pusher. sarcastic. obsessive. stubborn. ranty. rebel. blames everyone else's partaking. anti-athletic. money-wasting. sucker for shoes. individualist. increasingly hating education. DOES LOVE orlando bloom. jake gyllenhaal. johnny depp. colin farrell. maroon5. linkinpark. avril lavigne. evanescence. jet. switchfoot. spooter. pirates of the caribbean. the village. lord of the rings. the day after tomorrow. troy. the ring. monty python. funny commercials. eye makeup. clothes. shoes. designer purses. art and sketching. graphic arts. webdesign. photography. snowboarding. dancing. honest open-minded people. DOES NOT LOVE content stealers. people who forget to give credit. posers. fakes. bitchy people who act all depressed when they're not. racissm. kidsbop. people who overuse their cellphones. spandex. mcdonalds. michael jackson. justin timberlake. paris hilton. cheesy movies. converse shoes. the spanish channel. resturant bathroom soap. hairsalon sinks. WARNING: MY ADVICE IS RETARDED, POINTLESS, AND OTHERWISE OF NO USE WHATSOEVER. PLUS SARCASTIC.

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haha, this might seem dumb, but does your page automatically go to mulitple pages or do you have to set it so that it adds more....?

no, if you use up more than one page, your computer will implode. you've been warned.

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what is the best conditioning treatment or product or whatever for dyed hair? thanx

paul frieda's brilliant brunette or sheer blonde after shine leave in conditioner/smoother =) or for in the shower, something paul mitchell. those tend to be somewhat greasy sometimes tho.

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hey .. i shave my legs every morning and by noon they r all prickily LOL well do u guyz know ne thing i can do to keep them smoother for longer* thanx

GOD your hair grows back fast!!! O___O i don't get stubs until like 2 days later. umm, permantent hair removal? just three easy sessions for a quick and low price. x]

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i sweat really bad i need advice on a good deodarent taht will stop teh sweatin or another trick or thing i can do Thank u *

get your sweat glands removed. viola.

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okay.. you know some shows like 7 heaven, boys meet world, sister sisters well any ways show like that haves people tell them what to say and they read lines and bord or something.. i was wondering
like Mad tv, whoe line is it anyway and opera and trl just say things when ther on live or they read cards to?? i know sound stupid but i not it just i touhgt give me idea becouse i taking drama i agoing do something in class where you come up with somethin and make up when there word u have to be or somthing. i have lot of my mind today and asking lot of stuff see other people optaon

it's all script. our lives are script. our lives are doomed. we're all Trumens.

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How could you guess it was me? Dam you.

Lol, cuz you're like the only one really obsessed with Chad that I know online? =P You cussed wrong. x]

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Okay my bf just asked another girl to be his wife and I'm friggin pissed. Is it because I'm 14 and he is 24? Age doen't make a diffrence to me. And then she tried to bunr my house down so I shot her. I think Sophia is dead. What do I do?

XD Is this Noelle? You're sad. XD

Lets see...tell Chad, erm, this 'guy' (xD) that you're utterly and completely obsessed with him and that it has been proven by optologists, biologists, and cosmotologists that you were meant to be and that he is your post-armeggedon soul mate. He will understand your undying love for him and will kill Sophia and you will live happily ever ater until all that airbrushing gets into Chad's poor gorgeous lungs and dies of suffication or the irony of it all. =) Have a nice life!

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i am looking for a curly wet look or something else that looks cool with out using any products and i have dirty blonde hair if that helps thankz

...orlando bloom wannabe...*cough*...

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hi how do i make a picture smaller? im trying to upload one, but it says its larger than 15. how can i make it smaller?

cut it =)

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how come when people smoke weed..there eyes get all red? why does it do that?

wow, i think your question has made me drop about 5 IQ points. The answer: cuz weed DOES STUFF to you you freaking moron!!! That's why you don't smoke it! Cuz it messes you up in all these unknown ways! Why does Michael Jackon look like a girl? Why can't Britney Spears sing a song like a normal un-skanky female singer? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?! It's obvious!!!

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Hey! well i have basketball which takes like most of my time, cuz we have practice from 3-6 N school startin soon N stuff! our games commin up,well i want to be able to go to da football games to cheer on hawks! N to show a guy i'll support him! u kno?Well i like him a lot, N we see eachotha up @ school,but like he doesn't talk to me, but he talks to this otha gurl dat used ta be muh friend, i dont' kno wut me N her is anymore, but like wat makes me so differ form her?I guess he's busy too, cuz of football, da coaches are mostly on his ass cuz of QB! so yea, but i want to call him, N i have, but l8ly no one picks up, or he doesn't return muh calls, i can understand if muh line is busy, but when i talk to his friends((they muh friends too))he doesn't come wit them to tlak to me, he alwayz did b4 but not now!why is this? for da otha gurl he does! i'm so confused*lol*Our lockers are right next to eachotha N i dunno if it's good or bad, cuz everything dat came out of mouth l8ly wuz pretty mean, but i think he wuz juss messin round....please answer da questions sumwherres ^ therre*lol* but herre's sum mores, Wut can catch his eyes? How can i approach him?should i try to see wuts goin on wit da otha gurl? ((we were once best friends but we drifted away!N now she in a differ crew, N i guess both of da ppl we chill wit, don't clique))should i try to talk to him? if i call him, wut should we talk bout, cuz therre's times therres dead silience N i'm da person talkin, but he's tired, N i'm tired too*lol*! wut do i do? i'm sorry it's long, Thanx a bunch! Take care

*snore*

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i need conversation startes to talk to a freshman guy who only plays soccer which ik nothing about and isnt in my classes

tell him you enjoy partaking in National Shave-Armpits-Offs affairs with your elderly friends.

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how do you know when a guy wants to kiss you? (guys and gurls answer this!) what are some signs and if i can tell he does should i just make the move or wait for him to? give me some help on kissing! muah** lol thanks!

If he stares at your lips when he's around you if DOES NOT mean he wants to kiss you. If he does that, start screaming like a maniac to him, "I'm Mary Queen of Scot!!!!!" then run around. He will instantly become outrageously and undeniably attracted to you and engage you with a hot steamy makeout session. yay.

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I need to find an online place were i can learn gutair notes and all that

http://home.neo.rr.com/themillers29

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What are some good topic starters for meeting a guy? I go to a girls school so I don't get to meet them that often. But if I see a guy in public, what should I do to get him to talk to me (Or what should I say to talk to him) Without looking like a fool? What are your strategies for meeting a guy you don't know? Also, what are some good tips on what NOT to do? Thanks!

Trick1. Spill something on your shirt directly in front of him for him to help you with. Trick2. Juggle fruit in front of him. Trick3. Drop a hot beverage on his pants. Trick4. Dress as Dolly Parton, Trick5. Run around him dressed as a firefighter with a hose screaming "WhErEs ThE TrOuBle?!?!?!?" Trick6....

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Okay.. so me and this guy have been hanging out pretty much all summer.. hes knows i like him n i know he likes me too.. everytime we hangout my bestfriend is right there with us.. kinda like the third wheel.. sometimes i feel like she likes him.. or that he likes her.. And i just dont know what to do.. If you can help in anyway.. let me know please! Thanks

while at your friend's house with him one night watching movies, say your gonna go make some popcorn and go into the kitchen and quickly dress into a red skanky party dress. Then yell from in the kitchen, "Hey, [insert guy's name here], can you help me find the butter?" and when he walks in grab him by the shoulders and quickly pull him into a closet, far away enough from listen-range from your friend. Then proceed with rapid hot steamy makout processions that may last as long until your friend walks in on you. Have fun! =D

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i dont feel the same way about my bf anymore. plain and simple. but hes in love w/ me. so i dont know what to do. he deserves A LOT and i dont want to hurt him. but i just... well i dont deserve him and he was mr right at the time... but hes just not mr right now. so i dont wanna lead him on. how do u break up w/ a guy thats in love w/ u??

Make sure he's looking at you at school, hold up a red paper heart, then rip it apart in two and procead with vicious paper-ripping. =) That should give him the picture. ^___^

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Hey! I wanna dye my hair before i go back to school my hair is brown with like blondish color in it but you can hardly tell! I dont know what color to dye it. If you have any colors that would look good please post back! I also have a picture if you wanna see lol. My aim sn is - Pinkispimpin029

Go dunk your head in a tub of lemon juice until your hair is drenched in it then go sit in the sun, you're hair will look great. .....xD

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Hey im 14 years old and i dont really know good tips on doing makeup. Anyone know anything?? Give me some tips. Love yahz ~ xoxx

i have an awsome makeup tip i made up that will leave you looking like qwen staffani!!! *cough* on drugs *cough* oh, I didn't say anything! you'll be the coolest girl in school! okay, what you do is go find the awsomest red lipstick you can find and write circles all over your face with it! =D Believe me, you'll be soOoOoOoOo POPlur LYKE ch33l3@d3r st@tu$ babi oh yeah pwnz j00!!!!!!!398275893750351!!!!!!!!111!!!!

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Does anyone know any quotes that are about love and her liking him so much and him not liking her at all? I need some for my profile... ANything about love will do! Thanks a bunch!

iLL rate you a 5 for a quote..whether i like it or not lol

how about "life sucks then ya die"?

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