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pieish; jessbgone; insane rubber duck or ird; sometimes hyper; sometimes sarcastic; nice; friendly if you are friendly; friendly but annoyed if you are not; LIKES; books -- tolkien and others; movies; pirates of the carrabean; lord of the rings; the day after tomorrow; orlando bloom; jake gyllenhaal; dom; music; jet; the all-american rejects; switchfoot; the darkness; geico commercials; jeans; tennis shoes; cats; dogs; Foohy smelly erasers -- watermelon apple and blueberry; the idea that mizu might make me a mod; pens; comics; pink hippos named fred; barbeque; subway; food -- pizza and hamburgers; dylans candy bar; gummi bears; candy; flip flops; advertising mizu's site; mizu making me sets and desktops; life is good stuff; wendy's frostys; chap stick; DOES NOT LIKE; the color purple; roaches; socks; dressy shoes; getting dressed up; getting glue on your fingers; being told to brush your teeth after you just did; quiet music; lipstick; broccoli; cabbage; blue cheese; goat cheese; a lot of pink in one place;

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Oh, sorry IRD! Thank you sooo much for straightening this out for me! You are so right! I'm so glad there are perfect and caring advice columnists out there, you so rock! By the way, come visit me on my caribbean island sometime. It's called Jessica's Damn Island Get Your Nasty Ass Off and my name is now Jessica Bloom Gyllenhaal Deep Farrell Monaghan Boyd. =D
- Jessica XD

You're very welcome. lol. Congradulations on your six husbands as well. XD

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OMG, I just had a dream where Jake Gyllenhaal called me and you IRD and asked us to come see his movie in the works and offered us free credit cards for a major shopping spree with unlimited money and we were all halariously happy and acting crazy. XD And then I went to Jake's house to see how the movie was coming out and he pulled me aside, pushing me again the wall, and totally starting second-basing me and we had an intense, steamy, hot makeout session for 5 hours. What could this possibly mean?
-Jessica XD

It means that you like Jake just like I do. Although, you completly stole my dream. (but aren't you engaged to Orlando?) See, that's the wrong dream. It was me he was kissing, not you.

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My friend ORLANDO is really mean to me. He doesn't talk to me that much, he doesn't call me every 7 minutes like I do, and he doesn't tell me every single detail about every single day he forces through. Why doesn't ORALANDO BLOOM have time for me anymore? He also killed my parents, poisened my water supply, and burned my crops. What's wrong with my ORLANDO BLOOM WHO I AM ENGAGED TO?
- Jessica BLOOM!!!!!! x]

Are you sure you aren't dreaming about the your parents, poisening your water supply, and burning your crops? Also, is it a dream that Orlando Bloom tottaly doesn't completely love you? Talking about dreams, my dream last night was that Jake Gyllenhaal called me and you and asked if we could go to wherever he was filming his new movie and watch some of the movie in the works and have a large shopping spree. Of course, we said yes. -laughs-
-IRD Bloom!! x]

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Ack! You're making me feel horrible that I'm not making you a mod and making you your desktop at this very moment! *dies* Anyway, I guess I gotta ask a question...hmmm...okay, I have this pet hamster. XD Okay, and at night he runs in his wheel all the time and when I take it out he climbs his waterbottle and jumps off of it. How can I make him shut up and stop being so idiotic?
PS: And flushing down him down the toilet didn't help, he won't fit. -_-
(LMAO! JK! XD)

I'm sorry I'm making you feel bad. You don't have to make me a mod, I was just saying that it would be fun. :P You can make the desktop when it's OK with your life, but don't make me wait four years and a half. XD
Aaww! Your ikkle hammy! (do you really have a hamster?) If you DO: Take out the wheel at night and maybe lower the water.

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I POOP TOO MUCH! WHAT DO I DO!?

~Laura

Laura, you need to drink five gallons of prune juice and mineral water, and then drive for four hours, and then you'll have no trouble. --Err, wait that's not it. Eat 10 pounds of cheese. Yeah, that's it.

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I'm in love. And I don't know what to do. See, I'm in love with his man named Harry. He is big and hairy and black but my dad won't let me date him as he's very prejiduce. Plus I don't even get to see Harry very often as he lives behind glass at the zoo. And I don't think he lives me very well as when he sees me he runs around and throws his own poop at the glass while hooting and hollaring. Be still my heart! How can I show Harry my strong desperate and undeniably real feelings for him? (if Laura won't answer it, you will!!! XD)

Sure Jessica. Whatever. If you like a gorilla, you are odd. Just give him a banana.

Let me re-answer this. It seems as if Harry likes you as well. To be on good terms with Harry and your father, don't sneak out of you're house to go to the zoo to see him, Jessica. That's a big no-no. DON'T DO IT JUST BECAUSE I SUGGESTED YOU NOT. Hem. Right. Either that, or the fact that Harry is throwing poop at you might not be a good sign. XD

There, I answered it, Jessica!

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Hey, by 'select questions' does that mean I can't ask you wether or not I'm in love with zoo animals and crap like that? =D -Jessica

I have no idea. You can try it if you want to. ;3
See? I can be just as sarcastic as you.

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