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Question Posted Monday August 16 2004, 12:13 pm

I'm in love. And I don't know what to do. See, I'm in love with his man named Harry. He is big and hairy and black but my dad won't let me date him as he's very prejiduce. Plus I don't even get to see Harry very often as he lives behind glass at the zoo. And I don't think he lives me very well as when he sees me he runs around and throws his own poop at the glass while hooting and hollaring. Be still my heart! How can I show Harry my strong desperate and undeniably real feelings for him? (if Laura won't answer it, you will!!! XD)

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Pieish answered Monday August 16 2004, 12:15 pm:
Sure Jessica. Whatever. If you like a gorilla, you are odd. Just give him a banana.

Let me re-answer this. It seems as if Harry likes you as well. To be on good terms with Harry and your father, don't sneak out of you're house to go to the zoo to see him, Jessica. That's a big no-no. DON'T DO IT JUST BECAUSE I SUGGESTED YOU NOT. Hem. Right. Either that, or the fact that Harry is throwing poop at you might not be a good sign. XD

There, I answered it, Jessica!

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