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Teen christianity is becoming an enormous problem. In hordes normal children are being brainwashed into believing their elders that the world will end within their lifetimes.
As a result kids aren't just kids anymore. Everything that used to be "fun" is suddenly a "sin." We're busy thinking about heaven and our church before we hardly even had a chance to see the world, and we're waiting for the "world to end."
What a crock of sh**. I personally don't even want to go with Jesus if there is an apocolypse. I never was attracted to Christianity. Your parents shove it down your throats before you even have a chance to thin for yourselves. It's a religion created by old men, for old men, and against personal gain or women in general. Well, being an AMBITIOUS woman and a FEMINIST I want nothing to do with this faith. I know I'll be getting some violent attacks from all of you brainwashed little turds about how right you are and wrong I am, and I'll sit here and sigh and understand because you're in a box that you didn't necessarily put yourself in.
So here is my question- what makes you believe anyway? (link)
My family is all catholic, but we dont really practice it, me and my mom are sort of Paegan, she just wants me to get confirmed, so my marriage would be recognized by the church


what is the meaning of life? (link)
To live it to the fullest----Spike


ok. theres this boy in my 2nd block class and i have never talked to him before, although i think hes waay hott. sometimes whenever the teacher says something funny or they play some weird music on the bulletin, we always turn around and look at each other and laugh. its like we have known each other for a long time and we're friends...but we have never talked before! The other night I dreamt that he talked to me and the next day he actually did talk to me for the first time! i joined in on the conversation he was having with my friend. he didn't say much to me, because I hadn't said very much, but it was a start. i don't know why though me and him look at each other a lot! and we laugh too! we don't even know each other, hes a complete stranger to me, but when he do that and look n laugh, i feel like i've known him forever! my friends think he likes me...is that even possible? i'm terribly sorry this is soo long! i'll rate VERY good i promise! sorry again!

~ Wondering if there's a "connection" ~ (link)
Ask him, engage him in a conversation and see where it goes from there----Spike


Why do people make fun of white people? I mean, it's just a color....Also, people will make fun of me because I'm Jewish and it hurts because Jews fought for their freedom just like black people, so why is skin color such a big deal? (link)
Its just peoples insecurities getting the best of them----Spike


Ok so im 15 and i live in Concord Pleasant Hill, walnut Creek California area does anyone know where i can get a job that hires 15 year olds? (link)
McDonalds?----Spike


Well, see I was at my friend's house and I didn't like my boyfriend at the time so i broke up with him with my friend. I was happy and stuff. But as soon as I broke up with him i felt really bad because I didn't only brake up with him I was mean and rude to him. The next day I talked to him and he said he stayed up the whole night crying and he was praying that I would come back to him. I did go back to him because I relized I did like him and it just took awhile to relize it. So now we are going out again and things are better then ever. Except, I told my best friend and she said alot of things like she said that why did you brake up with him if you didn't like him. I said I didn't like him at the time and it just took me awhile to relize it. Also she said alot of guys like me because I am "Hott" but she said by the way you aren't. That got me mad 1 because not all the guys like me because I am "Hott" they like me for other reason also. And 2 because how could by best friend say that to me that I am not pretty. I was mad and I don't know why she said that. What should I do? She also said alot more and she wasn't to happy. I think she is mad at me now and I don't know what to do?? Help! (link)
Sit her down and talk to her, confront her----Spike


I really really really want a plain white hoodie...but i can't find one! it has to have the big pocket at the bottom and also a hood with drawstrings. it has to be PLAIN WHITE! i have checked all the websites i can think of...but i cant find it! please! if you know where i can fing one...please tell me! thanks! (link)
www.jostens.com----Spike


Okay here it goes... i rarely ask questions.. but I really need some advice right now... I have this boyfriend and I really like him... but I also have this one guy on my mind and I have liked this one guy for about 1 year already.. well i see him every once in a while... and we kiss and hold hands and stuff and no i havent done that since going out with my boyfriend... but i can't get him off of my mind... and I really like him and i think he likes me too i mean he holds my hand and kisses me and stuff like that.. but I don't want to hurt my boyfriend... what do you think I should do.. thanks i will rate high (link)
Make a list of pro's and con's, that might give you some insight as to who you should be with----Spike


okay so this kid i recently started to like came to my basketball came last friday and since i was playing and was litterly flippin pushed outta the gym afterwards i never got to talk to him. i dont know why he was there, i think it was for me, but do you think he likes me? how should i tell him i like him? straight up, or have my best friend tell him? oh and hes my bestfriends xboyfriend so it totally sucks ass (link)
Dont have freinds tell him anything, stuff always gets twisted, Id tell him straight up----Spike


how do i congradulate a friend who made it on to a competition? (link)
"congratulations" always works for me----Spike


Can someone define the diffrence between love and being in love...anything corny is fine! Or could you define love itself.

Oh and is it possible to find love at any age? 15? (link)
Yea, I think it is possible, and you cant define love, its something that you realize in your mind, like when your looking into their eyes, and you get the queasy feeling in your stomach----Spike


me and my sister argue like crazy.its constant.my confidence is already low as im struggling at school.shes not making it any easier calling me thick shit etc.i try not to argue cos it really upsets my mum but i cant let her get away with it can i?what shall i do.i tried talking carmly to her but it doesnt werk?plse reply swn i rate good!xxxx (link)
Just find a moment that your getting a long and ask her honestly why she does it----Spike


Me & my boyfriend have been going out for 4 beautiful months. Neither of us have ever kissed anyone before, not even each other. We're both too scared to make the move but I really want to kiss him. I'm really shy so how do I let him know I want to without seeming too obvious. I don't want to make a fool of myself. Please give me some advice on how to overcome that fear. (link)
Just answered a question like this heh, well the way it happened with me was, we were on the couch, and we jsut looked at each other and our eyes met and it jsut happened, its not sometihng you do, its something that happens----Spike


ok theres this boy i really like and i have a feeling he likes me to but he also seems as shy as me even though he seems to hide it bettr than me. But to the point. Ok i really like him and i want to say something to him even if its just "hi" but the thing is when i do see him my mom and my friends mom is there and they always watch us so its really embaressing and then i ignore him when i dont want to!! plz help!!! (link)
Think of a way to get him away form parents, say lets take a walk or something, or just talk to him even though parents are around----Spike


there is this guy...he calls me at least twice a day and he always flirts with me says my friends but everytime some1 goes up to him and askes if he likes me he says no...i dont really understand him...i like him a lot and i dont know if i should tell him or if i sould just keep it to myself because im afraid he will be scared off if i tell him...i could use help
i rate high...thanx (link)
Well you should tell him you really like him and that he should either stop, or you two should go out, dont let him lead you on, youd be setting yourself up for heartbreak.


Ok, Last nite my b/f told me that he smokes. I didnt really know what to do. I mean I dont want him to smoke and he said that he's trying to stop and its not really working. I dont know what to do. Can someone plz help me cuz itz like really annoying me that he smokes. I mean its not really a big deal but I just dunno.... (link)
Well he is trying to stop, help him along, enocourage him----Spike


all my friends have boyfriends.. and my best friend.. who ive been through everything with has ditched me for her boyfriend who i hate so much right now.. she doesnt talk to me when we go out cuz shes too busy slobering over him and its disgusting and it pisses me off more than you can ever know. sure my friends are good friends when their BOYFRIENDS arent around. i wa sjust ditched tonight.. my best friend had her boyfriend.. and my other friend had hers.. and i pretended to sleep on the couch while they humped eachother and shit. i cant take it.. someone just help me calm down and make me feel better (link)
Just tell them how you feel, and if they dont listen, Id find new friends.


Hey Do you have to know everyone in a band inorder to listen to them?
Like say i liekd a band and i listened to them...do i have to know every person in it and wat insturment they play?
Kay thanx
Ill rate (link)
No, I dont know all the members in Anthrax or Slayer, but I like both of them, except Kerry King is a douche bag:D----SPike


this boy asked me out and i said yes but his friend told me that my b/f said it was over. i asked my b/f if it was true and he said he wanted his friend to tel me it was over but he changed his mind.. i think he's having his doubts, ahould i break up with him b4 he breaks my heart? (link)
I would sit him down and straight up ask hi do you like me or not and tell him its ok to have doubts at first, but they go away after a week or so----Spike


me and my boo have been going out for 2 weeks we love each other alot and we really wanna make out!!
but how do i?

please help (link)
Its not something you do, its just something that happens, me and my girlfreind were sitting on the couch one nite, and our eyes just met, and it just happened----Spike




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