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What are some really good dares to give during a game of Truth or Dare? For both guys and girls
Lick the seat of your toilet. (know someone that had to do that.)
Go up to a random person and hug them.
Tell someone that they're chubby. (Which is mean.)
go up to some one they absolutly hate and say your so sexy or I love you.
go to the nextdoor neighboor's house and ask to borrow an ice cube, go back about a half hour later and say you dont need it anymore and give it back.
get a phonebook and call the nearest restaraunt and make large reservations.
uncap a lipgloss and run it along the wall or floor, and then put some on.
soak a pair of underwear and then stick it in the freezer. when its nice and chilly the person who got the dare has to wear them for the next hour.
*67 a phone and call a friend of yours or a friend of someone else in the room and say youre returning their matchmake ad on the computer and are coming to their house in an hour and tell them to make sure theyve got all the toys ready. you can add your own twists to this also.
flash the next car that goes by.
french kiss a dog. (never done it but sounds gross.)
moon the next car that goes by.
go up to the person you have a crush on and french kiss them.
get on top of the roof of your house and yell something really stupid.
Lick the floor.
Recieve a wedgie from the player on your right.
What is abnormal about you?
What is your favorite thing to lick?
Do the macarena.
What is the craziest thing you've done naked?
What is your most embaressing public nudety story?
Have you ever peed in a pool?
Have you ever wet the bed, tell a story about it.
How many piercings do you have?
Do a cartwheel.
Do a handstand.
Yodel.
Sing I'm a Little Tea Pot with actions.
Carry the player on your left around the room once.
Carry the player opposite in a fireman's life around the room.
Do the can-can.
Kiss the player on your right.
Kiss the player on your left.
Kiss the player opposite.
Lick the player on your right.
Lick the ear of the player on your left.
Recieve a hicky from the player opposite.
Kiss the feet of the player on your right.
Lick the bellybutton of the player to your left.
Grab the player opposite's butt.
Get spanked by the player to your right.
Spend the next round sitting in the lap of the player to your left.
Kiss the player on your left.
Kiss the player on your right.
Kiss the player opposite.
Blow a rasberry on the stomach of the player opposite.
Be tickled by the player to your right.
Exchange an article of clothing with the player on your right.
Exchange an article of clothing with the player on your left.
Exchange an article of clothing with the player opposite.
Wear your underwear on the outside of your clothing.
Wear your underwear on your head.
Go commando for the rest of the game.
Have you ever fooled around with anyone in the room? Who?
How old were you when you had your first real kiss? Tell the tale.
Remove an article of clothing.
What would you say are your best physical and emotional attributes?
What are your least favourite physical and emotionan attributes?
Kiss anyone in the room.
Say two really nice things about each player.
What would you say is each player's best physical attribute?
What would you say is each player's best emotional trait?
What superpower do you wish you had?
Do a striptease to your underwear.
What kind of underwear do you wear?
Moon outside.
Moon the players.
Lick the palm of the player to your right.
Suck the finger of the player to your left.
Suck a toe of the player opposite.
Have the player being dared let you put lipstick on them.
Have the player being dared let you draw a mustache on them.
Have the player being dared let you draw a uni-brow on them.
Have the player being dared let you draw a goatee on them.
Have the player being dared let you put make-up on them however you like. (works best when its a guy.)
Make on obsene phone call.
Take a shot of ketchup.
Take a shot of syrup.
Have you ever been arrested?
What is the most trouble you have been in with the law?
What are your bad habits?
Burp the alphbet.
Burp your name.
Do a stupid human trick.
Trade clothes with the player to your right.
Dance like a ballerina.
Bark like a dog.
Give the player opposite a piggyback ride.
Rub noses with the player opposite.
Imitate another player and have everyone guess who you are.
What is your middle name?
Describe yourself in five words.
If you were invisible what is the first thing you would do?
It you were the opposite sex for one hour, what would you do?
Have you ever punched someone?
When was the last time you cried?
What was the worst memory of your childhood?
Have you ever been in a brawl?
Who do you think is the best looking person in the room?
What is the worst date you have ever been on?
Hop around the room.
Do 25 push ups.
Do 50 sit ups.
Have you ever worn a thong?
Remove an article of clothing from the player on your left with your teeth.
What is the best prank you have pulled?
Tell your most embarressing pantsing/wedgie story.
Where is the weirdest place you've ever peed?
Have you ever cheated on anyone?
Have you ever been cheated on?
Have you ever been the other person?
What is your most embaressing vomit story?
When was the last time you tossed cookies?
Whats the most embarressing thing you have done while drunk?
What do you usually sleep in?
What did you really want to be when you grew up?
Say something dirty to the player on your right.
What is your secret talent?
Try to put your feet behind your head.
Rub noses with each player.
Kiss each player.
Give the player opposite a piggyback ride around the room.
Moonwalk accross the room.
Breakdance.
Do the robot dance.
Sing a song.
Wear all your clothes inside out.
Wear all your clothes in reverse order.
Wear a kick-me sign for the rest of the game.
Talk in a fake accent for the rest of the game.
Slow dance with the player on your left for one super cheesy song.
Play the next round in the lap of the player to your left.
What is the one talent you wish you posessed?
When was the last time you went skinny-dipping?
High-five eveyone in the room.
Snort a line of sugar.
Sing everything for the reast of the game.
snort like a pig.
Keep an ice cube down your pants till it melts.
Wear a toilet paper turban for the rest of the game.
Make a toilet paper tube top and wear it.
find as many snack type thing and mix them in a cup then get the person being dared to drink the mixture. Make sure the person being dared is blindfolded and cannot see what is being made. (We did this with candy and cream soda.)
Dare a male player to let all the girl players remove his shoes and socks so they can paint his toes with nail polish. He must remain barefoot until the game is over and hope he hasn't lost his shoes and socks while playing.
Have a person smear jelly in one armpit and peanut butter in the other armpit. Then they must take two slices of bread and wipe it off. Then they have to eat the sandwich!
Push a penny around the toilet seat with your tongue.
If you could have anyone here in the room to be your slave, who would it be and what would you make them do?
Ask the player being dared what question would he most dread to be asked. (This way they'll either have to answer it on their next turn or play just plain dare for the rest of their life)
When did you stop bathing with your sibling?
Dare the person to strip down and run around the block in their underwear.
*hope these help you figure out something to do, some sound like fun to try. haha.*
im 15/f.
And i had sex maybe 3-4 days after my period. It was not protected, and he came in me. He didnt pull out fast, but, he did pull out. I have been feeling sick. Its been a week today since we had sex. And i cant take an acurate pregnancy test tell the 23rd. Is there a good chance im pregnant?
thanks in advance.
you don't always get pregnant when the guy cums inside of you..if that was the case there would be more children running around then flies in the summer time..if you want to be safe i checked it out on Google and i found that it was pretty accurate. i typed in Ovulation Calculator and it tells you what to do..some people say it's B*ll but me and a few other people found it pretty accurate for us..
I'm 23, I have always had normal menstrual cycles up until last November. Now instead all i get is about 2 days worth of dry blood when i wipe. That is it. I have taken plenty of pregnancy tests. I know I'm not pregnant. I know it's normal for irregular menstrual cycles on occasion, but something is telling me this is wrong? help please!
You know your body more then anyone else. If something is getting you that something isn't right you should go and see your doctor. He may send you for a Pap test or something like that.
honestly, if a guys feeling you up, what would he think if your boobs are two different sizes. for me, ones like a small A and the other is a B . i know he should only care about your personality blahblahblah but i was just wondering the real truth about whether hell be freaked out or not, thanks!
Don't worry half the time they don't notice. (Even implants aren't always even).. Oh. When I was younger my boobs were uneven and to me it seemed very noticeable but it really wasn't. sometimes they get to a point where they feel they are evened out but their not and it doesn't look/feel as bad .. you're normal..lol
If someone you loved & cared about got drunk and had sex with some other girl, what would you do?
Love and care as in boyfriend and girlfriend, crush or just a real good friend. it depends on the situation really..
a crush/good friend: nothing i would be able to do considering that he isn't with me and he is free to do as he please.
boyfriend: i'd be super mad of course what girl wouldn't be right? Most people would say "Oh, he was under the influence of alcohol and he wasn't aware of what he was doing." Well..I'm sure he was alert enough to walk into that bedroom, shut the door and s*rew her. I'm sure he didn't know it was the girlfriend if he was moaning another girls name right? it would be hard to trust him after that epically while drinking. Most people say "Once a cheater always a cheater" it's not always true. There would be a lot of talking going on and of course you're going to be hurt right? I don't know if I answered your question but i hope i helped a little..:) good luck on whatever is going on..
I have been kinda stressed out from high school. I have been having some problem getting a boyfriend. So i have had to relate to other things, to fullfill my sexual needs. Late at night in my room, my dog likes to cuddle with me. So when i feel the sexual needs I practice the sexual acts with my dog. I know it`s disgusting but we do it almost everynight, I can`t help it. I am embarrased about it, but I feel like my dog also enjoys it. What should I do?
First of all you need to end things with the puppy..
If you feel that need to do sexual things masturbate it's healthier for you. You need to get out and socialize with other People. I am not sure your age so if you are of age go out to parties with friends or go to a club or something. If you are not of age but your parents still let you go to parties then do so. Find someone to communicate with and you will feel with time that things will be a lot easier to manage.
Yea umm i was wondering what is Cum because my friends at school be mean to people and say you like sucking your friends balls and then they say and you like the taste of Cum so i was wodering what it is
depending on the age: chances are your friends probably dont even know what cum is..they heard it though it was 'cool' or osmething and started saying it..they think it makes them sound grown up but it doesn't...
can a 15yr old girl masturbate?
anyone can masturbate..it's normal and healthy.
I'm doing TaeKwonDo, and I'm pretty happy with everything, but my right leg is super noticeably more stretched out then my left leg, so, how do I make them equal? i stretch out every day, so if someone could please answer me before another belt test, i would be very pleased! thx guys!
Has your leg always been like this? Sometimes it's a thing that happens at birth and the only way to fix it is surgery. I have a friend she has a curved spine and one side of her body is longer then the other and the only way for her to fix this is surgery. Talk with your doctor and see what he/she says. If you are young there's a chance that it wont be that hard of a thing to fix. good luck..
My man says if I love him I will give him head, what should I do
tell him this: "If you love me you wouldn't pressure me into doing those things and you will let me do it when I am ready." Don't do something you're not ready to do.. I'm not sure how long you two have been together but it doesn't matter you still don't have to do things that you don't want to no matter how long the relationship has been..plus, if he leaves because he wont do this he was a jerk in the first place. someone who cares about you will wait til the time is right and not say "well you dont love me because you dont want to have sex with me or other stuff.." becareful, good luck and stand your ground.
It seems like I never clean my room anymore! Well, that's not entirely true I do clean it but hardly ever. It just seems to take forever! The weird part is that I am a very clean person!
Maybe somebody here can help me how can I clean my room fast? I always seem to get distracted or maybe bored and find something else to do so how am I going to get around this? I guess it takes as long as it takes, so I guess I'm really asking how can I make the time go by faster while I'm cleaning my room if that makes any sense?
Thank you!
try listening to some up beat music. listening to something fast will get in the the mood to move and it'll get your cleaning. :) good luck.
I would really appreciate if somebody could tell me the answer to my question without judging me. I have started a new restricted calorie diet and I am hungry all the time how long to hunger pangs last? Are we talking days or weeks here?
our body is suppose to have so many calories a day anyways but it depends on how much you use to eat before. your body could be use to a lot of food and now it's not getting what it's use to getting so it's going to start to pain. i've heard a lot of people say "if you make it to day three you're good to go." you shouldn't start off with eating less right away start off slow so you don't shock your body.
Hi everybody, I have a problem. No matter what I try and no matter what brand of dry cat food I will buy my cat only eats wet food!
Frankly, things are pretty tight right now and I can't afford this expensive wet cat food I started feeding her. I don't want her to die, so what do I do? How do I get my cat to eat dry food?
Thank you!
when i want to chance food for my cats or my dog i just mix their old food with the new food and let them get use to it that way and after a while i give them the new food. you can try that!.. meow mix. whiskas.. wal mart usually has some good prices for cat food..
alright everybody so I want to be emo but I don't really know which stores to shop at! Is there a list of stores or something where emo people shop?
Thank you for helping me change my style!
d tox..
ok so all my friends already started wearing make up except for me because for some wierd reason im just afraid to tell my parents i want to start waering make up! i really want to wear it because i dont feel preety compared to my friends! what shhould i do??
you know your natural look is more beautiful then with the make up. :). if you want to wear make up wear a small amount like Lip gloss to add shine. when i started wearing make up i was in grade 9. i was allowed but it just didn't interest me and all my friends were wearing it but they were wearing it wrong. too much made them look real bad. when i started wearing make up i started out with eye liner, mascara and lip gloss. simple and it was me i felt comfortable. you can try that. talk to your mom and tell her .. " you were a teenager once remember. *smile* just a little please. i promise i wont go overboard and you can help me :)." some thing like that. :) good luck!!
as I guess you can probably tell I have little tiny boobs! Wearing a 32 a cup while all the rest of my friends seem to be at least a C.
Is there anything I can do about this or am I just stuck with what I have? Don't worry you don't have to talk me out of getting surgery, I'm not that stupid ha ha however I would like to know if there are any pills or anything I can take.
Does anybody have any experience with this?
don't go taking any pills or surgery. both can have bad side effects if not now later down the road. why is it so important to have big boobs? why not let your body just be the way it's meant to be. some woman have big boobs others have medium then you have small..it depends on your age as well..making your boobs bigger will sometimes give them stretch marks. wont be pretty eh? if you are are in your early teenage years just wait your body doesn't stop growing until you hit 18 or something. a lot of people stuff their bras but after awhile it shows.. but you can do what you want since it's your body i'm just saying that it's best to leave them natural.
I need to break up with my long-dist relationship boyfriend. We've been dating 7 months. There's no real reason to break up except..I sent him a pic that wasn't me. I know, I know. I'm too ashamed to tell him the truth, and I'm supposed to be 'visiting' him in a month. I need to end it, what do I say? I don't want to hurt his feelings, so nothing like 'I don't love you anymore' or whatever.
I was thinking of saying something along the lines of my dad disapproves, and I have to end it with you, or he'll kick me out or something. I know, just lying more. But seriously, I just want to get out of this now, it's my own fault and I know now to never do it again. Any help would be appreciated, thanks.
well..since you both haven't seen each other in person who knows he actually looks like the person in the picture that he sent you? tell him that you feel that it's not working out with the distant and stuff and you can't keep going on like this. we haven't really met and how do i know that you don't have 2 other girlfriends at the same time? i'm sorry but i need some time to think. i'll chat with you later.. or something.. and sending a pic to a guy on the internet that's not you is smart. come straight out because beating around the bush will make you feel bad about it. hope i helped..good luck
I have a problem, well I don't really know if it's a problem or not and that is why I'm here. :-)
Over the last month or so my boobs ache all the time it seems like. Sometimes they hurt really bad, and sometimes they just hurt a little bit but I always know they are there ha ha. So what does it mean when your boobs ache all the time? Has anybody but me had this experience before?
Thank you for your time!
depending on your age you are growing and your body is changing. sometimes it could be due to that time of the month a lot of woman get tender breast. if your boobs are aching all the time you should see a doctor because with that it could be serious..
So I am ready to begin a relationship with a new boy after getting out of a bad relationship. What was so bad about it? Well, I am a virgin. The boy I was dating said he was a virgin. The six girls he has had sex with say otherwise. :-(
So let me ask you this: how do you tell if a guy is a virgin? I mean for real is there some kind of test? I don't intend to give my virginity to somebody who's going to load me up with a bunch of STDs so I am waiting till marriage. I guess your wedding night would be a really bad time to find out that your husband isn't a virgin and lied to you the whole time you have been together.
I know some of you are probably thinking that I just need to trust that the guy is a virgin because he says so, and you are right, but I trusted this last guy... Imagine my surprise when a cell phone video of him having sex with two girls at the same time showed up on just about everybody's phone at school including mine.
All serious answers will receive a rating. I promise.
he could get stds by foreplay doesn't have to have sex. there's no way you can tell..and most guys say they are not virgins when they really are they think it makes them sound manly but it doesnt lol. this is only some men not all. like the person that answered before the only way to know is the truth but if the girlfriend isn't a virgin what guy will come out and say that he is..
So right now, I'm really in the mood for some movies that will just make me..well, cry.
Some movies that I absolutely adore, that make me really cry, would be Philadelphia (With Tom Hanks..I seriously sob every time I see this movie), Beaches, and Brian's Song.
So does anybody know of any movies that are just tear-jerkers?
Please don't say Titanic or anything like that, I've already seen it.
Thanks.
P.S I Love You
Marley & Me
A Walk To Remember
My Sisters Keeper (I cried through the whole thing.. even made my boyfriend a little teary eyed ;) hehe)
The Notebook
you can always google them!!