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im 14 and going into the 10th grade and ive never kissed a guy. and all my friends all have lost it. and i feel like im being left behind. and when my friends talk bout it they ask me hats the most uve done w/ a guy and i cant say anything cuz i havent even kissed 1! what should i do? (link)
Your friends sound like whores.


Okay so i have been talking to this girl for a really long time and she wanted to hangout really bad so she came over one night. I flirted with her a lot and we had sex. And i know this girl likes me A LOTT. but the thing is i dont like her at all and i tottaly led her on by having sex with her so how do i make it as easy as i can on her without dating her? (link)
You tell her. And very quickly, before you lead her on even more.

(Don't tell me you were expecting any answer other than that one...)


I have a friend who hangs out with me when we are in class and since we have a locker right next to eachother she hangs out with me. But when she is around certain "friends" she acts really mean to mean and ignores me. Sometimes I feel like i'm not her friend and sometimes i feel like we are best friends, What should I do?
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Slap her.

I am being deadly serious.


I am throwing my best friend a surprise party. She's a girl, 16. I already sent out the invitatations to all of her girlfriends, but I can't decide if I should invite boys or not. She is not friends with very many guys, and the 3 or 4 she is friends with may not even all be friends with each other (I don't really know all of them well). I don't know if I should invite them or not, because they aren't even people she hangs out with outside of school, and I don't know if it would be awkward for them to be there. However, I think that the party should have boys, I mean we are 16 years old. What should I do? (link)
Girls can have a lot of fun without boys ;)


Ok this guy really likes me. He asked me out today. I didnt want to hurt his feelings by sayin no so I said I dont know. And he started crying. I felt soo bad. What should i do?? He's 15/m and im 13/f. Please help. I rate high. (link)
You want to date someone that cried because you said "I don't know".

Really?

Sure?

100%?

Just say no and put the poor guy out of his misery.


ok, right, i have this friend who writes really good poems and they're REALLY good,not like just good, but REAALY good, with capital letters, but she wont show them to people and stuff and wont put them on her website type thing...and i think she is depriving the world of valuble insight and entertainment....

what should i do?

I am also boredddd..... (link)
Shhh. You sound like your sister :p


Okay.My boyfriend told one of my best friends that he doesnt like me anymore so she can tell me. When I got online she told me and I was really mad. I was mad because all of my friends were telling me to break up with him because he didnt treat me right. He didnt know how to be a boyfriend and plus he was prude. He always told me that he loved me and he would never break up with me but look now he told her he didnt like me
anymore. Im so mad at my self that I didnt listen to my friends before. I didnt want to belive them. Now I`m hurt and I dont know what to do. I dont wanna talk to him and let him know I`m sad or anything. So .. do you think he ever liked me or that he just said he did? Im so confused and hurt. Please help! I rate 5's! (link)
He's an arsehole.

Move on.


my friend is beinng really rude & saying mean stuff about me what should i do? (link)
Slap her with a fish.


my boyfriend of 7 months and i just broke up a couple of a days ago, and i broke up with him because he was rude, we fight all the time its just like were abusive to eachother, but i love him so much and we both want eachother back but we said we will take a break, but i am dieng without him you have no idea i miss him so much, i wanna kiss a diffrent guy (ive had him in mind for a while) but im so scared if my ex finds out and never wants to get back with me what should i do i love my ex but im lonely and want someone for now so i wanna kiss the diffrent guy should i? (link)
You broke up for a reason. Now you're out of the relationship it's easy only to see the good things, but just remember why you two finished. It will probably never be the same if you get back together. I say, go find this other guy and start afresh.


Hey everybody! I am kinda deppressed. I cant figure out what i'm good at. I used to skateboard and that was my life. It is what made me happy. But i got really bad at it and only get mad when i do it now. So i cant do that anymore. I like to make rap lyrics but also suck at that. Those were the only two things that made me truely happy, and i cant do either one of them. So i realized that there is nothing i am good at. And if thats the case, what is my point in living? And how can i figure out what i'm good at? Ive tried so many things like different sports, activities, just all sorts of things and i cant seem to be good at anything. Please help. Thank you all. (link)
Life has no point. If you anaylse it all, there is no point to living. The trick is to find something that keeps you wanting to go on. Don't search for meaning or purpose, search for something, anything, that keeps you going.


my room is so plain i got white boring walls..and everything in there is boring..wut can i do to make it pretty?..any ideaz!

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Kill some people in there. Blood on walls is so pretty, and gives a really lived-in look.


Hi i need something to say (quite frankly im a little scared) to this girl who keeps telling everyone in school that im a lesbian..which im not! i wanna be a total bitch and say something to her face that will make people go "OOooh!" or give me something to tell her off with!! All i have so far is "Grr". Haha, helP! (link)
Grr's good. Growling teenagers get people's attention.

Why the hell do you care? Immature insults to your sexuality should always be ignored.


im a 15/f .. over thanksgiving i did some stuff with my boyfriend. i told one of my really good friends and she is really mad at me now. its not like i had sex with him or anything, and i was ready for what i did. i dont want to have sex w. him either because i want to save that for marriage. and ive told her that many times. but she is still pissed at my actions and doesnt trust me. what can i do to make her see that im not ganna go further then what i feel im ready for, and so that she is not mad at me anymore? (link)
Friends. Who needs them? Quite honestly, is it any of her business?


i have a boyfriend rite...well ne ways i went to a party and i kinda got drunk and things went to far with this boy...umm i should say his best friend and i really dont kno how to tell my boy and i really want to tell him but then again i dont want to tell him because i dont want to lose him...i will feel bad if i dont and i will feel bad if do. what should i do

female 17 (link)
Lying is so overrated.


hey ok i have a cold sore on my lip from making out and its not rally big yet its just starting and i hate having it on my lip cuz it looks weird does anybody know how i can get rid of it before it gets big? and how long do they take to go awya? help plz! (link)
Tsk tsk, shouldn't be doing all that making out...


When would be a great time to kiss or makeout with my gf?
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About three seconds past ten past three on the first of December...


I like this site and I goto to this site to try and give helpful advice or even to receive some, why is that people are such jerks on here? They give bad advice or stupid comments to someones advice!! And there will probably be a whole bunch of people who will give a dumb remark to this question! Why do people come an give stupid advice like "go kill yourself" or "your a loser" or some stupid comment! Honestly do these people get a thrill out of making fun of someone ? Why do these people sign up for this website if they are just going to give horrible advice? Does anyone agree? Doesn't it seem stupid and pointless? (link)
This site is full of stupid people with stupid problems. It started off to do a good thing, but quickly got overpopulated by morons, just like most things in life really.


does anyone know a website that can help me with translating french to english?!...or if there is anyone on this website that can help me!! (link)
Ooh you cheater, do your french homework yourself!


OK, I am 15 and I like this guy who is yonger then and he is only 13, do you think it is right to go out with a guy that is 2 years yonger then you. O, and by the way he looks like he is 16, but he isnt. (link)
Sounds like the only thing you're worried about is what other people will think. Two years really isn't that big of a gap. Ten years, and you'd have more of an issue...


Is Wiccan like some cult thing? (link)
I'm not even going to answer that question, it's too stupid.




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