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hey my names jody, im 15, i live in Beloit, Wisconsin and i go to Turner, im a freshman(supposed to be a sophomore) im not a mean person even tho i can be sometimes, im not a person whos known to fight a bunch of people, but i have gotten in a few...and havent lost ANY so im not really a weak person if you think about it...i dunno how good my advice is...but i try to give the best advice i can!

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how do you give good head.. my boyfriend really likes head but he knows im not going to do it for awhile and hes perfectly fine with that but i really want to do it really good for him cuase he deserves it cause he doesnt pressure me at all or anything and i love himm soooo much also i want to swallow cause i think spitting is kind of pussy but my friend told me u will probably throw up if you swallow the first time. help please!!! also please dont delete this ? i really really want to know. thank youuuu

x3

usually the first time the guy helps you out with it

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I believe in sex after marriage, but my boyfriend is persisiting i have sex with him. He aggrivates me ALL the time and I can see myself giving in. I know I will regret it as soon as I've done "the deed". I'm confused as to what I should do; should I choose the easy option and give in? or go by my wishes and wait?

do what you think is best....if he loved you hed wait...and if he doesnt wait...hes NOT NOT NOT worth it...but its still your choice

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im 15 and someone told me that my boyfriend -hes 15- looks at porn..is that normal? and like he said that my bf jacks off to it, too...is this normal or bad or what? and should i be offended that i cant make him feel good enough or somethin?

lol...no no no...guys will be guys...that includes beating off to naked girls, but then again that person could also be lying...

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Has anyone ever humped their dog?

oh yeah every day!...no im just kidding...have you? feedback is greatly appreciated..but still...i think you might wanna stick to your own kind...hope i helped!~xoxoJody

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Hey, I am Leigh-Anne, I am 35 years old, a week ago me and my husband were working late, my 12 year old son was home alone, when I came home I went to his room and caught him having sex with a 17 year old girl who is a friend of the family. I was schocked. She was giving him oral sex and they immedietly stopped, please answer thanks ~Leigh-Anne

umm first of all...that girls got problems....and she could get in SERIOUS trouble for that....talk to both of them...and if you feel you need to..press charges against her
hope i helped

~jody

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I lost my virginity and it doesnt seem like it was what i had actually wanted to happen.. people who arent virgins... can u tell me how it went for you cause im jus really curious now. none of my friends have lost their virginity yet so its kinda hard to talk to them about it. thanks!

well when i did it the first time...i moaned A LOT at the beginning...but then towards the end it didnt hurt as bad...i dunno if this is the type of advice you wanted to hear....but if you need anymore advice about this...feedback is greatly appreciated

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Ok this is a real question i really want to know why do most girls think all guys want is sex it drives me mental because i actually flipped out on someone who asked a question and said anyways dont all guys just want to get laid it drives me mental and i just want to know why they think this cause i know when i get a g/f i actually want a relationship.

well...from a lot of the guys ive been with...all they do want is sex..or a blow job or hand job....if thats not what you want...then you gotta prove to girls that you dont...

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ok well im 18/f , and my b/f got me pregnant , lik 3 months ago, b4 he broke up wit me. today he punched me in the stomach , nd in my face. and i dnt kno wut to do?? plz help me. how do i kno if he killed my baby?

go to the doctor...then maybe you should think about the police...thats abuse you know...heres a # you should think about callin 1-800-37-abuse

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I made a promise with one of my cusins I dont know if I can keep it you know ... the promise is to keep my virginity till I am married what should I do I love the guy I am with right now

what ever you wanna do...you cant make promises like that cuz almost everyone has sex before marriage...feedback is GREATLY appreciated, please rate!

hope i helped
xoxoJody

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when does a girl usually get her period?

somewhere between 9-18

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ok... me and my boyfriend have been dating for about 1 year and we still haven't had sex... i am a virgin but he isnt, he has had sex 3 times. I am afraid that i am really tight down there and that either it wont fit or its really going to hurt. my friend said not to worry about it but i am freaking out and tomorrow i am going ova his house because its our 1 year and we are going to be home alone, and he is already brought up like hints that he wants to do it... i am soo scared... PLEASE HELP !!!

of course its gonna hurt dumbass...it always does the first time....

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13/f. OH MY GAWD. K so like I just have a 5 person orgy. (we usd condums) but the guy I was doing at the time has an std and he wore a condom but it broke and he spermed in me. And then I had sex with 2 other guys and rubbed my vagina on a chick. We all might be in danger. Today my vagina was bleeding! What do I do? I might be pregnant and have an std, and Im apposed to have sex again today with a different guy! Wut do I do?!?!?! help me!!

xoxo

P.S. Dont call me a slut cause im not!

umm...dont call you a slut?....that is slutty...you are fuckin 13 years old...that shyt is just fuckin nasty!....get a life...or whats left of it...cuz most likely you do have an std amd you're gonna die...hey i know...GO GET SOMEONE ELSE SICK YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS!!!!

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For my health class we are suppossed to find out if guys mostly prefer virgins or sluts, what do you think?

depends on how sexually active they are...if theyre really active they prefer sluts...if theyre like any other guy they prefer a virgin..and then theyd just wanna take their virginity....guyz are retarded like that...lol..j/p...hope i helped! XoxO

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hey umm when i get my period its like only 3 days it that normal? should i see a doctor?

everybodys can last from 3-7 days

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i used tew be really shy and all of a sudden i made a big change all of my friends see it to, i dont think a lot of people exept that im changing.........and im not sure but a lot of people started calling me a slut or a hoe and like a whore and i dont no why, and even if i was doing somting it would only be with my boyfriend and its not even there buisiness, im so confused

thats life...i went through the SAME thing...and i was only in 6 grade

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ok when do guys like really start getting perverted(sex,makeing out)..like do the start at 12,13,14 b/c i kno some guys that are perverted that are like 12 but i dont kno if others are or if its just those guys!!! help i rate good!

they all start at dif ages

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Hi one of my friends is way bitchy and she always tsarts arguments like if i have a reason to be mad at her instead of saying sry she just turns the table on it and gets mad at me! what do i do and dont say*taklk to her blah blah because it didnt help!

if shes bitchy be bitchy back...aint no point in being nice if she isnt!

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On New Years Eve im going to my boyfriends house. I'm a virgin but that night i think i want to lose my virginity with him. I'm 14 almost 15 i know i'm young but i'm tired of being a virgin. We've only been going out for a week today but we went out for 7 months a while back. Please don't reply if your just going to call me a hoe or yell at me because i don't need that. Would i be making the wrong choice if i do? I already know about the whole getting pregnant thing im not stupid..but other than that am i making the right choice? thanks..

well...you're not a hoe...but make sure you're REALLY ready...cuz if you do this..you might end up regretting it

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