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My name is Lisa and I have blonde hair, green eyes and i am like 5'2.My advise can be interesting depending on my mood hehe. Um i like giveing advice but i dont like taking it. + advice is something we already know but wish we didn't... muha, Lisa

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Ok so ive been talkin to this guy that i meet a couple of weeks ago on the phone. We havent really talked about being boyfriend and girlfriend but i really want to be. Actually i dont know what we are right now, friends i guess. I dont know if i should bring up that i really like him more than friends cause we dont really know each other that well. So what should i say about being boyfriend and girlfriend, should i ask him to the movies, and if i do then how do i make it sound like a date?

tell him you think hes really cute and wanted to know if he wanted to catch a movie with ya and then if he kisses ya things are looking good


love, miss lisa

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You see, I'm developing feeelings for this guy who lives near my friends place. Whenever I'm around him, I act like a fool. My friends (girls) can do sporty things he does, but I totally cant. I think he refers to me as "girly", which I am. But I feel left out when I'm with them. I can't run as fast as they do, and I really don't know what to do. I won't be going to my friends place anymore, so I don't know how I can talk 2 the guy who lives near her. I want him 2 like me, but I feel so ashamed to even see him again. What do I do?

ask him if he wants to go jogging and then after say what fun you had and then make it a routien and while you pun or jog talk about things you like and then in no time you will be tapping that fine ass of his

muha,
Lisa

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Me and my boyfriend have been dating about 3 months on the 24th...But he still doesn't understand my hints. How do I get him to understand my hints without me saying what I want out right?

^ trippen ^

ask him if there is anything you want him to do or no wait tell him about a dream you had that made you have wild thoughts and then smile and then ask him if he thinks it sounds good.then bang you will be tapping that fine ass of his

MUHA,
(horny)Lisa

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OK theres this one boy that i have a HUGE crush on and he only likes my 1 best friend bc shes popular.. and shes pretty well everytime i go to my locker, hes always standing by her, it makes me feel like im not good enough or something but her locker is like 6 lockers away but hes always just standing around her..like all the other boys do and stuff and hes asked her out and hes asked out my best friend, why hasnt he asked out me? What am i doing wrong.. i mean i think im pretty.. but i guess thats not good enough for him=[ Plz help me=/

he might not know that you like him... he sounds shallow to me so dont settel for crap...pick a guy who will like you for something other then your looks even if you are a nockout

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I talk to the guy I like alot on AIM and alot in school. We're great friends but it seems like I always IM HIM! I don't know if he doesn't want to talk to me but when I IM him we usually get into long conversations but he never starts them. It's always me. Is this a hint he doesn't want to talk to me? If it then why do we always talk up a storm? Pleae help!!

x0x0x Hopelessly Devoted
13/F

oh i am the same way, he is lazy and wants you to IM him...not a big deal chicka

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Whats a casual ay to ask a guy to the movies without making it obvious that i am head over heals for him?

~*~*~signed...clueless.

ask him if he was wanting to see this movie and then say well i want to see it to, want to see it together...

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how can i proove to mi boifriend that i love him?..and how can i make him believe me that i didnt cheat on him?

trust is big! if you want to show him you love him do something really cute that has a deeper meaning...perhaps

muha,
Lisa

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me and this girl have been friends since first grade and we can tell eachother anything, but lately she has been obsessed with these two guys who have become my good friends and she wont leave them alone. she can't even talk to me about it and thats not what friends do. and she was telling me that her old boyfriend has a new hoe and that she hates her just because of that and she put me in that position. what should i do?

you should let her do what she wants to do and dont hold her back and eventually she will come to you

muha,
Lisa

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when im w. my boyfriend i am like on top of the world and i luv him alot..but then when i go home at night i have second thoughts and i get really confused on if i really do love him and if we should break up or not...what should i do because i dont wanna break up w. him when im w. him ...but i get so confused when were apart!

this happens to me with every guy. its just something you do when you are falling for a guy..

muha,
Lisa

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Okay about a week ago I started going out with one of the most hottest guys you will ever meet and I have liked him for a long time. Well on Tuesday he broke up with me but told my friends all over the school to tell me that it was over. So I was hecka mad and started crying when I got home. But then on Wednesday I was better and was laughing and saw him and he said he wanted to talk to me. I asked him y he broke up with me and he said because i was cheating on him andI really wasnt and I hecka like him and want to go back out with him. Wut should I do? I am a 13 year old female!

dont wast ur time thats cold of him to go around when he doesnt know the facts...to bad his balls havent droped other wise he would have gone up to you and told you himself whats up..sorry sweety boys are pigs haha

muha,
Lisa

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ok there is two boys i like and they both have a gf. one of them is my ex and the other said that he loves me. i wanna go wit my ex and him and his gf dont look like theyr doin good but then i want to go wit the other one but hes goin wit dis hoe and he had no clue bout it. i really love my ex though cause when we broke up i went home cryin and i still havent got over him and its been like 2 months. wat should i do im 13 too and a female

pick the guy that makes you feel special and go after him

muha,
Lisa

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Hey, I have a gf, and she says she loves me, and we have been going out for about a week. The only times she says "I love you" is on the computer. I even say it when we are in person and she doesn't say it back... she has told me her feelings and she says she really loves me, and she is like crazy about me, but my question is: How come she won't say it back?

she might not feel the same way dont tell her you love her untill she says it


muha,
Lisa

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ok theres this guy that i like and last night he asked me if i was interested..i kinda freezed and just told him that i dont talk to him that much anymore so i dont know..i mean its true but thats not what i would have liked to say if i would have thought about it! i havent been able to talk to him today because we go to different schools and he hasnt gotten online and ive been really busy today but i really need to talk to him about this..he gets hurt really easily because this has happened before but a little differently..ok so the question is..how do i tell him that i like him without sounding stupid because i pretty much lied to him the night before?

tell him you went brain dead and you didnt know how to tell him that you too liked him

muha,
Lisa

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My boyfriend is amazing. I love him to death. But he is a little immature sometimes when I need him to just be serious. Any way I could tell him in a nice, non-offending way??

tell him sometimes his behavior really upsets you and sometimes you really need him to be serious and when he is not it really hurts......i dont know something like that, that will make him feel bad and get the point across

muha,
Lisa

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okay this is actually a very long thing but ill make it as short as i can:
Theres this guy and we were like BEST FRIENDS last year and we were always flirting and everyone knew we liked eachother.. and then over the summer we told eachother that we really do like eachother.. and then the next school year rolls around and were still friends but like the whole school knows hes trying to ask me out, so things are a little harder and more akward but we try hard but then things start to get so annoying cuz people wont stop bugging us and like mostly him cuz he is just like retarded and too afraid to ask me out so we like take long walks talking about it and he says he wants to ask me and not me to ask him and that he still likes me and everyhting but he still doesnt do it.. it gets really old and i let him know that but things kind of continute the same then things start to slow down a little cuz we both have kind of lost energy trying to find time for eachother cuz were not in any classes together and not from the same town. So then all of a sudden he says he doesnt like me anymore.. after liking me for sooo long, and then a few days later he says he does and tehn the next week he doesnt, so RIGHT NOW hes saying he doenst but omg he acts like he likes me like even more now and he like i dont even know but now im hanging out with a lot of guys more than usual and he gets all like jealous kind of and i don know what to do, cuz we will prolly never end up going out cuz hes stupid but i still like him, but i hate him for what hes done to me and how he wasted my time!! ahh i need help! please do your best, i knwo this is kind of too retarded of a situation but i tried


ok before you wast anymore time you must see a patern and if you really want him pretend that you dont.it worked for me no joke. he will miss you wanting him and then realize how much he liked it and then ask you out!! i am so serious you have no idea well good luck

muha,
Lisa

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my boy friend has been ubducted by the new game halo 2...he is obsessed! how can i get him back???

play the game with him and maybe you too will like it and can play togther
muha lisa

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Okay, I like this guy we will call him M. I only have one class with him, but he sits at my table so we talk all the time. So I asked my friend K to see what he thought of me and K was like M said you were cool and he doesn't know if he like likes you and he doesn't know you that well. So I was talking to one of my friends online and hes like you should go for it and ask him out. I just don't want to get hurt again so quickly after my last crush. I don't want to rush things but I really want a b/f. What do you think I should do?

thanks

ask him for his screen name or phone number adn talk to him but say its for home work or somethign and then ask him how he likes the class you two have together then go from there

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ok i like this guy that all my friends think is a dork and they dont know i have a crush on him. you see i've started going to this school a couple of monthes ago and well i am sorta dignosed with paranoia. I have a real hard time opening up to people cuz my experience at my one other school and when i was there people that i thought were my friends told the whole grade who i liked and when it happened to them they didn't care to much but i did and now i'm afraid of telling my new friends about my crush and what they'll say. PLEASE HELP!

P.S. i'm really shy 2 so that might play into all this but i dont know ;)and i'm a 14 yr old female

thats so cute, unless they know him and could hook you two up then dont tell them, unless you want to play the i will trust you untill you give me reasion not to(but that game is risky for a shy one like urself)...

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usual story, im a freshman in high school, girl i like, she is a friend, i really like her, we went out before, but she broke it up, i like her and she likes me, just as pathetic as this is, ive never made out with a girl, hell the only time ive ever gone out with one was with her, i really do like her, just i admit, i dont know how to kiss, and i dont want to go out with her again, being afraid to kiss, so far, i can probably go out with like 5 other girls, one is hotter than her and everything, just i dont know, i like her alot. any ideas on what to do? because ive been in this situation for a LONG time, ever since about 3 weeks before school started, please anone answer because this sitiation really SUCKS

kissing isnt something you study and read about it should come natural, everything you do should flow, just hold her really close to you and she will be focusing on ur touch rather then your toung.as for the girls well if a girlfriend is what you want then pik the girl that is girlfriend material not the hottest one

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hey im a female im 14 years old ok so there is this guy in my school who im like in love with and he liked me back so we went out 4 a week maybe then he dumped me and i was in schock cuz i really liked him so i called him and i talked to him about it and he says that he still likes me and everything but he dumped me cuz he didnt think i really liked him and he thought i was ganna dump him cuz i liked other guy and he said he will get to know me a lil more and then he might ask me out but i made a huge mistake while i was telling him how i like him i was telling another guy that i like him too so he figer out about it and he got all piassed at me and everything but i called him and i told him that i only did it cuz he hurt me and so i was just so deseparate so i went 4 someone who liked me well then he belived me and he said that he does like me but he wont ask me out cuz he doesnt know me and thats just piases me off really bad cuz like i really dont wanna be friends with him and if he likes me y wouldnt he go out with me like he already went out with me so i say it doesnt make any sense
please tell me what should i do or what should i say to get him back cuz i dont think i could go on with out him!
love ya lots!

try being his friend... try to put your feelings aside and he will get a better feel as to who you are then he might be more intersted in the idea of dating you or you might find out that hes not all that great and you dont value the same things...

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